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(WWSB ABC 7) Florida Just FYI, ordering "blunt and some herbs" at the Burger King drive-thru could get your ass thrown into jail in Florida   (mysuncoast.com) divider line 72
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2011-12-02 04:43:00 PM
i.imgur.com
Herb the Nerd is the only man who hasn't tried a Whopper.
Nobody orders Herb. He gives the orders.
 
2011-12-02 04:53:54 PM
Jay and Silent Bob Go to Burger King
 
2011-12-02 04:59:51 PM
Article had a helpful pic of what the Burger King looks like.
 
2011-12-02 05:29:40 PM
A cashier smelled marijuana coming from their car and jotted down the license plate of the car, and then a supervisor called 911.

Fark this cashier, and fark the manager, too. Farkin' busybodies. Calling 911 to report a pot smoker? FARK YOU!
 
2011-12-02 05:33:20 PM
Sin_City_Superhero: A cashier smelled marijuana coming from their car and jotted down the license plate of the car, and then a supervisor called 911.

Fark this cashier, and fark the manager, too. Farkin' busybodies. Calling 911 to report a pot smoker? FARK YOU!


Driving under the influence. Fark 'em. Let 'em go to jail for a bit.
 
2011-12-02 06:05:31 PM
Sin_City_Superhero: A cashier smelled marijuana coming from their car and jotted down the license plate of the car, and then a supervisor called 911.

Fark this cashier, and fark the manager, too. Farkin' busybodies. Calling 911 to report a pot smoker? FARK YOU!


To be fair, if you are driving around with 28 grams, you should probably NOT be stopping for burgers on the way.
Dumbass.

/not you, the driver
 
2011-12-02 06:30:50 PM
Sin_City_Superhero: A cashier smelled marijuana coming from their car and jotted down the license plate of the car, and then a supervisor called 911.

Fark this cashier, and fark the manager, too. Farkin' busybodies. Calling 911 to report a pot smoker? FARK YOU!


Yeah, I am a big proponent of legalizing it, and I don't think driving high is nearly as dangerous as driving drunk, but I am still not going to lament some idiot getting popped for doing so.
 
2011-12-02 07:18:16 PM
undergroundsportsnetwork.net

/ intrigued, newsletter etc
 
2011-12-02 07:23:36 PM
Is it so wrong to have oregano on your whopper?
 
2011-12-02 07:24:04 PM
People still eat at Burger King? That must be some great pot.
 
2011-12-02 07:27:01 PM
Sin_City_Superhero: A cashier smelled marijuana coming from their car and jotted down the license plate of the car, and then a supervisor called 911.

Fark this cashier, and fark the manager, too. Farkin' busybodies. Calling 911 to report a pot smoker? FARK YOU!


The fact of the matter is, pot is illegal. I don't like that it's illegal, but it is. Until it isn't, people need to be smart with where they smoke it. Don't smoke it in public and be surprised if some square calls the fuzz. I'd agree with you and be pissed off if I was smoking in the privacy of my own home and the cops were called. That's ridiculous and uncalled for. If I was driving a motor vehicle and tokin'? Different story altogether.

These idiots took a risk and it didn't work out for them. No one's fault but their own.
 
2011-12-02 07:29:12 PM
GreenAdder: Sin_City_Superhero: A cashier smelled marijuana coming from their car and jotted down the license plate of the car, and then a supervisor called 911.

Fark this cashier, and fark the manager, too. Farkin' busybodies. Calling 911 to report a pot smoker? FARK YOU!

Driving under the influence. Fark 'em. Let 'em go to jail for a bit.


please. greater danger lurks from drivers on medications, hang overs, sleep deprived, gesturing with emotion while yakking on cell phone, etcetera.

please do try the herb before you're dead, it really is that good. see what all that fuss is about and get rid of those silly notions in your head.
 
2011-12-02 07:32:43 PM
And don't even bother to get busy in the bathroom
 
2011-12-02 07:34:59 PM
Stoners should boycott this Burger King,
Their late night business would really suffer.
I thought stoners went to Taco Bell
 
2011-12-02 07:37:32 PM
KrispyKritter: GreenAdder: Sin_City_Superhero: A cashier smelled marijuana coming from their car and jotted down the license plate of the car, and then a supervisor called 911.

Fark this cashier, and fark the manager, too. Farkin' busybodies. Calling 911 to report a pot smoker? FARK YOU!

Driving under the influence. Fark 'em. Let 'em go to jail for a bit.

please. greater danger lurks from drivers on medications, hang overs, sleep deprived, gesturing with emotion while yakking on cell phone, etcetera.

please do try the herb before you're dead, it really is that good. see what all that fuss is about and get rid of those silly notions in your head.


