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(Daily Mail) Strange Biologists discover albino dolphin; from Hell's heart, stab at thee; for hate's sake, spit their last breath at thee   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 20
More: Strange, genetic predisposition, Herman Melville, Brazilians, Moby Dick, predations, right whales, ozone layer  
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ArkAngel [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 11:43:23 AM
Moby Micropenis?
 
unlikely [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 01:49:11 PM
"Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering cute little dolphin" just doesn't have the same darkness to it.
"I grin at thee, thou grinning cute little dolphin!" sounds about as maniacal though...
 
veedeevadeevoodee
2011-12-02 01:52:19 PM
from Hell's heart, stab at thee; for hate's sake, spit their last breath at thee

images.buddytv.com

/ ... these stubbs will weld together like glue from the melted bones of murderers. Quick! forge me the harpoon
 
unlikely [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 02:13:04 PM
veedeevadeevoodee: from Hell's heart, stab at thee; for hate's sake, spit their last breath at thee

[images.buddytv.com image 320x213]

/ ... these stubbs will weld together like glue from the melted bones of murderers. Quick! forge me the harpoon

You're gonna need like, I dunno, FIFTEEN rods for its shank.
 
sofa_King_2006
2011-12-02 02:52:24 PM
www.americancinemathequecalendar.com

Whats Star Trek gots to do with this? ;)
 
Kumana Wanalaia
2011-12-02 02:57:26 PM
Call me iii-i-iii-iiiiii-iiii-i-i-ii-ishmael
 
Kumana Wanalaia
2011-12-02 02:58:50 PM
I wonder how much it would go for per pound on the Japanese sushi market
 
jaybeezey
2011-12-02 03:04:58 PM
It looks delicious!
 
ciberido
2011-12-02 03:21:20 PM
Have you heard the old Klingon proverb that revenge is a dish best served cold?
 
rageaholic
2011-12-02 03:21:29 PM
any word on whether or not it was actually just some rowdy teenagers? Possibly that kid from Powder in this case i guess
 
xmasbaby
2011-12-02 03:26:30 PM
It sounds delicious!
 
Snapper Carr
2011-12-02 03:33:23 PM
sofa_King_2006: [www.americancinemathequecalendar.com image 390x240]

Whats Star Trek gots to do with this? ;)

subby got IV confused with II and whales confused with dolphins?
 
Lost_at_sea
2011-12-02 03:44:18 PM
Snapper Carr: sofa_King_2006: [www.americancinemathequecalendar.com image 390x240]

Whats Star Trek gots to do with this? ;)

subby got IV confused with II and whales confused with dolphins?

Where is the 'That's the joke' jpg when I need it..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYPsoxpt0BU
 
mxypltz
2011-12-02 03:54:03 PM
Snapper Carr

sofa_King_2006: [www.americancinemathequecalendar.com image 390x240]

Whats Star Trek gots to do with this? ;)

subby got IV confused with II and whales confused with dolphins?


You're not very bright, are you?
 
Cisco-Kid
2011-12-02 04:18:18 PM
Baaaaaaaaaaby Beluuuuuuuuuuga!
Baaaaaaaaaaby Beluuuuuuuuuuga!
Is your water warm?
Is your mother home with you. So. Hap-py?
 
wademh
2011-12-02 05:12:05 PM
sofa_King_2006: [www.americancinemathequecalendar.com image 390x240]

Whats Star Trek gots to do with this?

It's like when Emily Hart used to read Braille books to the other kids hiding from the Nazis.
 
bim1154
2011-12-02 05:29:04 PM
Bah.... old news.... There's been a pink one hanging where I'm from in Cameron, La. for years. Too lazy to find my pictures so these will have to do.

Link (new window)
 
unlikely [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 05:45:48 PM
So should he be called Moby Ding-ding?
 
MysteryMachine
2011-12-02 06:15:15 PM
Split your lungs with blood and thunder.
 
MBooda
2011-12-04 01:36:09 AM
Snapper Carr: sofa_King_2006: [www.americancinemathequecalendar.com image 390x240]

Whats Star Trek gots to do with this? ;)

subby got IV confused with II and whales confused with dolphins?

I guess you've figured out by now that I didn't, but it raises an interesting question that's never occurred to me before now. Was IV meant as a sort of apology for the glorification of that cetacean-hating Melville in II? Alternately, wasn't Khan essentially creating a self-fulfilling analogy of Kirk to a whale? Was IV meant to distract viewers from Shatner's expanding waistline by contrasting him with actual whales?
 
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