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(Daily Mail) Strange Christmas 2011: Explaining to your kids that their toys are rentals   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 38
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2011-12-03 08:11:16 AM
Well, the little bastard can just make do with his Polystation^ then!
 
2011-12-03 09:24:41 AM
Everything you own or will own is a rental.
 
2011-12-03 10:39:32 AM
I could see doing that just to make sure the toy is actually something the kid is going to like and play with. My son is only two and I've already made some big mistakes buying toys that I'm sure he'll love but that get totally ignored. I could see "renting" a box of toys, assuming they're cleaned well enough, and buying the one or two that actually go over well.
 
2011-12-03 10:43:15 AM
What's wrong with just getting fewer toys?
 
2011-12-03 10:52:25 AM
i_got_no_strings: I could see "renting" a box of toys, assuming they're cleaned well enough, and buying the one or two that actually go over well.

Used to do that for the ex. Damned shame Orifice Depot went out of business.
 
2011-12-03 11:09:03 AM
Well it's better than having to explain those 'toys' you got for Mom were rentals
 
2011-12-03 11:18:10 AM
... and that's why you shouldn't break them in the first five minutes after they are opened this year.
 
2011-12-03 11:31:53 AM
Rental toys are a good idea if the kids are fickle but reasonably careful with their things. Like a library book, you can have more than you need and take them back when you are no longer interested. Mind you, it would cut into donations to charity and thrift stores, but presumably the poor could save some money by renting their own toys and non-essentials (unless they rent from usurious "rental stores", which are often worse than buying.

Adults used to tut-tut about how spoiled my generation was--and we did have too many toys--but the gear required by modern middle class children has metastasized into a monstrous amount of stuff: computers, laptops, tablets, cellphones, MP3 players, apps, games, game devices, etc., not to mention the old-fashioned toys, make-up, clothes, costly shoes that last about three months, etc.

The rise in people putting their extra stuff in storage tells you much about our increasing hoarding.

George Carlin's set on "stuff" is truer today than when he did it.

On the other hand, there is a small movement of trendy youth towards spartan simplicity--their laptop and phone are where they carry on their virtual lives, and their tiny apartments are like monastic cells compared to the palatial luxury of their cellphones.

Enuff stuff. Lord knows I have more than I can handle.

You don't have to stop buying. You just have to stop hoarding.

This is why people who think evolution has stopped are wrong. When you are done adapting to scarcity, you have to adapt to affluence and superfluity. You have to learn to just say "no" to more stuff.
 
2011-12-03 11:36:08 AM
Christmas 2032: Explaining to their kids that they are slaves in the country their forefathers conquered.
 
2011-12-03 12:14:16 PM
Makh: What's wrong with just getting fewer toys?

What about the kids who won't get any toys?
 
2011-12-03 12:19:24 PM
Makh: What's wrong with just getting fewer toys?

You would not believe the number of people who think I'm a horrible mother for not buying my son more than 3 toys for Christmas or birthday, and only occasionally buy a toy here and there throughout the year (usually some sort of new lego set)
 
2011-12-03 12:31:51 PM
EvilToni: Makh: What's wrong with just getting fewer toys?

You would not believe the number of people who think I'm a horrible mother for not buying my son more than 3 toys for Christmas or birthday, and only occasionally buy a toy here and there throughout the year (usually some sort of new lego set)


Yup. The rule in our house is one gift from Santa and three from mom and dad: something to wear, something to read and something to play with. Four gifts total for each kid. Done. They're three and one, so we're biting this in the ass early.

(Also, good job!)
 
2011-12-03 12:50:05 PM
If I remember correctly, this company was featured on the show "Shark Tank". They partnered with one of the sharks, so I've always wondered if it would work out. Glad to see it seems to be operating successfully.
 
2011-12-03 12:54:32 PM
My out-of-town grandmother, who didn't like travelling to my parents' home during Christmastime (too much hassle), would come instead to visit in mid-January. This meant we couldn't open our presents till she came.
When I was old enough to purchase a gun, I bought one and shot her.
 
2011-12-03 01:15:20 PM
AlanSmithee: My out-of-town grandmother, who didn't like travelling to my parents' home during Christmastime (too much hassle), would come instead to visit in mid-January. This meant we couldn't open our presents till she came.
When I was old enough to purchase a gun, I bought one and shot her.


You should write a screen play...
 
2011-12-03 01:22:57 PM
Just wait until Christmas 2012 when the kids find out they're only rentals themselves.
 
2011-12-03 01:25:02 PM
offmymeds: What about the kids who won't get any toys?

That's why I give to toys for tots. Because kids need play to learn. But there is something to be said for quality rather than quantity.
 
2011-12-03 01:28:25 PM
Everything in life is a rental. It's in your stewardship until the item fails, or you die. You OWN nothing. Isn't that nice. You didn't own anything before or after. Get use to it.
 
2011-12-03 01:32:41 PM
Don't let on that you can only rent beer too.
 
2011-12-03 02:39:15 PM
Ennuipoet: Well, the little bastard can just make do with his Polystation^ then!

