Holy farking shiat that was beautiful.

Going conservative is a good career move for unfunny comedians.

Get off his lawn?

Let's play word association!

Adam Corolla - Prick
Adam Corolla's Podcast - Delete
Dancin_In_Anson - Are you f*cking kidding me

His butt is still smarting from this OWS thing? They've packed up their tents and gone home.
Time to take the stick (or tent-pole) out yer ass, Corolla.

He sounds rich, angry and ignorant.

Adam Carolla blasts Occupy Wall Street as 'self-entitled monsters'

He does make a pretty good point. The real monsters aren't the powerful elite who got us into this mess, they're the dirty people living in tents.

Also: iPhones and bongos.

Oh, the butt hurt in this thread will be choice.

Dancin_In_Anson: Oh, the butt hurt in this thread will be choice.

Please, continue defending investment banks and speculators who exacerbated the recession, economic downturn and destruction of trillions of dollars in wealth. They're the real victims.

Just how desperate for a standard bearer are you that you're calling Adam Corolla a hero?

kronicfeld: Dancin_In_Anson: Oh, the butt hurt in this thread will be choice.

Please, continue defending investment banks and speculators who exacerbated the recession, economic downturn and destruction of trillions of dollars in wealth. They're the real victims.

I've been assured by card-carrying experts that even if the investment banks and speculators had done nothing wrong, we'd still be in this mess. You know, because the government caused the whole problem. Trufax.

kingoomieiii: kronicfeld: Dancin_In_Anson: Oh, the butt hurt in this thread will be choice.

Please, continue defending investment banks and speculators who exacerbated the recession, economic downturn and destruction of trillions of dollars in wealth. They're the real victims.

I've been assured by card-carrying experts that even if the investment banks and speculators had done nothing wrong, we'd still be in this mess. You know, because the government caused the whole problem. Trufax.

BARNEY FRANK!

There's a word for "ass douche" and it's "enema." Let's not make up terms here.

Entitlement? That's precisely what's wrong with the 1%. They have entitlements the rest of us don't solely because they've gotten wealthy playing on an uneven playing field.

cameroncrazy1984: BARNEY FRANK!

Haha, *insert irrelevant gay joke*.

Dancin_In_Anson: Oh, the butt hurt in this thread will be choice.

Well of course you're already butthurt, all you have to work with in this thread is trying to whiteknight a controversial douche who got famous through titty entertainment. It's too much for your troll skills, just get over it.

CArolla.

kronicfeld: Please, continue defending investment banks and speculators who exacerbated the recession, economic downturn and destruction of trillions of dollars in wealth.

I have done no such thing. But then again I'm not whining about it either. I have more important things to do...like take care of me and mine and I damn sure am not going to accomplish that while living in squalor in a park banging on bongos and biatching about how good J.L. Gotrocks has it.

But by all means...knock yourself out.

Dancin_In_Anson: kronicfeld: Please, continue defending investment banks and speculators who exacerbated the recession, economic downturn and destruction of trillions of dollars in wealth.

I have done no such thing. But then again I'm not whining about it either. I have more important things to do...like take care of me and mine and I damn sure am not going to accomplish that while living in squalor in a park banging on bongos and biatching about how good J.L. Gotrocks has it.

But by all means...knock yourself out.

Have you considered that the protesters aren't acting out of jealousy, envy, or entitlement but out of a desire to see the system that created these unfair/artificial disparaties reformed?

Honestly, you don't sound conservative. You sound like Abe Simpson.

Dancin_In_Anson: I damn sure am not going to accomplish that while living in squalor in a park banging on bongos and biatching about how good J.L. Gotrocks has it

Don't forget about the iPhones.

Speaking of which, is there a bongo app for the iPhone yet?

So, let me get this straight- liberal young protesters fighting against corrupt legislation and government power to graft largess to companies are wrong, but anarchist old protesters who'd like to cut out the government middle-man and let the same companies buying corrupt legislation just run roughshod over citizens directly are ok?

Dancin_In_Anson: I have done no such thing

No, you just flee when someone suggests getting you to say, directly, that things need fixing and here's some ideas if you'd like to agree with them.

palladiate: So, let me get this straight- liberal young protesters fighting against corrupt legislation and government power to graft largess to companies are wrong, but anarchist old protesters who'd like to cut out the government middle-man and let the same companies buying corrupt legislation just run roughshod over citizens directly are ok?

Yep.

See, if you abandon all personal responsibility for your actions and blame every one of your failures on the government, then you're a REAL AMERICAN PATRIOT like the tea party.

Carolla nailed it.

11of12: sigdiamond2000: Speaking of which, is there a bongo app for the iPhone yet?

Link (new window)

I should've known.

SkinnyHead: Carolla nailed it me.

SkinnyHead: Carolla nailed it.

