cman: Of course you scoffed and laughed at us Libertarian "anarchist scum". We told you big government was a bad idea.

Now take the dick up your ass like a man and stop crying.

I know, we should have chosen Big Corporations and...

Wait. We got both! Why aren't you happy?

That's why I'm here.
For noise pollution.
You can thank me later, especially since Mr. Fed just wasted ten seconds reading this post.

"Why were they so fascinated with prolapses, cats, and lemons???"

TsarTom: Of all the visions of society gone mad, we had to choose this one. Where the hell is the dystopian future I was promised?
Where's my farking Velocet goddamit! Where's my orgasmatron?

This is close enough to cyberpunk for me.
And who knows what fun goodies economic collapse will bring.

TsarTom: Of all the visions of society gone mad, we had to choose this one. Where the hell is the dystopian future I was promised?
Where's my farking Velocet goddamit! Where's my orgasmatron?

I can't even find one single decent suicide-booth in the entire state! What the hell is up with that?

Lists - you can't explain them.™

Vindibudd
jim_paul
EWreckedSean
MeinRS6
randomjsa
MyRandomName
The Dog Ate the Constitution
SkinnyHead
DeaH
karnal
iAdmin
aselene
winterwhile
tenpoundsofcheese
jayg22
Citrus Shindig
thrOwBAMA from the train
Tatsuma
beta_plus
EnviroDude
halfof33
tony41454
muck4doo
YouFarkingIdiot
Farxist
chuckufarlie

I turn my phone off all the time. I actually hate using it in general and would prefer to just check my messages once a day.

So...

Question for you tele geeks. Will this stuff work if the phone is turned off?

cman: Of course you scoffed and laughed at us Libertarian "anarchist scum". We told you big government was a bad idea.

Now take the dick up your ass like a man and stop crying.

You are right about that government dick but at least the government gives me the required lube. It's the unregulated corporations that farked me right out of my savings that I'm really afraid of.

/huuuge cock with nasty pointy teeth

Big Brother is watching you...

and wants to sell you cargo pants.

Besides being unconstitutional, it's also a huge f@cking waste of our tax money.

Contents Under Pressure: I turn my phone off all the time. I actually hate using it in general and would prefer to just check my messages once a day.

So...

Question for you tele geeks. Will this stuff work if the phone is turned off?

What is "turned off"? You hold the power button down until the device's screen shuts off? Or do you remove the battery?

Screen turned off and buttons unresponsive ~= device turned off.

cman: Of course you scoffed and laughed at us Libertarian "anarchist scum". We told you big government was a bad idea.

small government would just buy information from big companies that collect such information without the restrictions of privacy that would be placed on a government doing the same thing.

cman: Of course you scoffed and laughed at us Libertarian "anarchist scum". We told you big government was a bad idea.

Now take the dick up your ass like a man and stop crying.

Canada's strict privacy laws have allowed us to take companies to task on privacy issues like this. While it's legal in the UK and possibly the US to do this, our "Big Government" offers us a modicum or recourse... that is until our conservative government neuters it in the name of job creation.

coeyagi: thrOwBAMA from the train

I never saw that one post, but that's actually a somewhat clever name.

rfronk: Contents Under Pressure: I turn my phone off all the time. I actually hate using it in general and would prefer to just check my messages once a day.

So...

Question for you tele geeks. Will this stuff work if the phone is turned off?

What is "turned off"? You hold the power button down until the device's screen shuts off? Or do you remove the battery?

Screen turned off and buttons unresponsive ~= device turned off.

Battery still in, screen turned off an buttons unresponsive. Yeah, I'm a techie, but the spooks surprise me daily, so I assume nothing.

coeyagi: Lists - you can't explain them.™

Vindibudd
jim_paul
EWreckedSean
MeinRS6
randomjsa
MyRandomName
The Dog Ate the Constitution
SkinnyHead
DeaH
karnal
iAdmin
aselene
winterwhile
tenpoundsofcheese
jayg22
Citrus Shindig
thrOwBAMA from the train
Tatsuma
beta_plus
EnviroDude
halfof33
tony41454
muck4doo
YouFarkingIdiot
Farxist
chuckufarlie

So these are the people that would tell you, "If you have nothing to hide, then you have nothing to be afraid of". If so you left out CruiserTwelve and GaryPDX.

