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(Athlon Sports)   Ultrasound of baby "Tebowing" is first time anything having to do with Tim Tebow was inside a woman   (athlonsports.com) divider line 124
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2011-12-02 05:23:34 PM  

LeglessDog: News Flash: Not all Christians are strictly pro-life.


I know. But Tebow is.

LeglessDog: Also, the majority of Christian men are not closet homosexuals.


I know. But it wouldn't shock me if Tebow was.
 
2011-12-02 05:23:38 PM  
Updated version....

farker1: lol, headline is funny cause Tebow sucks

farker2: Tebow is 5-1

farker1: His defense is 5-1

farker2: He keeps the defense off the field with his awesome runs

farker1: QBs should be able to throw the ball

farker2: But he never gets picked

farker1: Their O dosesn't score much

farker3: Great, because we don't get enough Tebow threads around here!

farker2: [stats, stats, stats, stats]... see?!? He is good!

farker1: [other stats, other stats, other stats]... see?!? He sucks!

farker2: Tebow > Orton

farker1: At least Orton can throw a ball

farker4: All religions and their followers are evil

everyone in the thread: NO ONE CARES farker4!

farker2: Orton's record sucks

farker1: Orton could've won those games with the way their D is playing now too

farker5: [pic-mocking-tebow.jpg]

farker2: Tebow troll!

farker1: Delusional

farker6: Just wanted to say I don't care about Tebow in case anyone missed me saying it in the other 15 Tebow threads today.

bel4sucks: Ya'll iz teh biatches and ho's if youz hatin on teh Timmayyyz!!!!!1!!.... yo!
 
2011-12-02 05:24:15 PM  

GimpyNip: You do realize that that was his experience and that it is possible to be morally against abortion.

you say morally as if it were not simply a comparison of actions against your interpretation of a list of bad things your fairy tale book tells you not to do.
 
2011-12-02 05:25:10 PM  

mikaloyd: Somebody needs to do the right thing convince that pregnant woman to abort that meaningless cluster of Tebow resembling cells.in her womb Just to cheese off Tebow and to empower her.


ah, now I understand mikaloyd. I was mildly curious why a Raider fan would always jump into a Tebow thread to defend him. I always assumed it was cause you thought it was funny that he was the Broncos QB and he would eventually fail. Guess it's cause he is an evangelical. My mild curiosity has been sated.
 
2011-12-02 05:25:42 PM  
27.media.tumblr.com
 
2011-12-02 05:26:00 PM  

the1hatman: Updated version....


You screwed up one part:
farker2: Orton's record sucks

farker1: Orton could've won those games with the way their D is playing now tooOrton was 6-0 in his first starts with Denver.

farker2: That was the defense, not him
 
2011-12-02 05:26:57 PM  

GimpyNip: That's what YOU saw in the ad. You do realize that that was his experience and that it is possible to be morally against abortion. Not everyone shares your opinion that it is a form of birth control. While I agree the a woman has the right to choose, we as a society should also have the right to shame her for being so irresponsible. Society has many problems now because of participation trophies for men that validate their poor performance and free abortions for the women who can't take moral and social responsibility for their actions. But go ahead and hate Tebow for spreading a message that he believes and that he experienced. Next time you're at the clinic make sure not to pick up the next Sports Illustrated with him on the cover.


Sure thing, guy! Will do.
 
2011-12-02 05:26:58 PM  

Genevieve Marie: GimpyNip: That's what YOU saw in the ad. You do realize that that was his experience and that it is possible to be morally against abortion. Not everyone shares your opinion that it is a form of birth control. While I agree the a woman has the right to choose, we as a society should also have the right to shame her for being so irresponsible.

This would make an excellent urban dictionary example under "Douchebaggery".

Also, possibly "Brocialist."


What should you do for a woman if she tells you she had an abortion (non-rape or incest)? Get her a Hallmark Card?
Congrats on you loss. I bet YOU feel 5 pounds lighter. Horray for drinking again!

Hell, all Tebow did was present a natural alternative to abortion and for that you are so upset that you want a dozen women to manipulate and extort him. Who is setting Women's Lib back here? You or Tebow?
 
2011-12-02 05:30:01 PM  

Lehk: GimpyNip: You do realize that that was his experience and that it is possible to be morally against abortion.
you say morally as if it were not simply a comparison of actions against your interpretation of a list of bad things your fairy tale book tells you not to do.


