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(Zap2It) Strange Jay Cutler on his engagement to Kristin Cavallari: "I'm just kind of along for the ride." Kind of like his relationships with Broncos, Bears   (blog.zap2it.com) divider line 30
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Buckner
2011-12-02 01:49:47 PM
Whoops.....I know someone who is not getting laid.
 
mynameisdouglas
2011-12-02 01:50:16 PM
yeah...what the fark was he thinking?

/good headline, though.
 
spqr2001
2011-12-02 01:57:29 PM
I'd let her come along for the ride

/if you get my drift
 
sickb0y
2011-12-02 01:57:54 PM
Kind of like his hair's relationship with his head.
 
Flappyhead
2011-12-02 02:09:56 PM
So she likes it Cowgirl style? Awesome.
 
the_freelance
2011-12-02 02:10:15 PM
Cutler needs to just go-'head and shack up with a Dave N Busters waitress and get it over with. We all known that's where this is headed...
 
ihatedumbpeople
2011-12-02 02:14:44 PM
As much as I'd like to see a chicago Bear wallow in misery...

RUN JAY....RUN!!!

Sheesh...you're rich, she's a piece of arm candy. If it's that way already, bail while you still can and save yourself half your cash dude.
 
LarryDan43
2011-12-02 02:23:37 PM
The waddle and silly show is painful, but not nearly as bad as harry, yurko and carmen for the 2-6 slot. Hai guyz, guess who was borned today?
 
Dreamy LaTwitch
2011-12-02 02:34:58 PM
Sometimes I wish I was a cloud. Just floating along, going wherever the Brees takes me.
 
Senor Spielbergo
2011-12-02 02:36:08 PM
LarryDan43: The waddle and silly show is painful, but not nearly as bad as harry, yurko and carmen for the 2-6 slot. Hai guyz, guess who was borned today?

It's a national tragedy that you're forced to listen to them.

/shut up and just move down the dial
 
SDRR
2011-12-02 02:55:50 PM
reverse cowgirl?
 
ark2612
2011-12-02 02:58:28 PM
So basically he is doing what every single other groom does before a wedding? Goes along with the ride?
 
browneye [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 03:03:00 PM
"I'm just kind of along for the ride."

Gee, what a romantic...sounds like he can't hardly wait.
 
LarryDan43
2011-12-02 03:04:03 PM
Senor Spielbergo: LarryDan43: The waddle and silly show is painful, but not nearly as bad as harry, yurko and carmen for the 2-6 slot. Hai guyz, guess who was borned today?

It's a national tragedy that you're forced to listen to them.

/shut up and just move down the dial

Oh I do. Its just those occasions when a sox or niu game is on that I check out the travesty that is espn radio.
 
italie
2011-12-02 03:13:43 PM
LarryDan43: The waddle and silly show is painful, but not nearly as bad as harry, yurko and carmen for the 2-6 slot. Hai guyz, guess who was borned today?


You sound like a score kinda guy. I'm sorry.
 
italie
2011-12-02 03:19:19 PM
In all fairness, that interview was as loose as I've ever heard Cutler and was a little refreshing. He's still a jerkface who isn't getting any this week, but he's our jerkface.

//A slight out of context as well.
///Just a slight.
 
Hardy-r-r
2011-12-02 03:27:09 PM
Dump her again Jay.
Just for the lulz.
 
El Brujo
2011-12-02 03:31:09 PM
LarryDan43: Senor Spielbergo: LarryDan43: The waddle and silly show is painful, but not nearly as bad as harry, yurko and carmen for the 2-6 slot. Hai guyz, guess who was borned today?

It's a national tragedy that you're forced to listen to them.

/shut up and just move down the dial

Oh I do. Its just those occasions when a sox or niu game is on that I check out the travesty that is espn radio.

Huskies will win the MAC tonight! ESPN 2 5:30 central time? (my DVR is set)

/alum
 
ark2612
2011-12-02 03:32:15 PM
browneye: "I'm just kind of along for the ride."

Gee, what a romantic...sounds like he can't hardly wait.

They were talking specifically about the wedding plans. I don't know about you, but I was along for the ride as well. I'm pretty sure that would be a lot more common than guys were the driving force behind their wedding plans.
 
Pocket_Fisherman
2011-12-02 04:00:40 PM
Cutler has been good this year, so suck it haters. The guy has no real receivers, a horrible O line, and an idiot for an offensive coordinator. I'm surprised its only his thumb that was broken and not his skull this year.
 
Jobber8742
2011-12-02 04:02:10 PM
Jay Cutler quickly became my favorite Bear last year. He plays his butt off and doesn't give a crap what other people think of him. The whole NFC Championship game controversy was just plain stupid.
 
JimmyFartpants
2011-12-02 04:18:59 PM
LarryDan43: harry, yurko and carmen

Hey I like Carmen, Yurko, and Harry.
 
Amurica...Fark Ya!
2011-12-02 04:21:06 PM
As a bears fan, I agree with Jay...

teenchivenew.none18.netdna-cdn.com


/probably not fat enough for fark
//yummy
 
Ajanu
2011-12-02 04:44:01 PM
ark2612: browneye: "I'm just kind of along for the ride."

Gee, what a romantic...sounds like he can't hardly wait.

They were talking specifically about the wedding plans. I don't know about you, but I was along for the ride as well. I'm pretty sure that would be a lot more common than guys were the driving force behind their wedding plans.

Once she said yes I was happy to just get some paper signed. I said yes or no, and found a compomise on the open bar, that's about all I did besides show up. It's her day, not his.
 
Dog Welder
2011-12-02 05:18:56 PM
To be fair to Cutler, he was actually supposed to get engaged to some other girl but Cavallari ran up and intercepted the ring.
 
DeathByGeekSquad
2011-12-02 05:26:55 PM
Dog Welder: To be fair to Cutler, he was actually supposed to get engaged to some other girl but Cavallari ran up and intercepted the ring.

Untrue. He threw a rocket pass down the middle and she dropped the first attempt, now he's going back to her on third down and it's looking pretty good.
 
Senor Spielbergo
2011-12-02 05:37:27 PM
JimmyFartpants: LarryDan43: harry, yurko and carmen

Hey I like Carmen, Yurko, and Harry.

"Jurko"
 
Kozakman
2011-12-03 02:43:24 PM
Buckner: Whoops.....I know someone who is not getting laid.

He already has his own Vag, hers is just a backup..
 
mynameisdouglas
2011-12-03 05:50:01 PM
Amurica...Fark Ya!: As a bears fan, I agree with Jay...

[teenchivenew.none18.netdna-cdn.com image 640x777]


/probably not fat enough for fark
//yummy

jesus christ yes.
I knew she was hot but she is actually hotter than I thought.
 
CigaretteSmokingMan
2011-12-03 06:35:37 PM
Amurica...Fark Ya!: As a bears fan, I agree with Jay...




/probably not fat enough for fark
//yummy

Yeah. Sharp knees, etc.
 
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