I don't see the problem here. I don't have anything to hide.

cman: Of course you scoffed and laughed at us Libertarian "anarchist scum". We told you big government was a bad idea.

Now take the dick up your ass like a man and stop crying.

You're absolutely right; the criminal misuse of communications tech by private industry and government agencies is the direct result of medicare, medicaid, and the Keynesian economic policies of FDR. How could we have been so blind? If only we hadn't allowed government to stop Robber-Barons and amoral employers from abusing their workers, hiring mercenaries to kill protesters, and poisoning their consumers to increase profits, we would have never come to these dire straits we currently find ourselves in. It has nothing to do with Bush ordering the NSA to surveil the US population. It has nothing to do with Bush threatening legal harassment and legislative score-settling against any corporation that didn't help the NSA to do so. It has nothing to do with Conservative pols and judges spending the 90s building the judicial and legal principle that an individual's private information loses privacy protection once that individual enters into a private contract with a private third party. It has nothing to do with Obama's championing of the idea that the Executive can do anything it wants to anyone it wants and that no one has any standing to even know it's being done. Nope, it was Teddy Roosevelt busting those trusts. It was aaall Lincoln preserving the Union. It was Hamilton founding the first US National Bank. Yup, it's all that what done us in.

Contents Under Pressure: I turn my phone off all the time. I actually hate using it in general and would prefer to just check my messages once a day.

So...

Question for you tele geeks. Will this stuff work if the phone is turned off?

You need to remove the battery to avoid it entirely.

Google knows.

Heron: It has nothing to do with Obama's championing of the idea that the Executive can do anything it wants to anyone it wants and that no one has any standing to even know it's being done.

Surely an objective, fair, and balanced statement of the principle DOJ argued in court. It's good to see someone capable of honest argument.

coeyagi: Lists - you can't explain them.™

People that made you cry by saying something you didn't agree with.

Freschel: coeyagi: Lists - you can't explain them.™

aselene

So these are the people that would tell you, "If you have nothing to hide, then you have nothing to be afraid of". If so you left out CruiserTwelve and GaryPDX.

aselene: I don't see the problem here. I don't have anything to hide.

Freschel: coeyagi: Lists - you can't explain them.™

Vindibudd
jim_paul
EWreckedSean
MeinRS6
randomjsa
MyRandomName
The Dog Ate the Constitution
SkinnyHead
DeaH
karnal
iAdmin
aselene
winterwhile
tenpoundsofcheese
jayg22
Citrus Shindig
thrOwBAMA from the train
Tatsuma
beta_plus
EnviroDude
halfof33
tony41454
muck4doo
YouFarkingIdiot
Farxist
chuckufarlie

So these are the people that would tell you, "If you have nothing to hide, then you have nothing to be afraid of". If so you left out CruiserTwelve and GaryPDX.

I make no judgments or associations with this data set.

//thanks for the update, don't know how I missed your second one

cman: Of course you scoffed and laughed at us Libertarian socialist "anarchist communist scum". We told you big government corporatist governance and right-wing nationalism was a bad idea.

Now take the dick up your ass like a man and stop crying. what can we do to fix this shiat?

FTFreality

randomjsa: coeyagi: Lists - you can't explain them.™

People that made you cry by saying something you didn't agree with.

3/10. If there is any bodily function associated with you guys, it would be dookie. Since I am too picky to have much of a natural intake of fiber, I rely on you guys as a natural laxative.

coeyagi: randomjsa: coeyagi: Lists - you can't explain them.™

People that made you cry by saying something you didn't agree with.

3/10. If there is any bodily function associated with you guys, it would be dookie. Since I am too picky to have much of a natural intake of fiber, I rely on you guys as a natural laxative.

At first I thought it was your ignore list of people who dared to express views much too powerful for your dainty little tolerance. But then you responded to randomjsa, so obviously it isn't that. What is it then?

aselene: I don't see the problem here. I don't have anything to hide.

I quote Qui Gon's letter to the Nubians:

Qui Gon 3:18 "The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."

