Cause a woman without a husband is a treacherous beast with nothing to live for

"Dear Mrs. Cain, don't pay attention to these pathetic husbandless women who are jealous of women like you in happy long-term marriages," a supporter from California writes. "These vindictive women can't find a husband or keep one. They are like stalkers who try to latch on to any man who shows a bit of kindness or attention to them. When these unstable women come out of the woodwork to make accusations about Herman just say, 'Honey, get a life, I believe my husband.' We want you to be our First Lady Mrs. Cain!"

You know the original draft of that had the words "Hussies" and "Golddiggers" included.

I bet they're LIBERAL husbandless accusers, too!

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What does the fact Cain's accusers aren't married have to do with anything? If they had husbands, would that make them more believable?

I think Der Spiegel sums up the GOP's greatest hope quite well:

And so the farce continues. The more mind-boggling its incarnations, the happier the US media are to cheer first one clown and then the next, elevating and then eliminating "frontrunners" in reliable news cycles of about 45 days.

Take Herman Cain, "businessman." He sat out the first wave of sexual harassment claims against him by offering a peculiar argument: Most ladies he had encountered in his life, he said, had not complained.

In the most recent twist, a woman accused Cain of having carried on a 13-year affair with her. That, too, he tried to casually wave off, but now, under pressure, he says he wants to "reassess" his campaign.

If Cain indeed drops out, the campaign would lose its biggest caricature: He has been the most factually challenged of all these jesters.

As CEO of the "Godfather's" pizza chain, Cain killed jobs -- but now poses as the job-creator-in-chief. Meanwhile, he seems to lack basic economic know-how, let alone a rudimentary grasp of politics or geography. Libya confounds him. He does not believe that China is a nuclear power. And all other, slightly more complicated questions get a stock answer: "Nine-nine-nine!" Remember? That's Cain's tax reduction plan that would actually raise taxes for 84 percent of Americans.

Has any of that disrupted Cain's popularity in the media or with his fan base? Far from it. Since Oct. 1, he has collected more than $9 million in campaign donations. Enough to plow through another onslaught of denouements.

But who really cares what the richest nation in the Eurozone thinks about us anyways.

the 'Demonacrats'

Shoulda gone with Demoncrats. Not only is Demonacrats clunky but it has the wrong number of syllables. I know there's pressure on free republic to come up with "the next 0bama", but you should have vetted this one yourself. Lousy work.

Fringe groups, unmarried women? I bet Olivia Dunham is behind this.

Coco LaFemme: What does the fact Cain's accusers aren't married have to do with anything? If they had husbands, would that make them more believable?

This shows how intelligent Cain is. Farking a married woman might get you shot. Many stupid men have made this mistake.

Cain is so far gone that the shark has jumped him.

Nabb1: "Husbandless accuser" is not really fair. There is nothing wrong with being husbandless. Besides, there is already a term for a woman who accepts money from a man in exchange for sexual favors.

A really good sport?

Coco LaFemme: What does the fact Cain's accusers aren't married have to do with anything? If they had husbands, would that make them more believable?

Mother-Whore Dichotomy

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Coco LaFemme: Nabb1: "Husbandless accuser" is not really fair. There is nothing wrong with being husbandless. Besides, there is already a term for a woman who accepts money from a man in exchange for sexual favors.

A really good sport?

A girlfriend or wife?

"fringe" apparently means "median" on FARK.

"Well you don't have a husband" just sounds on the same level as "Well YOUR FACE IS FUNNY!"

This is our most desperate hour. Help me, The Herman Cain. You're my only hope.

What is it exactly that makes him such a "great hope?"

Right now, his story is that he was giving her money but getting nothing in return for it.

In an interview Thursday with the New Hampshire Union Leader, the Republican presidential hopeful said he gave Ginger White money to help her with "month-to-month bills and expenses" without telling his wife.

Cain has denied a sexual relationship and said he and White were only friends. He said he helped White pay her bills because she was out of work.

He described himself as "soft-hearted" and said White is not the only friend he has helped financially.

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Fun fact: Cain is an associate minister at Antioch Baptist Church North in Atlanta. I wonder if he's ever given any sermons on adultery, and if there are any videotapes of him sermonizing.

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UTIA?

Nabb1: "Husbandless accuser" is not really fair. There is nothing wrong with being husbandless. Besides, there is already a term for a woman who accepts money from a man in exchange for sexual favors.

Your Mom?

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"Herman asked us to stick these up his ass while we sang the Battle Hymn of the Republic!"

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CorporatePerson: What is it exactly that makes him such a "great hope?"

They meant "great grope."

/Wellllllll, goodbye.

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UTIA?

Well, knowing Herman, I'm not so sure about the U.

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Best part? That's just a stock photo: Link (new window)

Herman couldn't even find four actual women who would pose for a photo for him.

Remember when this same group defended Clinton? Oh wait....

He has just blown the lesbian vote.


Heh, heh ... Blown the lesbian

FTA: "Dear Mrs. Cain, don't pay attention to these pathetic husbandless women who are jealous of women like you in happy long-term marriages," a supporter from California writes. "These vindictive women can't find a husband or keep one. They are like stalkers who try to latch on to any man who shows a bit of kindness or attention to them. When these unstable women come out of the woodwork to make accusations about Herman just say, 'Honey, get a life, I believe my husband.' We want you to be our First Lady Mrs. Cain!"

Any "Dear Penthouse" letters on that website?