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(Showbiz Spy) Obvious SPOILER ALERT: Charlize Theron is good at being spoiled   (showbizspy.com) divider line 38
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ksobby [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 11:37:35 AM
FTFA: "I couldn't help myself going, 'And there's my castle and that's my thrown.' It was all so amazing."

Thrown? Really?
 
DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 12:03:44 PM
I'd spoil her for any other man.

Really.

Stop laughing.
 
Cincinnati Kid
2011-12-02 12:59:24 PM
ksobby: FTFA: "I couldn't help myself going, 'And there's my castle and that's my thrown.' It was all so amazing."

Thrown? Really?

About what you would expect from a web site called Showbiz Spy.
 
Odd Bird
2011-12-02 01:04:45 PM
SHE'SMINENOWBACKTHEFARKOFFUVHER!111!!1

/and have Kate Beckinsale escort Dina Meyer in
 
StoPPeRmobile
2011-12-02 01:06:56 PM
DjangoStonereaver: I'd spoil her for any other man.

Really.

Stop laughing.

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chandie
2011-12-02 01:11:26 PM
ksobby: FTFA: "I couldn't help myself going, 'And there's my castle and that's my thrown.' It was all so amazing."

Thrown? Really?

Maybe she has an extensive collection of pottery.


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Phil Moskowitz
2011-12-02 01:15:12 PM
I had a thrown once, but it was given to me by a bouncer.
 
jjorsett
2011-12-02 01:27:37 PM
Cincinnati Kid: ksobby: FTFA: "I couldn't help myself going, 'And there's my castle and that's my thrown.' It was all so amazing."

Thrown? Really?

About what you would expect from a web site called Showbiz Spy.

Celebrity/entertainment "reporters" are people who write like uh people who don't write well.
 
hasty ambush
2011-12-02 01:28:35 PM
Mighty Joe Young was her best work
 
PurpleP
2011-12-02 01:34:39 PM
She's on my list
 
Slowdog
2011-12-02 01:37:29 PM
In a game of throwns, you probably don't want to toss the dwarf.
 
SigmaAlgebra
2011-12-02 01:55:25 PM
The most unbelievable thing about Snow White and the Houseman is that anyone would think Kristen Stewart is fairer than Charlize Theron. Whoever did the casting on this failed. I assume they are trying to capitalize on Twilight fangirls paying to watch anything with Stewart or Pattinson.
 
MassD
2011-12-02 02:08:46 PM
SigmaAlgebra: Kristen Stewart is fairer than Charlize Theron

Good point. I wonder how they are going to have Stewart NOT look like a toad when she is on the same screen.
 
bulok
2011-12-02 02:09:16 PM
SigmaAlgebra: The most unbelievable thing about Snow White and the Houseman is that anyone would think Kristen Stewart is fairer than Charlize Theron. Whoever did the casting on this failed. I assume they are trying to capitalize on Twilight fangirls paying to watch anything with Stewart or Pattinson.

It's true if you take the Snow White story at face value and the princess was quite literally "fairer than the queen". But I always took it as that the queen might have been the most beautiful on the outside but inside she was an ugly hag
 
Alphax
2011-12-02 02:09:26 PM
SigmaAlgebra: The most unbelievable thing about Snow White and the Houseman is that anyone would think Kristen Stewart is fairer than Charlize Theron. Whoever did the casting on this failed. I assume they are trying to capitalize on Twilight fangirls paying to watch anything with Stewart or Pattinson.

The mirror in the trailer called the Queen the fairest, but said that Snow White could surpass her someday.
 
zekeburger
2011-12-02 02:12:09 PM
PurpleP: She's on my list

She's been at the top of mine since I saw her get into a catfight with Teri Hatcher in 2 Days in the Valley.

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DrippinBalls [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 02:21:01 PM
Ahhh, the days of dreaming about munching on that butt and licking the labia just from watching her in the Cider House rules.
 
NateAsbestos
2011-12-02 02:24:13 PM
DrippinBalls: Ahhh, the days of dreaming about munching on that butt and licking the labia just from watching her in the Cider House rules.

