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(Bleacher Report) Interesting 10 changes that might benefit WWE superstar Daniel Bryan. Conspicuously missing from the list is the return of "The Final Countdown" as his entrance theme   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 58
More: Interesting, Daniel Bryan, wwe superstar, WWE, Cody Rhodes, International Whaling Commission, Money in the Bank  
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Kid Mojo
2011-12-02 08:03:40 PM
As a wrestling fan, I say don't green stupid shiat like this.
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 08:07:14 PM
What the article writer may look like

i281.photobucket.com
 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 08:18:27 PM
 
rubertidom
2011-12-02 08:31:22 PM
Who the fark is Daniel Bryan?

/casual wrestling fan
//never heard of him
 
hundreddollarman [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 08:34:38 PM
10) Not green-lighting farking Bleacher Report slideshows.

also...

"... from the Harley Races, to the Barry Windhams ... to the Ric Flairs..."

"Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"

i70.photobucket.com
 
V2487
2011-12-02 08:55:22 PM
Maybe he should go back to Chikara and have more 6-star matches with Tim Donst

/Look it up
 
Mike_LowELL [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 09:02:24 PM
I think he should change his wrestling style. Too many big guys using the power game. They can power right out of those submission holds. Perhaps he should try the power game. The weakness of the power game is that if someone attacks your arms, legs, back, thigh, knee, elbow, or neck, you take away the power game of Batista. Submissions do not work in a real fight. Only the guys in the UFC tap out to armbars. You never see WWE wrestlers tap out to armbars. That is because the UFC is fake, a bunch of circus animals. In the WWE, bodies have been broken, careers ended in an instant. This is because the power game is so effective, especially when it is used by Batista. Good luck to Daniel Bryan in adopting and mastering the power game.
 
oMaJoJ
2011-12-02 09:20:12 PM
Holy crap, WWE still has submission wrestlers?
 
PlymouthMeetingMall
2011-12-02 09:49:23 PM
I'd love to see Daniel Bryan in mma if he ever gets released from wwe. Like how bobby lashley used to beat up hasbeens before he got his ass kicked by some other hasbeen.
 
PlymouthMeetingMall
2011-12-02 09:51:01 PM
Heel Daniel Bryan led by Michael Cole would be awesome. But not before the eventual Cole shoving a McRib down Bryans throat feud.

/LongTermBooking
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 09:55:32 PM
oMaJoJ: Holy crap, WWE still has submission wrestlers?

Well, they don't like it, but those damn fans seem to want to see the guy. So, Vince has to listen, and make Bryan look like a complete fool and weakling because Vince didn't plan for this to happen and shove Bryan down our throats.
 
Captain Steroid [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 10:10:27 PM
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Jim from Saint Paul
2011-12-02 10:44:50 PM
Wow. We're getting green for casual wrestling talk?

If Tebowmania wasn't running wild people would be more upset about this.
 
Jim from Saint Paul
2011-12-02 10:50:28 PM
PlymouthMeetingMall: Heel Daniel Bryan led by Michael Cole would be awesome. But not before the eventual Cole shoving a McRib down Bryans throat feud.

/LongTermBooking

Because Michael Cole should be over. So it is written by Vince, so shall it be done.
 
I'm No Saint
2011-12-02 10:59:42 PM
So, the author of the article wants him to be the next Chris Benoit? Well....minus all the murder.
 
Jim from Saint Paul
2011-12-02 11:09:51 PM
I'm No Saint: So, the author of the article wants him to be the next Chris Benoit? Well....minus all the murder.

Well, let's not count anything out at this point if it gets him over.
 
Handsome B. Wonderful
2011-12-02 11:37:41 PM
I'm No Saint: So, the author of the article wants him to be the next Chris Benoit? Well....minus all the murder.

How about just minus some of the murder?
 
