Good thing we didn't link directly to the article.

Best response since McAuliffe at Bastogne.

Cyberluddite: Is there any further proof necessary that Huntsman is, by far, the best choice among the Republican candidates? Which, of course, is why he's polling only slightly above a kick in the nuts among Republican voters.

Eh, he has a lot of really, really dumb positions. I'd prefer Johnson over Huntsman. But either way, they're the kind of opponents you want and that are good for the country: they're honestly working for their constituency, even if their ideas are a bit farked up. I can see Huntsman changing his mind on something like Net Neutrality if someone sat down and explained it to him. I can't see any of the frontrunners of being capable of that (well, other than Romney, but that's for a different reason entirely).

/LOL
//hot

I kinda like this Huntsman guy... Too bad the GOP will never give him the nod.

Huntsman: the only GOP candidate with a clue.

Not that this is a very high bar, but still....

GleeUnit: This could be the lulziest thing that happens in the whole campaign cycle.

Is that even possible at this point? I mean, how can it be funnier than the "oops" moment, or watching people flock to Newt because of Cain's sex scandals?

Huntsman? Is that some broad Cain banged?

Dusk-You-n-Me: Having declined an invite the Donald Trump-moderated GOP debate, Jon Huntsman will instead face off one-on-one with Newt Gingrich at a Lincoln-Douglass style debate. (new window)

Good for him. Debating a frontrunner one-on-one (as nauseating as the concept of Newt as a frontrunner might be) can only raise Huntsman's status.

MrEricSir: GleeUnit: This could be the lulziest thing that happens in the whole campaign cycle.

Is that even possible at this point? I mean, how can it be funnier than the "oops" moment, or watching people flock to Newt because of Cain's sex scandals?

Does Obama's smack down on Trump count? If so that's still the zenith of pointlessly amazing showmanship in politics this season.

Huntsman would be Obama's greatest threat to the Presidency, which is why our Chessmaster President picked him to serve as our Ambassador to China, and the dumb@$$ GOP did not get keen on him. I would consider voting for the dude.

In the end, the GOP proved our President right. Obama 2012.

Would have been better without the sentence following it.

Or for a historical throw back:

NUTS!

Cyberluddite: Is there any further proof necessary that Huntsman is, by far, the best choice among the Republican candidates? Which, of course, is why he's polling only slightly above a kick in the nuts among Republican voters.

I think I would rather have Buddy Roemer or Gary Johnson in the White House over Huntsman, but I think he would be a very reasonable choice for president. That said, I wish he would not have raised his hand at the one debate when they asked if anyone would take a 10:1 spending versus taxes deal to cut the deficit. That and his unabashed support of the Ryan budget were his only two faux pas in my mind.

PonceAlyosha: MrEricSir: GleeUnit: This could be the lulziest thing that happens in the whole campaign cycle.

Is that even possible at this point? I mean, how can it be funnier than the "oops" moment, or watching people flock to Newt because of Cain's sex scandals?

Does Obama's smack down on Trump count? If so that's still the zenith of pointlessly amazing showmanship in politics this season.

We don't count the scores from the preseason exhibition matches.

Another debate? After all the debates there have been up until now, if the voters haven't decided who they will vote for come primary day then how can more debates help?

Not that any of them will defeat Obama anyways.

MrEricSir: GleeUnit: This could be the lulziest thing that happens in the whole campaign cycle.

Is that even possible at this point? I mean, how can it be funnier than the "oops" moment, or watching people flock to Newt because of Cain's sex scandals?

Do you remember the Court-TV-style comedy sketch from many years ago making fun of Mike Tyson's trial, where the defense introduced a new piece of evidence in the form of Mike Tyson unzipping and pulling out little mikey (censored obviously) to attempt to explain what happened, and everyone was agog, and the prosecutor kept trying to explain, "It's not the size that matters! It's what you do with it!" to stop the shocked reaction? I can't remember if it was on In Living Color or Saturday Night Live, or possibly some other show.

I expect this debate to go something like that, or to look like one of the many scenes from Mike Judge's Idiocracy where the government officials are doing official stuff.

