What does one buy for someone on B*tchmas? A box of Tampax?

This gets me a biatcheerier for the holidays.

gopher321: What does one buy for someone on B*tchmas? A box of Tampax?




I dunno' but I recommend large dark sunglasses for after

warm greetings to you all because it is a bit chilly out tonight

"There's a reason it's called 'girls gone wild' and not 'women gone wild'. When girls go wild, they show their tits. When women go wild, they kill men and drown their kids in a tub."
Louis C.K.

aw shucks, "bit chilly" used to get filterpwnd

Oh man, I remember back in the day when biatchmas was only 8-bit.

CygnusDarius: I used to celebrate biatchmas, then I took an arrow to the knee.

/Dunno why the phrase has gone viral

It's from Skyrim. An NPC tells you "I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took and arrow to the knee."

Happy Whorelidays!

Ugh, I'm sick of having to correct greeters at all the retails stores. It's not "Happy Holidays." It's "Merry Biatchmas, you sacrilegious coont!"

Lets all gather round the Biatchmas Tree and sing the greatest hits of Milli Vanilli.

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Lets all gather round the Biatchmas Tree and sing the greatest hits of Milli Vanilli.

Girl you know it's Girl you know it's Girl you know it's Girl you know it's Girl you know it's Girl you know it's Girl you know it's Girl you know it's Girl you know it's Girl you know it's Girl you know it's Girl you know it's Girl you know it's Girl you know it's Girl you know it's Girl you know it's Girl you know it's Girl you know it's Girl you know it's Girl you know it's Girl you know it's Girl you know it's Girl you know it's Girl you know it's

NSFW version here. (new window)

Merry Biatchmas everyone!

\would have posted the proper one, but being banned on Biatchmas would be a, well you know

ultraholland: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Lets all gather round the Biatchmas Tree and sing the greatest hits of Milli Vanilli.

Girl you know it's Girl you know it's Girl you know it's Girl you know it's Girl you know it's Girl you know it's Girl you know it's Girl you know it's Girl you know it's Girl you know it's Girl you know it's Girl you know it's Girl you know it's Girl you know it's Girl you know it's Girl you know it's Girl you know it's Girl you know it's Girl you know it's Girl you know it's Girl you know it's Girl you know it's Girl you know it's Girl you know it's

If that shiat don't put you in a biatchy mood, nothing will. Well done ultra...

CygnusDarius: Lt. Cheese Weasel: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 600x390]

Lets all gather round the Biatchmas Tree and sing the greatest hits of Milli Vanilli.

And let us all drink Zima and Singapore slings.

Can I get a Zima Light?

/and that Biatchmas Tree freaked me the hell out.

Mad Tea Party: Oh man, I remember back in the day when biatchmas was only 8-bit.

I remember that thread from last year. Many LOL's were had.

gokc69: CygnusDarius: Lt. Cheese Weasel: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 600x390]

Lets all gather round the Biatchmas Tree and sing the greatest hits of Milli Vanilli.

And let us all drink Zima and Singapore slings.

Can I get a Zima Light?

/and that Biatchmas Tree freaked me the hell out.

You'll drink Zima and like it! Of course, you can biatch about it we'll all biatch about your biatching.Which is nice....

Hairy Dickmas, everyone.

I ain't getting that biatch shiat. She already has my fish!

i prefer the traditional spelling of B'tchmas

2010-12-02 10:26:34 AM


Menjo_Bleeko: nodubs: Doktor Merkwrdiglieben: Uninformed: Theaetetus: BigBooper: Mentat: bluetrain343: Menjo_Bleeko: Aarontology: Parthenogenetic: /♫ On the first day of Biatchmas my true love gave to me: A hint that this week is sex-free. ♫

♫ On the second day of Biatchmas my true love gave to me: Two icy stares, and a hint that this week is sex-free. ♫

♫ On the third day of Biatchmas my true love gave to me: Three cold shoulders, two icy stares and a hint that this week is sex-free. ♫

♫ On the fourth day of Biatchmas my true love gave to me: Four angry comments, three cold shoulders, two icy stares and a hint that this week is sex-free. ♫

♫ On the fifth day of Biatchmas my true love gave to me: Fiiiiiive long eye rolls! Four angry comments, three cold shoulders, two icy stares and a hint that this week is sex-free. ♫

♫On the sixth day of Biatchmas my true love game to me: six annoyed sighs, Fiiiiiive long eye rolls! Four angry comments, three cold shoulders, two icy stares and a hint that this week is sex-free. ♫

♫On the seventh day of Biatchmas my true love game to me: seven calls to mother, six annoyed sighs, Fiiiiiive long eye rolls! Four angry comments, three cold shoulders, two icy stares and a hint that this week is sex-free. ♫

Let's not drag down a potentially awesome meme with pointless pedantry, guys.

♫On the eighth day of Biatchmas my true love gave to me: Eight doors a-slamming, seven calls to mother, six annoyed sighs, Fiiiiiive long eye rolls! Four angry comments, three cold shoulders, two icy stares and a hint that this week is sex-free.

