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(Some Guy)   A page full of pictures of Victoria Secret models and what they'd look like... you've already stopped reading this haven't you? Won't you be surprised   (fora.mtv.ca) divider line 83
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skullkrusher
2011-12-02 10:00:18 AM
Adriana is still hot
 
Omnivorous
2011-12-02 10:01:33 AM
What if the Grinch Stole Fark? Like subby did.
 
macaddict0
2011-12-02 10:01:47 AM
As imagined by an artist who thinks that all big girls keep it in their necks apparently.
 
Two Hearted
2011-12-02 10:02:19 AM
Fat face, sharp clavicle? I'd still do 'em.
 
xalres
2011-12-02 10:03:24 AM
"If the Victoria's Secret models gained 100 pounds"

...they'd be 170 pounds?

I'll never know, link seems to be farked already.
 
Robert1966
2011-12-02 10:03:48 AM
...if they were on a page that doesn't open?
 
ha-ha-guy
2011-12-02 10:03:55 AM
Not to go all Studman69, but a lot of the real pictures look kind of creepy. Some of those stomachs seem one step away from being a "starving Ethiopian child distended" stomach.

Or basically a lot of those girls don't have much in the way of hips to give them an hourglass figure, so they compensate by having a creepily lacking midsection.
 
SBinRR
2011-12-02 10:05:01 AM
xalres:
I'll never know, link seems to be farked already.
 
Daunting Cutter
2011-12-02 10:05:50 AM
[I'm okay with this.jpg]

/likes 'em well fed.
 
JWideman
2011-12-02 10:06:10 AM
Thanks a lot, farkers, you crashed it. Now how am I going to fap?
 
Summer Glau's Love Slave
2011-12-02 10:06:14 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
Total Farking Mystery
2011-12-02 10:06:19 AM
I'll never know, link seems to be farked already.
 
kvinesknows
2011-12-02 10:07:36 AM
100 pounds my ass.

more like 300 pounds.
 
Rashaka13
2011-12-02 10:08:03 AM
wooo! 7 mins and already the link is farked!
 
XplodedSynapses [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 10:08:46 AM
Link Farked in less than 3 minutes.
WTG, Farkers.
 
grokca [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 10:09:09 AM
The secret would be let out?
 
Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman
2011-12-02 10:09:54 AM
Apparently they are expecting every model to put on 80 of those 100 pounds in the head and neck area. Even for a 100 pound gain, all of those modified head shots put too much weight in the face (looks more like 200+ pounds); plus some of them are really sloppy photoshop work - all but the first two look seriously deformed (especially Chanel Iman)
 
blakeosage
2011-12-02 10:10:13 AM
www.digit-8.com

/also, beware of GIS "sexy 404 error"
//shutter
 
cleveoh
2011-12-02 10:10:17 AM
& there was much rejoicing throughout in internet's Chubbychaser community.
 
hobnail
2011-12-02 10:10:38 AM
It appears that the "artist" has never actually seen a fat woman. They don't have neck wattles the size and shape of truck intertubes.
 
Arctic Phoenix
2011-12-02 10:11:14 AM
What's wrong with full figured women?

Link is still farked for me.
 
macaddict0
2011-12-02 10:11:18 AM
Daunting Cutter: [I'm okay with this.jpg]

/likes 'em well fed.

Me too, but these seemed off... very off...
 
santadog [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 10:11:57 AM
If they gained 100lbs in their necks.

Faces like that belong to people who weigh over 300lbs.
 
66dude
2011-12-02 10:12:36 AM
I managed to get through and view the pictures. I can sum up what I saw with one picture:

c.cslacker.com
 
Savage Belief
2011-12-02 10:13:17 AM
ERROR 504: Link is Farked

The page you are looking for has crashed due to an overabundance of clicks from the hoardes of basement dwelling losers at Fark.com hoping to see hot women in their underwear. Please try again later.
 
macaddict0
2011-12-02 10:13:18 AM
cleveoh: & there was much rejoicing throughout in internet's Chubbychaser community.

No. Subby, pulled a double whammy. He got us too, cause those aren't very good shops. Just unsettling.
 
Mawson of the Antarctic
2011-12-02 10:15:42 AM
a tentative, and slightly chubby, bookmark
 
TheSneakerWhore
2011-12-02 10:18:13 AM
Arctic Phoenix: What's wrong with full figured women?

