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(Cambridge News) Amusing Runaway cat 'happy to be home' after 18-month vacation. Happy? Really? Check out the look on his face   (cambridge-news.co.uk) divider line 134
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Rain-Monkey [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 12:33:15 PM
www.cambridge-news.co.uk

I am Theo, destroyer of worlds. My wrath will know no bounds.
 
Speaker2Animals [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 12:40:16 PM
Cats are never happy unless doing something that involves pain to other creatures.
 
serpent_sky [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 12:47:20 PM
That photo is making me laugh way harder than it should, but I guess I needed that.
 
antidisestablishmentarianism [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 01:20:16 PM
Just in time for Caturday?
 
Blues_X [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 01:26:57 PM
"PREPARE YOUR ANUS!"
 
WarszawaScream [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 01:36:35 PM
"Day 364: My escape attempts were foiled and I have once again been returned to captivity. They cannot hold me forever. The revolution is near."
 
walkerhound
2011-12-02 01:37:39 PM
farm2.static.flickr.com
 
TheNewJesus
2011-12-02 01:38:25 PM
someone please HYPNO-TOAD that sonofabiatch
 
Skyd1v
2011-12-02 01:39:40 PM
serpent_sky: That photo is making me laugh way harder than it should, but I guess I needed that.

Same over here. Excellent find subby.

/co-workers are starting to wonder what that choking sound is...
 
Contents Under Pressure
2011-12-02 01:39:47 PM
British shorthairs are the original Disapproving Cats.
 
envirovore
2011-12-02 01:40:03 PM
Happy cat is plotting your demise.
 
chappy62
2011-12-02 01:40:53 PM
Play him off, Keyboard Cat.
 
brantgoose [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 01:41:34 PM
www.cambridge-news.co.uk
If I had known that I'd be re-incarnated as a cat in Ely, I would have done more pro bono TV commercials. At least I made Citizen Kane. They can't take that away from me.

Mind you, I'm well fed and my fur is gorgeous and smells of chocolate. I can't complain too much.

Now go away. I have a heavy schedule of napping and eating to prepare for my next escape attempt.
 
WTFDYW [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 01:43:38 PM
www.cambridge-news.co.uk

This IS my happy face
 
brantgoose [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 01:43:48 PM
For those of you with ADHD:


Well, back on the chain gang.
 
Diogenes [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 01:44:37 PM
www.cambridge-news.co.uk

"I'm going to play with your intestines like a ball of string."
 
loki see loki do
2011-12-02 01:45:51 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
cretinbob [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 01:46:21 PM
farm8.staticflickr.com
 
cretinbob [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 01:47:14 PM
farm8.staticflickr.com
better
 
cretinbob [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 01:48:14 PM
farm8.staticflickr.com
 
Odd Bird
2011-12-02 01:48:20 PM
Rain-Monkey: [www.cambridge-news.co.uk image 440x260]

I am Theo, destroyer of worlds. My wrath will know no bounds.

That cat has has Fallen written all over it.
 
SpectroBoy
2011-12-02 01:49:10 PM
www.cambridge-news.co.uk

Gloat all you want, you shrill harpy.
I shall escape again and the next time
you see me shall be when I end your sad life!
 
loki see loki do
2011-12-02 01:49:19 PM
www.cambridge-news.co.uk

The same thing we do every night, Pinky.

Plan to take over the World.
 
croesius
2011-12-02 01:49:35 PM
So this is the hairy hairy gent, who ran amok in Kent?
 
Arxane
2011-12-02 01:49:37 PM
Tonight...you...

/Hand Banana, no!
 
DingleberryMoose
2011-12-02 01:50:35 PM
I hate cats venemously. They make me sneeze and they make my eyes itch. They give you the death stare whenever possible. They do unspeakable things when people are asleep. I have lived a happily cat-free life for the last 15 years. Last night, the forecast was for freezing rain. A kitten I know to be a stray came to our door and begged to be let in. My four year old son saw her. I now have a cat, dammit.

a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net
 
Iggie
2011-12-02 01:52:07 PM
Someone told kitty that no, he can't have a cheeseburger...
 
eggrolls
2011-12-02 01:52:15 PM
www.cambridge-news.co.uk


SOON.
 
rhondajeremy
2011-12-02 01:52:15 PM
serpent_sky: That photo is making me laugh way harder than it should, but I guess I needed that.

THIS. Lost $100 last night (dropped it somewhere) and lost my spare car key that costs around $100 to replace (so I am down $200)

I really needed the laugh today. I love cats (and doggies too)

//trying to take consolation that I made someone's day when they found those 2 fifties
 
brigid_fitch [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 01:52:39 PM
DingleberryMoose: I hate cats venemously. They make me sneeze and they make my eyes itch. They give you the death stare whenever possible. They do unspeakable things when people are asleep. I have lived a happily cat-free life for the last 15 years. Last night, the forecast was for freezing rain. A kitten I know to be a stray came to our door and begged to be let in. My four year old son saw her. I now have a cat, dammit.

