Or perhaps it was just my goop hitting the floor from my latest sexcapade.

There's a couple other things I also associate wet splats with, subby.

What was awesome was the "My wife never new about my 'friend' of 13 years I went on rips with and helped pay her bills" story yesterday.

That kind of puts a fork in your "we are just friends" excuse.

That'll happen when you advocate for the illegal detention of American citizens on American soil...

So, he's a black man with power. What did we expect Morgan Freeman?

DES MOINES, Iowa - Herman Cain's once-surging popularity in Iowa has plummeted in the wake of an allegation of a 13-year extramarital affair, leaving him at single-digit support with the Iowa caucuses just over a month away.

What does it say about the average voter in this country that Cain's repeatedly displayed stupidity on matters of economics and foreign policy don't cause him to plummet in the polls, but the fact that he apparently can't keep his dick in his pants does?

I don't know, other than the average voter in this country could add their IQ to their waist size and still have a two-digit number.

I never knew Godfather's Pizza existed until this asshole started campaigning. Now I know there's one 5 minutes from my house. I think his presidential campaign was one big advertising ploy. I'm still not going to eat there though.

Didn't Newt have a couple affairs many years ago?

tnpir: What does it say about the average voter in this country that Cain's repeatedly displayed stupidity on matters of economics and foreign policy don't cause him to plummet in the polls, but the fact that he apparently can't keep his dick in his pants does?

The worst is that the guy replacing him has just as nasty (if not worse) history when it comes to perverse sex acts. These people make no sense.

Thanks, subby. That visual will go nicely with my soup and sandwich I'm currently eating for lunch.

A very efficient, complete and total character assassination. He must've REALLY pissed somebody off. Somebody with tons of both cash and connections.

SuperDuper28: So, he's a black man with power. What did we expect Morgan Freeman?

I was thinking more along the lines of Will Smith, but Freeman will do.

tnpir: DES MOINES, Iowa - Herman Cain's once-surging popularity in Iowa has plummeted in the wake of an allegation of a 13-year extramarital affair, leaving him at single-digit support with the Iowa caucuses just over a month away.

What does it say about the average voter in this country that Cain's repeatedly displayed stupidity on matters of economics and foreign policy don't cause him to plummet in the polls, but the fact that he apparently can't keep his dick in his pants does?

I don't know, other than the average voter in this country could add their IQ to their waist size and still have a two-digit number.

Have you *seen* american voters? They could *subtract* their IQ from their waist size and still get a *three* digit number.

so that dark walnut ice cream is now slushy mud?

/i just grossed myself out

This is bad news...

dumbobruni: so that dark walnut ice cream is now slushy mud?

It's now Santorum.

This is good, right? All the derpers are telling me I'm terrified of this guy. Maybe its his excellent work at godfather's pizza, his motivational speeches, his nuanced policy positions on Uzibeckybeckystanstanstan, his superior family values...oh and the black thing. I'm afraid because he's black and therefore every minority that voted for Obama in 2008 would vote for him because that's the only thing they care about.

So...hooray. This makes a difference I'm sure, because he sooooo had a chance.

At least now Cain can achieve his goal of 9.99%

I can't believe his defense of "I did not sexually harass every single woman I've ever met" didn't work.

Maybe the American public is slightly smarter than I thought. Very slightly.

He was never a serious candidate anyway. No, I mean it - fer chrissake, he's a black Republican. Duh?

tnpir: What does it say about the average voter in this country that Cain's repeatedly displayed stupidity on matters of economics and foreign policy don't cause him to plummet in the polls, but the fact that he apparently can't keep his dick in his pants does?

I'm actually tired of hearing about the sex shiat. 9-9-9, Uz-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan, 3 page bills, the electrified fence, having no idea what was happening in Libya, Opportunity Zones, and whatever god damned nonsense he spouted that I'm forgetting right now should have absolutely disqualified him, but he just shot up in the polls. Now that we have some soap opera bullshiat to glom onto, though, it's lights out.

