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Grand_Moff_Joseph [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 09:40:53 PM
Subby, you owe me at least a few keyboards for this one. Nice find!
 
quickdraw [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 10:14:14 PM
"Like"
 
alwaysjaded [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 10:44:35 PM
Subby, if you're not a Total Farker, step forward and claim your sponsorship. That was by far the most entertaining link I've read on here in a while. I WILL be sharing this one with all my friends. Bravo!
 
ThisIsNotSubtle [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 11:10:44 PM
Came to make a pedantic comment on Subby's headline, saw the comments, actually clicked the link ...

Okay, that's just freaking hilarious.
 
Grand_Moff_Joseph [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 11:27:29 PM
alwaysjaded: Subby, if you're not a Total Farker, step forward and claim your sponsorship. That was by far the most entertaining link I've read on here in a while. I WILL be sharing this one with all my friends. Bravo!

Seconded. Definitely deserving of a trip to TF!
 
jaylectricity [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 11:27:54 PM
This is cool, but isn't there an actual facebook page that follows a similar vein?
 
jaylectricity [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 11:30:06 PM
Oh wow, I hadn't even scrolled down.

But um...why are we congratulating subby? Subby submitted a College Humor link. If it's on College Humor it gets submitted to Fark. If anything we should be applauding the admin that greened it.
 
Nabb1 [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 11:38:21 PM
Wow, someone put a lot of work into that.
 
cmunic8r99 [TotalFark]
2011-12-03 12:16:44 AM
Nabb1: Wow, someone put a lot of work into that.

a shiatload. Love the profile pic for Hindsight.
 
Leishu
2011-12-03 12:30:42 AM
Third time this has been posted?
 
GAT_00 [TotalFark]
2011-12-03 12:31:31 AM
I guess I enjoyed it less than others. It's the same jokes used over and over again. Jericho was good though.
 
cmunic8r99 [TotalFark]
2011-12-03 12:42:44 AM
GAT_00: I guess I enjoyed it less than others. It's the same jokes used over and over again. Jericho was good though.

At least Israel finally stopped saying "Oy."
 
alwaysjaded [TotalFark]
2011-12-03 12:43:00 AM
Grand_Moff_Joseph:

Seconded. Definitely deserving of a trip to TF!

It's a good find. It has been a conversation piece just to the few friends I shared the link to.

jaylectricity:

But um...why are we congratulating subby? Subby submitted a College Humor link. If it's on College Humor it gets submitted to Fark. If anything we should be applauding the admin that greened it.

True. I believe all credit should go to the author. But I would have missed this otherwise. I don't check College Humor everyday so it's like a friend recommending a good movie or T.V. show. I like TotalFark for all the articles I would have missed, not to hang out in TFD.
 
CanisNoir [TotalFark]
2011-12-03 12:49:42 AM
Very entertaining find. Will be sharing it with friends.
 
styckx [TotalFark]
2011-12-03 12:59:02 AM
Nabb1: Wow, someone put a lot of work into that.

No shiat. I scrolled down 3 times and checked the scroll bar position and saw I had a long farking way to go yet.. WOW..
 
JasonOfOrillia
2011-12-03 01:11:24 AM
Great link. I'll finish it off tomorrow. Well done subby.
 
blacksharpiemarker
2011-12-03 01:22:48 AM
Took long to read, but worth it.

Thanks for sharing! :)
 
Aidan
2011-12-03 01:24:17 AM
GAT_00: I guess I enjoyed it less than others. It's the same jokes used over and over again. Jericho was good though.

I liked it more for completeness. Yes, it wasn't as snappy as I would have liked, but still a worthwhile read. Someone definitely put some time into it, as Nabb1 said.
 
ArtosRC
2011-12-03 01:32:13 AM
That was a worthwhile and hilarious read. Love it.
 
Jethro74
2011-12-03 01:50:28 AM
"Common Sense is no longer friend with Religion"

I completely lost it at that one!
 
Rent is too damn high
2011-12-03 01:52:11 AM
FTWinfield!
 
MrPerfectSU
2011-12-03 02:06:03 AM
The posts from Hindsight and Common Sense killed me. Awesome work!
 
OgreMagi
2011-12-03 02:15:58 AM
I'm a history buff. I read history books for fun.

That was farking awesome!
 
Greybrd
2011-12-03 02:20:03 AM
The crocodiles response to the dinosaurs saying "Hey." caught me off guard and I blew spittle all over my monitor. Then Jericho got me hooked and I couldn't stop. The person that put all the work into it deserves some kind of award.
 