You need to get rid of the silly notion that it's ok to drive while you're stoned.
 
2011-12-02 07:41:07 PM
queezyweezel: KrispyKritter: GreenAdder: Sin_City_Superhero: A cashier smelled marijuana coming from their car and jotted down the license plate of the car, and then a supervisor called 911.

Fark this cashier, and fark the manager, too. Farkin' busybodies. Calling 911 to report a pot smoker? FARK YOU!

Driving under the influence. Fark 'em. Let 'em go to jail for a bit.

please. greater danger lurks from drivers on medications, hang overs, sleep deprived, gesturing with emotion while yakking on cell phone, etcetera.

please do try the herb before you're dead, it really is that good. see what all that fuss is about and get rid of those silly notions in your head.

You need to get rid of the silly notion that it's ok to drive while you're stoned.


I agree that driving stoned is bad mmmkay, but these busybody BK employees need to MYOB. Dialing 9-1-1 is farking overkill. Calling the police, period, is overkill. Unless they were driving recklessly through the drive-thru, or rolled down the window and clouds of reefer smoke poured out, these folks should have been left alone.
 
2011-12-02 07:41:52 PM
Fano: And don't even bother to get busy in the bathroom


It ain't even just dat. They REAL picky about jumpin' over the counter, even if it's just to change the music.

Oh, and apparently, they already KNOW how to make hamburgers and don't NEED my help.
 
2011-12-02 07:43:42 PM
hope that guy watches his back when he leaves work


rats get bats.......
 
2011-12-02 07:47:43 PM
How many stereo types can you fit into one title?
"Blunts and Burger King" really? was it a lowered Pontiac? Them' be 14's, but I keep em' clean!
 
2011-12-02 07:52:18 PM
The fact of the matter is that they were popped for possession, not DUI. I think 28 grams is just about exactly an ounce, which may be a lot of marijuana (it's a lot of any other street drug), but still Florida's laws are probably more strict than more progressive states. I know that in some states possession is just an infraction, like a traffic ticket. No criminal record. OK, I'm curious now; ah, NORML's website says that he has technically committed a felony and could be up for five years and/or $5K. Wow. I like how their laws go from 20 grams to 25 lbs and don't seem to differentiate between dealing and possession; "yes, we caught you with one ounce of marijuana and this guy selling 10 kgs, but they are the same offense under the law." Doesn't seem right; also, they switch units.
 
2011-12-02 07:57:56 PM
LMFAO, this story brings back memories.

McDonalds always had the biggest diameter straws. I guess so fat bastards could suck their softdrink down faster and need to buy another one.


"Hello, can I take your order?"

A straw.

"Would you like anything else with your order, sir?"

No

"OK, please pull up to the first window"
 
2011-12-02 08:03:12 PM
Give that BK employee a Brown Shirt!
 
2011-12-02 08:06:31 PM
GreenAdder: Sin_City_Superhero: A cashier smelled marijuana coming from their car and jotted down the license plate of the car, and then a supervisor called 911.

Fark this cashier, and fark the manager, too. Farkin' busybodies. Calling 911 to report a pot smoker? FARK YOU!

Driving under the influence. Fark 'em. Let 'em go to jail for a bit.


I hope you're just trolling. Decriminalization decreases traffic fatalities. Driving high on pot is not DUI and I defy you to prove that it is.
 
2011-12-02 08:37:41 PM
deleted_scenes: GreenAdder: Sin_City_Superhero: A cashier smelled marijuana coming from their car and jotted down the license plate of the car, and then a supervisor called 911.

Fark this cashier, and fark the manager, too. Farkin' busybodies. Calling 911 to report a pot smoker? FARK YOU!

Driving under the influence. Fark 'em. Let 'em go to jail for a bit.

I hope you're just trolling. Decriminalization decreases traffic fatalities. Driving high on pot is not DUI and I defy you to prove that it is.


Actually, according to Florida statute 316.193(1) it is.
 
2011-12-02 08:41:22 PM
everyone knows you go to KFC for secret herbs and spices.
 
2011-12-02 08:44:24 PM
farkinfilipino: everyone knows you go to KFC for secret herbs and spices.

1.bp.blogspot.com


What a KFC "blunt" might look like.

/Hot
 
2011-12-02 08:46:01 PM
Sin_City_Superhero: Fark this cashier, and fark the manager, too. Farkin' busybodies. Calling 911 to report a pot smoker? FARK YOU!

I'm pro decriminalization, but as long as it is illegal, i have no pity for people who are this stupid about it and get caught.