This country is farking retarded.

algrant33: A very efficient, complete and total character assassination. He must've REALLY pissed somebody off. Somebody with tons of both cash and connections.

This is an obvious join effort by the drive-by liberal MSM mainstream media, ACLU, ACORN, 0Bimbo and his gay-black-secular-Muslin sympathizers, the New Black Panthers, NAACP, the Girl Scouts, maple syrup... the list goes on and on.

Women For Cain understand. They know Herman takes a long time to surge.

thurstonxhowell: tnpir: What does it say about the average voter in this country that Cain's repeatedly displayed stupidity on matters of economics and foreign policy don't cause him to plummet in the polls, but the fact that he apparently can't keep his dick in his pants does?

I'm actually tired of hearing about the sex shiat. 9-9-9, Uz-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan, 3 page bills, the electrified fence, having no idea what was happening in Libya, Opportunity Zones, and whatever god damned nonsense he spouted that I'm forgetting right now should have absolutely disqualified him, but he just shot up in the polls. Now that we have some soap opera bullshiat to glom onto, though, it's lights out.

This country is farking retarded.

Thank you!! Now we can concentrate on getting a better candidate in office:

Why do candidates like this even bother running? They must KNOW this stuff is going to come back to bite them!

Attn: If you've cheated on your wife, don't bother running!

tnpir:
What does it say about the average voter in this country that Cain's repeatedly displayed stupidity on matters of economics and foreign policy don't cause him to plummet in the polls, but the fact that he apparently can't keep his dick in his pants does?

I find it more disturbing that his numbers registered nary a blip as accusations of harrassment continued to snowball.

So you played a little grab ass? Hey, s'all good, Herm; we're cool.
Whoa whoa, you had a consensual relationship?? Farking scum.

VJStinger: This is an obvious join effort by the drive-by liberal MSM mainstream media, ACLU, ACORN, 0Bimbo and his gay-black-secular-Muslin sympathizers, the New Black Panthers, NAACP, the Girl Scouts, maple syrup... the list goes on and on.

Yeah, it's like I say it in every Cain thread. If the Republicans don't vote for Cain in the Republican Presidential Primaries to choose the Republican nominee for President, it's only because Democrats are racists.

This is a perfect example of how the media controls our politics. This was a professional character assassination by jealous women and racist Republican party. Cain has been found guilty in the court of public opinion and that's all that matters. He's being done in without a trial just like Jerry Sandusky and his youth charity.

It's a sad day in this country when incontrovertible evidence of innocence is dismissed in favor of a jealous wife who could never comprehend the generosity of her husband.

Wake up, America. Cain is a victim.

LDM90: Why do candidates like this even bother running? They must KNOW this stuff is going to come back to bite them!

Attn: If you've cheated on your wife, don't bother running! Unless you want multiple terms?

bdMurray: Have you *seen* american voters? They could *subtract* their IQ from their waist size and still get a *three* digit number.

Only if you use the metric system. Which we don't, more's the shame.

Shaggy_C: tnpir: What does it say about the average voter in this country that Cain's repeatedly displayed stupidity on matters of economics and foreign policy don't cause him to plummet in the polls, but the fact that he apparently can't keep his dick in his pants does?

The worst is that the guy replacing him has just as nasty (if not worse) history when it comes to perverse sex acts.

Doesn't that point to Cain losing support for displaying stupidity on matters of economic and foreign policy then?

These people make no sense.

Why are "perverse sex acts" such an outrage the "keep your laws out of my bedroom" types anyway? Isn't it a good thing if the uptight fundie morons loosen up when it comes to sex? I just don't see the cause for such outrage other than partisanship. Would all of you cry foul if the GOP ever came around to supporting gay marriage? What reason would anyone change their position if it will just be met with outrage and cries of "HYPOCRITE!!!"?

