She must own stock in Alcan 'cuz she must go through a shiat-ton of aluminum foil.

And of course it was the JOOOZ. Will their intolerance ever end? They're almost as bad as the Dutch...

/pretty much doing to them what they did to the Catholics. I love how they called them "bigoted".
//pot calling kettle black.

"Jesuitess"????

Jesuits are male priests. Although granted, many are gay, there are no -esses among them unless somebody is hiding a sex change under the cassock. This guy is crazy.

You can make the news for stating the obvious now?

Tony Alamo is practicing law in Minnesota?

/What no "whore of Babylon" reference.

I am disappoint.

Death cookie!

Damn, simplicimus beat me to it.

Catholics make up 28% of Minnesotans. They come in third. Now if she called them bigoted Lutheran beasts she might be onto something.

Marcus Aurelius: simplicimus: I've been a catholic for a long time and never got a sword.

You need to be an alter boy to get a sword.

I'm sort of Catholic and was going to make that joke. I'm glad someone did.

/it is spelled altAr boy

FTA:
"Yehud-Monosson, which appears to be named after a joint municipality in Israel, ran a handful of gas stations and convenience stores, including a Mobil station at Grand and Smith avenues in St. Paul.

The company is itself a subsidiary of the Dr. R.C. Samanta Roy Institute of Science and Technology Inc., of Shawano, Wis. The institute is named after its spiritual leader, an Indian immigrant who used to be known as R.C. Samanta Roy but now goes by the name Avraham Cohen."

This is what keeps me from trying to write fiction. I could never come up with this kind of stuff.

The 1880's called. They want their Catholic bashing back.

/damn papists

simplicimus: I've been a catholic for a long time and never got a sword.

You have to be a 14th level Catholic to get the sword. It was a nice secret we had until Rebekeh Nett spilled the beans.

Raoul Eaton: FTA:
"Yehud-Monosson, which appears to be named after a joint municipality in Israel, ran a handful of gas stations and convenience stores, including a Mobil station at Grand and Smith avenues in St. Paul.

The company is itself a subsidiary of the Dr. R.C. Samanta Roy Institute of Science and Technology Inc., of Shawano, Wis. The institute is named after its spiritual leader, an Indian immigrant who used to be known as R.C. Samanta Roy but now goes by the name Avraham Cohen."

This is what keeps me from trying to write fiction. I could never come up with this kind of stuff.

Truth is always far stranger than fiction.

BSABSVR: simplicimus: I've been a catholic for a long time and never got a sword.

You have to be a 14th level Catholic to get the sword. It was a nice secret we had until Rebekeh Nett spilled the beans.

Is that like the Catholic version of Sea Org?

Witchyman: Who know who else she hates?

Tim Tebow.

Thanks for making me suddenly LOL in the office, confirming everyone's suspicion that I'm crazy.

/Your fault, Witchy
//All yours

Sounds like a student of Jack Chick.

BAPHOMET DEATH COOKIE

RexTalionis: Egalitarian: "Jesuitess"????

Jesuits are male priests. Although granted, many are gay, there are no -esses among them unless somebody is hiding a sex change under the cassock. This guy is crazy.

Was Pope Joan ever a Jesuit?

FTA: A Jesuitess is a member of an order of nuns established by the Jesuits but suppressed by Pope Urban VIII in 1633.

Didn't he also suppress the Jesuits also? Not Catholic, and not up on my history of the Roman Catholic Church.

P.S., This thread is full of win.

.....so am I the only one that read "bigoted Catholic breasts" and then let my curiosity get the better of me?

RexTalionis: Egalitarian: "Jesuitess"????

Jesuits are male priests. Although granted, many are gay, there are no -esses among them unless somebody is hiding a sex change under the cassock. This guy is crazy.

Was Pope Joan ever a Jesuit?

No, those are Jettsuits, from a different church entirely.

Posting from my phone, so I am being redundantly redundant.

Kahabut: Raoul Eaton: FTA:
"Yehud-Monosson, which appears to be named after a joint municipality in Israel, ran a handful of gas stations and convenience stores, including a Mobil station at Grand and Smith avenues in St. Paul.

The company is itself a subsidiary of the Dr. R.C. Samanta Roy Institute of Science and Technology Inc., of Shawano, Wis. The institute is named after its spiritual leader, an Indian immigrant who used to be known as R.C. Samanta Roy but now goes by the name Avraham Cohen."

This is what keeps me from trying to write fiction. I could never come up with this kind of stuff.

Truth is always far stranger than fiction.

Yes, it's so discouraging.

Its all the Mormon's fault

As a Catholic lawyer, part of me is deeply offended and part of me is laughing my ass off.

Wait... just laughing.

I LOVE that farkers school others on their inadequate insults. If you're going to do something, put some effort in and watch and learn.

You are as a candle, the better burnt out.

-Da Bahd (as my very Chicagoan Shakespeare prof said)

simplicimus: I've been a catholic for a long time and never got a sword.

If they had given me one as a child, I probably would have stayed.

/went Methodist when in grade school.

Crackpot lawyers are actually quite common.....usually not this entertaining however......although I'll wager her clients aren't laughing.

We really need tort reform in this country.

It's all dry boring points and authorities until the wacky cults and pro pers show up. Surely judges need some laughs too?

/ha ha, that's funny!
/contempt funny!
/vexatious litigant funny!
/sanctions funny!
/Orly?

simplicimus: I've been a catholic for a long time and never got a sword.

Me neither. All I got was the annual ash on the forehead and palm leaf. Though, I would always weave the palm leaf into a hat or a cross. Still, not as cool as a sword.

Hastings MN has its share of ultra-conservative Protestant nutjobs. This lawyer is just playing to the local base.

Oreamnos: Hastings MN has its share of ultra-conservative Protestant nutjobs. This lawyer is just playing to the local base.

Playing to the local base doesn't get you far in bankruptcy court.

Marine1: simplicimus: I've been a catholic for a long time and never got a sword.

If they had given me one as a child, I probably would have stayed.

/went Methodist when in grade school.

see you picked the wrongs saint name during confirmation (anyone rember that rutger hauer classic and question their CCD teacher about it).

St. Martin always has a drawn sword, so according to church law (catholic church law) if that is your confirmation name you can wear a sword.

/assuming this is true since I never went back cause my parents never made me ater that incident.

I've been married to a Catholic for 17 years & not once has she drawn a sword on me.

Although seeing as how she's Sloveinan-Croatian, I'm not gonna press my luck.