I'm agnostic. I don't have a book. Like it or not, right and wrong can be secular.
 
2011-12-02 05:31:16 PM  

GimpyNip: Lehk: GimpyNip: You do realize that that was his experience and that it is possible to be morally against abortion.
you say morally as if it were not simply a comparison of actions against your interpretation of a list of bad things your fairy tale book tells you not to do.

I'm agnostic. I don't have a book. Like it or not, right and wrong can be secular.


So now you're accusing agnostics of being illiterate!?!?

THIS IS WHAT POLITICS IN THE SPORTS TAB ACTUALLY BELIEVES!
 
2011-12-02 05:32:14 PM  

pheelix: Another Tebow thread, another pic of a superior quarterback.
[www.ihavenet.com image 300x450]


Why choose Breesus, when you could go with the best QB in the history of the game?

www.greenbaypackernation.com
 
2011-12-02 05:33:04 PM  

roc6783: pheelix: Another Tebow thread, another pic of a superior quarterback.
[www.ihavenet.com image 300x450]

Why choose Breesus, when you could go with the best QB in the history of the game?

[www.greenbaypackernation.com image 218x218]


Biatch, please:
a.espncdn.com
 
2011-12-02 05:33:56 PM  

halfof33: Uh, was he grown in the ground dimitter?


Would it be more to your liking if he had said, "Tebow hasn't had pvssy since pvssy had him?" Yes, I changed the u to a v so as not to offend the sensitive modmins.
 
2011-12-02 05:35:53 PM  

SubBass49: pheelix: Another Tebow thread, another pic of a superior quarterback.
[www.ihavenet.com image 300x450]

[pigskinlovinglady.com image 261x400]


t0.gstatic.com
 
2011-12-02 05:37:07 PM  

the1hatman: Updated version....

farker1: lol, headline is funny cause Tebow sucks

farker2: Tebow is 5-1

farker1: His defense is 5-1

farker2: He keeps the defense off the field with his awesome runs

farker1: QBs should be able to throw the ball

farker2: But he never gets picked

farker1: Their O dosesn't score much

farker3: Great, because we don't get enough Tebow threads around here!

farker2: [stats, stats, stats, stats]... see?!? He is good!

farker1: [other stats, other stats, other stats]... see?!? He sucks!

farker2: Tebow > Orton

farker1: At least Orton can throw a ball

farker4: All religions and their followers are evil

everyone in the thread: NO ONE CARES farker4!

farker2: Orton's record sucks

farker1: Orton could've won those games with the way their D is playing now too

farker5: [pic-mocking-tebow.jpg]

farker2: Tebow troll!

farker1: Delusional

farker6: Just wanted to say I don't care about Tebow in case anyone missed me saying it in the other 15 Tebow threads today.

bel4sucks: Ya'll iz teh biatches and ho's if youz hatin on teh Timmayyyz!!!!!1!!.... yo!


You only forgot mustache pics...

media.avclub.com

Otherwise, spot on.
 
2011-12-02 05:37:23 PM  

GimpyNip: What should you do for a woman if she tells you she had an abortion (non-rape or incest)? Get her a Hallmark Card?


How about keep your mouth shut and not say anything? Or possibly ask them why and really listen? And maybe recognize that your opinion doesn't really matter to her because it's a personal decision that has nothing to do with you?

GimpyNip: Hell, all Tebow did was present a natural alternative to abortion and for that you are so upset that you want a dozen women to manipulate and extort him.


I probably shouldn't have said that. But I do hope that dude has some experiences that make him figure out that his weirdly narrow view of the world is really privileged and really condescending and ridiculous. Whatever those experiences may be. And I'd like it if he could recognize that the ability to throw a football doesn't confer any great understanding of the world on the person doing it, and perhaps a little less ostentation about his beliefs would be a good idea.
 
2011-12-02 05:38:29 PM  

netweavr: GimpyNip: Lehk: GimpyNip: You do realize that that was his experience and that it is possible to be morally against abortion.
you say morally as if it were not simply a comparison of actions against your interpretation of a list of bad things your fairy tale book tells you not to do.

I'm agnostic. I don't have a book. Like it or not, right and wrong can be secular.