It's not hard to stay under the radar. A good tip is not going through a drive through with your car hot-boxed, and mentioning weed to them, just in case the smell wasn't enough. Especially when you're carrying enough to be busted for trafficking.
 
2011-12-02 08:48:00 PM
To be fair, they had 50 grams when they pulled into the drive-thru

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2011-12-02 08:54:20 PM
Hate to say it, the 70's are over and weed is illegal. I don't like drug dogs sniffing apartment doors, but don't advertise. There are too many busybodies around looking play morality guide for others.

/And if you choose to do drugs, make sure they are good drugs.
 
2011-12-02 08:56:54 PM
Amos Quito: farkinfilipino: everyone knows you go to KFC for secret herbs and spices.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 320x167]


What a KFC "blunt" might look like.

/Hot



cause having a stroke is like being stoned
 
2011-12-02 09:00:09 PM
911? These people actually thought this was an emergency. Also what probable cause did they have to search the vehicle. Smell alone is questionable when it's the cops doing it, but second hand info from a fast food manager? fark that. Also 28 grams is not a huge amount of weed for the record. Dangerous amount if you get caught but easily personal use level.
 
2011-12-02 09:03:05 PM
Fano: And don't even bother to get busy in the bathroom


Nice.
 
2011-12-02 09:04:24 PM
Krieghund: To be fair, they had 50 grams when they pulled into the drive-thru

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Someday, I too will be able hotbox that hard.

/I wait eagerly for that day.
//Also, make your sober friend drive you places.
 
2011-12-02 09:11:22 PM
In this case, BK=BuzzKill
 
2011-12-02 09:11:36 PM
Farking busybodies. I haven't smoked in almost 20 years (a. because it *is* illegal and my luck is just that shiatty, and b) hubby is an attorney working for the state) but I definitely think it should be if not legalized then definitely decriminalized. In terms of mind altering drugs, it's probably the most harmless. Find me someone who was stoned and committed a violent crime (difficulty: no other substance (e.g. alcohol, crack, meth, etc...) was involved). I bet you dollars to donuts that there isn't one. Unless it was a knock-down-drag-out over doritos, pizza or cookie dough.
 
2011-12-02 09:20:33 PM
WEED DOES NOT FIT INTO THE ALCOHOL TOBACCO AND FIREARMS
BECAUSE

1) IT DOES NOT KILL PEOPLE
2) IT WILL NEVER BE LEGAL
 
2011-12-02 09:22:49 PM
queezyweezel: deleted_scenes: GreenAdder: Sin_City_Superhero: A cashier smelled marijuana coming from their car and jotted down the license plate of the car, and then a supervisor called 911.

Fark this cashier, and fark the manager, too. Farkin' busybodies. Calling 911 to report a pot smoker? FARK YOU!

Driving under the influence. Fark 'em. Let 'em go to jail for a bit.

I hope you're just trolling. Decriminalization decreases traffic fatalities. Driving high on pot is not DUI and I defy you to prove that it is.

Actually, according to Florida statute 316.193(1) it is.


But but but illegal!
 
2011-12-02 09:23:41 PM
Sin_City_Superhero: A cashier smelled marijuana coming from their car and jotted down the license plate of the car, and then a supervisor called 911.

Fark this cashier, and fark the manager, too. Farkin' busybodies. Calling 911 to report a pot smoker? FARK YOU!


no shiat, boycot this burger king! They must feel the wrath of the stoners! buy your muchies from sonic instead!
 
2011-12-02 10:07:19 PM
video man: //Also, make your sober friend drive you places.
Better yet, tell the stoner to stay home, and let the sober friend go fetch the food.

"But, wasn't there change from that C-note?"
"No, man. I had to stop for gas."
"Oh. Cool, man."
 
2011-12-02 10:22:09 PM
GreenAdder: Sin_City_Superhero: A cashier smelled marijuana coming from their car and jotted down the license plate of the car, and then a supervisor called 911.

Fark this cashier, and fark the manager, too. Farkin' busybodies. Calling 911 to report a pot smoker? FARK YOU!

Driving under the influence. Fark 'em. Let 'em go to jail for a bit.


Because the second you smoke you will run over that high little girl riding her bicycle through the drive-through.

i.imgur.com
 
2011-12-02 10:27:22 PM
Sin_City_Superhero: Fark this cashier, and fark the manager, too. Farkin' busybodies. Calling 911 to report a pot smoker? FARK YOU!

i.imgur.com

KrispyKritter: please do try the herb before you're dead, it really is that good. see what all that fuss is about and get rid of those silly notions in your head.

i.imgur.com

deleted_scenes: Driving high on pot is not DUI and I defy you to prove that it is.

i.imgur.com

lewismarktwo: But but but illegal!

i.imgur.com

Jumping Jesus, beatniks. I thought that junk was supposed to mellow you out. Looks like it's not working.
 
