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(Athlon Sports)   Ultrasound of baby "Tebowing" is first time anything having to do with Tim Tebow was inside a woman   (athlonsports.com) divider line 124
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2011-12-02 04:46:10 PM
I don't understand what this have to do with Tim Te... oh wait. Continue on with your Tebowing.
 
2011-12-02 04:46:56 PM
cloudfront.zorotools.com
 
2011-12-02 04:47:47 PM
Has Tim Tebow ever experienced an orgasim? Even if just from self-relief?
 
2011-12-02 04:48:08 PM
 
2011-12-02 04:48:25 PM
Tebow>Planking
 
2011-12-02 04:49:31 PM

zato_ichi: Tebow>Planking

> Tebow
 
2011-12-02 04:50:22 PM
I got that kid-to-be beat....

www.mockdrafthq.com
 
2011-12-02 04:50:33 PM
Tebow > Being in Soviet Яussia
 
2011-12-02 04:50:52 PM
Uh, was he grown in the ground dimitter?
 
2011-12-02 04:50:55 PM
Hitting Tebow with a plank>

Guidette Frankentits: zato_ichi: Tebow>Planking > Tebow

 
2011-12-02 04:51:05 PM
The baby isn't "tebowing"...he's face-palming as a reaction to all the farking morons that think "tebowing" is even remotely cool/amusing/non-retarded.
 
2011-12-02 04:51:20 PM
Just because Tebow was immaculately conceived doesn't mean he bypassed the womb
 
2011-12-02 04:51:40 PM
This is dumb.
 
2011-12-02 04:51:45 PM
This is some weapons grade stupid. Clearly (and fortunately) none of you have reproduced, or you would know that at that stage of development, ALL fetuses are in roughly this position the majority of the time.
 
2011-12-02 04:52:14 PM
Tebowing when you travel to a foreign country and circumcise a bunch of kids?
 
2011-12-02 04:53:40 PM
I keep waiting for some enterprising woman or 12 to get pregnant with Tebow's baby, and be all like... well, you don't believe in abortion so... pony up.

Either that, or for him to get caught in bed with a male prostitute.
 
2011-12-02 04:53:41 PM
Can you get pregnant from eating wet biscuits?
 
2011-12-02 04:55:00 PM
Where was the "ugly ass" meme when it was clearly called for? That was horrifying. People seriously complain about aborting things like that? Kill it with fire!!
 
2011-12-02 04:56:20 PM

Genevieve Marie: I keep waiting for some enterprising woman or 12 to get pregnant with Tebow's baby, and be all like... well, you don't believe in abortion so... pony up.

Either that, or for him to get caught in bed with a male prostitute.


You sound mean spirited and ignorant of DNA testing
 
2011-12-02 04:58:00 PM
www.mockdrafthq.com

Anyone with photoshop skills able to make this say either "GAYBOY" or "WE BLOW?" Your reward would be in heaven.
 
2011-12-02 04:58:42 PM

Genevieve Marie: Either that, or for him to get caught in bed with a male prostitute.


Sounds like someone is a little too interested in Timmy's love life.
 
2011-12-02 04:59:03 PM

GimpyNip: Genevieve Marie: I keep waiting for some enterprising woman or 12 to get pregnant with Tebow's baby, and be all like... well, you don't believe in abortion so... pony up.

Either that, or for him to get caught in bed with a male prostitute.

You sound mean spirited and ignorant of DNA testing


How is that ignorant of DNA testing? I didn't say I'd like them to claim it was his if it wasn't.

Also, that dude did a Super Bowl commercial where the message was basically "Hey ladies, you shouldn't have an abortion even if you might be dying, because you could get lucky and end up with a baby as awesome as me, Tim Tebow."

I'm comfortable with disliking anyone who would do that.
 
2011-12-02 05:00:10 PM

Genevieve Marie: I'm comfortable with disliking anyone who would do that.


Count me in...
 
2011-12-02 05:00:22 PM
My sister's college roommate, who is a smoking gorgeous no-man-can-say-no looking woman, visited University of Florida during the 2008 season. The Florida student that she was visiting was a cheerleader, so they of course went to a football party after the game on Saturday. Tebow couldn't keep his eyes off of her. He kept bonging non-alcoholic beers and then he'd scream at the top of his lungs as though he'd just won another Championship. All night, he's just eye-raping her, up and down, up and down, but he won't come and talk to her no matter how flirty she returned his glances. Finally, toward the end of the night, she goes up and just lays it on him, pretending to be drunk, throwing herself at him, trying to kiss him, though he kept turning his other cheek. After much persuasion, he finally agrees to take her back up to his room.

