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(Starpulse) Obvious Scarlett Johansson reportedly pissed at Blake Lively for dating Ryan Reynolds. Maybe they could mud wrestle and figure this whole thing out   (starpulse.com) divider line 68
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2011-12-02 02:34:48 PM
Scarlett should pretend to be Blake's friend and, wait until Christmas, and give her a brand new camera phone. Then we'll just see how 2012 goes.
 
2011-12-02 02:45:12 PM
She's probably more annoyed that Blake's stolen nudes look better than hers.
 
2011-12-02 02:57:47 PM
img689.imageshack.us
 
2011-12-02 02:58:35 PM
I thought he was dating Sandra Bullock. Damn, that dude gets around.
 
2011-12-02 03:10:19 PM
Scarlett should start farking Leo DeCaprio in retaliation.

Ariel should be raped by Father Corey.
 
2011-12-02 03:23:38 PM
Isn't she going out with Sean Penn or some self important ass like that?
 
2011-12-02 03:31:26 PM
Nabb1: I thought he was dating Sandra Bullock. Damn, that dude gets around.

That man probably has some seriously valuable Hollywood nudes on his phone.
 
2011-12-02 03:46:51 PM
TheDumbBlonde: Nabb1: I thought he was dating Sandra Bullock. Damn, that dude gets around.

That man probably has some seriously valuable Hollywood nudes on his phone.



Probably sort of an eclectic selection since he's dated Traylor Howard, Kristen Johnston, and Alanis Morissette among others.
 
2011-12-02 03:52:22 PM
Clamsmash it out.
 
2011-12-02 04:12:08 PM
Nabb1: I thought he was dating Sandra Bullock. Damn, that dude gets around.

Wouldn't you?
 
2011-12-02 05:21:55 PM
Consider for a moment, that Ryan Reynolds is now a made man as far as any woman in Hollywood (or anywhere else, really ) is concerned. Scarlett Johansson is regretting breaking up with him. Think what a boost to his rep that is. One of the most beautiful and successful actresses in Hollywood, a woman who can pretty much have any man she wants, is now angry because she can't have Ryan Reynolds. Reputation gold, right there.

Frankly, after this I would not be surprised to see him enter that elite category of Hollywood ladie's men currently occupied by Justin Timberlake, George Clooney, and Leonardo DiCaprio.
 
2011-12-02 05:22:47 PM
Link (new window)

Yup
 
2011-12-02 05:31:05 PM
Quasar: She's probably more annoyed that Blake's stolen nudes look better than hers.

This. At least Blake showed everything. Probably also why Blake didn't own up to it and Scarlett did.
 
2011-12-02 05:43:19 PM
Blake is hotter and a better redhead.
 
2011-12-02 05:50:15 PM
Sybarite: Probably sort of an eclectic selection since he's dated Traylor Howard, Kristen Johnston, and Alanis Morissette among others.

Ooooooh, I had no idea he'd been with Traylor Howard.
img.photobucket.com
good job, Ryan, good job.
 
2011-12-02 05:58:48 PM
Quasar: She's probably more annoyed that Blake's stolen nudes look better than hers.

Could you post some links? I think I need to do some exhaustive research before I come to a conclusion.
 
2011-12-02 06:12:04 PM
TheDumbBlonde: Nabb1: I thought he was dating Sandra Bullock. Damn, that dude gets around.

That man probably has some seriously valuable Hollywood nudes on his phone.


You're probably right. maybe the hackers have been going about this all wrong. maybe they should hack Clooney, DiCaprio, Timberlake, and Reynold's phones instead. All of Hollywood's "birds" with just four stones (or however you want to phrase it).
 
2011-12-02 06:30:12 PM
Blake Lively was soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo farking sexy in 'The Town'. White trash crack whore is my favorite look on a woman.
 
2011-12-02 06:30:15 PM
This Blake fella sounds like trouble..
 
2011-12-02 06:36:44 PM
Rev. Skarekroe: Isn't she going out with Sean Penn or some self important ass like that?

Sean Penn is one ugly son of a biatch. just had to say that.
 
2011-12-02 06:42:04 PM
lostinspace1978: This Blake fella sounds like trouble..

It might take a few years, but the Federation will eventually take him down.
 
2011-12-02 06:46:32 PM
ThisNameSux: Blake Lively was soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo farking sexy in 'The Town'. White trash crack whore is my favorite look on a woman.

I'm sorry,but Johansson in her Black Widow outfit trumps that. Not that I'd kick either of them out of bed,mind you.
 
2011-12-02 06:50:21 PM
WHOA WHOA WHOA!!! HOLD THE FARK UP!!


Blake Lively had nude pics released? WTF!!!! Where was the memo on this!!!
 