Ergo, you are under no threat to hide nor should you fear that you must, but recognize that the world is no better for your voice.

aselene: coeyagi: randomjsa: coeyagi: Lists - you can't explain them.™

People that made you cry by saying something you didn't agree with.

3/10. If there is any bodily function associated with you guys, it would be dookie. Since I am too picky to have much of a natural intake of fiber, I rely on you guys as a natural laxative.

At first I thought it was your ignore list of people who dared to express views much too powerful for your dainty little tolerance. But then you responded to randomjsa, so obviously it isn't that. What is it then?

See my above post to you.

Wikileaks Spyfiles - documents regarding State surveillance equipment, etc.

Among the highlights were two blackboxes for cracking any encrypted WiFi traffic in 180 seconds max., and one that cracks SSL encrypted network traffic.

/The RT news broadcast with extensive coverage of this Wikileaks document release was not shown in the US yesterday (at least where I'm at).

coeyagi: aselene: coeyagi: randomjsa: coeyagi: Lists - you can't explain them.™

People that made you cry by saying something you didn't agree with.

3/10. If there is any bodily function associated with you guys, it would be dookie. Since I am too picky to have much of a natural intake of fiber, I rely on you guys as a natural laxative.

At first I thought it was your ignore list of people who dared to express views much too powerful for your dainty little tolerance. But then you responded to randomjsa, so obviously it isn't that. What is it then?

See my above post to you.

I'm seeing it. But it doesn't explain what your list is.

Also, the ability to speak necessarily indicates a certain level of cognition and capacity for abstract thinking simply unavailable to most of the animal world. The ability to speak does in fact indicate a higher level of intelligence than 99.999 (or more)% of known organisms. Even the mongoloid is smarter than your typical cat or dog.

coeyagi: Lists - you can't explain them.™

Vindibudd
jim_paul
EWreckedSean
MeinRS6
randomjsa
MyRandomName
The Dog Ate the Constitution
SkinnyHead
DeaH
karnal
iAdmin
aselene
winterwhile
tenpoundsofcheese
jayg22
Citrus Shindig
thrOwBAMA from the train
Tatsuma
beta_plus
EnviroDude
halfof33
tony41454
muck4doo
YouFarkingIdiot
Farxist
chuckufarlie

Is this a list of the 3 conservative posters on fark?

aselene: coeyagi: aselene: coeyagi: randomjsa: coeyagi: Lists - you can't explain them.™

People that made you cry by saying something you didn't agree with.

3/10. If there is any bodily function associated with you guys, it would be dookie. Since I am too picky to have much of a natural intake of fiber, I rely on you guys as a natural laxative.

At first I thought it was your ignore list of people who dared to express views much too powerful for your dainty little tolerance. But then you responded to randomjsa, so obviously it isn't that. What is it then?

See my above post to you.

I'm seeing it. But it doesn't explain what your list is.

Also, the ability to speak necessarily indicates a certain level of cognition and capacity for abstract thinking simply unavailable to most of the animal world. The ability to speak does in fact indicate a higher level of intelligence than 99.999 (or more)% of known organisms. Even the mongoloid is smarter than your typical cat or dog.

Intelligence is relative. Since we can't converse vocally with the rest of organisms nor explain complex concepts to even chimps, I think your point is irrelevant. Qui Gon was talking to another "intelligent being" that had nothing intelligent to say to other "intelligent beings."

That being said, I'll let you keep guessing away at what the list means and we'll use your guesses in our assessment as to whether you are an intelligent person.

aselene: Even the mongoloid is smarter than your typical cat or dog.

Your hatred of those of Asian ancestries has been duly noted, bigot.

cynispasm: Besides being unconstitutional, it's also a huge f@cking waste of our tax money.

The Constitution doesn't apply to corporations, except for the Thirteenth Amendment (and even that doesn't apply in Asia).

palelizard: aselene: Even the mongoloid is smarter than your typical cat or dog.

Your hatred of those of Asian ancestries has been duly noted, bigot.

What the hell are you talking about? It's just a word that means "retarded person."

randomjsa: coeyagi: Lists - you can't explain them.™

People that made you cry by saying something you didn't agree with.