Once there, she lays down on the bed. Tebow goes into the bathroom and closes the door. He's in there for like twenty minutes. She hears him brushing his teeth, gargling, brushing his teeth again, quietly praying. She wants to deflower him, so she takes off all her close and lays seductively across the bed. Finally, Tebow comes out. He's wearing footed pajamas and holding a dripping, warm wash cloth. She's like, "What do you want me to do with that?" He says, "Just close your eyes and hold the washcloth in your hand." Playing along, she does it. He ends up sticking his dick in the warm washcloth and slowly humping it. She's thinks, ok whatever and holds on. Just when she thinks he's about to blow, he says, "enough, enough, get out of here," and he runs back into the bathroom. She hears the shower turn on, and then a groaning scream. "fark this," she thinks, gets dressed and gets out of there.

So, no, I don't think Tebow has ever been with a woman. He would've killed himself by now.
 
2011-12-02 05:00:41 PM
i232.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-02 05:00:49 PM
Another Tebow thread, another pic of a superior quarterback.
www.ihavenet.com
 
2011-12-02 05:01:18 PM
I could never see anything in the ultrasounds. The doctor would be like, "There's the foot. Look. And there's the hands." I'd say, "Oh, yeah, wow, great", but I couldn't see a damn thing. They always looked like Doppler Radar to me.
 
2011-12-02 05:01:39 PM
OMG

I simultaneously love and hate the internets:

tebowing.com (new window)

/better than planking but worse than owling
//wtf did I just say?
 
2011-12-02 05:02:33 PM

spentmiles: My sister's college roommate, who is a smoking gorgeous no-man-can-say-no looking woman, visited University of Florida during the 2008 season. The Florida student that she was visiting was a cheerleader, so they of course went to a football party after the game on Saturday. Tebow couldn't keep his eyes off of her. He kept bonging non-alcoholic beers and then he'd scream at the top of his lungs as though he'd just won another Championship. All night, he's just eye-raping her, up and down, up and down, but he won't come and talk to her no matter how flirty she returned his glances. Finally, toward the end of the night, she goes up and just lays it on him, pretending to be drunk, throwing herself at him, trying to kiss him, though he kept turning his other cheek. After much persuasion, he finally agrees to take her back up to his room.

Once there, she lays down on the bed. Tebow goes into the bathroom and closes the door. He's in there for like twenty minutes. She hears him brushing his teeth, gargling, brushing his teeth again, quietly praying. She wants to deflower him, so she takes off all her close and lays seductively across the bed. Finally, Tebow comes out. He's wearing footed pajamas and holding a dripping, warm wash cloth. She's like, "What do you want me to do with that?" He says, "Just close your eyes and hold the washcloth in your hand." Playing along, she does it. He ends up sticking his dick in the warm washcloth and slowly humping it. She's thinks, ok whatever and holds on. Just when she thinks he's about to blow, he says, "enough, enough, get out of here," and he runs back into the bathroom. She hears the shower turn on, and then a groaning scream. "fark this," she thinks, gets dressed and gets out of there.

So, no, I don't think Tebow has ever been with a woman. He would've killed himself by now.


A++++++++ WOULD LOL AGAIN!
 
2011-12-02 05:04:43 PM

Genevieve Marie: GimpyNip: Genevieve Marie: I keep waiting for some enterprising woman or 12 to get pregnant with Tebow's baby, and be all like... well, you don't believe in abortion so... pony up.

Either that, or for him to get caught in bed with a male prostitute.

You sound mean spirited and ignorant of DNA testing

How is that ignorant of DNA testing? I didn't say I'd like them to claim it was his if it wasn't.

Also, that dude did a Super Bowl commercial where the message was basically "Hey ladies, you shouldn't have an abortion even if you might be dying, because you could get lucky and end up with a baby as awesome as me, Tim Tebow."

I'm comfortable with disliking anyone who would do that.


That's what YOU saw in the ad. You do realize that that was his experience and that it is possible to be morally against abortion. Not everyone shares your opinion that it is a form of birth control. While I agree the a woman has the right to choose, we as a society should also have the right to shame her for being so irresponsible. Society has many problems now because of participation trophies for men that validate their poor performance and free abortions for the women who can't take moral and social responsibility for their actions. But go ahead and hate Tebow for spreading a message that he believes and that he experienced. Next time you're at the clinic make sure not to pick up the next Sports Illustrated with him on the cover.
 
