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She has a weird face. Too small maybe? I don't like her stupid face.

I wanna drizzle my man-butter all over her biscuits

What about that victorious chick on Nickelodeon? Is she 18 yet?

/feels like a pedo when commercials come on that channel.

The things I would eat out of her ass, you have no idea.

Spanx for the memories.

Someone's got an itch...

/oblig

Hmmm...something is definitely wrong here. Disney starlets are supposed to stop wearing underwear when they turn 19, especially when there are cameras around. It is almost like she isn't trying. Has she no respect for tradition or for those who have paved the way for her to follow? Ungrateful wretch.

Balchinian: h.

Farker says what?

I played in the band for my university's glee club for 3 years and this was pretty standard performance attire for all female members, even if they were skinny. Straight, tight outfits can make anyone with any amount of curves look "pudgy." Also, I'm guessing she does costume changes and may well have some sort of belt pack for an in-ear monitor. Makes performance logistics a bit easier if everything is nicely packaged.

EvilEgg: This is the sort of news I can use. I want my fapping fantasies to be accurate

gunsmack: No idea what Spanx is (are?), but I'm guessing it's something like biker shorts she wears in an attempt to keep "journalists" like these from snapping pix of her cooch.

/her sweet, young cooch

Think like a girdle. It's shapewear

bhcompy: gunsmack: No idea what Spanx is (are?), but I'm guessing it's something like biker shorts she wears in an attempt to keep "journalists" like these from snapping pix of her cooch.

/her sweet, young cooch

Think like a girdle. It's shapewear

Its like overalls, but for people who want to look better than Jethrine.

jjacobs7 2011-12-04 12:14:45 AM

She has a weird face. Too small maybe? I don't like her stupid face.


Not sure why, but this has me chuckling.

/I'm okay with this

I feel like clicking on this thread is gonna get me on some sort of government list.

First off, I hope the writer of this article has to drink himself to sleep every night because he knows his life is utterly meaningless as he writes tripe like this.

Second, I don't think those are spanx. I think it's the shadow created by her skirt thingy.

Third, and more importantly, WHO THE FARK GIVES A SHIAT?????????

donnielove: I feel like clicking on this thread is gonna get me on some sort of government list.

Your name doesn't help.

I'd like to put my penis in her vagina, if you catch my drift.

Scanned the thread and article briefly in mild hope of learning who the fark Selena Gomez is, all I got is that she's someone who was on an unimportant TV show on a cable channel no one gives a fark about once and that she apparently does karaoke of Katy Perry songs.

So... basically, she's indistinguishable from like 7/10 of my coworkers? Odd, I've never been particularly curious about any of their undergarments. OK, well, maybe one of them.

zinny: jjacobs7 2011-12-04 12:14:45 AM

She has a weird face. Too small maybe? I don't like her stupid face.


Not sure why, but this has me chuckling.

Same here.

zinny: jjacobs7 2011-12-04 12:14:45 AM

She has a weird face. Too small maybe? I don't like her stupid face.


Not sure why, but this has me chuckling.

It's a mouse face, they end up looking really good in their 30s.

Women hating on women. Normal Daily Mail material.

Jim_Callahan: Scanned the thread and article briefly in mild hope of learning who the fark Selena Gomez is, all I got is that she's someone who was on an unimportant TV show on a cable channel no one gives a fark about once and that she apparently does karaoke of Katy Perry songs.

Yes, all of that, and also she is swallowing Bieber's demon seed on a regular basis.

jjacobs7: She has a weird face. Too small maybe? I don't like her stupid face.

Smackledorfer: What about that victorious chick on Nickelodeon? Is she 18 yet?

/feels like a pedo when commercials come on that channel.

Which chick on Victorious?

/The answer is the same, regardless. All of the notable Nick chicks are 18+ at this point.

Those are thigh-high stockings. What a farking moron.

Damn, I had no idea that Gomez was a lesbian!

She's 19? Christ, I thought she was about 13. I walked past this movie poster the other night and thought "that's a rather suggestive pose to use for a little girl".

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Damn, I had no idea that Gomez was a lesbian!

I thought you photoshopped the pearls on Selena's GF's neck, but no... those are real.

Weird tag?

Where's the "perfectly reasonable" tag?

Lord Summerisle: She's 19? Christ, I thought she was about 13. I walked past this movie poster the other night and thought "that's a rather suggestive pose to use for a little girl".

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Tells me more that you think that's a suggestive pose...

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