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Dancin_In_Anson [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 03:01:31 PM
Actually those are pretty damn good.
 
Friskya [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 03:08:17 PM
I guess I'm just not easily offended.
 
Bagelox-99
2011-12-02 03:14:33 PM
Pilot's Beer. Even if the runway isn't lit up, you will be.
 
Bagelox-99
2011-12-02 03:15:15 PM
Gack.
farm5.staticflickr.com
 
martissimo [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 03:29:29 PM
Somehow I knew Polygamy Porter would be there, damm good beer too.

/don't buy it in Utah though, they water it down there
 
TheDumbBlonde [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 03:33:15 PM
I don't like beer.
 
Nabb1 [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 03:43:13 PM
TheDumbBlonde: I don't like beer.

i2.photobucket.com

Can I have yours, then?
 
TheDumbBlonde [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 03:46:25 PM
Nabb1: TheDumbBlonde: I don't like beer.

[i2.photobucket.com image 240x232]

Can I have yours, then?

The only time I'd have a beer to give you would be the occasionally Red Stripe. Red Stripes go well with grouper sandwichs and sandy sunburns & beach bars.
 
Nabb1 [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 03:49:47 PM
TheDumbBlonde: Nabb1: TheDumbBlonde: I don't like beer.

[i2.photobucket.com image 240x232]

Can I have yours, then?

The only time I'd have a beer to give you would be the occasionally Red Stripe. Red Stripes go well with grouper sandwichs and sandy sunburns & beach bars.

Red Stripe? Uh... Do you have any bourbon?
 
TheDumbBlonde [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 03:58:22 PM
Nabb1: TheDumbBlonde: Nabb1: TheDumbBlonde: I don't like beer.

[i2.photobucket.com image 240x232]

Can I have yours, then?

The only time I'd have a beer to give you would be the occasionally Red Stripe. Red Stripes go well with grouper sandwichs and sandy sunburns & beach bars.

Red Stripe? Uh... Do you have any bourbon?

I have bourbon in ny house, but I can't stand the smell and you would never be allowed through my front door. The last time I actually drank bourbon was at the Florida-Auburn game in 19XX where my date spilled a giant bourbon & coke down the back of a Bull Gator and later threw up on my shoes. He went on to become a partner in a very successful and lucrative Florida law firm. Natch.
 
Nabb1 [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 04:07:02 PM
TheDumbBlonde: Nabb1: TheDumbBlonde: Nabb1: TheDumbBlonde: I don't like beer.

[i2.photobucket.com image 240x232]

Can I have yours, then?

The only time I'd have a beer to give you would be the occasionally Red Stripe. Red Stripes go well with grouper sandwichs and sandy sunburns & beach bars.

Red Stripe? Uh... Do you have any bourbon?

I have bourbon in ny house, but I can't stand the smell and you would never be allowed through my front door. The last time I actually drank bourbon was at the Florida-Auburn game in 19XX where my date spilled a giant bourbon & coke down the back of a Bull Gator and later threw up on my shoes. He went on to become a partner in a very successful and lucrative Florida law firm. Natch.

Oh, FFS, okay, what is there to drink at your house?
 
TheDumbBlonde [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 04:18:16 PM
What is there to drink at my house? Let's see:

1-American cheap-ass beer
2-Some cheap ass and some decent American wine
3-Scotch
4-More scotch
5-Chick liquors
6-Rum
7-Tequila (for show)
8-LOTS of vodka
9-Port? wtf? Why do I have port?
10-Leftover gin from some party.
11-Bourbon-meh
12-Cooking sherry for the occasional homeless person who drops in or for my cousin Brad
 
beer.run [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 04:28:20 PM
No Dogfish Head Golden Shower Imperial Pilsner?
 
TheDumbBlonde [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 04:31:22 PM
beer.run: No Dogfish Head Golden Shower Imperial Pilsner?

