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2wolves

2011-12-02 06:38:05 AM

Don't get a Texan talking about U.T. or you'll be there until the rapture.

clancifer

2011-12-02 08:04:34 AM

2wolves: Don't get a Texan talking about U.T. or you'll be there until the rapture.

Hook 'Em!

gopher321

2011-12-02 08:57:41 AM

"That a F-150?"

"Yep."

"Yep, thought so."

"Yep."

"Uh huh."

"..."

"..."

"So, nailed yer cousin yet?"

.

/typical Texan conversation

UberDave

2011-12-02 09:24:14 AM

gopher321: "That a F-150?"

"Yep."

"Yep, thought so."

"Yep."

"Uh huh."

"..."

"..."

"So, nailed yer cousin yet?"

.

/typical Texan conversation

Would you stop it. I'm from Texas, born and raised. Your example is way off base by a long shot.

It's "Silverado", not "F-150".

CapnBlues

2011-12-02 09:30:31 AM

Texas should change its name from "The Lonestar State" to "The Police State"

bemis23

2011-12-02 09:33:59 AM

2wolves: Don't get a Texan talking about U.T. or you'll be there until the rapture.

HA! The teasippers don't even compare to the lengths at which Aggies will drone on and on about A&M and their goofy ass traditions.

serial_crusher

2011-12-02 09:35:31 AM

Awww, poor occupy austin isn't getting oppressed as much as their friends in other cities, have to come up with something this lame instead.

moefuggenbrew

2011-12-02 09:37:07 AM

You're free speech time allotment is: zero
Please insert money for more time.

spentmiles

2011-12-02 09:37:13 AM

bemis23: 2wolves: Don't get a Texan talking about U.T. or you'll be there until the rapture.

HA! The teasippers don't even compare to the lengths at which Aggies will drone on and on about A&M and their goofy ass traditions.

Let's see how many college kids we can crush with our poorly engineered bon fire this year!

HalRoach

2011-12-02 09:46:06 AM

UberDave: gopher321: "That a F-150?"

"Yep."

"Yep, thought so."

"Yep."

"Uh huh."

"..."

"..."

"So, nailed yer cousin yet?"

.

/typical Texan conversation

Would you stop it. I'm from Texas, born and raised. Your example is way off base by a long shot.

It's "Silverado", not "F-150".

K 3500 4x4, 454 with RV cam, 38.5s, thank you very much. Silverado??? You must be one of those city kids.

Fomby_Belcher

2011-12-02 09:46:50 AM

Y'all hurry up.

Dinobot

2011-12-02 09:48:20 AM

bemis23: 2wolves: Don't get a Texan talking about U.T. or you'll be there until the rapture.

HA! The teasippers don't even compare to the lengths at which Aggies will drone on and on about A&M and their goofy ass traditions.

Sadly, this.

I'm an aggie graduate, been to football games on kyle field, but never understood the raving fanaticism of some of my peers back then...

SBinRR

2011-12-02 09:50:28 AM

gopher321: "That a F-150?"

"Yep."

"Yep, thought so."

"Yep."

"Uh huh."

"..."

"..."

"So, nailed yer cousin yet?"

.

/typical Texan conversation

The F-150 is what the girls drive.
The cousin nailers wouldn't be caught in anything less than an F-250, and the F-250 is usually just a starter truck.

SN1987a goes boom

2011-12-02 09:57:20 AM

Rapmaster2000

2011-12-02 09:57:30 AM

I know Texans who will talk for nine hours about taking the Prius to their urban rideshare program... in Austin.

The Irresponsible Captain

2011-12-02 10:00:17 AM

Why hasn't Texas followed through on it's threat of leaving us yet?

The Irresponsible Captain

2011-12-02 10:01:11 AM

"its" even. Dangit.

Impasse

2011-12-02 10:11:17 AM

SN1987a goes boom: On the ranch is were you spent most of your days.

Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool and all shootin' some B-ball outside of the school?

Rapmaster2000

2011-12-02 10:12:10 AM

The Irresponsible Captain: Why hasn't Texas followed through on it's threat of leaving us yet?

She always says that, but she's not going back to Mexico and you know she hates being alone.

BigTexas

2011-12-02 10:19:50 AM

I'm still looking for a nice Deuce and a half......

gunga galunga

2011-12-02 10:41:15 AM

UberDave: gopher321: "That a F-150?"

"Yep."

"Yep, thought so."

"Yep."

"Uh huh."

"..."

"..."

"So, nailed yer cousin yet?"

.

/typical Texan conversation

Would you stop it. I'm from Texas, born and raised. Your example is way off base by a long shot.

This. That's more like the typical Texan conversation as imagined by somebody who learned everything they know about the state from Seth MacFarlane."

tillerman35

2011-12-02 10:50:56 AM

Free speech ^^That the Police Don't Like^^ has a three hour time limit in Texas. FTFY, subby.

I'm sure members of the police officers' union can parade around as long as they like.

cmb53208

2011-12-02 10:57:19 AM

From what I saw in Oakland and NYC I'm not sure we can pick on Texas much anymore: Lord knows Mike Bloomberg would love to have an innocent person executed just like Rick Perry.

portscanner

2011-12-02 11:08:29 AM

My sign said "All children should have access to healthcare, food, and a decent education."

You and your babby daddy go get a job and you will have that covered

/ how is babby made?
// how is healthcare made?

WhyteRaven74

2011-12-02 11:12:21 AM

portscanner: You and your babby daddy go get a job and you will have that covered

What if they have that and they're worried about other children who don't have that? What if it's a person without children who is concerned about those who have children?

serial_crusher

2011-12-02 11:14:55 AM

WhyteRaven74

2011-12-02 11:16:31 AM

serial_crusher: mind your own business?

So people who are worried about the welfare of others should just mind their own business?

portscanner

2011-12-02 11:18:33 AM

WhyteRaven74: portscanner: You and your babby daddy go get a job and you will have that covered

What if they have that and they're worried about other children who don't have that? What if it's a person without children who is concerned about those who have children?

Then go and help those who need help. It is called CHARITY. You go and you use your FREEDOM to GIVE help others.

Not to be confused by WELFARE. That is the process where those in power use FORCE to TAKE your FREEDOM and property from you to give it to those THEY decide are needy (or those who bribe them)

WhyteRaven74

2011-12-02 11:24:26 AM

portscanner: Then go and help those who need help. It is called CHARITY. You go and you use your FREEDOM to GIVE help others.

And if they're doing that and seeing there's not enough charity?

FORCE to TAKE your FREEDOM a

What freedom do food stamps or Section 8 housing take from you?

WhyteRaven74

2011-12-02 11:26:24 AM

Those opposed to welfare, you know that Rome was a welfare state right? And it had nothing to do with their long term stability issues.

Fomby_Belcher

2011-12-02 01:05:25 PM

WhyteRaven74: Those opposed to welfare, you know that Rome was a welfare state right? And it had nothing to do with their long term stability issues.

Bring back gladiatorial games with welfare recipients as gladiators. I would have no problem contributing my fair share.

baggins2000

2011-12-02 02:11:48 PM

I wish they would extend that rule to our office conference room.

lilbjorn

2011-12-02 04:11:39 PM

I know Texans that can talk about their pickup trucks for nine hours

And don't even get 'em started on their guns.

thelordofcheese

2011-12-05 10:46:32 AM

Solution: rotate events every three hours.

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