Another Tebow thread?

Really?

fatalvenom: Another Tebow thread?

Really?

Well, we haven't reached our weekly quota.

Like Sarah Palin in her heyday or the Pittsburgh Steelers last year, there's a certain amount that need to be made.

Can someone kneel on his neck and be done with it?

This is exactly why all atheists are terrible leaders and weak-willed people in general.

Dogfacedgod: This is exactly why all atheists are terrible leaders and weak-willed people in general.

Say what you want about Hitler but he was a strong leader and certainly not weak-willed.

/I know. I went there and I feel awful. Feel free to flame me in the rest of thread. I won't say a thing.
//Was Pol-Pot an atheist? He was pretty strong willed too.

Uh, Sally, try covering your area. DC already has a leader on one of their pro teams:



It's not his fault the rest of his team plays like shiat.

Harv72b: Dogfacedgod: This is exactly why all atheists are terrible leaders and weak-willed people in general.

3/10: fails to take into account numerous glaring examples to the contrary but is generic enough to attract similar derp.

This.

That is a much better response than my Godwinning the thread.

/Still feel awful for going there.

Harv72b: Dogfacedgod: This is exactly why all atheists are terrible leaders and weak-willed people in general.

3/10: fails to take into account numerous glaring examples to the contrary but is generic enough to attract similar derp.

Meh..i'd even go lower considering the numerous examples to the contrary you noted.....so many of them, you can make that statement without the trollbait being obvious...


0.5/10

Captain Obvious says things would be a lot different if Tebow praised Allah instead of Jeebus.

What if we had a daily Tebow thread and nobody showed up?

From now on if I find myself in a Tebow thread I'm posting a pic of a better quarterback.

AdmirableSnackbar: What if we had a daily Tebow thread and nobody showed up?

It would make a sound. A tree falls, it makes a sound.

IAmRight: Oh boy, a quasi-Penn State thread AND a Tebow thread.

/what are the most beaten-into-the-ground stories of the year?
//NEXT SUBJECT
///how about how the Eagles still seem to think they're a much better team than the Seahawks?

Wait, did I miss a lulzy article somewhere?

regindyn: IAmRight: Oh boy, a quasi-Penn State thread AND a Tebow thread.

/what are the most beaten-into-the-ground stories of the year?
//NEXT SUBJECT
///how about how the Eagles still seem to think they're a much better team than the Seahawks?

Wait, did I miss a lulzy article somewhere?

The Eagles are the only team to ever lose to Joe Webb and Tavaris Jackson in the same calendar year.

Is Drew desperate for hits or something? I mean this is starting to become pathological here. If i were the Bronco's defense I would be getting so pissed that all the attention is going to this guy instead of where it belongs i. e. Von Miller and the rest of the defense. They are the reason that the Bronco's are winning, not this mediocre attention whore of a QB.

So she is passing off rudimentary evaluation of leadership qualities as some deep philosophical examination? Just seeing if I read that right.

Tebow be thy Tebow

IAmRight: regindyn: Wait, did I miss a lulzy article somewhere?

Supposedly this time it was LeSean McCoy saying something along the lines of "That's a good team over there, but we think we're a much better team. We've got a lot more talent than they do, we just gave the game away" or something.

/I suppose he might be the only one allowed to say something along those lines after getting 130 overall yards and 2 TD...but he shouldn't talk about the rest of the team as though they're good, too

Despite all that, McCoy wasn't even the best RB in that game.

pheelix: From now on if I find myself in a Tebow thread I'm posting a pic of a better quarterback.

IAmRight: regindyn: Wait, did I miss a lulzy article somewhere?

Supposedly this time it was LeSean McCoy saying something along the lines of "That's a good team over there, but we think we're a much better team. We've got a lot more talent than they do, we just gave the game away" or something.

/I suppose he might be the only one allowed to say something along those lines after getting 130 overall yards and 2 TD...but he shouldn't talk about the rest of the team as though they're good, too

Well, they certainly gave that game away...but if they hadn't, they still might've lost.