Look Dude: What you do with your beer is your business, mkay?
 
Dancin_In_Anson [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 04:45:09 PM
TheDumbBlonde: my date spilled a giant bourbon & coke down the back of a Bull Gator and later threw up on my shoes. He went on to become a partner in a very successful and lucrative Florida law firm. Natch.

You and Nabb1 dated?!
 
TheDumbBlonde [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 04:49:23 PM
Dancin_In_Anson: TheDumbBlonde: my date spilled a giant bourbon & coke down the back of a Bull Gator and later threw up on my shoes. He went on to become a partner in a very successful and lucrative Florida law firm. Natch.

You and Nabb1 dated?!

Insert sterotypical Southern law student for Nabb.
 
Nabb1 [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 04:57:02 PM
Dancin_In_Anson: TheDumbBlonde: my date spilled a giant bourbon & coke down the back of a Bull Gator and later threw up on my shoes. He went on to become a partner in a very successful and lucrative Florida law firm. Natch.

You and Nabb1 dated?!

No, she said, "successful," "lucrative," and "Florida."
 
farkingismybusiness
2011-12-02 05:01:07 PM
www.ratebeer.com
 
Dancin_In_Anson [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 05:07:47 PM
Nabb1: No, she said, "successful," "lucrative," and "Florida."

Good point.
 
antidisestablishmentarianism [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 06:01:32 PM
The guy sitting in the cube next to me has teh Polygamy Porter 6 pack box (empty) on his shelf. Except for Raging biatch and Stranger, I haven't heard of the others.
 
croesius
2011-12-02 06:10:18 PM
farkingismybusiness: [www.ratebeer.com image 240x809]

They asked for offensive BEER labels.

Still can't believe I've had quite a few Strangers, but never realized what the label fully entailed.
 
Duke Phillips' Singing Bears
2011-12-02 07:04:27 PM
croesius: Still can't believe I've had quite a few Strangers,

It's all fun and games until you sit on it too long and get gangrene.
 
moops
2011-12-02 07:04:41 PM
farkingismybusiness: www.ratebeer.com

www.nypress.com
 
Kraftwerk Orange
2011-12-02 07:05:06 PM
beeradvocate.com

Put your mouth on a Ramsbottom.
 
Fissile
2011-12-02 07:11:06 PM
Every time I check out a ten worst list, Hitler is in there somewhere.
 
ultraholland
2011-12-02 07:13:17 PM
even the beer's been Godwinned
 
ChuDogg
2011-12-02 07:14:19 PM
Man.. total farkers are weird.
 
puddleonfire
2011-12-02 07:18:19 PM
They forgot this one, but it's MERLIN now.
For those who don't know, it's a device for jacking off horses and collecting semen.
.
aleheads.files.wordpress.com
 
Guidette Frankentits
2011-12-02 07:20:19 PM
www.fairfaxunderground.com
 
swahnhennessy
2011-12-02 07:20:23 PM
puddleonfire: For those who don't know, it's a device for jacking off horses and collecting semen.

No.
 
Solid State Vittles
2011-12-02 07:22:09 PM
swahnhennessy: puddleonfire: For those who don't know, it's a device for jacking off horses and collecting semen.

No.

What he said. I mean, your definition is way way off.
 
Guidette Frankentits
2011-12-02 07:22:11 PM
swahnhennessy: puddleonfire: For those who don't know, it's a device for jacking off horses and collecting semen.

Noneigh.


ftfy
 
emonk
2011-12-02 07:26:35 PM
No (pre-censorship) Bad Frog?
 
alwaysjaded [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 07:27:22 PM
farkingismybusiness: [www.ratebeer.com image 240x809]

Came in here to post that, leaving satisfied.
 
Guidette Frankentits
2011-12-02 07:28:37 PM
Solid State Vittles: What he said. I mean, your definition is way way off.