2011-12-02 05:04:53 PM
img.ehowcdn.com

Oooh baby I like it RAWWWWW.....Oh babay I like it RAAAAAAAWW!!!
 
2011-12-02 05:05:00 PM

Genevieve Marie: I keep waiting for some enterprising woman or 12 to get pregnant with Tebow's baby, and be all like... well, you don't believe in abortion so... pony up.

Either that, or for him to get caught in bed with a male prostitute.


Id feel that way too if Tebow had kicked my Grandma in the teeth or something.
 
2011-12-02 05:06:36 PM

Genevieve Marie: I keep waiting for some enterprising woman or 12 to get pregnant with Tebow's baby, and be all like... well, you don't believe in abortion so... pony up.

Either that, or for him to get caught in bed with a male prostitute.


I assume you mean "evil and heartless"
 
2011-12-02 05:06:47 PM

GimpyNip: That's what YOU saw in the ad. You do realize that that was his experience and that it is possible to be morally against abortion. Not everyone shares your opinion that it is a form of birth control. While I agree the a woman has the right to choose, we as a society should also have the right to shame her for being so irresponsible but should have the common farking deceny to mind their own farking business, especially considering just how corrupt, hypocritical, and morally-bankrupt many of the holier-than-thou Christians really are behind closed doors. Society has many problems now because of participation trophies for men that validate their poor performance and free abortions for the women who can't take moral and social responsibility for their actions. But go ahead and hate Tebow for spreading a message that he believes and that he experienced. Next time you're at the clinic make sure not to pick up the next Sports Illustrated with him on the cover.


FTFY
 
2011-12-02 05:07:12 PM

Genevieve Marie: I keep waiting for some enterprising woman or 12 to get pregnant with Tebow's baby, and be all like... well, you don't believe in abortion so... pony up.

Either that, or for him to get caught in bed with a male prostitute.


Fortunately, he can Jesus the Gay away.
 
2011-12-02 05:07:34 PM

GimpyNip: Genevieve Marie: GimpyNip: Genevieve Marie: I keep waiting for some enterprising woman or 12 to get pregnant with Tebow's baby, and be all like... well, you don't believe in abortion so... pony up.

Either that, or for him to get caught in bed with a male prostitute.

You sound mean spirited and ignorant of DNA testing

How is that ignorant of DNA testing? I didn't say I'd like them to claim it was his if it wasn't.

Also, that dude did a Super Bowl commercial where the message was basically "Hey ladies, you shouldn't have an abortion even if you might be dying, because you could get lucky and end up with a baby as awesome as me, Tim Tebow."

I'm comfortable with disliking anyone who would do that.

That's what YOU saw in the ad. You do realize that that was his experience and that it is possible to be morally against abortion. Not everyone shares your opinion that it is a form of birth control.


And we've gone Full Retard.
 
2011-12-02 05:08:41 PM
Appallingly awkward grammar aside, I approve of this headline.
 
2011-12-02 05:08:57 PM
I visited University of Florida during the 2008 season. The Florida student that I was visiting was a cheerleader, so I of course went to a football party after the game on Saturday. Spentmiles couldn't keep his eyes off of me. He kept bonging non-alcoholic beers and then he'd scream at the top of his lungs as though he'd just won another Championship. All night, he's just eye-raping me, up and down, up and down, but he won't come and talk to me no matter how flirty I returned his glances. Finally, toward the end of the night, I go up and just lay it on him, pretending to be drunk, throwing myself at him, trying to kiss him, though he kept turning his other cheek. After much persuasion, he finally agrees to take me back up to his room.

Once there, I lay down on the bed. Spentmiles goes into the bathroom and closes the door. He's in there for like twenty minutes. I hear him brushing his teeth, gargling, brushing his teeth again, quietly praying. I want to deflower him, so I takes off all her close and lays seductively across the bed. Finally, Spentmiles comes out. He's wearing footed pajamas and holding a dripping, warm wash cloth. I'm like, "What do you want me to do with that?" He says, "Just close your eyes and hold the washcloth in your hand." Playing along, I does it. He ends up sticking his dick in the warm washcloth and slowly humping it. I think, ok whatever and holds on. Just when I thinks he's about to blow, he says, "enough, enough, get out of here," and he runs back into the bathroom. I hear the shower turn on, and then a groaning scream. "fark this," I think, gets dressed and gets out of there.