TheManofPA
2011-12-03 12:30:08 AM
Mike_LowELL: I think he should change his wrestling style. Too many big guys using the power game. They can power right out of those submission holds. Perhaps he should try the power game. The weakness of the power game is that if someone attacks your arms, legs, back, thigh, knee, elbow, or neck, you take away the power game of Batista. Submissions do not work in a real fight. Only the guys in the UFC tap out to armbars. You never see WWE wrestlers tap out to armbars. That is because the UFC is fake, a bunch of circus animals. In the WWE, bodies have been broken, careers ended in an instant. This is because the power game is so effective, especially when it is used by Batista. Good luck to Daniel Bryan in adopting and mastering the power game.

Posts like these make me glad the NBA lockout has ended. I'm ready for amazing.

Also, Ziggles is saying good things:

"A lot of people enjoyed the match, and my family and friends liked it. Honestly, since last Monday, I haven't been able to sleep that well, because I really wanted that match to be one of the best ever, and it wasn't. So I have something to build toward, and hopefully we'll get to do it on a big stage, and if we do, I know we will tear the house down. I know it."
 
heavymetal [TotalFark]
2011-12-03 01:29:44 AM
Meh, I'm ready for the return of "Mulkey Mania"! (new window)
 
LucklessWonder
2011-12-03 02:39:19 AM
Why was this crap green lit? I mean, I'm an fWc guy, a total mark for Daniel Bryan, and even I don't give two shiats what some guy on Bleacher Report thinks needs to happen with the American Dragon

/And I'm lame enough to be fantasy booking from now through to the Royal Rumble. Every RAW, every Smackdown
 
Sleazy Rider
2011-12-03 04:23:25 AM
Armbar!
 
KellyKellyKelly
2011-12-03 09:19:31 AM
Handsome B. Wonderful: I'm No Saint: So, the author of the article wants him to be the next Chris Benoit? Well....minus all the murder.

How about just minus some of the murder?

Have Michael Cole sub in for Daniel Benoit, and I'd be cool with it.
 
rjakobi
2011-12-03 10:16:00 AM
Your blog sucks, Bleacher Report.
 
PlymouthMeetingMall
2011-12-03 03:30:18 PM
"BUT HE'S A NERD!!"
 
NotEric
2011-12-03 05:58:11 PM
LucklessWonder: Why was this crap green lit? I mean, I'm an fWc guy, a total mark for Daniel Bryan, and even I don't give two shiats what some guy on Bleacher Report thinks needs to happen with the American Dragon

/And I'm lame enough to be fantasy booking from now through to the Royal Rumble. Every RAW, every Smackdown

But he's still right that he could use a non-submission finisher.

And a dragon suplex isn't a horrible suggestion since no one else in the WWE is using it.

Anything is better than the Rough Ryder.
 
Pizilla
2011-12-03 06:02:25 PM
LucklessWonder: Why was this crap green lit? I mean, I'm an fWc guy, a total mark for Daniel Bryan, and even I don't give two shiats what some guy on Bleacher Report thinks needs to happen with the American Dragon

/And I'm lame enough to be fantasy booking from now through to the Royal Rumble. Every RAW, every Smackdown

Maybe this was greenlit to keep the wrasslin' conversation going since the smackdown thread is closed.

Waiting for your post-attitude era WWE champ list....

Gonna be a lot of Cena and HHH lol
 
maxpower007
2011-12-03 06:13:11 PM
Haven't watched wrestling since I went to WM in Detroit. Has it gotten any better? Thinking about going to the Raw/Smackdown supershow in Chicago on the 26th...
 
LucklessWonder
2011-12-04 02:00:28 AM
Pizilla: LucklessWonder: Why was this crap green lit? I mean, I'm an fWc guy, a total mark for Daniel Bryan, and even I don't give two shiats what some guy on Bleacher Report thinks needs to happen with the American Dragon

/And I'm lame enough to be fantasy booking from now through to the Royal Rumble. Every RAW, every Smackdown

Maybe this was greenlit to keep the wrasslin' conversation going since the smackdown thread is closed.

Waiting for your post-attitude era WWE champ list....

Gonna be a lot of Cena and HHH lol

You got that right. However, our 38th champion is a Texas rattlesnamke
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'Stone Cold' Steve Austin held the belt from 3/29/1998 - 6/28/1998
 
LucklessWonder
2011-12-04 01:08:36 PM
Champion #39 is big, red, monstrous and not yet in a relationship with SHOOOWWWW
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Kane was champion from 6/28/1998 - 6/29/1998
 
KellyKellyKelly
2011-12-04 06:40:45 PM
maxpower007: Haven't watched wrestling since I went to WM in Detroit. Has it gotten any better? Thinking about going to the Raw/Smackdown supershow in Chicago on the 26th...

