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(Boing Boing) Silly Defibrillator toaster. It's the one *CLEAR* choice for your breakfast needs   (boingboing.net) divider line 16
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MaxxLarge [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 02:24:29 PM
It even puts gel on the toast for you.
 
Mildot
2011-12-02 04:17:41 PM
Perfect gift fo the wife this Christmas.

/CLEAR!!!
 
Treygreen13 [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 04:19:42 PM
Oui monsieur bonjour coquette, uh huh croissante vous a ver, Maurice Chevalier effeil tower, oh oui maria bagette bon soir

FRENCH TOAST
 
the_sidewinder [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 04:22:35 PM
Treygreen13: Oui monsieur bonjour coquette, uh huh croissante vous a ver, Maurice Chevalier effeil tower, oh oui maria bagette bon soir

FRENCH TOAST

All across the country, coast to coast...
 
Quantum Apostrophe
2011-12-02 04:22:44 PM
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Would you like a 10 joule kick to the heart?
 
Surool
2011-12-02 05:10:56 PM
Useful especially if you put real butter on your toast.
 
xtrc8u [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 05:50:21 PM
For the Medic on your Christmas lists.
 
gozar_the_destroyer
2011-12-02 06:30:29 PM
Quantum Apostrophe: [fc02.deviantart.net image 600x600]
Would you like a 10 joule kick to the heart?

Look, I don't want any toast, and he doesn't want any toast. In fact, no one around here wants any toast. Not now, not ever! No toast!
 
hogans
2011-12-02 06:39:21 PM
gozar_the_destroyer: Quantum Apostrophe: [fc02.deviantart.net image 600x600]
Would you like a 10 joule kick to the heart?

Look, I don't want any toast, and he doesn't want any toast. In fact, no one around here wants any toast. Not now, not ever! No toast!

So, you're a waffle man, eh?
 
gozar_the_destroyer
2011-12-02 06:50:58 PM
hogans: gozar_the_destroyer: Quantum Apostrophe: [fc02.deviantart.net image 600x600]
Would you like a 10 joule kick to the heart?

Look, I don't want any toast, and he doesn't want any toast. In fact, no one around here wants any toast. Not now, not ever! No toast!

So, you're a waffle man, eh?

Or muffins! Or muffins. We don't like muffins around here! We want no muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes and no hot-cross buns and definitely no smegging flapjacks.
 
IlGreven
2011-12-02 09:26:55 PM
And yet it'll still kill you when you drop it in the bathtub.

/When did a toaster become the electrical appliance of choice to drop in a bathtub?
//I'd get it if it was a hair dryer...
 
AquaWeasel
2011-12-02 09:47:12 PM
"Insert bread. Analyzing... do not touch the bread. Toasting advised. Heating... toast delivered. Resume breakfast."

/AED/EMT humor.
//Don't mind me.
 
buckler [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 10:09:36 PM
I'd love to get one of these for a doctor friend. He'd get a kick out of it.
 
buckler [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 10:11:02 PM
AquaWeasel: "Insert bread. Analyzing... do not touch the bread. Toasting advised. Heating... toast delivered. Resume breakfast."

/AED/EMT humor.
//Don't mind me.

But how many times do you allow it to recycle when the bread fails to get brown?
 
Nem Wan
2011-12-02 11:42:21 PM
"Time of toast, 7:15 a.m."
/How many mornings in a row could one say that before the S.O. gets annoyed?
 
dready zim
2011-12-03 08:25:49 AM
All around the country, coast to coast
people always ask me what do I love most?
I don`t wanna brag, I don`t wanna boast
I always tell them "I love toast"

YEAH TOAST!
YEAH TOAST!
 
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