Save yourself the time of posting "bu... bu... but they are the party that touts family values! Herpa Derpa!" That shiat doesn't fly any more than accusing every Democrat of being a gun grabber. Stereotypes are bad even when your own side does it.

algrant33: A very efficient, complete and total character assassination. He must've REALLY pissed somebody off. Somebody with tons of both cash and connections.

Or maybe, just maybe, the guy is simply an idiot who can't keep his pants zipped and finally got caught. It happens every day with people from all walks of life.

Or like you said, perhaps it's some secret plot led by mysterious power brokers with 'tons of both cash and connections' to prevent a guy from getting the nomination that was never going to get the nomination anyway. A plot that goes back decades and involves a number of questionable actions that even Cain admits to. Holy shiat, Cain has a ton of both cash and connections. Maybe he's in on this whole thing!

Cain mis-spoke: what he meant was his plan was 69-69-69

WTF. this is real. the whole thing is screwy. He hasnt been with his wife since the shiat hit the fan?

Herman Cain meets with wife for first time since allegations arose (new window)

Evil-Imposter: subby:


Sorry, had to.

"I think marriage should be protected at the federal level also. I used to believe that it could be just handled by the states but there's a movement going on to basically take the teeth out of the 1996 Defense of Marriage Act and that could cause an unraveling, so we do need some protection at the federal level because of that and so yes I would support legislation that would say that it's between a man and a woman."

LDM90: Why do candidates like this even bother running? They must KNOW this stuff is going to come back to bite them!

Attn: If you've cheated on your wife, don't bother running!




Wait whut?

Aren't the people who run for president supposed to be smarter than us?

Just needs to switch parties and he could oust PBO for the nominations.

tnpir: DES MOINES, Iowa - Herman Cain's once-surging popularity in Iowa has plummeted in the wake of an allegation of a 13-year extramarital affair, leaving him at single-digit support with the Iowa caucuses just over a month away.

What does it say about the average voter in this country that Cain's repeatedly displayed stupidity on matters of economics and foreign policy don't cause him to plummet in the polls, but the fact that he apparently can't keep his dick in his pants does?

I don't know, other than the average voter in this country could add their IQ to their waist size and still have a two-digit number.

HEY!!

/I was told there wouldn't be math.

umad: Why are "perverse sex acts" such an outrage the "keep your laws out of my bedroom" types anyway? Isn't it a good thing if the uptight fundie morons loosen up when it comes to sex? I just don't see the cause for such outrage other than partisanship. Would all of you cry foul if the GOP ever came around to supporting gay marriage? What reason would anyone change their position if it will just be met with outrage and cries of "HYPOCRITE!!!"?

So we are not allowed to point out people who BAN marriage for others because they say marriage is such a sacred institution it needs to be protected federally using discrimination to keep it such an important institution then lie and cheat all over it?

Somewhat off-topic, but I just learned the other day the concept of Cain's 999 plan. I have to admit, it didn't sound bad but . . .

. . . since the plan was "devised" by a) a Republican and b) a Republican who's an even bigger dumbf*ck than a lot of other Republicans what is wrong with this plan? I know there has to be something stupid or sinister behind it.

If anyone would like to clarify I'd appreciate it!

As long as he's still polling ahead of the qualified guy, who cares? At least with all the sex stuff the GOP can write off his decline as a sex thing without having to worry about the Bradley effect exposing massive tracts of racism among the rank and file on election day.

umad: Doesn't that point to Cain losing support for displaying stupidity on matters of economic and foreign policy then?

Nope; his stupidity has been on display the whole time. His poll numbers didn't plummet until the accusations about sexual affairs came out. Republican voters are idiots.

paygun: Aren't the people who run for president supposed to be smarter than us?

No, no! Americans want a president they can sit down and have a beer with. They're supposed to be someone the average joe can beat at a game of checkers while having the intellect of a wet sponge. Get with the program.