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2011-12-02 11:13:15 AM
Awkward
 
2011-12-02 11:14:58 AM
A woman's rage is not bound by the laws of time.

They will get mad at you for doing something you didn't even do yet and will hold all past grudges against you until the day you die.
 
2011-12-02 11:15:06 AM
likes getting caught in the rain
 
2011-12-02 11:20:39 AM
LegacyDL: A woman's rage is not bound by the laws of time.

They will get mad at you for doing something you didn't even do yet and will hold all past grudges against you until the day you die.


What's hers is hers and whats yours is hers.
 
2011-12-02 11:20:43 AM
Pff, I once got the cold shoulder all day because she had a dream that I cheated on her. Women are emotionally immature.
 
2011-12-02 11:21:40 AM
LegacyDL: A woman's rage is not bound by the laws of time.

They will get mad at you for doing something you didn't even do yet and will hold all past grudges against you until the day you die.


Don't forget, they also hold things against you that they made up in their own heads.
 
2011-12-02 11:23:27 AM
Run, just run. Don't look back. Women be crazy.
 
2011-12-02 11:23:42 AM
Honest Bender: Pff, I once got the cold shoulder all day because she had a dream that I cheated on her. Women are emotionally immature.

Shoula asked her if she was hot...
 
2011-12-02 11:24:19 AM
You know, from the sound of the article, she was repentant, and he was overall kinda cool with it.

She probably won't go to prison. He might even drop charges.

Dunno if their relationship will survive though.
 
2011-12-02 11:25:18 AM
Honest Bender: Pff, I once got the cold shoulder all day because she had a dream that I cheated on her. Women are emotionally immature.

Same here. That line in 'About Schmidt' about writing female characters by taking away all reason and accountability? 100% accurate.
 
2011-12-02 11:26:45 AM
dv-ous: You know, from the sound of the article, she was repentant, and he was overall kinda cool with it.

She probably won't go to prison. He might even drop charges.

Dunno if their relationship will survive though.


Their relationship has been dead for a long time, they are just waiting for the funeral.
 
2011-12-02 11:28:38 AM
Thisbymaster: Run, just run. Don't look back. Women be crazy.

The problem is that we're pretty much addicted to them.

Except for the guys addicted to other guys, but I don't understand that at all, so I can't speak to it.
 
2011-12-02 11:30:50 AM
This place really needs an Arizona (aka Florida West) tag...
 
2011-12-02 11:35:51 AM
CheekyMonkey

Same here. That line in 'About Schmidt' about writing female characters by taking away all reason and accountability? 100% accurate.


I thought it was in "As good as it gets"
 
2011-12-02 11:39:23 AM
dv-ous: You know, from the sound of the article, she was repentant, and he was overall kinda cool with it.

She probably won't go to prison. He might even drop charges.

Dunno if their relationship will survive though.


He'll be lucky if he survives. Biatches be crazy.

/Bet the sex is crazy good though.
//Women be shoppin'
 
2011-12-02 11:45:14 AM
Best. Thread. Evar.

\ Really folks?
\\ I cannot possibly overstate my ambivalence on this topic.
\\\ Romero 'copter and everything.
 
2011-12-02 11:45:48 AM
She will NEVER forgive you for that one time you cheated on her in that dream she had.
 
2011-12-02 11:51:06 AM
Honest Bender: Pff, I once got the cold shoulder all day because she had a dream that I cheated on her. Women are emotionally immature.

But she wouldn't have dreamed it if she didn't think you would cheat and she wouldn't think you were cheating unless you probably were!

/women's intuition would, in a man, be deemed paranoid schizophrenia and treated with prescription drugs.
 
2011-12-02 11:56:16 AM
Katolu: LegacyDL: A woman's rage is not bound by the laws of time.

They will get mad at you for doing something you didn't even do yet and will hold all past grudges against you until the day you die.

Don't forget, they also hold things against you that they made up in their own heads.


Don't forget dreams.
 
2011-12-02 12:02:02 PM
...and I thought I had "trust issues".
 
2011-12-02 12:06:35 PM
dv-ous: Dunno if their relationship will survive though.

Well, even if the "relationship" survives, he might not, the next time he has the temerity to receive an email from a girl he knew in college or smile at the girl running the register at the grocery store or something.
 
2011-12-02 12:08:32 PM
Batista told police she...didn't mean to stab her husband.

The 12-inch knife she wielded in each hand seem to suggest otherwise...
 
2011-12-02 12:20:41 PM
Women are idiots. That's why there's not many of them in high power jobs or government, and why I'd never, ever vote for one to be in office. The few that are, are probably more man than women anyways. They are way to emotionally stupid to get important jobs done correctly.
 
2011-12-02 12:28:50 PM
Honest Bender: Pff, I once got the cold shoulder all day because she had a dream that I cheated on her. Women are emotionally immature.

I thought that only happened to me...
 
2011-12-02 12:29:25 PM
They never shoulda called the po-po. Stupid people do stupid things, that's doesn't mean the cops and city/state bureaucracy need to get involved. I say this because she did seem repentant and we are talking about a "small" cut. The couple in question need help, not state supervision (which is what they're gonna get, sans a good lawyer.)
 