So, no, I don't think Spentmiles has ever been with a woman. He would've killed himself by now.
 
2011-12-02 05:09:20 PM

syfylys channel: Genevieve Marie: I keep waiting for some enterprising woman or 12 to get pregnant with Tebow's baby, and be all like... well, you don't believe in abortion so... pony up.

Either that, or for him to get caught in bed with a male prostitute.

Fortunately, he can Jesus the Gay away.

 
2011-12-02 05:09:54 PM

GimpyNip: [deleted for derp and boringness]


Ugh.

maximumtrolling.jpg
 
2011-12-02 05:09:57 PM

syfylys channel: Genevieve Marie: I keep waiting for some enterprising woman or 12 to get pregnant with Tebow's baby, and be all like... well, you don't believe in abortion so... pony up.

Either that, or for him to get caught in bed with a male prostitute.

Fortunately, he can Jesus the Gay away.


Link (new window)

Dammit...got it right this time...
 
2011-12-02 05:10:24 PM

busy chillin': OMG

I simultaneously love and hate the internets:

tebowing.com (new window)

/better than planking but worse than owling
//wtf did I just say?


Fun fact: The guy who started that site is family friends with one of my roommates, and he had to call her to find out how to set up Google Ads.
 
2011-12-02 05:10:47 PM

pheelix: Another Tebow thread, another pic of a superior quarterback.
[www.ihavenet.com image 300x450]


pigskinlovinglady.com
 
2011-12-02 05:14:04 PM

GimpyNip: Not everyone shares your opinion that it is a form of birth control.


Abortion is not a form of birth control. It's a form of birth prevention.
 
2011-12-02 05:14:57 PM

Theaetetus: GimpyNip: Genevieve Marie: GimpyNip: Genevieve Marie: I keep waiting for some enterprising woman or 12 to get pregnant with Tebow's baby, and be all like... well, you don't believe in abortion so... pony up.

Either that, or for him to get caught in bed with a male prostitute.

You sound mean spirited and ignorant of DNA testing

How is that ignorant of DNA testing? I didn't say I'd like them to claim it was his if it wasn't.

Also, that dude did a Super Bowl commercial where the message was basically "Hey ladies, you shouldn't have an abortion even if you might be dying, because you could get lucky and end up with a baby as awesome as me, Tim Tebow."

I'm comfortable with disliking anyone who would do that.

That's what YOU saw in the ad. You do realize that that was his experience and that it is possible to be morally against abortion. Not everyone shares your opinion that it is a form of birth control.

And we've gone Full Retard.


This must be your first Tebow thread. Buckle up, the crazy is just getting started.
 
2011-12-02 05:15:53 PM

GimpyNip: That's what YOU saw in the ad. You do realize that that was his experience and that it is possible to be morally against abortion. Not everyone shares your opinion that it is a form of birth control. While I agree the a woman has the right to choose, we as a society should also have the right to shame her for being so irresponsible.


This would make an excellent urban dictionary example under "Douchebaggery".

Also, possibly "Brocialist."
 
2011-12-02 05:17:08 PM
Somebody needs to do the right thing convince that pregnant woman to abort that meaningless cluster of Tebow resembling cells.in her womb Just to cheese off Tebow and to empower her.
 
2011-12-02 05:20:26 PM
Car_Ramrod

Fun fact: The guy who started that site is family friends with one of my roommates, and he had to call her to find out how to set up Google Ads.

cool!

Or

My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
 
2011-12-02 05:21:36 PM

Genevieve Marie: GimpyNip: That's what YOU saw in the ad. You do realize that that was his experience and that it is possible to be morally against abortion. Not everyone shares your opinion that it is a form of birth control. While I agree the a woman has the right to choose, we as a society should also have the right to shame her for being so irresponsible.

This would make an excellent urban dictionary example under "Douchebaggery".

Also, possibly "Brocialist."


Really? You were saying some chick should get knocked up for political points and to use Tebow as a money-source and he's the douchebag? The woman in your scenario is an evil, heartless person who doesn't give a flying fark about the hypothetical child they conceived.
 
2011-12-02 05:22:13 PM

Genevieve Marie: I keep waiting for some enterprising woman or 12 to get pregnant with Tebow's baby, and be all like... well, you don't believe in abortion so... pony up.

Either that, or for him to get caught in bed with a male prostitute.



News Flash: Not all Christians are strictly pro-life. Also, the majority of Christian men are not closet homosexuals.
 
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