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(People Magazine) Followup How Britney spent her 30th Birthday. Hint: It didn't involve brawling, head shaving, or cooter flashing   (people.com) divider line 36
More: Followup, Britney Spears, human beings, head shaving, Celebuzz, Heidi Klum, Lance Bass, Kim Kardashian, Nicki Minaj  
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Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark]
2011-12-03 11:33:53 AM
So... she was comatose the whole time?
 
basemetal [TotalFark]
2011-12-03 11:56:28 AM
Well, at least she wasn't doing community service with Lindsey.
 
DarwiOdrade [TotalFark]
2011-12-03 12:09:36 PM
And not a single fark was given that day.
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2011-12-03 12:41:33 PM
"Britney Spears's pussy looks like Bill Murray's mouth in 'Caddyshack'." = Jim Norton
 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark]
2011-12-03 12:49:09 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA

My word, The_Sponge, that's high-larry-ous.
 
jebusfreak [TotalFark]
2011-12-03 02:13:41 PM
Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber, Nicki Minaj, Lance Bass, Rihanna, Katy Perry, Ke$ha, Pauly D, Heidi Klum, Miley Cyrus, and Ryan Seacrest:

That`s the biggest fail list I`ve ever seen.
 
HotIgneous Intruder
2011-12-03 02:57:38 PM
Hey, when you're from Kentwood, Houston is bright lights, big city.
 
quatchi
2011-12-03 03:06:55 PM
jebusfreak: Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber, Nicki Minaj, Lance Bass, Rihanna, Katy Perry, Ke$ha, Pauly D, Heidi Klum, Miley Cyrus, and Ryan Seacrest:

That`s the biggest fail list I`ve ever seen.

Also a Kardashian, so epicfail all the way around the board.

/There was some cooter shaving however so it wasn't a total snoozefest.
 
Apos [TotalFark]
2011-12-03 03:19:55 PM
Who'd have thought that being under a parent's thumb at age 30 would work out?
 
invictus2
2011-12-03 03:30:46 PM
quatchi: jebusfreak: Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber, Nicki Minaj, Lance Bass, Rihanna, Katy Perry, Ke$ha, Pauly D, Heidi Klum, Miley Cyrus, and Ryan Seacrest:

That`s the biggest fail list I`ve ever seen.

Also a Kardashian, so epicfail all the way around the board.

/There was some cooter shaving however so it wasn't a total snoozefest.

Bring in the rest of the Khardashians, Then go full Dresden on the joint humanity will at least gain 2 I.Q. points back after the groups demise.
 
Farkin'round
2011-12-03 03:34:02 PM
Apos: Who'd have thought that being under a parent's thumb at age 30 would work out?

It least she doesn't have Lindsay Lohan's parents.
 
Mildot
2011-12-03 03:34:06 PM
If It didn't involve brawling, head shaving, or cooter flashing, then why would I care?
 
Igor Jakovsky
2011-12-03 03:37:32 PM
Cooter? Why was she flashing her turtle?
 
quatchi
2011-12-03 03:38:24 PM
invictus2: quatchi: jebusfreak: Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber, Nicki Minaj, Lance Bass, Rihanna, Katy Perry, Ke$ha, Pauly D, Heidi Klum, Miley Cyrus, and Ryan Seacrest:

That`s the biggest fail list I`ve ever seen.

Also a Kardashian, so epicfail all the way around the board.

/There was some cooter shaving however so it wasn't a total snoozefest.

Bring in the rest of the Khardashians, Then go full Dresden on the joint humanity will at least gain 2 I.Q. points back after the groups demise.

As long as the rest of the Jersey Shore cast is included you got yerself a deal.

The stupid, it burns?

www.capitalstool.com

Kill it with fire.


/Hot like a napalm strike.
 
SnakeMan [TotalFark]
2011-12-03 03:41:09 PM
Britney never did anything to me that would warrant cruel mocking. Oh sure, there was that annoying music she made ten years ago that you couldn't escape, but now her music only gets played in moderation as her career has slowed so I've softened.
 