Link is still farked for me.
 
reddc
2011-12-02 10:19:26 AM
I can't get the link to open, anyone care to post a few of these?
 
macaddict0
2011-12-02 10:19:44 AM
5'9" @ 210# work as a reference point?

Link (SFW) (new window)
 
picodenico
2011-12-02 10:19:50 AM
I already know what they look like, dammit.

That's what Sears Magazines are for.
 
2 grams
2011-12-02 10:20:27 AM
linkee no workee for me. (blocked)

what ever happend to Fredricks of Hollywood?

They were oh so much sluttier.

and I mean that in a good way.

Sigh.
 
AngryJailhouseFistfark [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 10:21:33 AM
100 pounds of mixed fat & muscle, evenly distributed in accordance with most female physiology, on a tall, scrawny runway model would likely result in some sweet, juicy, farm-girl who's soft and wonderful. Depending on DNA, it might result in HUGE tits and luscious round hips, the kind of woman a king would go to war for, once upon a time.

Gay Fashion Designers and Self-Loathing Female Fashion Writers Like Bony Women. Say it.
 
macaddict0
2011-12-02 10:22:29 AM
I know that this whole "article" is tongue in cheek, but still... eeesh.
 
yanoosh
2011-12-02 10:22:42 AM
Savage Belief: ERROR 504: Link is Farked

The page you are looking for has crashed due to an overabundance of clicks from the hoardes of basement dwelling losers at Fark.com hoping to see hot women in their underwear. Please try again later.

Hay I resent that, I was at work trying to see hot women in their underware.
 
Arctic Phoenix
2011-12-02 10:23:10 AM
Okay, after seeing the pictures I call BS. That's not 100 lbs, that's 250 at minimum. I don't know ANYBODY who gains weight mainly on their head and necks.

/I can't fap to that
 
INeedAName
2011-12-02 10:23:20 AM
I'm not into bigger girls, but the artist is miles off. My mother is 5'6"ish and maybe 235-50 and even here jowls don't sag like that.
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 10:25:29 AM
Actually, Fark chubby chasers, Victoria Secret models aren't typically the Paris runway models that look like coat hangers. They're generally more shapely than that.
 
MCStymie
2011-12-02 10:26:23 AM
2 grams: linkee no workee for me. (blocked)

what ever happend to Fredricks of Hollywood?

They were oh so much sluttier.

and I mean that in a good way.

Sigh.

Right on...Back when they didn't airbrush nipples out...now, it's just...sterile...

/Yeah, I know. Pass the pills and applesauce.
 
Fark In The Duck [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 10:26:27 AM
images.pictureshunt.com
 
Arctic Phoenix
2011-12-02 10:26:43 AM
INeedAName: I'm not into bigger girls, but the artist is miles off. My mother is 5'6"ish and maybe 235-50 and even here jowls don't sag like that.

Pics or you're lying through your teeth.
 
Chameleon
2011-12-02 10:27:11 AM
The photoshop seems to be under the assumption that the women are all 4'4" if he thinks that an extra hundred pounds would add that kind of visual weight to them. Runway models are generally around six feet tall, and a hundred pounds would actually look pretty decent on them.

Here's a picture of a woman who's 5'8 and 200 pounds:

i44.tinypic.com

Not slim but hardly the Staypuft man they photoshopped.
 
brandied
2011-12-02 10:29:24 AM
Link is farked. Could someone post the pics?
 
cjmook21
2011-12-02 10:33:51 AM
chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com
 
Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf
2011-12-02 10:34:06 AM
I'd be happy just to see what they look like naturally without all the artificial enhancements like makeup, hairdressers, cosmetic surgery, etc.
 
imontheinternet [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 10:41:19 AM
Fat Erin Heatherton looks like regular Britney Spears.
 
Talon
2011-12-02 10:41:48 AM
My second greenlight ever and the link breaks. FML.

(and yeah, they do look like they've gained all 100 pounds in their necks)
 
Crewmannumber6 [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 10:48:57 AM
I'm not saying I'm ok with girls having meat on their bones and I'm not saying I'm not.

/but I am
 
bulok
2011-12-02 10:49:36 AM
Wow link farked already
 
Eddie Adams from Torrance [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 10:52:50 AM
brandied: Link is farked. Could someone post the pics?

i236.photobucket.com
 
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