[a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net image 640x480]

Daaaawwww. Extra karma points for you!
 
bikerbob59
2011-12-02 01:53:09 PM
That is the most pissed of happy cat that I have ever seen.
 
loki see loki do
2011-12-02 01:53:29 PM
a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net

mew... mew...ACK!
 
bikerbob59
2011-12-02 01:53:44 PM
off...dammit
 
brigid_fitch [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 01:54:18 PM
www.cambridge-news.co.uk

I was almost free of this woman. Almost...
 
deadsanta
2011-12-02 01:54:25 PM
"Biatches: Leave"
 
Freschel
2011-12-02 01:56:14 PM
Is it Caterday already?
 
Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian
2011-12-02 01:57:01 PM
DingleberryMoose: I hate cats venemously. They make me sneeze and they make my eyes itch. They give you the death stare whenever possible. They do unspeakable things when people are asleep. I have lived a happily cat-free life for the last 15 years. Last night, the forecast was for freezing rain. A kitten I know to be a stray came to our door and begged to be let in. My four year old son saw her. I now have a cat, dammit.

[a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net image 640x480]

If your kid keeps strangling the cat like that, your troubles will soon be at an end.
 
Kit Fister [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 01:57:15 PM
katurday? on FRIDAY?!
 
patrick767
2011-12-02 01:57:49 PM
I'll cut this biatch.
How about I tear off your face?
I am become death.
 
WTFDYW [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 01:57:54 PM
www.cambridge-news.co.uk

Godamnnit! Back to square one.
 
Kumana Wanalaia
2011-12-02 01:58:15 PM
Damn you and your estrogenical tyranny!
 
OminousAnonymous
2011-12-02 01:58:32 PM
DingleberryMoose: I hate cats venemously. They make me sneeze and they make my eyes itch. They give you the death stare whenever possible. They do unspeakable things when people are asleep. I have lived a happily cat-free life for the last 15 years. Last night, the forecast was for freezing rain. A kitten I know to be a stray came to our door and begged to be let in. My four year old son saw her. I now have a cat, dammit.

[a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net image 640x480]

Awwww!
 
DingleberryMoose
2011-12-02 01:58:48 PM
brigid_fitch: Daaaawwww. Extra karma points for you!

I get enough of those at work. And she had fleas, so there's that to mess with as well.

loki see loki do: mew... mew...ACK!

It took a bit to get him to hold her by the chest and not the neck. It's just a handy handle out there. She properly rebuked him when he tried to lift her by the handle on the other end.
 
unchellmatt [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 01:59:23 PM
web.mit.edu


"Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - word one - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth."
 
patrick767
2011-12-02 01:59:52 PM
DingleberryMoose
I hate cats venemously. They make me sneeze and they make my eyes itch. They give you the death stare whenever possible. They do unspeakable things when people are asleep. I have lived a happily cat-free life for the last 15 years. Last night, the forecast was for freezing rain. A kitten I know to be a stray came to our door and begged to be let in. My four year old son saw her. I now have a cat, dammit.

You appear to have a zombie cat. Be afraid.

/little bugger looks terrified
 
Erebus1954
2011-12-02 02:00:39 PM
Freschel: Is it Caterday already?

Only days that end in 'y' are Caterday.
 
Pollexabator
2011-12-02 02:01:38 PM
As I walked into the vets, he rushed to the front of the cage and as I called his name he started pawing at the bars.

"No, no, no, get me out of here and back in some strangers van! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO GET AS FAR AWAY AS I DID?!"
 
Diogenes [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 02:01:43 PM
DingleberryMoose: brigid_fitch: Daaaawwww. Extra karma points for you!

I get enough of those at work. And she had fleas, so there's that to mess with as well.

loki see loki do: mew... mew...ACK!

It took a bit to get him to hold her by the chest and not the neck. It's just a handy handle out there. She properly rebuked him when he tried to lift her by the handle on the other end.

I think there are shampoos you can get to help with the allergies. But it's looking like you're going to need to increase your Benadryl budget.

Adorable, though. Both the boy and the cat.
 
cs30109
2011-12-02 02:01:49 PM
Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian: DingleberryMoose: I hate cats venemously. They make me sneeze and they make my eyes itch. They give you the death stare whenever possible. They do unspeakable things when people are asleep. I have lived a happily cat-free life for the last 15 years. Last night, the forecast was for freezing rain. A kitten I know to be a stray came to our door and begged to be let in. My four year old son saw her. I now have a cat, dammit.

[a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net image 640x480]

If your kid keeps strangling the cat like that, your troubles will soon be at an end.

Meh, that cat is fine.
 
Morpheses
2011-12-02 02:02:02 PM
patrick767: I'll cut this biatch.
How about I tear off your face?
I am become death.

Angry cat haiku? Must be a new genre.
 
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