SundaesChild
2011-12-03 07:09:45 AM
If I were a school teacher I'd use this for my students (minus the profanity and rape, I guess).
 
jollyrancher82
2011-12-03 07:36:36 AM
I laughed til I cried at some of those. Absolutely lost it at the exchange between the US and Japan - "u mad bro?"
 
Macular Degenerate
2011-12-03 07:56:33 AM
Count me in the "completely frickin' lame" category. If Carl Sagan was still alive he'd read this and mow all you down with a fully automatic machine gun.
 
galactus5000
2011-12-03 08:00:03 AM
Macular Degenerate: Count me in the "completely frickin' lame" category. If Carl Sagan was still alive he'd read this and mow all you down with a fully automatic machine gun.

If Carl Sagan were alive, he'd tell you to lighten up and let people enjoy things.
 
WhyteRaven74
2011-12-03 09:11:23 AM
Macular Degenerate: If Carl Sagan was still alive he'd read this and mow all you down with a fully automatic machine gun

That's nice, but Sagan wasn't a historian. I'm pretty sure if Shelby Foote saw this he'd be laughing his ass off.
 
Nihilist's Guide to Reticent Entropy
2011-12-03 11:01:51 AM
It lost me at "Awwww yeah" and didn't improve. It played out like something written by Jimmy Fallon while he was high on Children's Benadryl.

History and science are cool, but unfortunately, there's nothing that Facebook and social media can't ruin.
 
ComputerBob
2011-12-03 11:03:26 AM
Jethro74: "Common Sense is no longer friend with Religion"

I completely lost it at that one!

Me too!
 
jlt
2011-12-03 12:51:28 PM
ComputerBob: Jethro74: "Common Sense is no longer friend with Religion"

I completely lost it at that one!

Me too!

Me Three!

But seriously, that was AWESOME.
 
ABQGOD
2011-12-03 01:00:17 PM
Shouldn't the timeline start at the bottom of the page?
 
JasonOfOrillia
2011-12-03 01:15:19 PM
Henry VIII is in a complicated relationship with Catherine of Aragon.
 
nwafc
2011-12-03 02:19:56 PM
Nice find, subby.

/stupid iPod can't load all of it.
//where my +1 at? Here it is...
 
Mobutu
2011-12-03 03:39:09 PM
It wants to be funny, it really does...

1/5

Would not click again

Still better than the "Creationist Museum" or the like.
 
LaViergeNoire [TotalFark]
2011-12-03 03:48:02 PM
I was impressed, even though it's slanted toward the U.S. near the end. I can't see a way around that without it being ten times as long. I'm sharing it.
 
R Kelly's Doo Doo Butter
2011-12-03 04:10:19 PM
I lost my shiat at the evolution part.

Sharks nah. I'm just going to stay like this forever.
Crocodiles that sounds pretty cool.

Priceless
 
Skail
2011-12-03 04:17:32 PM
That was pretty funny. Definitely was NOT something I would've clicked on, were it not for all the comments, here. Thanks, Farkers.
 
FrostyTheDJ
2011-12-03 04:49:27 PM
i can haz repost for mobile perhaps? Please?
 
GRCooper
2011-12-03 04:50:31 PM
Sharks nah. I'm just going to stay like this forever.
Crocodiles that sounds pretty cool.

Snails: fml

my snort moment.
 
What Plants Crave
2011-12-03 05:08:04 PM
Good find... I passed this on to a history teacher friend of mine who is getting a kick... etc
 
madden101
2011-12-03 05:40:14 PM
jaylectricity: This is cool, but isn't there an actual facebook page that follows a similar vein?

That's what I thought. There's a book, too, though I'm not sure they're related.
 
educated
2011-12-03 06:06:56 PM
This is just outstanding.

Thank You.
 
Equilibrist [TotalFark]
2011-12-03 06:18:44 PM
The Snerk, strong in that post is.

Way too many brilliant points to even start.
 
Jerseysteve22
2011-12-03 06:36:18 PM
That was awesome! Nice find!
 
vegasj
2011-12-03 07:22:42 PM
I LoL'd all the way down.

Hindsight is that biatch that pops onto your comments every once in a while when you really don't want to hear from her.

I applaud whoever did that.
 
trekkiecougar [TotalFark]
2011-12-03 09:42:09 PM
Pretty cool!

/history buff
 
zulius
2011-12-03 10:23:28 PM
It would have been even cooler if the shared links were actually clickable.
/I wasted a lot of tinme reading that and I learned more than I think I should have...
 
symbolset
2011-12-04 02:45:41 AM
DARN you submitter! Killed four hours and now I have a reading and listening list to go through. Was literally cackling for quite a while though. Totally lost it on the theme from "Friends".

The format totally sucks, but that probably took a year or two to do.

Praise both to the author and the submitter. Thanks.
 
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