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hogans

2011-12-02 10:23:46 AM

Star Wars: Empire at War gave you a bonus if you trashed all the Ewok huts on Endor. If you played Forces of Corruption, you could even use Ewoks as suicide bombers. That puts them to far better use than a mere snack.

They'd probably taste gamey. I'd rather eat a rancor's heart and gain its strength.

ha-ha-guy

2011-12-02 10:27:58 AM

If I was the Empire I'd have cut a deal with the Vermont Teddy Bear company and offset the cost of Death Star construction a bit.

scottydoesntknow

2011-12-02 10:29:02 AM

hogans: They'd probably taste gamey. I'd rather eat a rancor's heart and gain its strength

Everyone knows Ewoks are like feral hogs. If you shoot em young they have excellent chops. Add a little port cherry sauce or stuff em with onions and peppers and you got a bang up meal.

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AbiNormal

2011-12-02 10:38:43 AM

Not good enough. I want blood and gore and George's head on a pike!!!

markie_farkie

2011-12-02 10:38:50 AM

Meh. I'd rather eat this until she tore my ears off:

www.beertripper.com

Shostie

2011-12-02 10:43:59 AM

hogans: Star Wars: Empire at War gave you a bonus if you trashed all the Ewok huts on Endor. If you played Forces of Corruption, you could even use Ewoks as suicide bombers. That puts them to far better use than a mere snack.

They'd probably taste gamey. I'd rather eat a rancor's heart and gain its strength.

One of the Star Wars: Battlefield games let you run around Endor capping Ewoks.

yves0010

2011-12-02 10:48:20 AM

Shostie: hogans: Star Wars: Empire at War gave you a bonus if you trashed all the Ewok huts on Endor. If you played Forces of Corruption, you could even use Ewoks as suicide bombers. That puts them to far better use than a mere snack.

They'd probably taste gamey. I'd rather eat a rancor's heart and gain its strength.

One of the Star Wars: Battlefield games let you run around Endor capping Ewoks.

Dang it.. you beat me to it. I loved capping the Ewoks in Battlefront. Long range sniper taking out the little Ewoks as the ran for thier lives.

Gonz

2011-12-02 11:14:47 AM

Nope.

Chuck Testa.

Zombie Butler

2011-12-02 12:28:49 PM

yves0010: Shostie: hogans: Star Wars: Empire at War gave you a bonus if you trashed all the Ewok huts on Endor. If you played Forces of Corruption, you could even use Ewoks as suicide bombers. That puts them to far better use than a mere snack.

They'd probably taste gamey. I'd rather eat a rancor's heart and gain its strength.

One of the Star Wars: Battlefield games let you run around Endor capping Ewoks.

Dang it.. you beat me to it. I loved capping the Ewoks in Battlefront. Long range sniper taking out the little Ewoks as the ran for thier lives.

Best part of that game, really. Ok, most satisfying.

pudding7

2011-12-02 12:42:01 PM

Was Endor the planet, around which revolved the unnamed moon where the Ewoks lived?

Or was Endor the name of the moon itself, revolving around some unnamed planet?

At one point, doesn't the Emperor refer to is as "the Centurion moon"?

ciderczar

2011-12-02 12:49:50 PM

Ross Noble had the right idea. Take them to Titan and throw the in a lake of farts to watch them shatter.

maxximillian

2011-12-02 12:59:12 PM

The ewok standing over his dead friend still makes me sad

/I'll take a planet of ewoks any day over Jar Jar

Abe Vigoda's Ghost

2011-12-02 01:27:49 PM

markie_farkie: Meh. I'd rather eat this until she tore my ears off:

That grows up and becomes this.

cdn.buzznet.com

I don't think you want any part of this.

Gonz

2011-12-02 01:35:19 PM

pudding7: Was Endor the planet, around which revolved the unnamed moon where the Ewoks lived?

Or was Endor the name of the moon itself, revolving around some unnamed planet?

At one point, doesn't the Emperor refer to is as "the Centurion moon"?

ACKBAR
"You can see here the Death Star orbiting the forest Moon of Endor."

EMPEROR (angry)
"Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design. (indicates Endor)
Your friends up there on the Sanctuary Moon..."

Luke reacts. The Emperor notes it.

EMPEROR (cont)
"...are walking into a trap. As is your Rebel fleet! It was I who allowed the Alliance to know the location of the shield generator. It is quite safe from your pitiful little band. An entire legion of my best troops awaits them."

I'd call the script inconclusive, but would lean toward the planet being named Endor.

BurnShrike

2011-12-02 02:27:31 PM

ciderczar: Ross Noble had the right idea. Take them to Titan and throw the in a lake of farts to watch them shatter.

