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(Globe and Mail) Dumbass Defence Minister Peter MacKay likes to have sex while a horse watches. Okay, not really, but if he can lie, then so can Subby   (theglobeandmail.com) divider line 26
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Bob_Laublaw
2011-12-02 10:36:20 AM
I hold Peter MacKay in the same regard as I do Sean Avery, Brett Hull, Ezra Levant & Jean Chretien.
 
tuanortsa [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 01:13:42 PM
you made me chuckle subby
 
coeyagi
2011-12-02 01:14:06 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

Approves.

"I did not, er...suck off a horse. I have already dealt with this issue with the party chairman ... and as I explained to him, I was out hunting with a friend and I slipped onto the end of a horse's phallus, which, unfortunately, owing to it being the mating season, was aroused."
 
gremzo
2011-12-02 01:16:41 PM
First off bravo for the headline subby. Second why is this man still in a position of influence? Not only did he sell out the progressive conservatives, but his stupid blind support for policies that are quite frankly bordering on insane makes me wonder if your headline is true, and Harper has pictures of it.
 
GleeUnit [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 01:18:57 PM
Politics tab horse trifecta in play? Weird.
 
Flappyhead
2011-12-02 01:35:37 PM
Bob_Laublaw: I hold Peter MacKay in the same regard as I do Sean Avery, Brett Hull, Ezra Levant & Jean Chretien.

Dude, man, no. Go after his mother or something, that's just being mean.
 
Glenford
2011-12-02 01:51:21 PM
gremzo: First off bravo for the headline subby. Second why is this man still in a position of influence? Not only did he sell out the progressive conservatives, but his stupid blind support for policies that are quite frankly bordering on insane makes me wonder if your headline is true, and Harper has pictures of it.

He's just looking for a promotion. If Tony "Gazebo" Clement can be rewarded for being a lying sack of shiat, why not him?
 
unitednihilists
2011-12-02 01:51:38 PM
Some one call in Tucker to fix this mess.
2.bp.blogspot.com

And immediately promote Mackay to cleaning the gum on the under side of the back bench.
 
Azmodan Kijur
2011-12-02 02:18:30 PM
Fits right in with the Conservatives then. I hear Harper is said to favour the wilds of goats ... Bavarian goats.
 
birdboy2000
2011-12-02 02:31:36 PM
There's something that seems quaint about Canadians expecting their politicians to tell the truth.

/American
//Happy when a politician lies less than usual
 
A Dark Evil Omen
2011-12-02 02:37:21 PM
birdboy2000: There's something that seems quaint about Canadians expecting their politicians to tell the truth.

/American
//Happy when a politician lies less than usual

Canadians expect their politicians to tell the truth, and castigate them when they don't.

Americans expect their politicians to lie, and castigate them when they don't.

Welcome to the reason American politics is such a disaster area.
 
NutznGum
2011-12-02 02:37:36 PM
Nothing happened to the Minister for Gazebo Affairs for his outright lying, McKay has nothing to worry about either.
 
Spadababababababa Spadina Bus
2011-12-02 02:45:24 PM
Glenford: gremzo: First off bravo for the headline subby. Second why is this man still in a position of influence? Not only did he sell out the progressive conservatives, but his stupid blind support for policies that are quite frankly bordering on insane makes me wonder if your headline is true, and Harper has pictures of it.

He's just looking for a promotion. If Tony "Gazebo" Clement can be rewarded for being a lying sack of shiat, why not him?

MACKAY FOR PM IN '15


/Cynicism? I has it
 
beta_plus
2011-12-02 02:52:40 PM
Well, Norm MacDonald did mention to Jon Stewart that he had a thing for crocodiles. It might not be so implausible.
 
Mercutio74
2011-12-02 03:03:20 PM
Well Canada... this is what a plurality of us voted for for the next 4.5 years.
 
Kibbler
2011-12-02 03:29:50 PM
We here in the states like to have horses watch our president have sex after flying onto the deck of a carrier two miles offshore, and prancing around in a flight suit, crowing about how he done kicked ass in a daddy-issues murder party that hasn't even started yet.

Ladies and gentleman, the president of the United States, Dwayne Elizando Mountain Dew Walker Bush, will speak this evening, pre-empting tonight's showing of "Ow My Balls." He's got what Americans crave.

/Nice try Canada but this is the major leagues of stupid
 
Prof. Ann Marion
2011-12-02 04:48:15 PM
Why does Fark hate Sarah Jessica Parker so much?
 
monty666 [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 04:59:11 PM
This was funny because it was believable.
 
apoptotic
2011-12-02 07:02:03 PM
I propose that as punishment, for the duration of Conservative rule, all MacKay's air travel should have to be at the end of a hoist.
 
whereisian
2011-12-02 07:11:16 PM
If there are any repercussions, I will be farking amazed.
 
NutznGum
2011-12-02 08:05:46 PM
It was a search and rescue mission, they were looking for McKay's credibility.
 
PlatinumDragon
2011-12-02 10:42:22 PM
Glenford: gremzo: First off bravo for the headline subby. Second why is this man still in a position of influence? Not only did he sell out the progressive conservatives, but his stupid blind support for policies that are quite frankly bordering on insane makes me wonder if your headline is true, and Harper has pictures of it.

He's just looking for a promotion. If Tony "Gazebo" Clement can be rewarded for being a lying sack of shiat, why not him?

Don't forget Bev "No" Oda.
 
beta_plus
2011-12-02 11:56:29 PM
Can't believe no one has linked this yet. (new window)

/probably the funniest thing I've ever seen on TDS
 
ox45tallboy [TotalFark]
2011-12-03 02:43:46 AM
Dear Canada,

I know you guys still think you're British to the point of honoring the not-so-attractive chick Prince Charles was banging while he was married to the slightly-more-attractive Princess Di with the title of "Princess", but really? Defence? For crying out loud, Firefox even says that is misspelled.

You guys have got to look at England and say, "You blokes need to learn to speak English" and take your spelling cues from the country to the south. You know, that place you look to for cultural cues, and where all of your best entertainers wind up?

Defense. See, it isn't so hard. And don't try to pull that "we also speak French" crap on me, everyone knows "defense" in French is "reddition".
 
John the Magnificent
2011-12-03 09:36:59 AM
ox45tallboy: Dear Canada,

I know you guys still think you're British to the point of honoring the not-so-attractive chick Prince Charles was banging while he was married to the slightly-more-attractive Princess Di with the title of "Princess", but really? Defence? For crying out loud, Firefox even says that is misspelled.

You guys have got to look at England and say, "You blokes need to learn to speak English" and take your spelling cues from the country to the south. You know, that place you look to for cultural cues, and where all of your best entertainers wind up?

Defense. See, it isn't so hard. And don't try to pull that "we also speak French" crap on me, everyone knows "defense" in French is "reddition".

Dear America,

Donald Trump
Corporations are people
Sarah Palin
Larry the Cable Guy
Herman Cain
Barbara Walters
Fox News
Lady Gaga
Rick Perry
Glenn Beck
Jersey Shore
Paulie Shore
Wall Street Douchebags
Bill Mahar
Clarence Thomas
Randi Rhodes
Jerry Springer
Rush Limbaugh


I could go on, but I think we will just follow our own instincts for now.
 
RTOGUY [TotalFark]
2011-12-03 01:13:27 PM
I really wish the man had just said "I'm the farking defence minister and I wanted a farking helicopter ride". If he wants to drive to work in a tank or take an APC to Arbys I really don't care. Lies though just bother me and lies with an obvious email trail just makes me even more angry because it just shows that they don't think voters are smart enough to figure it out.
 
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