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(Chicago Tribune) NewsFlash Herman Cain suspends campaign to spend more time with your wife   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 671
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make me some tea [TotalFark]
2011-12-03 01:55:50 PM
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
 
redmond24
2011-12-03 01:55:54 PM
hehehehehe


/not submiter
 
valar_morghulis
2011-12-03 01:56:04 PM
And he's well stocked on some Plan B.
 
rnld
2011-12-03 01:56:28 PM
Suspends?
 
Andromeda [TotalFark]
2011-12-03 01:56:52 PM
Another clown bites the dust...

To be fair, I am kind of annoyed that rumors of an extramarital affair are what sunk the guy in the end in his credibility, not the fact that he didn't know China had nukes and such.
 
Weaver95 [TotalFark]
2011-12-03 01:57:00 PM
Herman Cain announced today in Atlanta that he is suspending his campaign for the Republican presidential nomination.



so he rage quit the guild and cancelled his account? or did he just rage quit and prefers to run 5 man instances while shopping for a new raid team?
 
Virtuoso80
2011-12-03 01:57:03 PM
Oh, nein. We needed him to siphon some votes away from Newt.
 
stevegarbowski
2011-12-03 01:57:19 PM
Farkle.
 
gamepolice
2011-12-03 01:57:21 PM
Woot, pokemon was mentioned in his speech
 
WhoIsWillo [TotalFark]
2011-12-03 01:57:26 PM
rnld: Suspends?

That was the crazy ass verbiage he used.

It was not even close to the craziest thing he said.
 
valar_morghulis
2011-12-03 01:57:30 PM
Andromeda: Another clown bites the dust...

To be fair, I am kind of annoyed that rumors of an extramarital affair are what sunk the guy in the end in his credibility, not the fact that he didn't know China had nukes and such.

There are a lot of stupid people in America. Stupid fuels stupid.
 
make me some tea [TotalFark]
2011-12-03 01:57:46 PM
Andromeda: To be fair, I am kind of annoyed that rumors of an extramarital affair are what sunk the guy in the end in his credibility, not the fact that he didn't know China had nukes and such.

Yeah really. This guy is a joke all around. It's really disturbing that he was able to rise so high in our political system.
 
Three Crooked Squirrels [TotalFark]
2011-12-03 01:57:46 PM
I do wonder where his 10-20% will go. Perry? Newt? Certainly not Willard. Crazy Bachmann? Possibly. Yeah, I'm going with a Bachmann resurgence.
 
Master of the Flying Guillotine
2011-12-03 01:57:48 PM
Like all great men, he ends his time in the sun by quoting a Donna Summer song from a Pokemon movie.
 
Samuel Beale's Ghost
2011-12-03 01:58:00 PM
valar_morghulis: And he's well stocked on some Plan B.

Is Plan B the New Bole New Plan?
 
Hollie Maea
2011-12-03 01:58:12 PM
This is bad news...for Mitt Romney.
 
Weaver95 [TotalFark]
2011-12-03 01:58:35 PM
Master of the Flying Guillotine: Like all great men, he ends his time in the sun by quoting a Donna Summer song from a Pokemon movie.

gotta catch 'em all.

takes on a WHOLE new meaning when Cain says it....
 
valar_morghulis
2011-12-03 01:58:35 PM
Weaver95: Herman Cain announced today in Atlanta that he is suspending his campaign for the Republican presidential nomination.



so he rage quit the guild and cancelled his account? or did he just rage quit and prefers to run 5 man instances while shopping for a new raid team?

He's hanging around the Auction House now.
 
zedster [TotalFark]
2011-12-03 01:58:56 PM
I think the record for WTFs per minute has been broken
 
wingsncup [TotalFark]
2011-12-03 01:59:09 PM
My wife will be so happy...
 
IBreakdance2NIN [TotalFark]
2011-12-03 01:59:33 PM
Andromeda: To be fair, I am kind of annoyed that rumors of an extramarital affair are what sunk the guy in the end in his credibility, not the fact that he didn't know China had nukes and such.

Especially considering the tumultuous love life of the current frontrunner.

Shiat's all retarded.
 
PonceAlyosha
2011-12-03 01:59:39 PM
Andromeda: Another clown bites the dust...

To be fair, I am kind of annoyed that rumors of an extramarital affair are what sunk the guy in the end in his credibility, not the fact that he didn't know China had nukes and such.

Does it really matter who is president at this point? The era of rights is over.
 
Doctor Funkenstein [TotalFark]
2011-12-03 01:59:41 PM
Awww...I was looking forward to seeing more of this creepy bastard in campaign ads.

i595.photobucket.com
 
incendi [TotalFark]
2011-12-03 02:00:01 PM
zedster: I think the record for WTFs per minute has been broken

No, but he probably could have if he didn't pause for 3 seconds between each word.
 
Jonathan Hohensee
2011-12-03 02:00:23 PM
Maybe I'm alone here, but that's some HOTY gold there, subby
 
Notabunny
2011-12-03 02:00:28 PM
With Cain out and only a few weeks before Republicans realize what a windfall Gingrich is to the Democrats, that means it's Huntsman.

Obama vs. Huntsman promises to be the most boring election in decades.
 
Three Crooked Squirrels [TotalFark]
2011-12-03 02:00:33 PM
Andromeda: Another clown bites the dust...