That was by far one of the funniest episodes of QI I've seen.

OgreMagi

2011-12-02 02:34:59 PM

maxximillian: [www.galacticbinder.com image 400x235]
The ewok standing over his dead friend still makes me sad

/I'll take a planet of ewoks any day over Jar Jar

Makes for an easy target, too.

markie_farkie

2011-12-02 03:07:48 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: I don't think you want any part of this.

OK then how about this, post-weight-loss:

forthoseabouttoshop.ca

Abe Vigoda's Ghost

2011-12-02 03:18:18 PM

markie_farkie: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: I don't think you want any part of this.

OK then how about this, post-weight-loss:

[forthoseabouttoshop.ca image 345x500]

A testament to Photoshop and good framing.

yves0010

2011-12-02 03:19:59 PM

Zombie Butler: yves0010: Shostie: hogans: Star Wars: Empire at War gave you a bonus if you trashed all the Ewok huts on Endor. If you played Forces of Corruption, you could even use Ewoks as suicide bombers. That puts them to far better use than a mere snack.

They'd probably taste gamey. I'd rather eat a rancor's heart and gain its strength.

One of the Star Wars: Battlefield games let you run around Endor capping Ewoks.

Dang it.. you beat me to it. I loved capping the Ewoks in Battlefront. Long range sniper taking out the little Ewoks as the ran for thier lives.

Best part of that game, really. Ok, most satisfying.

Until they release a Battlefront with the Gungons in it so we can shoot the hell out of Jar Jar.. Its the best we got.

MrSteve007

2011-12-02 03:23:09 PM

The Ewok Holocaust - caused by the debris of the Death Star raining down on the planet.
Link (new window)
images.wikia.com

stevetherobot

2011-12-02 03:33:42 PM

scottydoesntknow: hogans: They'd probably taste gamey. I'd rather eat a rancor's heart and gain its strength

Everyone knows Ewoks are like feral hogs. If you shoot em young they have excellent chops. Add a little port cherry sauce or stuff em with onions and peppers and you got a bang up meal.

[mahou.files.wordpress.com image 350x390]

I thought they tasted like chicken.

yelmrog

2011-12-02 04:12:15 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: markie_farkie: Meh. I'd rather eat this until she tore my ears off:

That grows up and becomes this.

[cdn.buzznet.com image 640x1002]

I don't think you want any part of this.

when 55 years old you reach, look as good you will not.

Parthenogenetic

2011-12-02 05:36:48 PM

yelmrog: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: markie_farkie: Meh. I'd rather eat this until she tore my ears off:

That grows up and becomes this.

[cdn.buzznet.com image 640x1002]

I don't think you want any part of this.

when 55 years old you reach, look as good you will not.

Judge her by her size, do you?

ciderczar

2011-12-02 11:32:01 PM

yves0010: Zombie Butler: yves0010: Shostie: hogans: Star Wars: Empire at War gave you a bonus if you trashed all the Ewok huts on Endor. If you played Forces of Corruption, you could even use Ewoks as suicide bombers. That puts them to far better use than a mere snack.

They'd probably taste gamey. I'd rather eat a rancor's heart and gain its strength.

One of the Star Wars: Battlefield games let you run around Endor capping Ewoks.

Dang it.. you beat me to it. I loved capping the Ewoks in Battlefront. Long range sniper taking out the little Ewoks as the ran for thier lives.

Best part of that game, really. Ok, most satisfying.

Until they release a Battlefront with the Gungons in it so we can shoot the hell out of Jar Jar.. Its the best we got.

I seem to remember getting to do that on the psp, but maybe my mind's messing with me.

yves0010

2011-12-03 09:24:03 AM

ciderczar: yves0010: Zombie Butler: yves0010: Shostie: hogans: Star Wars: Empire at War gave you a bonus if you trashed all the Ewok huts on Endor. If you played Forces of Corruption, you could even use Ewoks as suicide bombers. That puts them to far better use than a mere snack.

They'd probably taste gamey. I'd rather eat a rancor's heart and gain its strength.

One of the Star Wars: Battlefield games let you run around Endor capping Ewoks.

Dang it.. you beat me to it. I loved capping the Ewoks in Battlefront. Long range sniper taking out the little Ewoks as the ran for thier lives.

Best part of that game, really. Ok, most satisfying.

Until they release a Battlefront with the Gungons in it so we can shoot the hell out of Jar Jar.. Its the best we got.

I seem to remember getting to do that on the psp, but maybe my mind's messing with me.

Maybe, I dont have the PSP versioin.

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