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(Telegraph) Amusing Vietnamese are famed for their skills in fishing with nets are now using that expertise to catch motorcycles   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 35
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 12:30:00 PM
I'd like to see American police try similar tactics instead of going for maximum destruction. Does the net work on larger vehicles than Asian scooters?
 
2011-12-02 01:17:09 PM
I just knew the retiarii would be making a comeback.
 
2011-12-02 01:38:58 PM
ZAZ: Does the net work on larger vehicles than Asian scooters?

The police in the US could catch speeding scooters the way the Chinese police do:

i1222.photobucket.com

Personally, I'd just go with the Barbed Wire Howdy.

/too esoteric?
 
2011-12-02 03:39:32 PM
They'll net nothing but squid...
 
2011-12-02 03:39:50 PM
Guess this is outside of the cities. Inside, there are too many motorbikes to have enough space to race. No traffic lights, either. Crossing the street is an adventure.
 
2011-12-02 03:41:38 PM
farm4.static.flickr.com

Not amused.
 
2011-12-02 03:41:48 PM
Another shiatty grammar headline.
 
2011-12-02 03:47:37 PM
moike: They'll net nothing but squid...

Nice!

/bringin the chuckles...
 
2011-12-02 03:49:13 PM
PacManDreaming: Personally, I'd just go with the Barbed Wire Howdy.


Like hell it is.

/open the beer.
//former ADQ subscriber.
 
2011-12-02 03:49:58 PM
Are they calling it the Net Offensive?
 
2011-12-02 03:50:32 PM

now using that expertise to catch motorcycles


Yamahalibut? Kawasashimi?
 
2011-12-02 03:53:14 PM
seadoo2006: [farm4.static.flickr.com image 500x370]

Not amused.


Leaving satisfied...
 
2011-12-02 03:57:24 PM
TFA: Cops and private security guards cast the fine fishing nets into the rear wheels of the speeding motorcycles, clogging the machinery and bringing the bike slowly to a halt.

Right... I have a hard time believing that you could regularly hit a bike traveling at highway speeds, with the operator actively trying to avoid you, never mind targeting only the rear wheel. How many people are going to be killed by a front-wheel lock with jackasses pulling this crap? Rear-wheel is bad enough; if the bike manages to break through the net and regain traction, you will be thrown from the cycle unless you're a certified bad ass. A front-wheel lock can tumble the bike, turning you into beef stroganoff in a jacket.

Rarely have I ever heard a worse idea.
 
2011-12-02 03:57:52 PM
i catches my biches that way.
 
2011-12-02 03:59:30 PM

colon_pow


i catches my biches that way.


Thanks, Smeagol.
 
2011-12-02 04:00:38 PM
ryanfroula.edublogs.org
Challenge accepted.
 
2011-12-02 04:03:55 PM
My bike makes about 165 horsepower. Somehow I don't think that a fish net is going to slow me down too much..
 
2011-12-02 04:04:44 PM
Wagnerian Omnibus: Guess this is outside of the cities. Inside, there are too many motorbikes to have enough space to race. No traffic lights, either. Crossing the street is an adventure.

They mainly race at night. Often drunk too, so this could be interesting
 
2011-12-02 04:07:08 PM
Thank cod the racers' dace of recklessness are fin.
Not that it ever had a porpoise.
Were they doing it for the halibut?
 
2011-12-02 04:11:51 PM
seadoo2006: [farm4.static.flickr.com image 500x370]

Not amused.


One of their best episodes. Between Clarkson b*tching about motorcycles the entire episode and watching Hammond try to find something edible that isn't aquatic in some form it was full of win. It was amazing to see how many people rode some form of motorbike over there, and the sheer number of people on the road there were.
 
2011-12-02 04:12:46 PM
Soymilk: Thank cod the racers' dace of recklessness are fin.
Not that it ever had a porpoise.
Were they doing it for the halibut?


you may enjoy this

Link (new window)

or not.
 
2011-12-02 04:14:23 PM
wmoonfox: A front-wheel lock can tumble the bike, turning you into beef stroganoff in a jacket.

Rarely have I ever heard a worse idea.


With enough practice you can actually learn how to lock the front wheel at will without crashing. The technique is to stay heavy on the throttle keeping the majority of the weight bias rearward. And of course releasing the locked front wheel before you roll off the throttle.

OBLockedRear
: I was riding with a bunch of friends on a couple-day trip. We're bombing down the freeway and the lead bike has the sleeping bag cargo-netted to the tail pop loose. So now it's hanging by it's shock cord, bouncing off the spinning rear tire. (Honda Blackbird)
One second it was there bouncing away, the next it was simply gone in a poof of white fluff and the rear wheel was locked. We were doing about 80 at the time...