2011-12-02 07:03:15 PM
Cosmoboy: Sybarite: Probably sort of an eclectic selection since he's dated Traylor Howard, Kristen Johnston, and Alanis Morissette among others.

Ooooooh, I had no idea he'd been with Traylor Howard.
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good job, Ryan, good job.


I assume that was during the 2 Guys, A Girl and a Pizza Place years. Man, I loved that show.
 
2011-12-02 07:11:12 PM
This whole Hollywood thing clearly isn't working out for Ryan Reynolds at all. He really should just come home to Canada and get a regular job. I'd even be willing to let him stay with me til he gets back on his feet.
 
2011-12-02 07:35:19 PM
Maybe the dude can work out a threesome. That's what I would spend all my time doing if I were him.
 
2011-12-02 07:42:28 PM
eagles95: WHOA WHOA WHOA!!! HOLD THE FARK UP!!


Blake Lively had nude pics released? WTF!!!! Where was the memo on this!!!


NSFW Link (new window)
 
2011-12-02 08:01:59 PM
greggm59: eagles95: WHOA WHOA WHOA!!! HOLD THE FARK UP!!


Blake Lively had nude pics released? WTF!!!! Where was the memo on this!!!

NSFW Link (new window)


As hot as she is, there is no way she is hotter than Scarlett. Also, her boobs look fake.
 
2011-12-02 08:21:00 PM
Steve McQueen's Motorcycle: greggm59: eagles95: WHOA WHOA WHOA!!! HOLD THE FARK UP!!


Blake Lively had nude pics released? WTF!!!! Where was the memo on this!!!

NSFW Link (new window)

As hot as she is, there is no way she is hotter than Scarlett. Also, her boobs look fake.


Knees too sharp for your liking? I was happy with them! Boobs I am not sure on. But Scarlett is the queen of cell phone celebrity nude pics.
 
2011-12-02 08:30:07 PM
I'm watching Ghost World right now. I remember seeing it in the theatre when it came out (10 years ago?) and walking home thing "Goddamn that girl who played Enid's friend was astonishing. The camera loves her - she stole every scene."

Now I just think she needs a new agent. She's obviously still hot, is very successful and one would assume that she has her choice of roles... I just can't figure out why she mostly ends up with mediocre parts in forgettable movies.
 
2011-12-02 08:30:38 PM
I couldn't give less of a fark if I tried. Unless of course there is a video of them wrestling each other nude.
 
2011-12-02 08:55:32 PM
eagles95: WHOA WHOA WHOA!!! HOLD THE FARK UP!!


Blake Lively had nude pics released? WTF!!!! Where was the memo on this!!!

Lois, this is NOT my Batman glass.
 
2011-12-02 08:59:44 PM
greggm59: eagles95: WHOA WHOA WHOA!!! HOLD THE FARK UP!!


Blake Lively had nude pics released? WTF!!!! Where was the memo on this!!!

NSFW Link (new window)


Fake tits. Game over.

Scarlett wins.
 
2011-12-02 08:59:45 PM
nburghmatt: Rev. Skarekroe: Isn't she going out with Sean Penn or some self important ass like that?

Sean Penn is one ugly son of a biatch. just had to say that.


Sadly he has been the celebrity have most been compared to in my life. Second is Elias Koteas (sp?). Still get laid though.
 
2011-12-02 09:03:01 PM
titwrench: Second is Elias Koteas (sp?).

Ain't nothin' wrong with being compared to Casey farkin' Jones.
 
2011-12-02 09:20:56 PM
eagles95: Steve McQueen's Motorcycle: greggm59: eagles95: WHOA WHOA WHOA!!! HOLD THE FARK UP!!


Blake Lively had nude pics released? WTF!!!! Where was the memo on this!!!

NSFW Link (new window)

As hot as she is, there is no way she is hotter than Scarlett. Also, her boobs look fake.

Knees too sharp for your liking? I was happy with them! Boobs I am not sure on. But Scarlett is the queen of cell phone celebrity nude pics.


So you both criticize my comment and completely agree with it?
 
2011-12-02 09:36:46 PM
greggm59: eagles95: WHOA WHOA WHOA!!! HOLD THE FARK UP!!


Blake Lively had nude pics released? WTF!!!! Where was the memo on this!!!

NSFW Link (new window)




/fap
 
2011-12-02 10:37:05 PM
Steve McQueen's Motorcycle: greggm59: eagles95: WHOA WHOA WHOA!!! HOLD THE FARK UP!!


Blake Lively had nude pics released? WTF!!!! Where was the memo on this!!!

NSFW Link (new window)

As hot as she is, there is no way she is hotter than Scarlett. Also, her boobs look fake.


THEY'RE REAL TO ME, DAMMIT !!
 