I'm a die-hard Bronco fan who is excited that Tebow is succeeding (for now), and *I'M* getting sick of the daily Tebow rehash.

i'm starting to like this Tebow character.

Let's just get this out of the way....

farker1: lol, headline is funny cause Tebow is teh suksz

farker2: Tebow is 5-1

farker1: His defense is 5-1

farker2: He keeps the defense off the field with his awesome runz

farker1: QBs should be able to throw the ball

farker2: But he never gets picked

farker1: Their O dosesn't score much

farker3: Religions are teh suckzzzsss!!!1!

everyone in the thread: NO ONE CARES farker3!

farker2: [stats, stats, stats, stats]... see?!? He is good!

farker1: [other stats, other stats, other stats]... see?!? He sucks!

farker2: Tebow troll!

farker1: Delusional

the1hatman: Let's just get this out of the way....

farker1: lol, headline is funny cause Tebow is teh suksz

farker2: Tebow is 5-1

farker1: His defense is 5-1

farker2: He keeps the defense off the field with his awesome runz

farker1: QBs should be able to throw the ball

farker2: But he never gets picked

farker1: Their O dosesn't score much

farker3: Religions are teh suckzzzsss!!!1!

everyone in the thread: NO ONE CARES farker3!

farker2: [stats, stats, stats, stats]... see?!? He is good!

farker1: [other stats, other stats, other stats]... see?!? He sucks!

farker2: Tebow troll!

farker1: Delusional

Yup, I believe that wraps it up. Someone get the lights on the way out, willya?

pheelix: From now on if I find myself in a Tebow thread I'm posting a pic of a better quarterback.
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VvonderJesus: [cdn.bleacherreport.net image 332x400]

I'll post a better running back!


/not much for trolling
//am I doing it right?
///we are all witnesses...

Bravo, Harv72b. Well played.

HaHa HA Tebow haters, just so you know, Tebow ranks as the 5th best QB in the league using "Adjusted Yards by Touch" (pass attempts + rushes - sacks) with 2.61 yards/touch. That's right. Tebow. Forget your meaningless stats and embrace that one. Oh and BTW he's 5-1 this year and he's a nice guy.

Hey Sally

Bruce Buedreau was so faking it that he was hired before your stupid article even got posted to the web

Not the biggest Bruce fan but her article is FAIL

Friction8r: HaHa HA Tebow haters, just so you know, Tebow ranks as the 5th best QB in the league using "Adjusted Yards by Touch" (pass attempts + rushes - sacks) with 2.61 yards/touch. That's right. Tebow. Forget your meaningless stats and embrace that one. Oh and BTW he's 5-1 this year and he's a nice guy.

And don't even get me started on his "Clutch Completion Rating" and "Quality Minute Play".

I saw him call an audible during that San Diego game. Abortionist!

Morpheses: the1hatman: Let's just get this out of the way....

farker1: lol, headline is funny cause Tebow is teh suksz

farker2: Tebow is 5-1

farker1: His defense is 5-1

farker2: He keeps the defense off the field with his awesome runz

farker1: QBs should be able to throw the ball

farker2: But he never gets picked

farker1: Their O dosesn't score much

farker3: Religions are teh suckzzzsss!!!1!

everyone in the thread: NO ONE CARES farker3!

farker2: [stats, stats, stats, stats]... see?!? He is good!

farker1: [other stats, other stats, other stats]... see?!? He sucks!

farker2: Tebow troll!

farker1: Delusional

Yup, I believe that wraps it up. Someone get the lights on the way out, willya?

I did not see a "greater than" mathematics symbol in your post. Nor did I see a rant about seeing too many Tebow threads. Or a rant about not caring about Tebow despite a compulsion to post about him. I didnt even see a tantrum about Tebow trying to act like abortions are barbaric. Nor one saying the Broncos would have way more wins if only they had started Orton or Quinn more. Also something about becoming physically ill because Tebow invented circle prayers on the gridiron just to piss people off. You need those too to complete the Tebow thread exacta.

mikaloyd: Morpheses: the1hatman:

Yup, I believe that wraps it up. Someone get the lights on the way out, willya?