Flappyhead
2011-12-03 03:46:01 PM
jebusfreak: Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber, Nicki Minaj, Lance Bass, Rihanna, Katy Perry, Ke$ha, Pauly D, Heidi Klum, Miley Cyrus, and Ryan Seacrest:

That`s the biggest fail list I`ve ever seen.

You leave Heidi alone man. Her wonderbra ads kept me warm on many a cold winters night.
 
teto85 [TotalFark]
2011-12-03 03:46:35 PM
DarwiOdrade: And not a single fark was given that day.
 
shanrick [TotalFark]
2011-12-03 03:54:45 PM
The_Sponge: "Britney Spears's pussy looks like Bill Murray's mouth in 'Caddyshack'." = Jim Norton

You obviously never saw the close up pics from when she was getting out of her limo.
img68.imageshack.us Click for full pic. NSFW
 
david1963
2011-12-03 03:56:23 PM
Mildot:

If It didn't involve brawling, head shaving, or cooter flashing, then why would I care?

The last thing I want to see of Spears is her "pubic area." But a brawl she won might be nice.
 
TravisBickle62
2011-12-03 04:14:52 PM
Did anyone bother clicking on this one?
 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache
2011-12-03 04:25:41 PM
She's cute. I hope she doesn't go crazy again.
 
Dick Fitzwell
2011-12-03 04:30:43 PM
shanrick:

sweet!
 
KillAllHumans
2011-12-03 04:31:29 PM
She's only 30? this makes me feel less old
 
velcrovagina
2011-12-03 04:50:47 PM
anyone else read that as cooter fishing?
 
chitownmike
2011-12-03 05:40:22 PM
velcrovagina: anyone else read that as cooter fishing?

Yeah, had to read it twice. Liked it better the first time
 
Nihilist's Guide to Reticent Entropy
2011-12-03 05:44:49 PM
Britney who?

Britney Daniels?
 
ihatedumbpeople
2011-12-03 05:56:44 PM
shanrick: The_Sponge: "Britney Spears's pussy looks like Bill Murray's mouth in 'Caddyshack'." = Jim Norton

You obviously never saw the close up pics from when she was getting out of her limo.
[img68.imageshack.us image 90x77] Click for full pic. NSFW

Gotta change the file name if you want to get more clicks on that... :-)
 
Surool
2011-12-03 06:12:46 PM
Remember when guys were counting down til she was 18? Seems like just a little over 12 years ago. How time flies.
 
invictus2
2011-12-03 09:11:39 PM
Surool: Remember when guys were counting down til she was 18? Seems like just a little over 12 years ago. How time flies.

yep and I also remember the Mary Kate Ashley Olsen Web counter clock
 
Flappyhead
2011-12-03 09:31:08 PM
invictus2: Surool: Remember when guys were counting down til she was 18? Seems like just a little over 12 years ago. How time flies.

yep and I also remember the Mary Kate Ashley Olsen Web counter clock

And let us not forget Lindsay.
 
Farker Soze
2011-12-03 09:43:12 PM
Flappyhead: invictus2: Surool: Remember when guys were counting down til she was 18? Seems like just a little over 12 years ago. How time flies.

yep and I also remember the Mary Kate Ashley Olsen Web counter clock

And let us not forget Lindsay.

No, lets.
 
Maechyll
2011-12-03 10:39:05 PM
velcrovagina: anyone else read that as cooter fishing?

Cooter fisting.
 
baorao
2011-12-03 11:08:45 PM
well then this was a wasted click.
 
Mildot
2011-12-04 12:12:53 AM
Ahhhh, the good old days, how I miss them.

img.metro.co.uk
 
Just_a_Bear
2011-12-04 02:40:19 AM
/I am disappoint
 
Pumpernickel bread
2011-12-04 04:58:19 PM
That's what happens when you turn 30. Suddenly, you aren't getting arrested anymore, you get to sleep before midnight and awaken by 8, the music seems louder, the kids more disrespectful, you care more about your lawn, and hanging an onion from your belt suddenly seems like a good idea.
 
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