I feel like I've known you forever.
 
NutznGum
2011-12-02 02:34:29 PM
Mr. F
 
Flappyhead
2011-12-02 03:11:33 PM
zekeburger: PurpleP: She's on my list

She's been at the top of mine since I saw her get into a catfight with Teri Hatcher in 2 Days in the Valley.


For me it was the vine raping from Children of the Corn 3.

What?
 
jaybeezey
2011-12-02 03:12:07 PM
Has anyone talked wanting to have sex with her yet? If not, i'm game.
 
Farkomatic
2011-12-02 03:12:17 PM
I would retire my penis inside her vagina.

Other that that, I have nothing to add. Of course, this is fark - there doesn't need to be anything else to add.
 
Summer Glau's Love Slave
2011-12-02 03:14:05 PM
DrippinBalls: Ahhh, the days of dreaming about munching on that butt and licking the labia just from watching her in the Cider House rules.

You Sir, and/or Madam, are a hopeless romantic.

/Get out of my mind, please.
//And send me your newsletter while your at it.
 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 03:49:37 PM
at her worst she's still better than having to stick it in a blobby tard face.

i'll take her thrown on her throne thrice.

check and mate.

if you know what i mean.
 
Hawk24
2011-12-02 03:55:54 PM
DrippinBalls: Ahhh, the days of dreaming about munching on that butt and licking the labia just from watching her in the Cider House rules.

The shot of her naked backside as she lay on the bed in the cider house was amazing.
 
ThisNameSux
2011-12-02 04:07:31 PM
Snow White and the Huntsman looks surprisingly awesome.
 
OldManDownDRoad [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 04:09:16 PM
Hawk24: DrippinBalls: Ahhh, the days of dreaming about munching on that butt and licking the labia just from watching her in the Cider House rules.

The shot of her naked backside as she lay on the bed in the cider house was amazing.

I was sitting there in the theater admiring that shot, thinking about the warm lighting, the filters on the lens, the placement of the camera and mics and HOLY JEBUS I WOULD GLADLY STEP OVER YOUR DEAD BODY FOR A CHANCE AT THAT.
 
DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 04:14:38 PM
ThisNameSux: Snow White and the Huntsman looks surprisingly awesome.

No.

No it doesn't.
 
drjekel_mrhyde
2011-12-02 04:14:41 PM
I Luv her
 
KnowEyeInnTeem
2011-12-02 04:30:38 PM
I told my wife that I would leave her for Charlize, given the opportunity, but I would throw acid on my wife's face on my way out. You know, because I still love her and would not want anyone else to have her. Love is weird sometimes.
 
ThisNameSux
2011-12-02 05:01:21 PM
DjangoStonereaver: No.

No it doesn't.


Yes.

Yes it does.
 
DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 05:04:29 PM
ThisNameSux: DjangoStonereaver: No.

No it doesn't.


Yes.

Yes it does.

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Let us leave it there, then. Even the presence of Charlize Theron as the sexy evil queen doesn't make me want
to see it. It looks to be as big a pile of failure as Tim Burton's ALICE IN WONDERLAND.
 
ThisNameSux
2011-12-02 05:06:23 PM
Hooray, I win!!!
 
DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 05:19:57 PM
ThisNameSux: Hooray, I win!!!

Considering that the prize is a ticket to that movie, you're welcome to Gold, Silver and Bronze, my friend.
 
ThisNameSux
2011-12-02 05:25:58 PM
DjangoStonereaver: Considering that the prize is a ticket to that movie, you're welcome to Gold, Silver and Bronze, my friend.

You must be confusing Snow White and the Huntsman with Mirror Mirror.
 
mekkab
2011-12-02 07:31:14 PM
NutznGum: Mr. F

Did she show off her Poppins?


/you're such a p****
 
duckpoopy
2011-12-02 11:21:36 PM
I'd spackle her cervix.
 
laid back w/bud light
2011-12-03 09:29:28 PM
Would drag my balls across an airport runway littered with broken glass soaked in isopropyl alcohol to hear her queef over a speakerphone.
/Nah, but you get my attraction
 
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