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2011-12-03 11:32:10 AM
 
2011-12-03 11:32:56 AM
Murray says Snooki has yet to make it on the list

God help us all when that happens.
 
2011-12-03 11:38:45 AM
Aiden
Jackson
Mason
Liam
Jacob
Jayden
Ethan
Noah
Lucas
Logan

With the exception of Lucas, I f*cking HATE all those names.
 
2011-12-03 11:50:23 AM
Rev.K: Aiden
Jackson
Mason
Liam
Jacob
Jayden
Ethan
Noah
Lucas
Logan

With the exception of Lucas, I f*cking HATE all those names.


why?
 
2011-12-03 11:51:55 AM
I've seen in my circle of friends a trend away from these types of names. Getting back to old style stuff. I know a Fred and a newborn named Franklin, and I can't tell you how many Charlies are out there.

/my F1s are named Jason and Ryan
 
2011-12-03 11:52:12 AM
So they only polled white people?

Still, most of them are a little pretentious but not the worst I've seen.

/naming your kid is the one thing you should be normal and traditional about. Everything else, let them go nuts in their own way
 
2011-12-03 11:52:14 AM
We're already seeing the effects of these weird names. I chose hockey to avoid a roster full of African-American names to avoid skewing the results, so we'll have to excuse the French/Canadian names. But:

Philadelphia Flyers Roster, 1969
Gary Dornhoefer
Jim Johnson
Bobby Clarke
Jean-Guy Gendron
Simon Nolet
Bill Sutherland
Larry Hillman
Reg Fleming
Terry Ball
Lew Morrison
Garry Peters
Earl Heiskala
Joe Watson
Larry Hale
Ed Van Impe
Wayne Hillman
Dick Cherry
Bernie Parent
Dick Sarrazin
Rosaire Paiement
Serge Bernier
Ralph MacSweyn
Doug Favell
Darryl Edestrand
Dunc Wilson



Philadelphia Flyers Roster, 2011
Oskars Bartulis
Blair Betts
Sergei Bobrovsky
Brian Boucher
Nick Boynton
Danny Briere
Daniel Carcillo
Matt Carle
Jeff Carter
Braydon Coburn
Claude Giroux
Erik Gustafsson
Scott Hartnell
Ben Holmstrom
Michael Leighton
Ville Leino
Andrej Meszaros
Andreas Nodl
Sean O'Donnell
Darroll Powe


And these were people born 15 years ago.

I weep to think of what the adults world will be like when every office has four Jaydens in every cubicle farm.

Then again, there was a time when girls named Bertha and Esther and Edith were sexy.
 
2011-12-03 11:53:16 AM
Earguy: And these were people born 15 years ago.

Typo, 25 years ago.
 
2011-12-03 11:56:00 AM
WAAAH people named their kids

Seriously?
 
2011-12-03 11:58:21 AM
Mugato: So they only polled white people?

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2011-12-03 12:04:44 PM
Earguy: We're already seeing the effects of these weird names. I chose hockey to avoid a roster full of African-American names to avoid skewing the results, so we'll have to excuse the French/Canadian names. But:
Not knowing what your criteria are:

Philadelphia Flyers Roster, 1969
Reg Fleming
Lew Morrison
Garry Peters
Rosaire Paiement
Dunc Wilson

...are some pretty silly names

Also, what the fark is wrong with "Sean"? Other than that he shares a name with that shiatface Sean Avery?
 
2011-12-03 12:11:18 PM
Sophia
Emma
Isabella
Olivia
Ava
Lily
Chloe
Madison
Emily
Abigail


At least six of those are familiar to me as porn star names.
 
2011-12-03 12:19:15 PM
Mugato: So they only polled white people?

Still, most of them are a little pretentious but not the worst I've seen.

/naming your kid is the one thing you should be normal and traditional about. Everything else, let them go nuts in their own way


Clicking through to the source, Our data comes from hundreds of thousands of parents who shared their baby's name with [BabyCenter] in 2011. So... yeah.