So now you're accusing agnostics of being illiterate!?!?

THIS IS WHAT POLITICS IN THE SPORTS TAB ACTUALLY BELIEVES!


just because I can't make up my mind if there is a higher power or not it doesn't mean I litter. I'm not a republican, I don't want to destroy the environment.

/stop wagging your tails demoncrats. I'm not one of you either!
 
2011-12-02 05:39:38 PM  

GimpyNip: netweavr: GimpyNip: Lehk: GimpyNip: You do realize that that was his experience and that it is possible to be morally against abortion.
you say morally as if it were not simply a comparison of actions against your interpretation of a list of bad things your fairy tale book tells you not to do.

I'm agnostic. I don't have a book. Like it or not, right and wrong can be secular.

So now you're accusing agnostics of being illiterate!?!?

THIS IS WHAT POLITICS IN THE SPORTS TAB ACTUALLY BELIEVES!

just because I can't make up my mind if there is a higher power or not it doesn't mean I litter. I'm not a republican, I don't want to destroy the environment.

/stop wagging your tails demoncrats. I'm not one of you either!


Not a Republican and not a Democrat?

HE'S AN ANARCHIST! GET HIM!
 
2011-12-02 05:40:31 PM  
I was an equipment manager for the Gators during the 2007 season. My personal interactions with Tebow were pretty limited, but there were things that were kind of known on campus and around Gainesville. For one thing, hes not the complete goody two shoes everyone makes him out to be. He may be a "virgin" in his own eyes, but he has had sex with a few girls, just not vaginal. Actually the majority of girls he dated were baptists who claimed to be virgins but took it in the ass frequently. Tebows been with a lot girls. Hes been with a lot of guys too. Just last night he was with his momma and Coach Klein at the same time. There was also the time I walked into the locker room and he was having sex with a boy about 10 years old in the shower. I called my dad, he told me to tell Urban Meyer...I think I did my duty. Hopefully they were able to get justice for the kid who should remain anonymous so I will just call him J. Bieber. I'm not sure how it turned out because later that week I transferred to University of Nebraska. So in conclusion you should never judge a book by its cover.
 
2011-12-02 05:42:21 PM  

Genevieve Marie: I probably shouldn't have said that. But I do hope that dude has some experiences that make him figure out that his weirdly narrow view of the world is really privileged and really condescending and ridiculous. Whatever those experiences may be. And I'd like it if he could recognize that the ability to throw a football doesn't confer any great understanding of the world on the person doing it, and perhaps a little less ostentation about his beliefs would be a good idea.


Who the hell are you talking about?
 
2011-12-02 05:42:42 PM  

spentmiles: My sister's college roommate, who is a smoking gorgeous no-man-can-say-no looking woman, visited University of Florida during the 2008 season. The Florida student that she was visiting was a cheerleader, so they of course went to a football party after the game on Saturday. Tebow couldn't keep his eyes off of her. He kept bonging non-alcoholic beers and then he'd scream at the top of his lungs as though he'd just won another Championship. All night, he's just eye-raping her, up and down, up and down, but he won't come and talk to her no matter how flirty she returned his glances. Finally, toward the end of the night, she goes up and just lays it on him, pretending to be drunk, throwing herself at him, trying to kiss him, though he kept turning his other cheek. After much persuasion, he finally agrees to take her back up to his room.

Once there, she lays down on the bed. Tebow goes into the bathroom and closes the door. He's in there for like twenty minutes. She hears him brushing his teeth, gargling, brushing his teeth again, quietly praying. She wants to deflower him, so she takes off all her close and lays seductively across the bed. Finally, Tebow comes out. He's wearing footed pajamas and holding a dripping, warm wash cloth. She's like, "What do you want me to do with that?" He says, "Just close your eyes and hold the washcloth in your hand." Playing along, she does it. He ends up sticking his dick in the warm washcloth and slowly humping it. She's thinks, ok whatever and holds on. Just when she thinks he's about to blow, he says, "enough, enough, get out of here," and he runs back into the bathroom. She hears the shower turn on, and then a groaning scream. "fark this," she thinks, gets dressed and gets out of there.

So, no, I don't think Tebow has ever been with a woman. He would've killed himself by now.


