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(Chicago Trib) NewsFlash Herman Cain suspends campaign to spend more time with your wife   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 672
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2011-12-03 01:55:50 PM  
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
 
2011-12-03 01:55:54 PM  
hehehehehe


/not submiter
 
2011-12-03 01:56:04 PM  
And he's well stocked on some Plan B.
 
2011-12-03 01:56:28 PM  
Suspends?
 
2011-12-03 01:56:52 PM  
Another clown bites the dust...

To be fair, I am kind of annoyed that rumors of an extramarital affair are what sunk the guy in the end in his credibility, not the fact that he didn't know China had nukes and such.
 
2011-12-03 01:57:00 PM  
Herman Cain announced today in Atlanta that he is suspending his campaign for the Republican presidential nomination.



so he rage quit the guild and cancelled his account? or did he just rage quit and prefers to run 5 man instances while shopping for a new raid team?
 
2011-12-03 01:57:03 PM  
Oh, nein. We needed him to siphon some votes away from Newt.
 
2011-12-03 01:57:19 PM  
Farkle.
 
2011-12-03 01:57:21 PM  
Woot, pokemon was mentioned in his speech
 
2011-12-03 01:57:26 PM  

rnld: Suspends?


That was the crazy ass verbiage he used.

It was not even close to the craziest thing he said.
 
2011-12-03 01:57:30 PM  

Andromeda: Another clown bites the dust...

To be fair, I am kind of annoyed that rumors of an extramarital affair are what sunk the guy in the end in his credibility, not the fact that he didn't know China had nukes and such.


There are a lot of stupid people in America. Stupid fuels stupid.
 
2011-12-03 01:57:46 PM  

Andromeda: To be fair, I am kind of annoyed that rumors of an extramarital affair are what sunk the guy in the end in his credibility, not the fact that he didn't know China had nukes and such.


Yeah really. This guy is a joke all around. It's really disturbing that he was able to rise so high in our political system.
 
2011-12-03 01:57:46 PM  
I do wonder where his 10-20% will go. Perry? Newt? Certainly not Willard. Crazy Bachmann? Possibly. Yeah, I'm going with a Bachmann resurgence.
 
2011-12-03 01:57:48 PM  
Like all great men, he ends his time in the sun by quoting a Donna Summer song from a Pokemon movie.
 
2011-12-03 01:58:00 PM  

valar_morghulis: And he's well stocked on some Plan B.


Is Plan B the New Bole New Plan?
 
2011-12-03 01:58:12 PM  
This is bad news...for Mitt Romney.
 
2011-12-03 01:58:35 PM  

Master of the Flying Guillotine: Like all great men, he ends his time in the sun by quoting a Donna Summer song from a Pokemon movie.


gotta catch 'em all.

takes on a WHOLE new meaning when Cain says it....
 
2011-12-03 01:58:35 PM  

Weaver95: Herman Cain announced today in Atlanta that he is suspending his campaign for the Republican presidential nomination.



so he rage quit the guild and cancelled his account? or did he just rage quit and prefers to run 5 man instances while shopping for a new raid team?


He's hanging around the Auction House now.
 
2011-12-03 01:58:56 PM  
I think the record for WTFs per minute has been broken
 
2011-12-03 01:59:09 PM  
My wife will be so happy...
 
2011-12-03 01:59:33 PM  

Andromeda: To be fair, I am kind of annoyed that rumors of an extramarital affair are what sunk the guy in the end in his credibility, not the fact that he didn't know China had nukes and such.


Especially considering the tumultuous love life of the current frontrunner.

Shiat's all retarded.
 
2011-12-03 01:59:39 PM  

Andromeda: Another clown bites the dust...

To be fair, I am kind of annoyed that rumors of an extramarital affair are what sunk the guy in the end in his credibility, not the fact that he didn't know China had nukes and such.


Does it really matter who is president at this point? The era of rights is over.
 
2011-12-03 01:59:41 PM  
Awww...I was looking forward to seeing more of this creepy bastard in campaign ads.

i595.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-03 02:00:01 PM  

zedster: I think the record for WTFs per minute has been broken


No, but he probably could have if he didn't pause for 3 seconds between each word.
 
2011-12-03 02:00:23 PM  
Maybe I'm alone here, but that's some HOTY gold there, subby
 
2011-12-03 02:00:28 PM  
With Cain out and only a few weeks before Republicans realize what a windfall Gingrich is to the Democrats, that means it's Huntsman.

Obama vs. Huntsman promises to be the most boring election in decades.
 
2011-12-03 02:00:33 PM  

Andromeda: Another clown bites the dust...