I did not see a "greater than" mathematics symbol in your post. Nor did I see a rant about seeing too many Tebow threads. Or a rant about not caring about Tebow despite a compulsion to post about him. I didnt even see a tantrum about Tebow trying to act like abortions are barbaric. Nor one saying the Broncos would have way more wins if only they had started Orton or Quinn more. Also something about becoming physically ill because Tebow invented circle prayers on the gridiron just to piss people off. You need those too to complete the Tebow thread exacta.

Ok, you're right. I guess we can still leave the lights on, then.

Subby was SO CLOSE to making an "IN A WORLD...ONE MAN..." joke

pheelix: From now on if I find myself in a Tebow thread I'm posting a pic of a better quarterback.
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SuperJonnyC: IIf i were the Bronco's defense I would be getting so pissed that all the attention is going to this guy instead of where it belongs i. e. Von Miller and the rest of the defense. They are the reason that the Bronco's are winning, not this mediocre attention whore of a QB.

From what I hear they are quite happy with the situation. Apparently opposing teams are spending a lot more of their game prep focusing on taking Tebow out, and not so much on what the Denver defense can do.... which plays right into their hands.

Couldn't we have Tebow and (fill in more traditional QB who isn't a complete pansy) on the field, standing side by side, but then the snap receiver for that play takes one step to the left/right pre-snap (making the snap receiver the man in motion)?

I'm not a true football mind, so I have no idea if this would cause defensive coordinators to asplode or would cause playbooks to spontaneously burn (i.e. it's not really workable), but I can't be the first to think of that. I won't even go into the ego battles but it seems Tebow doesn't seem to be a prima donna. So yeah, I'm sure I'll get flamed to oblivion and back ... but maybe it's not *quite* a pipe dream

http://www.annarbor.com/sports/um-football/michigan-football-versus-m i nnesota-gophers-sidebar-2-brown-jug/

But whatever, the guy's 5-1 as a starter, so until he starts losing, the haters (*) don't really have that much room to operate.

(*) Except the ones who dislike his open religiousness. They're going to hate even if he starts putting up 70% completion rates.

mikaloyd: I did not see a "greater than" mathematics symbol in your post. Nor did I see a rant about seeing too many Tebow threads. Or a rant about not caring about Tebow despite a compulsion to post about him. I didnt even see a tantrum about Tebow trying to act like abortions are barbaric. Nor one saying the Broncos would have way more wins if only they had started Orton or Quinn more. Also something about becoming physically ill because Tebow invented circle prayers on the gridiron just to piss people off. You need those too to complete the Tebow thread exacta.

farker1: lol, headline is funny cause Tebow sucks

farker2: Tebow is 5-1

farker1: His defense is 5-1

farker2: He keeps the defense off the field with his awesome runs

farker1: QBs should be able to throw the ball

farker2: But he never gets picked

farker1: Their O dosesn't score much

farker3: Great, because we don't get enough Tebow threads around here!

farker2: [stats, stats, stats, stats]... see?!? He is good!

farker1: [other stats, other stats, other stats]... see?!? He sucks!

farker2: Tebow > Orton

farker1: At least Orton can throw a ball

farker4: All religions and their followers are evil

everyone in the thread: NO ONE CARES farker4!

farker2: Orton's record sucks

farker1: Orton could've won those games with the way their D is playing now too

farker5: [pic-mocking-tebow.jpg]

farker2: Tebow troll!

farker1: Delusional

farker6: Just wanted to say I don't care about Tebow in case anyone missed me saying it in the other 15 Tebow threads today.

bel4sucks: Ya'll iz teh biatches and ho's if youz hatin on teh Timmayyyz!!!!!1!!.... yo!


Better? I feel like the farker4 character covers all the religious/non football stuff you mentioned.