Sleeping Monkey: They should all come out on stage dressed like this

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You lost some weight. Good for you!

abustedwatch: Huntsman would be Obama's greatest threat to the Presidency, which is why our Chessmaster President picked him to serve as our Ambassador to China, and the dumb@$$ GOP did not get keen on him. I would consider voting for the dude.

In the end, the GOP proved our President right. Obama 2012.

"our president"?

Really?

You're either employed by the DNC, or...

A "debate" on NewsMax? Oh dear lord. I have a feeling it will look something like this:

Warriors of Goja (new window)

GleeUnit: How is this the first I'm hearing about this debate? This could be the lulziest thing that happens in the whole campaign cycle. We should start coming up with the rules for the drinking game, like, now.

#1: Trump arrives by helicopter on live TV (shot)

#2: Somebody accuses Herman Cain of inappropriate sexual advances

Cyberluddite: Is there any further proof necessary that Huntsman is, by far, the best choice among the Republican candidates? Which, of course, is why he's polling only slightly above a kick in the nuts among Republican voters.

If their candidate wins, they have to give up their victim role, and they've grown to like it.

PonceAlyosha: Does Obama's smack down on Trump count? If so that's still the zenith of pointlessly amazing showmanship in politics this season.

Infarkingdeed!

Huntsman is consistently the tallest midget. But that is an amazing and perfect response.

Aqua Buddha: abustedwatch: Huntsman would be Obama's greatest threat to the Presidency, which is why our Chessmaster President picked him to serve as our Ambassador to China, and the dumb@$$ GOP did not get keen on him. I would consider voting for the dude.

In the end, the GOP proved our President right. Obama 2012.

"our president"?

Really?

You're either employed by the DNC, or...

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So, your not an American Citizen? Good to know...

/Deport his Ass!

RexTalionis: Cyberluddite: Is there any further proof necessary that Huntsman is, by far, the best choice among the Republican candidates? Which, of course, is why he's polling only slightly above a kick in the nuts among Republican voters.

He's also the only Republican candidate who completely endorses the Ryan Plan 100%.

He's consistently had solid conservative credentials. The fact that he's not leading 97% to 3% in the polls is just further evidence that the Republican base is completely farking retarded.

A Dark Evil Omen: Huntsman is consistently the tallest midget. But that is an amazing and perfect response.

He's the tallest building in Wichita! No, wait, that's Newt.

/Never mind...

GleeUnit: How is this the first I'm hearing about this debate? This could be the lulziest thing that happens in the whole campaign cycle. We should start coming up with the rules for the drinking game, like, now.

#1: Trump arrives by helicopter on live TV (shot)

Too low key.

He ejects from a fighter jet and parachutes to his podium accompanied by "Rock You Like A Hurricane."

Diogenes: Dusk-You-n-Me: Having declined an invite the Donald Trump-moderated GOP debate, Jon Huntsman will instead face off one-on-one with Newt Gingrich at a Lincoln-Douglass style debate. (new window)

Wow. Go Huntsman.

Holy hell. Ill watch that. Huntsman is my guy for the GOP nomination.

Newt is the only other candidate that actually knows a thing or two about the issues. The rest contort logic and employ incendiary rhetoric to incite the teahadists. Newt is wrong on issues, but at least his positions are thought out intellectually. Rather than the herpty-derp spewed by the rest of the GOP crowd.

Should only raise huntsman's stock.

Ken at Popehat: I love that you're all staying in character with more determination than Andy Kaufman.

Andy Kaufman hasn't broken character in 27 years.

RexTalionis
He's also the only Republican candidate who completely endorses the Ryan Plan 100%.

As in Paul Ryan's budget proposal? Just when I had a little bit of hope that there was maybe a GOP candidate who's not a complete farktard, Huntsman went and did that? Goddamnitsomuch. Even many conservative economists know it's idiotic. Yes, the Ryan plan: accelerate the already exploding gap between the richest Americans and everyone else while farking over everyone else for good measure. Win!

Congratulations America. You have officially turned your political system into a sh*tty reality show.

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