This is absolutely false. You, ma'am, are a

img37.imageshack.us
 
2011-12-02 05:43:55 PM  
SubBass49
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2011-12-02 05:44:20 PM  
Another Tebow thread, another pic of a superior quarterback.

obstructedtech.org
 
2011-12-02 05:46:44 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-12-02 05:48:25 PM  
you are a puppet
you are fired for not telling a cop about this!
 
2011-12-02 05:48:38 PM  

Dennis_Moore: Another Tebow thread, another pic of a superior quarterback.

[obstructedtech.org image 297x300]


gadgetgrid.gadgetgridllc.netdna-cdn.com
 
2011-12-02 05:49:38 PM  

you are a puppet: I was an equipment manager for the Gators during the 2007 season. My personal interactions with Tebow were pretty limited, but there were things that were kind of known on campus and around Gainesville. For one thing, hes not the complete goody two shoes everyone makes him out to be. He may be a "virgin" in his own eyes, but he has had sex with a few girls, just not vaginal. Actually the majority of girls he dated were baptists who claimed to be virgins but took it in the ass frequently. Tebows been with a lot girls. Hes been with a lot of guys too. Just last night he was with his momma and Coach Klein at the same time. There was also the time I walked into the locker room and he was having sex with a boy about 10 years old in the shower. I called my dad, he told me to tell Urban Meyer...I think I did my duty. Hopefully they were able to get justice for the kid who should remain anonymous so I will just call him J. Bieber. I'm not sure how it turned out because later that week I transferred to University of Nebraska. So in conclusion you should never judge a book by its cover.


Bravo to you.
 
2011-12-02 06:07:32 PM  

LeglessDog: News Flash: Not all Christians are strictly pro-life. Also, the majority of Christian men are not closet homosexuals.


And most liberals are Christians. Whaddayaknow (new window).
 
2011-12-02 06:09:48 PM  
i3.squidoocdn.com
 
2011-12-02 06:17:06 PM  

SubBass49: pheelix: Another Tebow thread, another pic of a superior quarterback.
[www.ihavenet.com image 300x450]

[pigskinlovinglady.com image 261x400]


static.thehollywoodgossip.com
 
2011-12-02 06:18:43 PM  

spentmiles: My sister's college roommate, who is a smoking gorgeous no-man-can-say-no looking woman, visited University of Florida during the 2008 season. The Florida student that she was visiting was a cheerleader, so they of course went to a football party after the game on Saturday. Tebow couldn't keep his eyes off of her. He kept bonging non-alcoholic beers and then he'd scream at the top of his lungs as though he'd just won another Championship. All night, he's just eye-raping her, up and down, up and down, but he won't come and talk to her no matter how flirty she returned his glances. Finally, toward the end of the night, she goes up and just lays it on him, pretending to be drunk, throwing herself at him, trying to kiss him, though he kept turning his other cheek. After much persuasion, he finally agrees to take her back up to his room.

Once there, she lays down on the bed. Tebow goes into the bathroom and closes the door. He's in there for like twenty minutes. She hears him brushing his teeth, gargling, brushing his teeth again, quietly praying. She wants to deflower him, so she takes off all her close and lays seductively across the bed. Finally, Tebow comes out. He's wearing footed pajamas and holding a dripping, warm wash cloth. She's like, "What do you want me to do with that?" He says, "Just close your eyes and hold the washcloth in your hand." Playing along, she does it. He ends up sticking his dick in the warm washcloth and slowly humping it. She's thinks, ok whatever and holds on. Just when she thinks he's about to blow, he says, "enough, enough, get out of here," and he runs back into the bathroom. She hears the shower turn on, and then a groaning scream. "fark this," she thinks, gets dressed and gets out of there.

So, no, I don't think Tebow has ever been with a woman. He would've killed himself by now.


I was so sure this was going to end with him throwing her through a shed.
 
2011-12-02 06:24:31 PM  

SubBass49: pheelix: Another Tebow thread, another pic of a superior quarterback.
[www.ihavenet.com image 300x450]


We are going to be here all day if we list all the superior quarterbacks.

Insert mattmoore.jpg
 
2011-12-02 06:25:21 PM  
What the fark is Tebowing? I've heard the name Tim Tebow before. Who is he, what is he famous for, and why should I care?
 