To be fair, I am kind of annoyed that rumors of an extramarital affair are what sunk the guy in the end in his credibility, not the fact that he didn't know China had nukes and such.


Not to mention, 9-9-9, the foundation of his campaign, would be disastrous.
 
2011-12-03 02:00:36 PM  
*golf clap*

Nicely done, subby.
 
2011-12-03 02:00:40 PM  
By suspending his campaign instead of quitting it, he can milk the campaign to buy more books and squeeze every last drop out of it before the FEC has to take a closer look. Give the man credit, he knows how to make a buck...
 
2011-12-03 02:00:48 PM  

valar_morghulis: Weaver95: Herman Cain announced today in Atlanta that he is suspending his campaign for the Republican presidential nomination.



so he rage quit the guild and cancelled his account? or did he just rage quit and prefers to run 5 man instances while shopping for a new raid team?

He's hanging around the Auction House now.


well he IS a Republican...
 
2011-12-03 02:00:53 PM  
By all means, don't green light the thread with 81 posts

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2011-12-03 02:00:53 PM  
This feels anticlimactic
 
2011-12-03 02:01:01 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: I do wonder where his 10-20% will go. Perry? Newt? Certainly not Willard. Crazy Bachmann? Possibly. Yeah, I'm going with a Bachmann resurgence.


Its a gang bang, everybody gets a turn. And what rises late in a gang bang?

Santorum.

Because this race is just ripe for a fresh Dick.
 
2011-12-03 02:01:06 PM  

Master of the Flying Guillotine: Like all great men, he ends his time in the sun by quoting a Donna Summer song from a Pokemon movie.


Ya, that has got to be one of the strangest thing i heard from a candidate.
 
2011-12-03 02:01:08 PM  

valar_morghulis: Weaver95: Herman Cain announced today in Atlanta that he is suspending his campaign for the Republican presidential nomination.



so he rage quit the guild and cancelled his account? or did he just rage quit and prefers to run 5 man instances while shopping for a new raid team?

He's hanging around the Auction House now.


Just keep him out of Trade chat.. some players are very young..
 
2011-12-03 02:01:22 PM  
This boortz-dick sucking moron is toast. And I love it. Cain is crap.
 
2011-12-03 02:01:29 PM  
I'm still stunned that he played that godawful codswallop introductory song. I was cringing, CRINGING, thinking that the worst effluvia of Miley Cyrus, Toby Keith, and Justin Beiber had just coalesced into a contagious ear-eating cancer which even now is worming its way into my brain like some alien leech.
 
2011-12-03 02:01:34 PM  

Doctor Funkenstein: Awww...I was looking forward to seeing more of this creepy bastard in campaign ads.

[i595.photobucket.com image 264x191]


I'm pretty sure that guy spent last night on the phone with the Gingrich campaign.
 
2011-12-03 02:01:34 PM  
Nice work ye bearers of false witness
 
2011-12-03 02:02:15 PM  
Somewhere in Colorado, former Senator Gary Hart snickers and pours himself another drink.
 
2011-12-03 02:02:24 PM  
The White Man lynches another brother
 
2011-12-03 02:02:36 PM  

trappedspirit: Nice work ye bearers of false witness


that's not Cain's sin.
 
2011-12-03 02:02:37 PM  
Because suspending his campaign worked so well for John McCain (new window)?
 
2011-12-03 02:02:39 PM  

Dinki: Doctor Funkenstein: Awww...I was looking forward to seeing more of this creepy bastard in campaign ads.

[i595.photobucket.com image 264x191]

I'm pretty sure that guy spent last night on the phone with the Gingrich campaign.


Oh wow, you're very likely right.
 
2011-12-03 02:02:55 PM  
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2011-12-03 02:02:57 PM  
Gone before a single vote was cast. His leadership will truly be missed. I wonder who will be the One True Nutjob to oppose Romney when the elections actually start happening
 
2011-12-03 02:03:01 PM  
Oh, that's gold subby.
 
2011-12-03 02:03:03 PM  
Im masturbating and reading the freep thread about this.
 
2011-12-03 02:03:36 PM  
"I hear you suckers gave me millions of dollars." - Herman Cain
 
2011-12-03 02:03:36 PM  

Weaver95: valar_morghulis: Weaver95: Herman Cain announced today in Atlanta that he is suspending his campaign for the Republican presidential nomination.



so he rage quit the guild and cancelled his account? or did he just rage quit and prefers to run 5 man instances while shopping for a new raid team?

He's hanging around the Auction House now.

well he IS a Republican...


He's become equivalent to the Level 20 Blood Elf Hunter who runs around the front of the AH in Orgrimmar begging for gold.
 
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