I and the rider next to me backed off, but only just enough that we could enjoy the spectacle in front of us. The rider with the locked rear was quite experienced, and managed to track the bike in a straight line down from 80 to about 5mph before it finally fishtailed out from under him. He simply dismounted like an Olympic gymnast, landing on his feet. What was left of the sleeping bag was firmly wedged between the swingarm and rear wheel. A few of us grabbed the rear of the bike and wheelbarrowed it to the shoulder of the freeway to un-jam the sleeping bag so we could continue our ride.
 
2011-12-02 04:16:26 PM
L33t Squirrel: seadoo2006: [farm4.static.flickr.com image 500x370]

Not amused.

One of their best episodes. Between Clarkson b*tching about motorcycles the entire episode and watching Hammond try to find something edible that isn't aquatic in some form it was full of win. It was amazing to see how many people rode some form of motorbike over there, and the sheer number of people on the road there were.


I'll give you that episode was full of win for them being themselves, but I think the Boliva Special or the Botswana Special were better for the sheer beauty of where they actually were. They were definitely the funniest though in Vietnam.
 
2011-12-02 04:16:38 PM
Could we turn this into a thread of Elly Tran Ha, please?

GIS her if you need motivation
 
2011-12-02 04:25:53 PM
seadoo2006: I'll give you that episode was full of win for them being themselves, but I think the Boliva Special or the Botswana Special were better for the sheer beauty of where they actually were. They were definitely the funniest though in Vietnam.

Agreed. Vietnam was hilarious for the goofy gifts, overall shenanigans, and that hideous American-ified Harley. (I cringed and laughed at the same time.) But for b*tchin' locales, Bolivia & Botswana were great. The Salt Flats were eerie; so flat that you can see the curvature of the earth. Though the North Pole race was rather interesting, as I had always imagined that it was mostly just flat and snow, with intermittent patches of ice. I was amazed to see ginormous boulders and steep drops. Scary, awe-inspiring stuff.
 
2011-12-02 04:27:32 PM
Englebert Slaptyback
now using that expertise to catch motorcycles
Yamahalibut? Kawasashimi?


+1
 
2011-12-02 04:31:54 PM
colon_pow: Soymilk: Thank cod the racers' dace of recklessness are fin.
Not that it ever had a porpoise.
Were they doing it for the halibut?

you may enjoy this

Link (new window)

or not.


OMG. That was wonderful. I laughed and laughed until I nearly fell off my perch. Who can be shad while listening to this?
 
2011-12-02 04:59:09 PM
ZAZ: I'd like to see American police try similar tactics instead of going for maximum destruction. Does the net work on larger vehicles than Asian scooters?

I can't imagine a net big enough to catch a Harley.
 
2011-12-02 05:13:48 PM
MadSkillz: Another shiatty grammar headline.

Gimmie a break. Docs have me on heavy duty meds.
I saw my headline and said "aww shiat"
 
2011-12-02 05:36:41 PM
Soymilk: Thank cod the racers' dace of recklessness are fin.
Not that it ever had a porpoise.
Were they doing it for the halibut?


5:00 mark starts the fishy puns, but the best is at 5:27
 
2011-12-02 06:22:03 PM
Anybody read the linked article on minimum chest size requirements to drive a motorcycle? Jeez.
 
2011-12-02 07:00:02 PM
L33t Squirrel: seadoo2006: I'll give you that episode was full of win for them being themselves, but I think the Boliva Special or the Botswana Special were better for the sheer beauty of where they actually were. They were definitely the funniest though in Vietnam.

Agreed. Vietnam was hilarious for the goofy gifts, overall shenanigans, and that hideous American-ified Harley. (I cringed and laughed at the same time.) But for b*tchin' locales, Bolivia & Botswana were great. The Salt Flats were eerie; so flat that you can see the curvature of the earth. Though the North Pole race was rather interesting, as I had always imagined that it was mostly just flat and snow, with intermittent patches of ice. I was amazed to see ginormous boulders and steep drops. Scary, awe-inspiring stuff.


My wife and I actually just watched the Vietnam special last night. Fantastic stuff, and I actually really liked Hammond's dinner jacket.

The next travel special is out in another month or so? Off to India this time.
 
2011-12-02 09:46:59 PM
fireclown: Like hell it is.

/open the beer.
//former ADQ subscriber.



Glad someone out there remembers this stuff.
 
2011-12-02 10:46:27 PM
"dangerous illegal motorbike street racing" on mopeds? Seriously? What a bunch of squids.
 
2011-12-03 09:22:48 PM
That sounds like both a bad idea and a great TV show at the same time..
 
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