♫On the ninth day of Biatchmas my true love gave to me: Nine shoes a-flying, eight doors a-slamming, seven calls to mother, six annoyed sighs, Fiiiiiive long eye rolls! Four angry comments, three cold shoulders, two icy stares and a hint that this week is sex-free.

♫On the tenth day of Biatchmas my true love gave to me: ten hours o' griping, Nine shoes a-flying, eight doors a-slamming, seven calls to mother, six annoyed sighs, Fiiiiiive long eye rolls! Four angry comments, three cold shoulders, two icy stares and a hint that this week is sex-free.

♫On the eleventh day of Biatchmas my true love gave to me: eleven pointed questions, ten hours o' griping, Nine shoes a-flying, eight doors a-slamming, seven calls to mother, six annoyed sighs, Fiiiiiive long eye rolls! Four angry comments, three cold shoulders, two icy stares and a hint that this week is sex-free. ♫

♫On the twelfth day of Biatchmas my true love gave to me: twelve crying fits, eleven loaded questions, ten hours o' griping, Nine shoes a-flying, eight doors a-slamming, seven calls to mother, six annoyed sighs, Fiiiiiive long eye rolls! Four angry comments, three cold shoulders, two icy stares and a hint that this week is sex-free. ♫

Of course, the classic....

Lt. Cheese Weasel: gokc69: CygnusDarius: Lt. Cheese Weasel: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 600x390]

Lets all gather round the Biatchmas Tree and sing the greatest hits of Milli Vanilli.

And let us all drink Zima and Singapore slings.

Can I get a Zima Light?

/and that Biatchmas Tree freaked me the hell out.

You'll drink Zima and like it! Of course, you can biatch about it we'll all biatch about your biatching.Which is nice....

You biatch about your zima. I will drink my four loko and biatch about blacking out while watching this video repeatedy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVWWre8tn_U

Festivus, for the rest of us ..... isn't here till Dec 23rd, FYI FYI

RIP

runaway06: Lt. Cheese Weasel: gokc69: CygnusDarius: Lt. Cheese Weasel: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 600x390]

Lets all gather round the Biatchmas Tree and sing the greatest hits of Milli Vanilli.

And let us all drink Zima and Singapore slings.

Can I get a Zima Light?

/and that Biatchmas Tree freaked me the hell out.

You'll drink Zima and like it! Of course, you can biatch about it we'll all biatch about your biatching.Which is nice....

You biatch about your zima. I will drink my four loko and biatch about blacking out while watching this video repeatedy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVWWre8tn_U

WTF? You can't make a proper linky? Ima biatch about that, uh huh....

Don't make him tell you what time of year it is again! Merry Biatchmas.

Fitzmas?

She'll shoot your eye out kid!

texdent: I've spent the majority of the day helping to put up Christmas decorations and we're still not done yet. Still have to put the ornaments on the tree.

I spent the day writing a law exam, then have an exam on monday, then tuesday, then Friday. Thats my biatch.

S'taint Bob Rivers offers these Biatchmas classics

The Twelve Pains:

The twelfth thing of Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Singing Christmas carols
Stale TV specials
"Batteries Not Included"
No parking?!?
WAAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAH!
Charities!
Gotta make 'em dinner!
Five months of bills!
I'm not sendin' them this year, that's it!
Shut up, you!
FINE! YOU'RE SO SMART, YOU RIG UP THE LIGHTS!!!
And finding a Christmas tree

For the Biatch in your life:
"Lacey things, the wife is missing.
Didn't ask, for her permission
I'm wearing her clothes,
her silk panty hose.
Walking around in women's underwear.

For everyone else:
We wish you weren't living with us,
We wish you weren't living with us,
We wish you weren't living with us,
We're not happy you're here.

Lt. Cheese Weasel: gokc69: CygnusDarius: Lt. Cheese Weasel: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 600x390]

Lets all gather round the Biatchmas Tree and sing the greatest hits of Milli Vanilli.

And let us all drink Zima and Singapore slings.

Can I get a Zima Light?

/and that Biatchmas Tree freaked me the hell out.

You'll drink Zima and like it! Of course, you can biatch about it we'll all biatch about your biatching.Which is nice....

Excuse me. I ordered a Zima, not emphysema.

Merry B*tchmas to all and to all a shiat night!

runaway06: texdent: I've spent the majority of the day helping to put up Christmas decorations and we're still not done yet. Still have to put the ornaments on the tree.

I spent the day writing a law exam, then have an exam on monday, then tuesday, then Friday. Thats my biatch.

My sincere condolences. It's been 7.5 years since I took one of those. I don't miss them. But the bar exam will bar far worse. Have fun.

alwaysjaded:
Then I made it even worse when I suggested that they all get together, find out what's really bothering them and have a big group unbunching of their panties.

So, Biatchmas orgy at your place?