2011-12-02 10:29:01 PM
flamingboard: Because the second you smoke you will run over that high little girl riding her bicycle through the drive-through.

i.imgur.com
 
2011-12-02 10:36:18 PM
sadly, this is the town in which I live.

I hate it.

Bought the farking house because it was close-ish to the office and got me out of renting and into mortgage tax deductions.

Now I have a different job where I work from home and could live literally ANYWHERE I could get a broadband connection. The housing market has collapsed, and I'm stuck in this hellhole of a podunk town.

There is literally nothing for a single guy my age who is NOT a redneck to do within the city limits. the few hole in the wall bars are the worst example of the breed, and fit only for hicks that love country music.

At least I'm not paying rent.
 
2011-12-02 10:40:51 PM
What are you on about GreenAdder? You find a 'he mad' picture cache? It is hard waiting for an appropriate situation to use them, but it makes the experience better. Don't give up!
 
2011-12-02 11:00:43 PM
gojirast: sadly, this is the town in which I live.

I hate it.

Bought the farking house because it was close-ish to the office and got me out of renting and into mortgage tax deductions.

Now I have a different job where I work from home and could live literally ANYWHERE I could get a broadband connection. The housing market has collapsed, and I'm stuck in this hellhole of a podunk town.

There is literally nothing for a single guy my age who is NOT a redneck to do within the city limits. the few hole in the wall bars are the worst example of the breed, and fit only for hicks that love country music.

At least I'm not paying rent.


Short-sale? Walk away? Rent it out?

Oh, and fark you Green Adder. You enjoy being a dick a little too much. But I realize you can't help yourself being an authoritarian suck up. I'll pray for you.
 
2011-12-02 11:13:24 PM
deleted_scenes: GreenAdder: Sin_City_Superhero: A cashier smelled marijuana coming from their car and jotted down the license plate of the car, and then a supervisor called 911.

Fark this cashier, and fark the manager, too. Farkin' busybodies. Calling 911 to report a pot smoker? FARK YOU!

Driving under the influence. Fark 'em. Let 'em go to jail for a bit.

I hope you're just trolling. Decriminalization decreases traffic fatalities. Driving high on pot is not DUI and I defy you to prove that it is.


Uh, it is. Everywhere. It is not usually a DWI, which is specifically for alcohol intoxication (usually).

And Christ, I have such a "good" reaction to pot that I could prove it to you (I think I have an allergy to THC or something). Give me two hits off a joint and we'll drive exactly two miles. If we manage to live through it, I'll bet you consider driving while high "attempted murder", at least with me at the wheel.
 
2011-12-02 11:30:17 PM
Wait a minute. Let me get this straight. Someone is working at a Burger King, and they're NOT stoned?
 
2011-12-02 11:45:44 PM
Just FYI, ordering "blunt and some herbs" at the Burger King drive-thru could get your ass thrown into jail in Florida

Well, yeah, subby... But only if you drive away without paying for them.
 
2011-12-02 11:55:40 PM
readbot42: gojirast: sadly, this is the town in which I live.

I hate it.

Bought the farking house because it was close-ish to the office and got me out of renting and into mortgage tax deductions.

Now I have a different job where I work from home and could live literally ANYWHERE I could get a broadband connection. The housing market has collapsed, and I'm stuck in this hellhole of a podunk town.

There is literally nothing for a single guy my age who is NOT a redneck to do within the city limits. the few hole in the wall bars are the worst example of the breed, and fit only for hicks that love country music.

At least I'm not paying rent.

Short-sale? Walk away? Rent it out?

Oh, and fark you Green Adder. You enjoy being a dick a little too much. But I realize you can't help yourself being an authoritarian suck up. I'll pray for you.


I'm way too old to fark up my credit. There's no starting over at this point. I'm hoping to get to a point where renting it out is an option, but Deltona is a very high unemployment area.
 
2011-12-03 12:39:07 AM
Just FYI, ordering "blunt and some herbs" at the Burger King drive-thru could get your ass thrown into jail in Florida

What goes around comes around. OJ Simpson's Pioneer Chicken joint was infamous for it's daily "Specials" at the drive-thru. "Yeah, gimme a bucket of thighs and the (hahahahah) "special". And almost certainly played a role in Nicole's death, if you believe LA drug cops.

www.echoparknow.com
 
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