If by cry you mean weep for humanity, then yes.

aselene: coeyagi: aselene: coeyagi: randomjsa: coeyagi: Lists - you can't explain them.™

People that made you cry by saying something you didn't agree with.

3/10. If there is any bodily function associated with you guys, it would be dookie. Since I am too picky to have much of a natural intake of fiber, I rely on you guys as a natural laxative.

At first I thought it was your ignore list of people who dared to express views much too powerful for your dainty little tolerance. But then you responded to randomjsa, so obviously it isn't that. What is it then?

See my above post to you.

I'm seeing it. But it doesn't explain what your list is.

Also, the ability to speak necessarily indicates a certain level of cognition and capacity for abstract thinking simply unavailable to most of the animal world. The ability to speak does in fact indicate a higher level of intelligence than 99.999 (or more)% of known organisms. Even the mongoloid is smarter than your typical cat or dog.

Well then congratulations are in order; you're smarter than a slug.

StrangeQ: randomjsa: coeyagi: Lists - you can't explain them.™

People that made you cry by saying something you didn't agree with.

If by cry you mean weep for humanity, then yes.

It's just a list of people. I have not made any serious (other than the laxative comment) claims as to any association of them. It's just a list of Farkers. Nothing to see here. But yes, they do make me weep for humanity.

aselene: palelizard: aselene: Even the mongoloid is smarter than your typical cat or dog.

Your hatred of those of Asian ancestries has been duly noted, bigot.

What the hell are you talking about? It's just a word that means "retarded person."

no it doesn't it is a term usually granted to people with a 47th chromosome.

coeyagi: Lists - you can't explain them.™

Vindibudd
jim_paul
EWreckedSean
MeinRS6
randomjsa
MyRandomName
The Dog Ate the Constitution
SkinnyHead
DeaH
karnal
iAdmin
aselene
winterwhile
tenpoundsofcheese
jayg22
Citrus Shindig
thrOwBAMA from the train
Tatsuma
beta_plus
EnviroDude
halfof33
tony41454
muck4doo
YouFarkingIdiot
Farxist
chuckufarlie

These fellows are: favorited, and colored orange.
-or-
It's a population you're monitoring in hope that the information may one day be useful.

aselene: palelizard: aselene: Even the mongoloid is smarter than your typical cat or dog.

Your hatred of those of Asian ancestries has been duly noted, bigot.

What the hell are you talking about? It's just a word that means "retarded person."

from wikipedia:
Mongoloid (also Mongolic[1]) is a term sometimes used by forensic anthropologists and physical anthropologists to refer to populations that share certain phenotypic traits such as epicanthic fold and shovel-shaped incisors and other physical traits common in East Asia, the Americas and the Arctic. The word is formed by the base word "Mongol" and the suffix "-oid" which means "resembling". It was introduced by early Racial science used to refer to the "yellow race", one of the proposed three major races of human kind.

Anything else you would to opine us with, oh king of the slugs?

qorkfiend: coeyagi: Lists - you can't explain them.™

Vindibudd
jim_paul
EWreckedSean
MeinRS6
randomjsa
MyRandomName
The Dog Ate the Constitution
SkinnyHead
DeaH
karnal
iAdmin
aselene
winterwhile
tenpoundsofcheese
jayg22
Citrus Shindig
thrOwBAMA from the train
Tatsuma
beta_plus
EnviroDude
halfof33
tony41454
muck4doo
YouFarkingIdiot
Farxist
chuckufarlie

These fellows are: favorited, and colored orange.
-or-
It's a population you're monitoring in hope that the information may one day be useful.

If the Daily Show ever decides to do a piece on Internet Forums, this list would be useful.

The only thing surprising is how generally inept these companies and governments seem to be at using the data they collect.

Trolljegeren: Wikileaks Spyfiles - documents regarding State surveillance equipment, etc.

Among the highlights were two blackboxes for cracking any encrypted WiFi traffic in 180 seconds max., and one that cracks SSL encrypted network traffic.

/The RT news broadcast with extensive coverage of this Wikileaks document release was not shown in the US yesterday (at least where I'm at).

The "news" isn't covering the OWS protest much either, welcome to America, land of the free.