He had a farking hand grenade!

Layout guy's editorial on yet another trite, predictable sports feature.

And of course if they printed a picture of some guy getting shot, they'd have no problem with that.


No, I don't really have a point...sorry.

fark shiat coont biatch

Sleeping Monkey: The article doesn't say what the word was, but since it's South Carolina I guess it could have been 'thighs'.

I was guessing "Belgium."

Show me a newspaper today that can afford a proofreader. Go ahead, show me one. I dare ya.

Was the word "Yankee"?

Perhaps someone at the paper was getting laid off that night.

You have to hand it to them, though, dropping the f-bomb in print is fairly unprecedented.

/somebody had to be first

bikerbob59: Perhaps someone at the paper was getting laid off that night.

FTFY

Santorum?

Approves

Maybe it was hackers. Or maybe Alien hackers. Or maybe it was Alien Hackers...

/Well I said f*ck just now cause I apparently hit 'enter' or 'tab' or some f*cking button and then fark sdays I need to type words vefore pstings. Awwww F*CK.

ciberido: Sleeping Monkey: The article doesn't say what the word was, but since it's South Carolina I guess it could have been 'thighs'.

I was guessing "Belgium."

Holy Zarquon singing fish ! you are one joojooflop of a rude Farker !

smooshie: In their defense, the "Enter" and "fark" keys are so close to each other.

LOL

dictyboy: Santorum Semprini

ciberido: Sleeping Monkey: The article doesn't say what the word was, but since it's South Carolina I guess it could have been 'thighs'.

I was guessing "Belgium."

No. 'Anesthesia'.

urbangirl: ciberido: Sleeping Monkey: The article doesn't say what the word was, but since it's South Carolina I guess it could have been 'thighs'.

I was guessing "Belgium."

No. 'Anesthesia'.

No. "Booger."

Sleeping Monkey: The article doesn't say what the word was, but since it's South Carolina I guess it could have been 'thighs'.

Now, that's unfounded prejudice right there. Some of the finest cursing I've ever heard came from South Carolina. The best came from the stockroom of a KMart I worked in many years ago.

dictyboy: Santorum?

That's just nasty.

Was it the margarine ad?

Few years ago, someone snuck an ad for BJ's (all spelled out) at $25 each through a local classified publication. The phone number went directly through a switchboard to the maintenance dept. of a large local plant (that I won't name, but is known nationwide).

The apology for that one was classic.... trying to apologize without saying what it was they were so very, very sorry for.

ChrisDe: img823.imageshack.us
Was it the margarine ad?

It was the realtor ad

Baz the Spaz: urbangirl: ciberido: Sleeping Monkey: The article doesn't say what the word was, but since it's South Carolina I guess it could have been 'thighs'.

I was guessing "Belgium."

No. 'Anesthesia'.

No. "Booger."

"Poo-poo". It was "poo-poo".

mama2tnt: Show me a newspaper today that can afford a proofreader. Go ahead, show me one. I dare ya.

(human) proofreaders miss things too.

However, given how easily a newspaper could add a "bad-word" flag that would prevent this sort of thing from ever happening, it's pretty embarrassing for them. Seriously, I could take care of their problem in five minutes in Word.

"beloved coont"

I'm surprised they knew how to spell it.

jagec: mama2tnt: Show me a newspaper today that can afford a proofreader. Go ahead, show me one. I dare ya.

(human) proofreaders miss things too.

However, given how easily a newspaper could add a "bad-word" flag that would prevent this sort of thing from ever happening, it's pretty embarrassing for them. Seriously, I could take care of their problem in five minutes in Word.

I think you just hinted you don't know how newspapers work.

the fact that i live on a planet where people are afraid
of words and molecules

is very scary

davynelson: the fact that i live on a planet where people are afraid
of words and molecules

is very scary

I don't find it so "scary" that some people are afraid of certain molecules. There are some pretty scary molecules out there that can fark yo shyte up!

mama2tnt: Show me a newspaper today that can afford a proofreader. Go ahead, show me one. I dare ya.

My employer can afford me. But I work cheap. Because as long as reporters spell the word "administration" as "admiration," proofreaders will be needed.