2011-12-02 06:25:47 PM  

pheelix: Another Tebow thread, another pic of a superior quarterback.
[www.ihavenet.com image 300x450]


That's not Jay Cutler.
 
2011-12-02 06:27:08 PM  

colithian: What the fark is Tebowing? I've heard the name Tim Tebow before. Who is he, what is he famous for, and why should I care?


He's a sports-figure and you're in the sports-tab. He plays in the NFL.

Tebowing refers to his celebratory move, google it for an image.
 
2011-12-02 06:29:10 PM  

colithian: What the fark is Tebowing? I've heard the name Tim Tebow before. Who is he, what is he famous for, and why should I care?


You shouldn't since you're ghey.
 
2011-12-02 06:50:03 PM  
Skip Bayless ought to be jizzing himself right now.
 
2011-12-02 06:51:43 PM  

That coward David Lopan: colithian: What the fark is Tebowing? I've heard the name Tim Tebow before. Who is he, what is he famous for, and why should I care?

You shouldn't since you're ghey.


This.
 
2011-12-02 06:52:42 PM  

halfof33: I visited University of Florida during the 2008 season. The Florida student that I was visiting was a cheerleader, so I of course went to a football party after the game on Saturday. Spentmiles couldn't keep his eyes off of me. He kept bonging non-alcoholic beers and then he'd scream at the top of his lungs as though he'd just won another Championship. All night, he's just eye-raping me, up and down, up and down, but he won't come and talk to me no matter how flirty I returned his glances. Finally, toward the end of the night, I go up and just lay it on him, pretending to be drunk, throwing myself at him, trying to kiss him, though he kept turning his other cheek. After much persuasion, he finally agrees to take me back up to his room.

Once there, I lay down on the bed. Spentmiles goes into the bathroom and closes the door. He's in there for like twenty minutes. I hear him brushing his teeth, gargling, brushing his teeth again, quietly praying. I want to deflower him, so I takes off all her close and lays seductively across the bed. Finally, Spentmiles comes out. He's wearing footed pajamas and holding a dripping, warm wash cloth. I'm like, "What do you want me to do with that?" He says, "Just close your eyes and hold the washcloth in your hand." Playing along, I does it. He ends up sticking his dick in the warm washcloth and slowly humping it. I think, ok whatever and holds on. Just when I thinks he's about to blow, he says, "enough, enough, get out of here," and he runs back into the bathroom. I hear the shower turn on, and then a groaning scream. "fark this," I think, gets dressed and gets out of there.

So, no, I don't think Spentmiles has ever been with a woman. He would've killed himself by now.


I find it amusing that, while going through the entire copypasta'd story and making small edits, you missed this one.
 
2011-12-02 07:12:11 PM  

the1hatman: Updated version....

farker1: lol, headline is funny cause Tebow sucks

farker2: Tebow is 5-1

farker1: His defense is 5-1

farker2: He keeps the defense off the field with his awesome runs

farker1: QBs should be able to throw the ball

farker2: But he never gets picked

farker1: Their O dosesn't score much

farker3: Great, because we don't get enough Tebow threads around here!

farker2: [stats, stats, stats, stats]... see?!? He is good!

farker1: [other stats, other stats, other stats]... see?!? He sucks!

farker2: Tebow > Orton

farker1: At least Orton can throw a ball

farker4: All religions and their followers are evil

everyone in the thread: NO ONE CARES farker4!

farker2: Orton's record sucks

farker1: Orton could've won those games with the way their D is playing now too

farker5: [pic-mocking-tebow.jpg]

farker2: Tebow troll!

farker1: Delusional

farker6: Just wanted to say I don't care about Tebow in case anyone missed me saying it in the other 15 Tebow threads today.

bel4sucks: Ya'll iz teh biatches and ho's if youz hatin on teh Timmayyyz!!!!!1!!.... yo!


i21.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-02 07:17:26 PM  

Stinkyy: That coward David Lopan: colithian: What the fark is Tebowing? I've heard the name Tim Tebow before. Who is he, what is he famous for, and why should I care?

You shouldn't since you're ghey.

This.


Ya know, I have to disagree with that POV. I think if you are ghey or a woman who values your reproductive freedom, you should absolutely care about Tim Tebow.