If it is a lot of skanks with no self-esteem, yes.

GAT_00: Just how desperate for a standard bearer are you that you're calling Adam Corolla a hero?

Dennis Miller, Victoria Jackson, and Michael Moriarity had previous engagements, so they had to go to the bench for this one.

SkinnyHead: Carolla nailed it.

Yep:

Diogenes: Have you considered that the protesters aren't acting out of jealousy, envy, or entitlement but out of a desire to see the system that created these unfair/artificial disparaties reformed?



sigdiamond2000: Don't forget about the iPhones.

Only on the uptown side though. This unfairness MUST be reformed.

I disagree with him, but I still enjoy his work on The BS Report.

Dancin_In_Anson: SkinnyHead: Carolla nailed it.

Yep:

Diogenes: Have you considered that the protesters aren't acting out of jealousy, envy, or entitlement but out of a desire to see the system that created these unfair/artificial disparaties reformed?



sigdiamond2000: Don't forget about the iPhones.

Only on the uptown side though. This unfairness MUST be reformed.

So, just to recap, you're totally cool with 1% of the country controlling a vast majority of its wealth? You're fine with the greatest country in the world having the fifth largest disparity between rich and poor (worse than even most African countries)?

So expressing that it would be a good idea to reintroduce Glass-Steagall makes you a self-entitled monster?

Alrighty then.

Also: what happened to telling vapid Hollywood entertainers to shut their yaps about politics?

cameroncrazy1984: So, just to recap, you're totally cool with 1% of the country controlling a vast majority of its wealth?

No, to recap, I don't give a fark.

*yawn*

It's the same generalizing bullshiat and stereotypes we've heard from any number of FOX News Bobleheads and guests in the last few months.

Seems Carolla is just as unoriginal in his personal life as he is in his professional life.

Who?

Dancin_In_Anson: cameroncrazy1984: So, just to recap, you're totally cool with 1% of the country controlling a vast majority of its wealth?

No, to recap, I don't give a fark.

Which is the same as being cool with it. Thanks for confirming.

cameroncrazy1984: So, just to recap, you're totally cool with 1% of the country controlling a vast majority of its wealth? You're fine with the greatest country in the world having the fifth largest disparity between rich and poor (worse than even most African countries)?

To be fair, most folks don't give a rat's ass about tyranny these days, as long as they get theirs and they look like they're on "the right side of things."

palladiate: cameroncrazy1984: So, just to recap, you're totally cool with 1% of the country controlling a vast majority of its wealth? You're fine with the greatest country in the world having the fifth largest disparity between rich and poor (worse than even most African countries)?

To be fair, most folks don't give a rat's ass about tyranny these days, as long as they get theirs and they look like they're on "the right side of things."

Apathy is the greatest asset of the wealthy.

cameroncrazy1984: palladiate: cameroncrazy1984: So, just to recap, you're totally cool with 1% of the country controlling a vast majority of its wealth? You're fine with the greatest country in the world having the fifth largest disparity between rich and poor (worse than even most African countries)?

To be fair, most folks don't give a rat's ass about tyranny these days, as long as they get theirs and they look like they're on "the right side of things."

Apathy is the greatest asset of the wealthy.

Let's not load the debate in guy's like Corolla's favor. It's not about wealth, it's about the wealthy purchasing tyranny with that wealth.

Dancin_In_Anson: cameroncrazy1984: So, just to recap, you're totally cool with 1% of the country controlling a vast majority of its wealth?

No, to recap, I don't give a fark.

Let's put it this way:

Do you care about Wall Street investment bankers enriching themselves by using the public fisc to bear the burden of their losses?

Because that's, you know, kind of the point.

cameroncrazy1984: SkinnyHead: Carolla nailed it.

If it is a lot of skanks with no self-esteem, yes.

What's wrong with nailing skanks with no self-esteem? It's better than just throwing money at them at the titty bar and getting nothing in return.

JerseyTim: I disagree with him, but I still enjoy his work on The BS Report.

Agreed, I started listening to Carolla's podcast after he was on with Simmons. I don't love his politics (on the rare occasions that he shares them) but I do find him entertaining.

/shrug

Nabb1: What's wrong with nailing skanks with no self-esteem? It's better than just throwing money at them at the titty bar and getting nothing in return.

So THAT'S what you were doing yesterday when you said you were going to "lunch" and hoofed it all the way down to Bourbon Street for 3 hours.

gilgigamesh: Nabb1: What's wrong with nailing skanks with no self-esteem? It's better than just throwing money at them at the titty bar and getting nothing in return.

So THAT'S what you were doing yesterday when you said you were going to "lunch" and hoofed it all the way down to Bourbon Street for 3 hours.

Hey, Rick's has a lunch buffet.

You eaten, yet?

I didn't realize he was such a shiathead.