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		I scream, you scream, we all scream along with the ice cream salesman who has the machete stuck in his head (bbc.co.uk)		38
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LarryDan43

2011-12-02 04:01:56 PM

As God as my witness, I thought he was a zombie.

MoronLessOff

2011-12-02 04:01:56 PM

He had a SPLITTING head ache!

Get it? Like a banana split.

/groan

Soymilk

2011-12-02 04:03:09 PM

I'd like a choc cone without so much blood on it, please.

Seriously, what is wrong with the machete boys? Almost murder someone over what, $50?

Kumana Wanalaia

2011-12-02 04:03:56 PM

So it wasn't a Hattori Hanzo sword?

TorqueToad

2011-12-02 04:04:19 PM

I loled.

Thanks subby.

Geotpf

2011-12-02 04:05:12 PM

Englebert Slaptyback

2011-12-02 04:05:13 PM

salesman who has the machete stuck in his head

I know Danny Trejo isn't very tall, but damn.

KatjaMouse

2011-12-02 04:15:34 PM

What is it with this breed of hoodlum over in the UK? Are they really that bored or does it sound more heinous to me because our hoodlums have guns so they have to use more brutal weaponry?

biandlarge

2011-12-02 04:16:30 PM

He could have a rocky road to recovery.

Smoking GNU

2011-12-02 04:16:59 PM

Is this the new Ben & Jerry Flavor?

Arkanaut

2011-12-02 04:18:56 PM

You know what, I'll get the sundae without the strawberry topping this time.

MoronLessOff

2011-12-02 04:22:08 PM

biandlarge: He could have a rocky road to recovery.

He could have had his brains scooped out.

He got pretty fudged up.

Sounds like the attacker had a melt down.

Jim DiGriz

2011-12-02 04:23:43 PM

New flavor of the month! "Sundae, bloody sundae"

rhondajeremy

2011-12-02 04:23:58 PM

I wanted to post that pic from the 'Burbs...Walter with the axe in his head...but I have failed. Does someone else have that pic to post for me?

my.hot.cousin

2011-12-02 04:25:38 PM

thanks subby, I was yawning and laugh-choked.

/fortunately my co-workers already think I'm special

ArcadianRefugee

2011-12-02 04:27:00 PM

Wasn't that a Vice City mission?

SearchN

2011-12-02 04:27:29 PM

Soymilk: I'd like a choc cone without so much blood on it, please.

Seriously, what is wrong with the machete boys? Almost murder someone over what, $50?

Happens pretty often in the states as well. Hell, google 'Ice Cream Man Murdered in Sacramento' and take a look.

ArcadianRefugee

2011-12-02 04:29:47 PM

Also

"The fact that a young child had just been served shows how desperate, cowardly and without a conscience these teenagers were and it is more by chance than design no-one was injured with such a dangerous blade being waved about."

Please stop misusing this word. Attacking a man in the street with witnesses is not "cowardly", you dolt. Pretty freakin' brazen.

Soymilk

2011-12-02 04:35:13 PM

SearchN: Soymilk: I'd like a choc cone without so much blood on it, please.

Seriously, what is wrong with the machete boys? Almost murder someone over what, $50?

Happens pretty often in the states as well. Hell, google 'Ice Cream Man Murdered in Sacramento' and take a look.

It boggles the mind how willing people are to commit murder over a sum of money that won't buy an evening in a movie theatre for two.

Jim DiGriz

2011-12-02 04:36:01 PM

As england works itself closer and closer to "A Clockwork Orange".

mod3072

2011-12-02 04:38:22 PM

Obligatory.

sprawl15

2011-12-02 04:39:44 PM

Lemme guess, it was at some place that doesn't allow business people to own firearms to defend themselves and their livelihood?

*checks article*

YUUUUUP.

chaositect

2011-12-02 04:45:06 PM

Goddammit Brits, you used to be cool.

ox45tallboy

2011-12-02 04:47:51 PM

ArcadianRefugee: Also

"The fact that a young child had just been served shows how desperate, cowardly and without a conscience these teenagers were and it is more by chance than design no-one was injured with such a dangerous blade being waved about."

Please stop misusing this word. Attacking a man in the street with witnesses is not "cowardly", you dolt. Pretty freakin' brazen.

What about the ice cream man with the farking machete wound in the back of his head?

binkyman

2011-12-02 04:48:26 PM

The machete was believed to have been about 15in (38cm) long.

Does that even qualify as a machete?

SearchN

2011-12-02 04:50:47 PM

Soymilk: SearchN: Soymilk: I'd like a choc cone without so much blood on it, please.

Seriously, what is wrong with the machete boys? Almost murder someone over what, $50?

Happens pretty often in the states as well. Hell, google 'Ice Cream Man Murdered in Sacramento' and take a look.

It boggles the mind how willing people are to commit murder over a sum of money that won't buy an evening in a movie theatre for two.

Yea. I remember back in the early 90's when an ice cream man was shot in the head and killed for something like 20-30$. Of course, this stuff usually happens in the really shiatty areas of a city but still, it's farked up.

FarkinHostile

2011-12-02 04:57:56 PM

I scream.
You scream.
The cops come.
It's awkward.

I_AM_SRC

2011-12-02 05:02:58 PM

Oh Manchester, so much to answer for...

mekkab

2011-12-02 05:04:22 PM

wanted for questioning

/can someone bring in a translator?

Layzerd

2011-12-02 05:07:47 PM

/approves

apoptotic

2011-12-02 05:31:02 PM

After last week's thread about how freaking annoying ice cream truck music is, I can't say I'm surprised.

offmymeds

2011-12-02 05:38:26 PM

And for all that he went through, he still appeared to be in Good Humor.

thalidomide new and improved

2011-12-02 06:24:09 PM

Devolving_Spud

2011-12-02 09:13:43 PM

Were they justified? Were they ancient?

k00k

2011-12-02 09:27:12 PM

FTFA: "The attackers tried to pull him out of the van and in the struggle he was cut by the machete on the back of his head."
FTFA: "...and it is more by chance than design no-one was injured with such a dangerous blade being waved about."

Does not compute....

babiez4sale

2011-12-03 01:12:15 AM

k00k: FTFA: "The attackers tried to pull him out of the van and in the struggle he was cut by the machete on the back of his head."
FTFA: "...and it is more by chance than design no-one was injured with such a dangerous blade being waved about."

Does not compute....

thank you i had just now come to say exactly this.

SundaesChild

2011-12-03 06:56:09 AM

Some people really don't like that "Turkey in the Straw" song.

wambu

2011-12-03 12:03:14 PM

Machete stuck in head.

Stupid song stuck in head.

Hurts just the same.

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