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(The Sun)   Kanye West says he expects world leaders at his funeral. "Ones that say, 'Kanye gave me my first shot, he told me to believe in myself'   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 79
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2011-12-03 01:48:21 AM
What a self-important twat-waddle.
 
2011-12-03 02:28:34 AM
I'm beginning to think that the fish stick episode of South Park was a documentary.
 
2011-12-03 07:01:47 AM
He's dead ?

/ [happydance.jpg]
 
2011-12-03 08:29:23 AM
Could this guy be more of a pretentious douchebag?
 
2011-12-03 09:30:39 AM
His ego is twice the size of Jacksonville, and a quarter of the importance.
 
2011-12-03 09:41:12 AM
Any world leader that says that deserves to be ousted in a bloody coup.
 
2011-12-03 09:47:17 AM
Maybe he said "whirled eaters," which is quite a poetic way to describe someone vomiting.
 
2011-12-03 10:05:09 AM
Kayne West is even more in love with himself than Dennis Rodman... now THAT is not an easy accomplishment
 
2011-12-03 10:05:23 AM
chanarchive.org

/douchetwat
 
2011-12-03 10:16:20 AM
Link

I believe this is appropriate here. NSFW audio
 
2011-12-03 10:18:06 AM
He's a gay fish.
 
2011-12-03 10:21:31 AM

Trance750: Kayne West is even more in love with himself than Dennis Rodman... now THAT is not an easy accomplishment


Dennis Rodman? Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time. A long time.
 
2011-12-03 10:41:15 AM
Is his funeral going to be held outside the UN?
 
2011-12-03 10:57:26 AM

Mugato: Trance750: Kayne West is even more in love with himself than Dennis Rodman... now THAT is not an easy accomplishment

Dennis Rodman? Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time. A long time.


Thank you, Obi-Wan Kenobi.
 
2011-12-03 11:03:52 AM
Kanye West is all the personality and charm of a dirty mop, after having been used to clean the floor of a peep show booth.

`Just about the same level of talent, too.
 
2011-12-03 11:06:37 AM

Mugato: Trance750: Kayne West is even more in love with himself than Dennis Rodman... now THAT is not an easy accomplishment

Dennis Rodman? Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time. A long time.


Are you trying to tell us that you're Dennis Rodman?
 
2011-12-03 11:06:44 AM
I will be more than happy to arrange that for you Kanye, do you plan on dying soon?
 
2011-12-03 11:08:17 AM
The worst thing about Kanye West's tantrums and attention-grabbing moves?

They're boring. He comes across as a heel for a local pro wrestling organization who tries too hard.
 
2011-12-03 11:09:11 AM
HOLD UP! I'ma let you finish this eulogy, but Ghandi had the best funeral of all time ... OF ALL TIME!
 
2011-12-03 11:09:59 AM

Mugato: Trance750: Kayne West is even more in love with himself than Dennis Rodman... now THAT is not an easy accomplishment

Dennis Rodman? Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time. A long time.


You know him?
 
2011-12-03 11:10:02 AM
Ooopitty
 
2011-12-03 11:14:37 AM
Mental illness or drugs?
 
2011-12-03 11:15:25 AM
The Slush: Mental illness or drugs?

Yes.
 
2011-12-03 11:21:27 AM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: The Slush: Mental illness or drugs?

Yes.


Brian Wilson 2.0
 
2011-12-03 11:24:10 AM
LewDux: Brian Wilson 2.0

Brian Wilson gave us "I Get Around." I can't be TOO harsh on him like that.
 
2011-12-03 11:34:45 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Mugato: Trance750: Kayne West is even more in love with himself than Dennis Rodman... now THAT is not an easy accomplishment

Dennis Rodman? Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time. A long time.

You know him?


My Uncle told me he was dead
 
2011-12-03 11:41:04 AM

Mugato: Trance750: Kayne West is even more in love with himself than Dennis Rodman... now THAT is not an easy accomplishment

Dennis Rodman? Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time. A long time.


In the morning, I want you to take those droids to Anchor Head and have their memory erased, and that will be the end of it.
 
2011-12-03 11:42:06 AM

Mugato: Could this guy be more of a pretentious douchebag?


I've heard he's the voice of a generation.

If this is true, a generation needs to STFU.
 
2011-12-03 11:43:47 AM

AcneVulgaris: Mugato: Could this guy be more of a pretentious douchebag?

I've heard he's the voice of a generation.

If this is true, a generation needs to STFU.


cdn.inquisitr.com

Lucky generation
 
2011-12-03 11:54:21 AM

LewDux: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: The Slush: Mental illness or drugs?

Yes.