It varies... a LOT. There was such promise with the Summer of Punk, but the ball was very quickly dropped.
 
LucklessWonder
2011-12-04 09:45:12 PM
Champion #40 is a real sumbiatch
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Steve Austin held the belt from 6/29/1998 - 9/27/1998 when it was vacated due to McMahon shenanigans.
 
LucklessWonder
2011-12-04 09:46:55 PM
Champion #41 thinks you should know your role
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The Rock was champion from 11/15/1998 - 12/29/1998
 
LucklessWonder
2011-12-04 09:48:37 PM
Champion #42 put your butts in seats
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Mankind was champion from 12/29/1998 - 1/24/1999
 
LucklessWonder
2011-12-04 09:50:16 PM
Champion #43 did layeth the smack down
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The Rock was champion from 1/24/1999 - 1/26/1999
 
LucklessWonder
2011-12-04 09:52:16 PM
Champion #44 is a future hardcore legend
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Mankind had a run with the strap from 1/26/1999 - 2/15/1999
 
LucklessWonder
2011-12-04 09:53:45 PM
Can you smell what champ #45 is cooking?
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The Rock was champion from 2/15/1999 - 3/28/1999
 
LucklessWonder
2011-12-04 09:55:57 PM
Champion #46 flips you the double bird
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Steve Austin was champion from 3/28/1999 - 5/23/1999
 
LucklessWonder
2011-12-04 09:58:09 PM
Champion #47 is a brother of destruction.

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The Undertaker was champion from 5/23/1999 - 6/28/1999
 
LucklessWonder
2011-12-04 09:59:46 PM
Champion #48 is feeling the 3:16
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Steve Austin was champion from 6/28/1999 - 8/22/1999
 
LucklessWonder
2011-12-04 10:01:09 PM
Champion #49 is a latter-day maestro of the cheap pop
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Mankind was champion from 8/22/1999 - 8/23/1999
 
LucklessWonder
2011-12-04 10:02:26 PM
Champion #50 would never use backstage influence to his advantage
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Triple H was champion from 8/23/1999 - 9/14/1999
 
LucklessWonder
2011-12-04 10:03:38 PM
Champion #51, as well as being the oldest champ, runs the whole damn company
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Vince McMahon was champion from 9/14/1999 - 9/20/1999
 
LucklessWonder
2011-12-04 10:05:25 PM
Champion #52 doesn't understand the appeal of a good curtain call
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Triple H held the title from 9/26/1999 - 11/14/1999
 
LucklessWonder
2011-12-04 10:06:54 PM
Champion #53 held the belt as the 20th century ended
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The Big Show held the belt from 11/14/1999 - 1/3/2000
 
LucklessWonder
2011-12-04 10:08:41 PM
Champion #54 was deeply enamored of both Chyna & Katie Vick. What does that say about his current spouse?
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Triple H was champion from 1/3/2000 - 4/30/2000
 
LucklessWonder
2011-12-04 10:10:00 PM
IT DOESN'T MATTER what you think of champion fifty-five:
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The Rock had the belt from 4/30/2000 - 5/21/2000
 
LucklessWonder
2011-12-04 10:11:41 PM
Champion #56 is the game
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Triple H held the title from 5/21/2000 - 6/25/2000
 
LucklessWonder
2011-12-04 10:13:10 PM
Champion #57 was known to indulge in eating pie
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The Rock was champion from 6/25/2000 - 10/22/2000
 
LucklessWonder
2011-12-04 10:14:34 PM
Champion #58 can do anything with a broken freakin' neck
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Kurt Angle was champion from 10/22/2000 - 2/25/2001
 
LucklessWonder
2011-12-04 10:16:20 PM
Champion #59 was embarking on a then-record 6th reign at the top
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The Rock was champion from 2/25/2001 - 4/21/2001
 
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