The list of the actual most popular names is released each Mother's Day by the SSA based on all births in the US. Isabella reigned supreme for a second straight year, and Jacob was the top boys name for the 12th straight year.
 
2011-12-03 12:19:33 PM
The next couple I know who conceive are going to get a $100 encouragement to name it Steve or Karen. We must bring balance back to the Force!
 
2011-12-03 12:20:05 PM
List isn't complete without names ending in "-iqua."
 
2011-12-03 12:21:43 PM
CitizenTed: The next couple I know who conceive are going to get a $100 encouragement to name it Steve or Karen. We must bring balance back to the Force!

I'll chip in $1000 if some couple ends up naming their kid something REALLY "old-timey," like Bubba or Bessy or Cletus or Bertha or something...
 
2011-12-03 12:22:24 PM
I think most of the girls' names are pretty. Meh. Names have always been about fashion and what's in style at the moment. You'll get over it.
 
2011-12-03 12:22:52 PM
Earguy: Philadelphia Flyers Roster, 1969
Gary Dornhoefer
Jim Johnson
Bobby Clarke
Jean-Guy Gendron
Simon Nolet
Bill Sutherland
Larry Hillman
Reg Fleming
Terry Ball
Lew Morrison
Garry Peters
Earl Heiskala
Joe Watson
Larry Hale
Ed Van Impe
Wayne Hillman
Dick Cherry
Bernie Parent
Dick Sarrazin
Rosaire Paiement
Serge Bernier
Ralph MacSweyn
Doug Favell
Darryl Edestrand
Dunc Wilson


Heh.
 
2011-12-03 12:24:16 PM
If they're the most popular baby names of 2011 and they'll be going to school with other kids born in 2011, why would they be the ones getting teased? They'd probably be the ones teasing the other kids.
 
2011-12-03 12:30:48 PM
Mugato: /naming your kid is the one thing you should be normal and traditional about. Everything else, let them go nuts in their own way

What if your tradition isn't what the majority counts as "normal"? See: immigrants.
 
2011-12-03 12:49:49 PM
coco ebert: Mugato: /naming your kid is the one thing you should be normal and traditional about. Everything else, let them go nuts in their own way

What if your tradition isn't what the majority counts as "normal"? See: immigrants.



Example:

My Dad had a weird Slavic name when he immigrated to the U.S. as a toddler....name was changed to Jerry.
 
2011-12-03 01:08:07 PM
xanadian: List isn't complete without names ending in "-iqua."

Or start with "D' " or "Da' " or "T' "
 
2011-12-03 01:15:01 PM
I hate traditional common names...


/Dave
 
2011-12-03 01:31:44 PM
LeFort III: I've seen in my circle of friends a trend away from these types of names. Getting back to old style stuff. I know a Fred and a newborn named Franklin, and I can't tell you how many Charlies are out there.

/my F1s are named Jason and Ryan


That's been a trend for some time now, actually.

People try to find the "quirky, but classy and old-sounding" names, so they go for names that are from slightly before today's living elderly people and grandparents. That's how Emily and Olivia and the like got popular. Lots of "Max" and "Otto" too.
 
2011-12-03 01:34:20 PM
CitizenTed: The next couple I know who conceive are going to get a $100 encouragement to name it Steve or Karen. We must bring balance back to the Force!

Steve and Karen won't be popular for a while yet, because right now they're common among middle-aged people. Names that sound like middle-aged people tend to get shunned. Give it a few decades when the all the Steve and Karen and Suzanne and Linda people are old and start dying off, and those names will be the new "old and quirky, so classier than all those silly names the Wal-Mart set is using" trendsetters and take off again.
 
2011-12-03 01:36:46 PM
Rev.K:
With the exception of Lucas, I f*cking HATE all those names.


Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is reason enough to hate Lucas.
 
2011-12-03 01:37:46 PM
coco ebert: Mugato: /naming your kid is the one thing you should be normal and traditional about. Everything else, let them go nuts in their own way

What if your tradition isn't what the majority counts as "normal"? See: immigrants.


My first immigrant ancestor was named Richard.
 