I have a friend named Bob who is a police officer. I need to get my hands on a Robert Cop for him this Christmas.
 
2011-12-03 03:16:29 PM
[Not clicking on any more Daily Mail links.]
 
2011-12-03 03:37:47 PM
I don't think the kid will care that much. I disappear toys all the time, my kiddo doesn't care about them until he stumbles across them again.

Now, as to whether it is actually a good deal, that's a different story. Stuff gets broken fast around here. I'd be buying the four toys they send me, and I'd be doing it again the next month.
 
2011-12-03 03:41:24 PM
It seems like an odd business plan/model if part of it revolves around having the most popular toys(s) available for all of their customers during the busiest toy month of the year - Christmas.

Doesn't seem logistically feasible.
 
2011-12-03 04:04:19 PM
EvilToni: Makh: What's wrong with just getting fewer toys?

You would not believe the number of people who think I'm a horrible mother for not buying my son more than 3 toys for Christmas or birthday, and only occasionally buy a toy here and there throughout the year (usually some sort of new lego set)


Your login tells me you are indeed evil.

/good on you. both with fewer toys and the lego choice
 
2011-12-03 04:09:08 PM
I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body: It seems like an odd business plan/model if part of it revolves around having the most popular toys(s) available for all of their customers during the busiest toy month of the year - Christmas.

Doesn't seem logistically feasible.


I bet they buy the toys at wholesale, sell a bunch to their customers at higher-than-retail prices, then sell the used leftovers at close to wholesale.

I wonder if a lot of the stuff they're renting is just people trying to impress people by how many presents their kids have. Flesh out Christmas at the in-laws, that sort of thing.
 
2011-12-03 07:19:07 PM
Makh: What's wrong with just getting fewer toys?

people can't admit there's something wrong with their lives. They should be able to afford these things, right?
 
2011-12-03 07:30:07 PM
EvilToni: Makh: What's wrong with just getting fewer toys?

You would not believe the number of people who think I'm a horrible mother for not buying my son more than 3 toys for Christmas or birthday, and only occasionally buy a toy here and there throughout the year (usually some sort of new lego set)


See gen x parents. So afraid inflicting the same psychological trauma inflicting upon them by their boomer parents that they pretty much coddle their kids into almost literal plastic bubble existence.
 
2011-12-03 09:54:08 PM
I thought it was going to be about renting high end products for a few days as a present.

A friend of mine showed up with a Ferrari one day. His dad got him a day or two in a Ferrari for his birthday.
 
2011-12-04 12:04:18 AM
People criticizing this idea don't have kids. They play with the POS toy for a month at the most, get bored, and then move on if they don't break it first.
 
2011-12-04 01:07:51 AM
AlanSmithee: My out-of-town grandmother, who didn't like travelling to my parents' home during Christmastime (too much hassle), would come instead to visit in mid-January. This meant we couldn't open our presents till she came.
When I was old enough to purchase a gun, I bought one and shot her.


That's incredibly inconsiderate... people today are just terrible. You were fully justified.
 
2011-12-04 02:32:00 AM
Parents often buy the cheap knockoff version of a popular product thinking their kids won't know the difference. Yes they do. Kids aren't stupid. They may not see it as different in the same way an adult does, but they do know that something is different. They're just not able to understand the how any why it's different
 
2011-12-04 06:17:28 AM
Parents, the word you're looking for is, "No."
 
2011-12-04 06:30:43 AM
8 inches: If I remember correctly, this company was featured on the show "Shark Tank". They partnered with one of the sharks, so I've always wondered if it would work out. Glad to see it seems to be operating successfully.

Ah the inbred and less entertaining American knockoff of the CBC show Dragons Den. Hell it has 2 of the same people even!
 
2011-12-04 06:46:26 AM
Makh: What's wrong with just getting fewer toys?

Cuz buying more stimulates the economy. What are ya, a commie or sumpthin?
 
2011-12-04 09:39:02 AM
Krieghund: I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body: It seems like an odd business plan/model if part of it revolves around having the most popular toys(s) available for all of their customers during the busiest toy month of the year - Christmas.

Doesn't seem logistically feasible.

I bet they buy the toys at wholesale, sell a bunch to their customers at higher-than-retail prices, then sell the used leftovers at close to wholesale.

I wonder if a lot of the stuff they're renting is just people trying to impress people by how many presents their kids have. Flesh out Christmas at the in-laws, that sort of thing.


Are these the same people who live in McMansions but only have the first floor furnished?
 
2011-12-04 11:00:04 AM
Also, you can buy lots of this stuff (new window) and make your own toys.
 
2011-12-04 11:46:20 AM
At the end of the lease term, tell them they were being naughty, and Santa took the toys back.
 
2011-12-04 01:09:03 PM
Franco: See gen x parents. So afraid inflicting the same psychological trauma inflicting upon them by their boomer parents that they pretty much coddle their kids into almost literal plastic bubble existence.

yup...We are probably one of the best (if not most realistic and cynical) generations to be born, but our one main flaw is that scar inflicted from our Boomer parents and we have grossly overcompensated for it with our kids....to their determent.
 
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