I'm here because it's too early to go home yet.

53% of 18-29 year olds use a form of entertainment for entertainment purposes? SHOCKINGly low I say.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much they do a special hug and then mommy says "It's okay, it happens to lots of guys." Then they go to a doctor who put you in mommy's uterus.

Because we're here...

/Roll the bones

I go online because I've heard there's pictures of naked ladies but I haven't found any yet.

For naked chicks and to anonymously badmouth celebrities, right?

I've been trying to figure out why you are here too...i got nothing. Please cease to exist.

Thnx.

I always have a purpose when I log on. Then I get distracted and forget why I'm here in the first place.


/little shiny words

Free *insert whatever you want here*

If you're not using the internet to take what's being offered to by the good graces of some e-bandit then you're going to miss out when the government/telecom companies decides what web content should be available for your viewing pleasure.

I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum.

I'm here for the lulz.

I was promised the Internet is the future. I am disappointed as I have discovered I have to share the future.

LegacyDL: Free *insert whatever you want here*

If you're not using the internet to take what's being offered to by the good graces of some e-bandit then you're going to miss out when the government/telecom companies decides what web content should be available for your viewing pleasure.

Deece: I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum.

I'm here to kick bubblegum and chew ass.

/and I'm all out of ass

What Plants Crave: Because we're here...

Came here for this, leaving happy. Why does that happen?

Sybarite: CATS. CATS ARE NICE.

You, sir, are victorious.

/what's it all about, really, when you get right down to it?

Brandyelf: I'm here because it's too early to go home yet.

I mostly cut out twitter altogether because their new layout sucks ass, but I got into a good flame fight with Spike Lee because he can't help but respond if you tell him his movies suck.

seems accurate...

Even if I do start up the browser for a specific purpose, the fact that Fark is my homepage means I am usually diverted onto something else before I can accomplish my intended task. And then I forget what I was originally looking for.

'Cos my work blocks all the pics on Reddit.

I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I'm all out of gum. Actually I haven't been kicking a lot of ass nor chewing a lot of gum....so, I guess I'm just here to drink beer and scare off da womenz because that's what I usually end up doing.

What Plants Crave: Because we're here...

/Roll the bones

I come here to make unexpected movie references.

/The bones tell me nothing.

Deece: I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum.

Are you all out of bubblegum???

Weird. Some people turn to the internet JUST for entertainment?

That's is the most bizarre thing I've ever heard in my life.

Next you'll be telling me someone might read a book just for fun.

Or watch TV without trying to learn something.

Oh...online.....now I get it.

To do what everyone else is afraid to admit, masturbate of course.

I'm just waiting for Godot.

Thanks for the fish and goodbye.

I Stumbled Upon this thread by chance.

How strange it is
To be anything at all

ciberido: I'm just waiting for Godot.

** golf clap **

BigTuna: My home routine:

1. See/hear something on TV that I want to look up
2. Get laptop
3. Boot up laptop
4. Log in to laptop
5. Launch browser
6. Stare at Google homepage portal trying to remember what I wanted to look up
7. Check weather forecast and bank account
8. Put laptop away

My cure for this: I got my girlfriend an iPad. I just grab the stupid thing and I'm almost immediately on the internet. my phone is ancient so i can't tell you if other tablets or phones are faster, but this has cured the "i forgot what the hell i was going top look up on my computer" blues.

/seriously not an apple fanboy..
//regrets the money spent on the ipad
///doesn't regret her thankfulness for getting the ipad

I'm here for tits. EIP

JC

I'm here for the gang bang.

I'm here to waste time until I die, duh.

What Plants Crave: Because we're here...

/Roll the bones

Why does it happen? Because it happens.

Huge boobs

Isn't, "to pass the time", a reason? So there is always a reason.

bewbies!