2011-12-03 01:39:35 PM
TheDumbBlonde: coco ebert: Mugato: /naming your kid is the one thing you should be normal and traditional about. Everything else, let them go nuts in their own way

What if your tradition isn't what the majority counts as "normal"? See: immigrants.

My first immigrant ancestor was named Richard.


And do you call yourself an immigrant? I'm guessing "no". I'm referring to modern-day migration.
 
2011-12-03 01:42:26 PM
coco ebert: Mugato: /naming your kid is the one thing you should be normal and traditional about. Everything else, let them go nuts in their own way

What if your tradition isn't what the majority counts as "normal"? See: immigrants.


Yeah, my dad was named Zoltan (Hungarian name) and moved to America when he was 3. Had a tough time with it as a kid because he grew up in a rural area and a name like that sounds like you're from Mars.

To be fair, this probably turned out ok for me because my mom really wanted to name twins if she ever had them Victor and Victoria, but he knew not to allow it (I now have a rare but recognizable name). I think one of the main reason evolution dictates you have two parents is so when one suggests a stupid name the other can intervene and save the kid for being scarred for life.
 
2011-12-03 01:43:44 PM
Meanwhile 2011 popular names in Japan can be found here (link pops, Japanese only)

For boys, #1 is Hiroto, followed by Ren, Yuuma, Souta, Sora, Syouta, Yamato, Haruto, Riku, and Haruto again (spelled with different characters).

For girls, #1 is Yui, followed by Aoi, Yua, Rin, Hina, Yuina, Sakura, Mana, Saki, and Yuuna.

Names ending in "na" for girls are a huge trend for a while. Names ending in "ko" for girls are long since dowdy and middle aged, but middle aged people often make comments about how the new names are weird and made up (and this doesn't even get into the various sites that have the local equivalent of "Wal-Mart names" over there).

"Mana" is the name of a really popular child actress this year, hence the popularity.

I have a cousin named "Yui" born in the 80's when it was a weird name, but now it's popular I guess...

There's certain characters that get popular (and show up in names read various ways, so unless you read Japanese it's kinda pointless to talk about it here) but right now 翔 "flying, soaring" is huge. It's the "to" in "Hiroto" and the "syou" in "Syouta" above.
 
2011-12-03 01:45:46 PM
Andromeda: coco ebert: Mugato: /naming your kid is the one thing you should be normal and traditional about. Everything else, let them go nuts in their own way

What if your tradition isn't what the majority counts as "normal"? See: immigrants.

Yeah, my dad was named Zoltan (Hungarian name) and moved to America when he was 3. Had a tough time with it as a kid because he grew up in a rural area and a name like that sounds like you're from Mars.

To be fair, this probably turned out ok for me because my mom really wanted to name twins if she ever had them Victor and Victoria, but he knew not to allow it (I now have a rare but recognizable name). I think one of the main reason evolution dictates you have two parents is so when one suggests a stupid name the other can intervene and save the kid for being scarred for life.


I had a foreign name but it was fine. There was some teasing, but kids with "normal" names got teased with their names as well. My teasing was more related to my general nerdiness than my ethnic status per se. :P Of course moving to Turkey was nice in one regard- my name is completely normal there so no one had any problems spelling or pronouncing it.

Also, Zoltan is an AWESOME name. Very bad-ass.
 
2011-12-03 01:45:57 PM
coco ebert: TheDumbBlonde: coco ebert: Mugato: /naming your kid is the one thing you should be normal and traditional about. Everything else, let them go nuts in their own way

What if your tradition isn't what the majority counts as "normal"? See: immigrants.

My first immigrant ancestor was named Richard.

And do you call yourself an immigrant? I'm guessing "no". I'm referring to modern-day migration.


So you have to be named Ricardo to be a REAL immigrant?
 
2011-12-03 01:46:52 PM
itazurakko: CitizenTed: The next couple I know who conceive are going to get a $100 encouragement to name it Steve or Karen. We must bring balance back to the Force!