Pierre MacGuire uses the Velvet Malkin to high-stick Crosby's 5 hole.
 
eaglepuss
2011-12-02 07:29:26 PM
Nabb1: TheDumbBlonde: I don't like beer.

[i2.photobucket.com image 240x232]

Can I have yours, then?

Awesome gif!
 
Civil Discourse
2011-12-02 07:29:30 PM
puddleonfire: They forgot this one, but it's MERLIN now.
For those who don't know, it's a device for jacking off horses and collecting semen.
.
[aleheads.files.wordpress.com image 236x227]

No, this is a merkin.
 
Civil Discourse
2011-12-02 07:30:06 PM
Civil Discourse: puddleonfire: They forgot this one, but it's MERLIN now.
For those who don't know, it's a device for jacking off horses and collecting semen.
.
[aleheads.files.wordpress.com image 236x227]

No, this is a merkin.

NSFW!
 
Lt. Col. Angus
2011-12-02 07:30:50 PM
List fails spectacularly without Coney Island Albino Python.

I'll post a picture later (I'm on my mobile.)
 
Triumph [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 07:31:27 PM
Do you know who else hanged out in beer halls?
 
Solid State Vittles
2011-12-02 07:32:55 PM
Lt. Col. Angus: List fails spectacularly without Coney Island Albino Python.

I'll post a picture later (I'm on my mobile.)

Spectacular GIS! Wow!
 
Evil Kirk vs Bad Ash
2011-12-02 07:33:13 PM
farkingismybusiness: [www.ratebeer.com image 240x809]

sex in a canoe
 
plushpuppy
2011-12-02 07:39:24 PM
Lt. Col. Angus: Coney Island Albino Python.

http://www.shmaltzbrewing.com/CONEY/ap.html (new window)

probably nsfw maybe
 
fusillade762
2011-12-02 07:40:02 PM
farkingismybusiness: [www.ratebeer.com image 240x809]

That was my thought exactly. Well, either that or Bud Light.
 
KrispyKritter
2011-12-02 07:52:48 PM
puddleonfire: They forgot this one, but it's MERLIN now.
For those who don't know, it's a device for jacking off horses and collecting semen.
.
[aleheads.files.wordpress.com image 236x227]

http://www.equine-reproduction.com/articles/avs.htm

MERLIN - Merlin (sometimes known as Merlin, the Electronic Wizard) was a handheld electronic game first made by Parker Brothers in 1978. Merlin is notable as one of the earliest and most popular handheld games, selling over 5 million units during its initial run, as well as one of the most long-lived, remaining popular throughout the 1980s. (wikipedia) -

MERKIN - pubic wig.
 
TravisBickle62
2011-12-02 08:00:54 PM
It's good for marketing purposes. I'm order up a bunch of labels that read

"Lick A Dead Dog's Ass
Paleo Barley Mead"

Then I'm going to buy a bunch of Bud long necks, and I'm going to paste my labels over the Bud labels, and I'm going to sell the bottles for $3.00 each.
 
MrEricSir
2011-12-02 08:01:35 PM
I've got a Polygamy Porter bottle in my kitchen. Picked it up the one time I went to Utah (tip: never, ever go to Utah.)
 
dchurch0
2011-12-02 08:01:47 PM
I've recently gotten into homebrewing. I've taken to calling my beer brand "Burning Church", which seems to offend some the older folks in my office. They still drink the beer I give them, but they complain about the name.
 
MrEricSir
2011-12-02 08:02:18 PM
And by the way, I bad mouth Utah not because of the people there -- they're actually quite nice. Thing is, I wasn't because I was SOBER.
 
Omahawg
2011-12-02 08:08:08 PM
oh, subby, have a heart. here's the real 10 most offensive

1-budweiser
2-bud light
3-corona
4-coors
5-miller genuine draft
6-natural ice
7-coors light
8-zima
9-mike's hardly whatever
10-colt .45 (because I did not get it EVERY time)
 
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