Tim Tebow has become a cultural idol of the Christian evangelical movement. The same group of people who relentlessly pursue restrictions on ghey and reproductive rights, are the same people who are idolizing Tebow. They are the reason, even if you don't follow football or sports in general, that you may have heard of him. It is important know thy enemy and all that...
 
2011-12-02 07:32:40 PM  

colithian: What the fark is Tebowing? I've heard the name Tim Tebow before. Who is he, what is he famous for, and why should I care?


9.5/10
 
2011-12-02 07:33:39 PM  

Psychohazard: colithian: What the fark is Tebowing? I've heard the name Tim Tebow before. Who is he, what is he famous for, and why should I care?

9.5/10


Not everyone follows football like a religion, asshat.
 
2011-12-02 07:34:55 PM  
I read Tebow and baby and I assumed this was about crying....
 
2011-12-02 07:36:37 PM  
GimpyNip, never leave Fark again, man!

I like having someone else who can accept others' opinions as those instead of claiming that they're trying to convert the world.

Focus on the Family might be trying to outlaw abortion. Tebow believes it's wrong and has his own personal reasons for believing so. You'd laud another professional athlete for coming forth and taking a stand on such an issue if he were on your side.

For the ad's sake, it wasn't nearly as controversial as people made it out to be - it effectively was a "before you go out and decide to do something that you'll never be able to take back, consider what you might be giving up." And you should do that before you make huge, life-altering decisions.

Furthermore, the ad ran all of once that I know of, several years ago. Get over it.
 
2011-12-02 07:39:11 PM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: Tim Tebow has become a cultural idol of the Christian evangelical movement. The same group of people who relentlessly pursue restrictions on ghey and reproductive rights, are the same people who are idolizing Tebow


Of course, the same group of people that relentlessly pursue the demonization of all Christians throughout the internet are the same people who are constantly ripping Tebow. He's become a cultural idol of the Christian evangelical movement to atheists probably moreso than he has to regular Christians.
 
2011-12-02 07:44:07 PM  

colithian: Psychohazard: colithian: What the fark is Tebowing? I've heard the name Tim Tebow before. Who is he, what is he famous for, and why should I care?

9.5/10

Not everyone follows football like a religion, asshat.


Sure, but that doesn't explain how you're reading the sports tab yet somehow missed the 3 Tebow threads a day for the past month.

But, in all truth, I thought your post was a beautiful troll and I was commending it. This asshat didn't realize you were serious. Speaking of serious, were you really offended by my last post? Watching more football may help with your anger management issues.
 
2011-12-02 07:53:31 PM  

Psychohazard: colithian: Psychohazard: colithian: What the fark is Tebowing? I've heard the name Tim Tebow before. Who is he, what is he famous for, and why should I care?

9.5/10

Not everyone follows football like a religion, asshat.

Sure, but that doesn't explain how you're reading the sports tab yet somehow missed the 3 Tebow threads a day for the past month.

But, in all truth, I thought your post was a beautiful troll and I was commending it. This asshat didn't realize you were serious. Speaking of serious, were you really offended by my last post? Watching more football may help with your anger management issues.


Half-troll, half serious. Don't check the sports tab too often.
Thank you for you commendation. I'm proud of my work :)
 
2011-12-02 07:55:05 PM  

IAmRight: Ow! That was my feelings!: Tim Tebow has become a cultural idol of the Christian evangelical movement. The same group of people who relentlessly pursue restrictions on ghey and reproductive rights, are the same people who are idolizing Tebow

Of course, the same group of people that relentlessly pursue the demonization of all Christians throughout the internet are the same people who are constantly ripping Tebow. He's become a cultural idol of the Christian evangelical movement to atheists probably moreso than he has to regular Christians.


evangelical Christians =/= 'regular' Christians

I certainly would only be mildly annoyed by the constant media hype of Tebow if he wasn't QBing the team I follow. But, I live in Denver and not only do I get to enjoy a spectacularly boring and pedestrian offense which I do not believe is anything more flash-in-the-pan, I get to enjoy a bunch of evangelical bandwaggoners on top of it. Keep your religion out of my football and I'll keep my contempt for your pushy form of religion out of my rants.
 
2011-12-02 07:58:46 PM  

Priapetic: This is some weapons grade stupid. Clearly (and fortunately) none of you have reproduced, or you would know that at that stage of development, ALL fetuses are in roughly this position the majority of the time.


Came here for this
 
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