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		For the record, there have been no official reports of flesh-eating bananas in Mozambique (couriermail.com.au)		35
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AqueousBoy

2011-12-03 10:15:20 AM

No official reports. Gotcha. *wink*

LewDux

2011-12-03 10:15:35 AM

Those bananas are shiat

LewDux

2011-12-03 10:16:41 AM

LewDux: Those bananas are shiat S-H-I-A-T

AverageAmericanGuy

2011-12-03 10:16:48 AM

In a separate statement South Africa's agriculture ministry denounced the messages.

It strongly advised against burning the skin around the supposed infection, as suggested in the message.

Right... Because you'd have an infection for no reason whatsoever...

Seth'n'Spectrum

2011-12-03 10:18:46 AM

Yeah, well guess what? All the prudent African countries are closing down their ports anyways.

I'm looking at you, Madagascar.

"From the work conducted by the Ministries of Agriculture, Health and Trade and Industry, it was concluded that there is no record of entry of any infected banana in the country"

Work? More like 30 minutes of intense belly-laughter.

Badafuco

2011-12-03 10:26:07 AM

There's a joke here about eating a flesh banana here somewhere...

It may or may not involve subby's mom.

hogans

2011-12-03 10:37:52 AM

What a flesh eating banana may look like.

And no, he didn't turn off the ABBA playlist.

AverageAmericanGuy

2011-12-03 10:39:01 AM

Don't let this get you down, sis.

AverageAmericanGuy

2011-12-03 10:39:39 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 300x300]

Don't let this get you down, sis.

Whoops. Wrong thread...

LadyBelgara

2011-12-03 10:40:45 AM

Seth'n'Spectrum: Yeah, well guess what? All the prudent African countries are closing down their ports anyways.

I'm looking at you, Madagascar.

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jimmyego

2011-12-03 10:47:07 AM

Yet....

Trance750

2011-12-03 10:49:41 AM

'No official reports'.... Yes, that's just want they WANT you to believe.

MBooda

2011-12-03 10:53:02 AM

As long as it's not dancing.
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SwiftFox

2011-12-03 10:56:08 AM

Yes, we have no official flesh-eating bananas, and those we do have aren't infected with bacteria, not a virus.

I mean, those we don't have are infected with...

Damn

Igor Jakovsky

2011-12-03 10:57:32 AM

Something something flesh banana

Fano

2011-12-03 11:29:12 AM

BBut lots of couples dancing cheek to cheek...

offmymeds

2011-12-03 12:07:55 PM

Seriously, I was expecting a story about people being frightened out of their wits by reports of bananas with teeth, roving around in bunches and attacking whomever they found apeeling.

Jenna Tellya

2011-12-03 12:15:16 PM

There are also no official reports of orange kangaroos in Denmark.

Jixa

2011-12-03 12:16:10 PM

Look out! Now they're coming down the stairs!

MoronLessOff

2011-12-03 12:20:46 PM

Yes, we have no bananas.

Trance750

2011-12-03 12:34:09 PM

MoronLessOff: Yes, we have no bananas.

No bananas, today

ApatheticMonkey

2011-12-03 12:43:04 PM

Do they have any biting pears then? (new window)

Keys dude

2011-12-03 01:50:40 PM

There's a lot of pretty girls in Mozambique
And plenty time for good romance
And everybody likes to stop and speak
To give the special one you seek a chance
Or maybe say hello with just a glance.

FunkOut

2011-12-03 01:52:25 PM

Jixa: [news.3yen.com image 350x263]

Look out! Now they're coming down the stairs!

Those guys scare me.

FloydA

2011-12-03 01:57:33 PM

Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!
Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Bananavore
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Bananavore!
Here comes a creature, it wants to eat yer
It's time to get together and run. RUN!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring bananavore
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding donanavore
They roam in bunchies, they've got the munchies,
Let's retreat! They want meat!
Cultivar, carnivore, horror from a distant shore!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring bananavore
Boop-boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!
Ping pong ping pong ping pong ping pananavore
It's not a cutie, an evil fruity
That horrible bananulavore!!!!

Anagrammer

2011-12-03 02:07:09 PM

Seth'n'Spectrum: Yeah, well guess what? All the prudent African countries are closing down their ports anyways.

They're getting an #Occupy movement there?

LewDux

2011-12-03 02:21:32 PM

Cyclometh

2011-12-03 03:30:48 PM

No bloom county reference?

Lone Stranger

2011-12-03 04:38:57 PM

Anagrammer

2011-12-03 04:48:29 PM

Dr. Oz can support the existence of flesh-eating bananas!

Kibbler

2011-12-03 07:33:07 PM

This is bad news for Obama-na

Teechur

2011-12-03 08:59:36 PM

Gotta watch out for those banana vipers though...

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Smeggy Smurf

2011-12-04 01:18:31 PM

Monkies will believe anything

Fano

2011-12-05 12:57:56 AM

Keys dude: There's a lot of pretty girls in Mozambique
And plenty time for good romance
And everybody likes to stop and speak
To give the special one you seek a chance
Or maybe say hello with just a glance.

High five, for some reason no one else wanted to discuss that great song

csnake24

2011-12-05 04:31:23 PM

Would it have been more appropriate to say "Mozombique?"

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