2011-12-02 10:37:09 PM
Hey, she's the one who said she could never be a one-man woman. So now she can deal with it.
 
2011-12-02 11:05:07 PM
Quasar: She's probably more annoyed that Blake's stolen nudes look better than hers.



Hardly
 
2011-12-02 11:10:38 PM
Drexl's Eye: I'm watching Ghost World right now. I remember seeing it in the theatre when it came out (10 years ago?) and walking home thing "Goddamn that girl who played Enid's friend was astonishing. The camera loves her - she stole every scene."

Now I just think she needs a new agent. She's obviously still hot, is very successful and one would assume that she has her choice of roles... I just can't figure out why she mostly ends up with mediocre parts in forgettable movies.


You're not watching the right movies.
 
2011-12-02 11:55:22 PM
Battle of the Nude Work Stars.
 
2011-12-02 11:58:04 PM
titwrench: Second is Elias Koteas (sp?).

What's it like working with Mariska Hargitay?

img685.imageshack.us

/I keed!
 
2011-12-03 12:00:57 AM
Scarlett and Blake are peaches. Like when you eat a peach that is so ripe you can push your thumb through the skin. The juice runs down your chin and drips onto your chest, and the place in between your fingers gets so sticky you have trouble separating them. The next day, even after you wash your hands, you can still smell the sweet juice on your skin and, if no one is watching, you lick your fingers and the memory of that sweet fruit on your tongue floods back. Scarlett and Blake are like that.
 
2011-12-03 12:16:43 AM
Weird. People keep saying he's lucky or it's a fluke or whatever...
Have you SEEN this man? He's farking gorgeous, and I say that as a ridiculously envious straight dude.
He gets these girls because he is in their league and has very little equivalent competition.
 
2011-12-03 12:16:55 AM
PizzaJedi81: Scarlett and Blake are peaches. Like when you eat a peach that is so ripe you can push your thumb through the skin. The juice runs down your chin and drips onto your chest, and the place in between your fingers gets so sticky you have trouble separating them. The next day, even after you wash your hands, you can still smell the sweet juice on your skin and, if no one is watching, you lick your fingers and the memory of that sweet fruit on your tongue floods back. Scarlett and Blake are like that.

I'll be in my bunk.
 
2011-12-03 12:44:33 AM
Summer Glau's Love Slave: PizzaJedi81: Scarlett and Blake are peaches. Like when you eat a peach that is so ripe you can push your thumb through the skin. The juice runs down your chin and drips onto your chest, and the place in between your fingers gets so sticky you have trouble separating them. The next day, even after you wash your hands, you can still smell the sweet juice on your skin and, if no one is watching, you lick your fingers and the memory of that sweet fruit on your tongue floods back. Scarlett and Blake are like that.

I'll be in my bunk.


I'm getting this for X-mas!!
www.saffasogood.com
 
2011-12-03 01:00:10 AM
Penny_Ante:
Have you SEEN this man? He's farking gorgeous.


No, he's not. He is a complete and total butterface, and bland as all fark. Can we get some charisma up in here? No, sorry nice abs is not the same as charisma. The media has told you again and again how hot he is. Stop and really look at him for a while.

His facial proportions are all wrong. Squinty little close-set eyes that he seems to barely be able to keep open (I blink rapidly in sympathy when I see him), small mouth that can only produce a 'whole farted y'all' smile, and a fivehead. I feel like maybe he's had some sort of facelift or eyelift that's caused the skin on his face to be just a little bit too tight.

/Seriously gis him, he can barely smile (new window)
//Surprised he can talk with that teeny tiny little mouth
 
2011-12-03 01:01:56 AM
Upon viewing the nudes, I got Scarlett over Blake by decision.

/but really, we're all winners here.
 
2011-12-03 01:25:33 AM
if_i_really_have_to: Penny_Ante:
Have you SEEN this man? He's farking gorgeous.

No, he's not. He is a complete and total butterface, and bland as all fark. Can we get some charisma up in here? No, sorry nice abs is not the same as charisma. The media has told you again and again how hot he is. Stop and really look at him for a while.

His facial proportions are all wrong. Squinty little close-set eyes that he seems to barely be able to keep open (I blink rapidly in sympathy when I see him), small mouth that can only produce a 'whole farted y'all' smile, and a fivehead. I feel like maybe he's had some sort of facelift or eyelift that's caused the skin on his face to be just a little bit too tight.

/Seriously gis him, he can barely smile (new window)
//Surprised he can talk with that teeny tiny little mouth


Sorry, you're wrong, he's hot as hell.

munfitnessblog.com

www.gq.com

And so this doesn't turn into a sausage fest:

www.scarlettjohansson.org

www.fhm.com
 
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