Steve and Karen won't be popular for a while yet, because right now they're common among middle-aged people. Names that sound like middle-aged people tend to get shunned. Give it a few decades when the all the Steve and Karen and Suzanne and Linda people are old and start dying off, and those names will be the new "old and quirky, so classier than all those silly names the Wal-Mart set is using" trendsetters and take off again.


It was pointed out to me once that if you want to give a kid a good name look at popular ones from 30-40 years ago- your kid will definitely be the only one with the name, but everyone will recognize it. So basically now is the time to name your kid Brian or Melissa.
 
2011-12-03 01:50:46 PM
coco ebert: Also, Zoltan is an AWESOME name. Very bad-ass.

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ZOLTAN!
 
2011-12-03 01:54:59 PM
coco ebert: Andromeda: coco ebert: Mugato: /naming your kid is the one thing you should be normal and traditional about. Everything else, let them go nuts in their own way

What if your tradition isn't what the majority counts as "normal"? See: immigrants.

Yeah, my dad was named Zoltan (Hungarian name) and moved to America when he was 3. Had a tough time with it as a kid because he grew up in a rural area and a name like that sounds like you're from Mars.

To be fair, this probably turned out ok for me because my mom really wanted to name twins if she ever had them Victor and Victoria, but he knew not to allow it (I now have a rare but recognizable name). I think one of the main reason evolution dictates you have two parents is so when one suggests a stupid name the other can intervene and save the kid for being scarred for life.

I had a foreign name but it was fine. There was some teasing, but kids with "normal" names got teased with their names as well. My teasing was more related to my general nerdiness than my ethnic status per se. :P Of course moving to Turkey was nice in one regard- my name is completely normal there so no one had any problems spelling or pronouncing it.

Also, Zoltan is an AWESOME name. Very bad-ass.


Hah yeah, I think it's one of those names that is a good name to have as an adult but you definitely get teased for as a kid (particularly when my dad was surely on the shy and geeky side growing up, so it didn't take much). I have a foreign name too but never got teased for it- it's more just that it's misspelled due to being French.

Mind I moved to Holland a few months ago and quite like a lot of the Dutch names, so any kid I have might be stuck with being an Anouk or Johannes. I'm a real jerk like that, but not so big a jerk that I'd give a kid a real Dutch name like Thijs or Grieta.
 
2011-12-03 02:05:00 PM
Andromeda: It was pointed out to me once that if you want to give a kid a good name look at popular ones from 30-40 years ago- your kid will definitely be the only one with the name, but everyone will recognize it. So basically now is the time to name your kid Brian or Melissa.

Sounds about right to me, yeah - 30 to 40 years is usually in the unpopular zone (all the "quirky!" hunters aren't going there).

Andromeda: I have a foreign name too but never got teased for it-

I always just used an alias. But yeah, finding stuff with my actual name on it isn't happening in the US (in Japan it's trivial, but).

There's always those names that are perfectly normal in one country but then in another end up not only hard to say or weird, but actually meaning or sounding like something bad.
 
2011-12-03 02:08:59 PM
itazurakko: Andromeda: It was pointed out to me once that if you want to give a kid a good name look at popular ones from 30-40 years ago- your kid will definitely be the only one with the name, but everyone will recognize it. So basically now is the time to name your kid Brian or Melissa.

Sounds about right to me, yeah - 30 to 40 years is usually in the unpopular zone (all the "quirky!" hunters aren't going there).

Andromeda: I have a foreign name too but never got teased for it-

I always just used an alias. But yeah, finding stuff with my actual name on it isn't happening in the US (in Japan it's trivial, but).

There's always those names that are perfectly normal in one country but then in another end up not only hard to say or weird, but actually meaning or sounding like something bad.


As someone with a French name I feel your pain- bro and sis had normal enough names to get personalized stuff but I was always left out (to the point where my sister had a bracelet I loved w her name on it so my mom specially ordered one from the company for me). I was so stoked when we went on a family vacation to France when I was 7 and found a little snowglobe with my name on it, I have it still and those are the only two things I've ever found with my name on them.

Funny how that stuff can matter so much when you're a little kid.

/we need more Bort license plates!
 