To be fair, I am kind of annoyed that rumors of an extramarital affair are what sunk the guy in the end in his credibility, not the fact that he didn't know China had nukes and such.

Not to mention, 9-9-9, the foundation of his campaign, would be disastrous.
 
ravenlore
2011-12-03 02:00:36 PM
*golf clap*

Nicely done, subby.
 
hubiestubert [TotalFark]
2011-12-03 02:00:40 PM
By suspending his campaign instead of quitting it, he can milk the campaign to buy more books and squeeze every last drop out of it before the FEC has to take a closer look. Give the man credit, he knows how to make a buck...
 
Weaver95 [TotalFark]
2011-12-03 02:00:48 PM
valar_morghulis: Weaver95: Herman Cain announced today in Atlanta that he is suspending his campaign for the Republican presidential nomination.



so he rage quit the guild and cancelled his account? or did he just rage quit and prefers to run 5 man instances while shopping for a new raid team?

He's hanging around the Auction House now.

well he IS a Republican...
 
cretinbob [TotalFark]
2011-12-03 02:00:53 PM
By all means, don't green light the thread with 81 posts

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Cuthbert Allgood
2011-12-03 02:00:53 PM
This feels anticlimactic
 
MisterRonbo [TotalFark]
2011-12-03 02:01:01 PM
Three Crooked Squirrels: I do wonder where his 10-20% will go. Perry? Newt? Certainly not Willard. Crazy Bachmann? Possibly. Yeah, I'm going with a Bachmann resurgence.

Its a gang bang, everybody gets a turn. And what rises late in a gang bang?

Santorum.

Because this race is just ripe for a fresh Dick.
 
moralpanic
2011-12-03 02:01:06 PM
Master of the Flying Guillotine: Like all great men, he ends his time in the sun by quoting a Donna Summer song from a Pokemon movie.

Ya, that has got to be one of the strangest thing i heard from a candidate.
 
Alphax
2011-12-03 02:01:08 PM
valar_morghulis: Weaver95: Herman Cain announced today in Atlanta that he is suspending his campaign for the Republican presidential nomination.



so he rage quit the guild and cancelled his account? or did he just rage quit and prefers to run 5 man instances while shopping for a new raid team?

He's hanging around the Auction House now.

Just keep him out of Trade chat.. some players are very young..
 
DrippinBalls [TotalFark]
2011-12-03 02:01:22 PM
This boortz-dick sucking moron is toast. And I love it. Cain is crap.
 
valar_morghulis
2011-12-03 02:01:29 PM
I'm still stunned that he played that godawful codswallop introductory song. I was cringing, CRINGING, thinking that the worst effluvia of Miley Cyrus, Toby Keith, and Justin Beiber had just coalesced into a contagious ear-eating cancer which even now is worming its way into my brain like some alien leech.
 
Dinki [TotalFark]
2011-12-03 02:01:34 PM
Doctor Funkenstein: Awww...I was looking forward to seeing more of this creepy bastard in campaign ads.

[i595.photobucket.com image 264x191]

I'm pretty sure that guy spent last night on the phone with the Gingrich campaign.
 
trappedspirit
2011-12-03 02:01:34 PM
Nice work ye bearers of false witness
 
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat
2011-12-03 02:02:15 PM
Somewhere in Colorado, former Senator Gary Hart snickers and pours himself another drink.
 
TravisBickle62
2011-12-03 02:02:24 PM
The White Man lynches another brother
 
Weaver95 [TotalFark]
2011-12-03 02:02:36 PM
trappedspirit: Nice work ye bearers of false witness

that's not Cain's sin.
 
ariseatex
2011-12-03 02:02:37 PM
Because suspending his campaign worked so well for John McCain (new window)?
 
IBreakdance2NIN [TotalFark]
2011-12-03 02:02:39 PM
Dinki: Doctor Funkenstein: Awww...I was looking forward to seeing more of this creepy bastard in campaign ads.

[i595.photobucket.com image 264x191]

I'm pretty sure that guy spent last night on the phone with the Gingrich campaign.

Oh wow, you're very likely right.
 
moralpanic
2011-12-03 02:02:55 PM
img827.imageshack.us
 
odinsposse
2011-12-03 02:02:57 PM
Gone before a single vote was cast. His leadership will truly be missed. I wonder who will be the One True Nutjob to oppose Romney when the elections actually start happening
 
picodenico
2011-12-03 02:03:01 PM
Oh, that's gold subby.
 
thismomentinblackhistory [TotalFark]
2011-12-03 02:03:03 PM
Im masturbating and reading the freep thread about this.
 
ultraholland
2011-12-03 02:03:36 PM
"I hear you suckers gave me millions of dollars." - Herman Cain
 
valar_morghulis
2011-12-03 02:03:36 PM
Weaver95: valar_morghulis: Weaver95: Herman Cain announced today in Atlanta that he is suspending his campaign for the Republican presidential nomination.



so he rage quit the guild and cancelled his account? or did he just rage quit and prefers to run 5 man instances while shopping for a new raid team?

He's hanging around the Auction House now.

well he IS a Republican...

He's become equivalent to the Level 20 Blood Elf Hunter who runs around the front of the AH in Orgrimmar begging for gold.
 
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