Brian Wilson 2.0


Except for that fact that Brian Wilson has talent and isn't a self-important twatwaffle.
 
2011-12-03 11:56:15 AM
Well, there's only one way that he can prove himself right.
 
2011-12-03 11:57:17 AM

El Freak: LewDux: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: The Slush: Mental illness or drugs?

Yes.

Brian Wilson 2.0

Except for that fact that Brian Wilson has talent and isn't a self-important twatwaffle.


Just producer. Engineers, hired musicians and professional poet did the job
 
2011-12-03 11:59:02 AM

Trance750: Kayne West is even more in love with himself than Dennis Rodman... now THAT is not an easy accomplishment


Rodman's not a narcissist. He just doesn't give a damn.
 
2011-12-03 12:04:27 PM

LewDux: El Freak: LewDux: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: The Slush: Mental illness or drugs?

Yes.

Brian Wilson 2.0

Except for that fact that Brian Wilson has talent and isn't a self-important twatwaffle.

Just producer. Engineers, hired musicians and professional poet did the job


You do know Brian Wilson wrote almost every Beach Boys song, right?
 
2011-12-03 12:06:06 PM

SharkTrager: You do know Brian Wilson wrote almost every Beach Boys song, right?


Not to mention sang or played on most everything too.
 
2011-12-03 12:09:00 PM

SharkTrager: LewDux: El Freak: LewDux: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: The Slush: Mental illness or drugs?

Yes.

Brian Wilson 2.0

Except for that fact that Brian Wilson has talent and isn't a self-important twatwaffle.

Just producer. Engineers, hired musicians and professional poet did the job

You do know Brian Wilson wrote almost every Beach Boys song, right?


And Kanye West wrote almost every Kanye West song
 
2011-12-03 12:10:10 PM

GAT_00: Link

I believe this is appropriate here. NSFW audio


How is that appropriate anywhere? I can't stand Kanye West, but that was a lame attempt at Weird Al style humor...without any creativity. Its actually worse than the original because not only do you have to hear Kanye, you have to see Galifianakis.
 
2011-12-03 12:11:38 PM
I want everyone responsible for allowing this prick to become famous rounded up and tossed in a ravine.
 
2011-12-03 12:14:08 PM
Anyone who buys his music should be immediately sterilized.
 
2011-12-03 12:21:08 PM
cache.gawker.com
 
2011-12-03 12:25:37 PM
It's okay. Life is a tough crowd.

34 and still growing up.
 
2011-12-03 12:35:08 PM
Would like to say a lot about Kanye West...but I am sure a lot of Derps and RapCrap Fans will call me "racist"

Kanye West is like Rap/HipHop.....Sucks
 
2011-12-03 12:36:19 PM
"I want to affect people like that if I pass away." The Eric Cantona of hip-hop continued: "It's a mission in this amount of time.

"When the lightbulb was invented it wasn't to stop a war.

"I'm not saying what I'm doing is the most important thing that's happening on the planet.

"But it's necessary. Just like one teacher teaching in a class."


troll.me
 
2011-12-03 12:41:39 PM

wildstarr: Anyone who buys his music should be immediately sterilized.


His first two albums were pretty good. After that is when they turned into bloated self-important super-crap. I liked the College Dropout.
 
2011-12-03 12:59:08 PM
Kanye?

Funeral?


Yes please.
 
2011-12-03 01:03:02 PM
Who does he think he is, Wyld Stallyns?
 
2011-12-03 01:15:40 PM
President Bush won't be one of them.

I want to hear his thoughts on global warming and racism. Maybe that would be a good TV show: Kanye's Thoughts. He can ruminate on global events, scientific breakthroughs and uncanny predictions.*


*"I love Coldplay, and I honestly think they are on the same level as The Beatles. In 30 years, when Coldplay are old men, people will look back and say, 'These guys were more talented than The Beatles.'"
 
2011-12-03 01:25:23 PM
This guy must be very insecure and have a deep inferiority complex to always be promoting himself like this or else he's trolling us.
 
2011-12-03 01:26:05 PM
I would only show up at his funeral to drop a deuce on his grave.
 
2011-12-03 01:49:40 PM

LewDux: SharkTrager: LewDux: El Freak: LewDux: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: The Slush: Mental illness or drugs?

Yes.

Brian Wilson 2.0

Except for that fact that Brian Wilson has talent and isn't a self-important twatwaffle.

Just producer. Engineers, hired musicians and professional poet did the job

You do know Brian Wilson wrote almost every Beach Boys song, right?

And Kanye West wrote almost every Kanye West song


Those two accomplishments are hardly equal, even without the performing, arranging and producing issues. He also wrote the majority of the lyrics as writing partnerships tended to be very brief.
 
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