2011-12-03 02:13:31 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Murray says Snooki has yet to make it on the list

God help us all when that happens.


Snookie is a g-d nick name. Her real name is Nicole. Don't name your kid after a pseudoceleb guidette frankentitty nick name.
 
2011-12-03 02:16:42 PM
I applaud my siblings for naming their kids normal names.
Chris
Amanda
Zachary
Peter
Samuel
Lilian
 
2011-12-03 02:17:31 PM
Britney Spear's Speculum: Snookie is a g-d nick name. Her real name is Nicole. Don't name your kid after a pseudoceleb guidette frankentitty nick name.

Oh, I know it's a nickname.

I'm just deathly certain (and afraid) that some douchebag parents would seriously consider Snooki as a child's name.
 
2011-12-03 02:18:31 PM
Time for the shiathead, Lemon Jello, and La-a stories yet?
 
2011-12-03 02:19:54 PM
Andromeda: Mind I moved to Holland a few months ago and quite like a lot of the Dutch names, so any kid I have might be stuck with being an Anouk or Johannes. I'm a real jerk like that, but not so big a jerk that I'd give a kid a real Dutch name like Thijs or Grieta.

Hubby is Swiss but his father was German and named Wolfgang. I think it's such an awesome name. Now I'm wondering what the teasing factor would be if we named a future boy Wolfgang. I really like Anouk btw.
 
2011-12-03 02:26:39 PM
Andromeda: Funny how that stuff can matter so much when you're a little kid.

Yeah. Luckily for some stuff like pencils there's always been companies where you mail them an order form with your name (or message) on it and they do the embossing to order.

But even now I have to admit, when I'm back in Japan I'll get stickers with my name on it or whatever, just because I can!

Leafing through all the piles, I see the new names, and I remember two old ladies next to me complaining last time that all the new names are just so weird. Heh.
 
2011-12-03 02:36:00 PM
Andromeda: my mom really wanted to name twins if she ever had them Victor and Victoria

See, what is that with twins? Those names don't rhyme but they're alike and I know personally and even more aquaintences who have twins whose names rhyme. Why the fark do they do that? And they dress them the same? I'm no child psychologist but that seems pretty farked up.
 
2011-12-03 02:48:31 PM
Mugato: Andromeda: my mom really wanted to name twins if she ever had them Victor and Victoria

See, what is that with twins? Those names don't rhyme but they're alike and I know personally and even more aquaintences who have twins whose names rhyme. Why the fark do they do that? And they dress them the same? I'm no child psychologist but that seems pretty farked up.


One of my great gradmothers had twin siblings named John Ellis and Mary Alice. They went by Alice and Ellis, but I don't think they were dressed the same. (I think that was cute, and probably unintentional).
 
2011-12-03 02:52:01 PM
Of the people I know who have acquired a child/grandchild recently, at least 50% of the newborns have been named "Madison."
 
2011-12-03 02:53:22 PM
When I was in high school I knew three girls who got pregnant(oddly enough they were the ones that went to private catholic school with me. Take that however you will.) They all gave their children the same name and that name was Aiden. And now i will always associate that name with unwed teenage mothers.
 
2011-12-03 02:53:28 PM
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2011-12-03 02:54:52 PM
RminusQ: Earguy: We're already seeing the effects of these weird names. I chose hockey to avoid a roster full of African-American names to avoid skewing the results, so we'll have to excuse the French/Canadian names. But:
Not knowing what your criteria are:

Philadelphia Flyers Roster, 1969
Reg Fleming
Lew Morrison
Garry Peters
Rosaire Paiement
Dunc Wilson
...are some pretty silly names

Also, what the fark is wrong with "Sean"? Other than that he shares a name with that shiatface Sean Avery?


You just hate him because he's not on your team.

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You jelly?
 
2011-12-03 02:55:25 PM
If there's one thing in the world my brother has done right, it's giving his kids normal names (Ben and Grace). As opposed to my cousin, whose children's names are Christopher, Casey, Callie and (coming soon) Colbie. I don't know where the hell she got the idea to do all the C names, but it's just retarded to me is all....
 
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