2011-12-02 12:38:22 PM
Arcturus72: Honest Bender: Pff, I once got the cold shoulder all day because she had a dream that I cheated on her. Women are emotionally immature.

I thought that only happened to me...



No, it's beginning to sound like we've all been there!
 
2011-12-02 12:41:47 PM
Sounds like it's time to reactivate that account.
 
2011-12-02 12:45:36 PM
loaba: They never shoulda called the po-po. Stupid people do stupid things, that's doesn't mean the cops and city/state bureaucracy need to get involved. I say this because she did seem repentant and we are talking about a "small" cut. The couple in question need help, not state supervision (which is what they're gonna get, sans a good lawyer.)

I'm sure you would be saying the exact same thing if this was a story about a man trying to stab his wife.
 
2011-12-02 01:01:24 PM
That amount of crazy has to be good in the sack. But, play with fire....
 
2011-12-02 01:33:56 PM
Did anyone else assume she was Latina before reading the article?
 
2011-12-02 02:07:19 PM
kbronsito: Did anyone else assume she was Latina before reading the article?

Seeing the AZCentral link and *rage*, first thing I thought of was my ex-wife that was from Panama. Nothing like Latina anger.
 
2011-12-02 02:50:50 PM
umad: loaba: They never shoulda called the po-po. Stupid people do stupid things, that's doesn't mean the cops and city/state bureaucracy need to get involved. I say this because she did seem repentant and we are talking about a "small" cut. The couple in question need help, not state supervision (which is what they're gonna get, sans a good lawyer.)

I'm sure you would be saying the exact same thing if this was a story about a man trying to stab his wife.


I'm sure I would be saying the exact same thing. Not every case like this is the same and often times the state makes matters worse.
 
2011-12-02 03:51:06 PM
loaba: umad: loaba: They never shoulda called the po-po. Stupid people do stupid things, that's doesn't mean the cops and city/state bureaucracy need to get involved. I say this because she did seem repentant and we are talking about a "small" cut. The couple in question need help, not state supervision (which is what they're gonna get, sans a good lawyer.)

I'm sure you would be saying the exact same thing if this was a story about a man trying to stab his wife.

I'm sure I would be saying the exact same thing. Not every case like this is the same and often times the state makes matters worse.


Then you are an idiot. Being assaulted with a deadly weapon is most definitely good reason to get the police involved. Whether or not your attack is successful isn't relevant. That is why people can be arrested and thrown in prison for attempted murder.

If she didn't want to get in this kind of trouble she shouldn't have tried to stab somebody.
 
2011-12-02 04:48:01 PM
CheekyMonkey: Honest Bender: Pff, I once got the cold shoulder all day because she had a dream that I cheated on her. Women are emotionally immature.

'About Schmidt'


Big Boobies Thread?
 
2011-12-02 05:44:56 PM
Honest Bender: Pff, I once got the cold shoulder all day because she had a dream that I cheated on her. Women are emotionally immature.

dude, that happens to me all the time. Usually a cold shoulder for most of the day and me asking what's wrong, and then her yelling at me for cheating on her in her dream with some girl from her work who I've either never met, or met once but don't even remember who she's talking about.

/gotten so used to it now I either start out by asking if that's what it is about, or I make her dinner, coffee, buy her a card, flowers, etc. so when she says I'm being really nice, *she* apologizes for treating me poorly and then tells me about her dream.
//freaking ridiculous, but I still love her and always will.
 
2011-12-02 06:48:55 PM
umad: loaba: umad: loaba: They never shoulda called the po-po. Stupid people do stupid things, that's doesn't mean the cops and city/state bureaucracy need to get involved. I say this because she did seem repentant and we are talking about a "small" cut. The couple in question need help, not state supervision (which is what they're gonna get, sans a good lawyer.)

I'm sure you would be saying the exact same thing if this was a story about a man trying to stab his wife.

I'm sure I would be saying the exact same thing. Not every case like this is the same and often times the state makes matters worse.

Then you are an idiot. Being assaulted with a deadly weapon is most definitely good reason to get the police involved. Whether or not your attack is successful isn't relevant. That is why people can be arrested and thrown in prison for attempted murder.

If she didn't want to get in this kind of trouble she shouldn't have tried to stab somebody.


Name calling makes your argument so much better... You have no proof of attempted anything (that's the State talking, anyway.) You weren't there. Maybe she really did try to kill him, which I doubt. If she had, I think there would have been multiple wounds (as opposed to a single small cut.) Unless you're married, I'd say you're less than qualified to judge these people.
 
2011-12-03 12:17:34 AM
acaciaavenue: Women are idiots. That's why there's not many of them in high power jobs or government, and why I'd never, ever vote for one to be in office. The few that are, are probably more man than women anyways. They are way to emotionally stupid to get important jobs done correctly.

Meh, gen-Y is proof that when you pamper male children enough, they grow up to be worthless girly men too. Either that or there's a base level of worthless people in every generation, and what we took from the girls we gave to the guys.
 
2011-12-03 03:56:40 PM
Women today. Sorry, a guy can be pleased with a few things. Woman want farking everything and never satisfied. They are completely ruled by emotions and the level of maturity is about zero. So rather than just ask what it was about, just get all stabby.

Yeah, they dream you cheat on them. In the dog house. Don't care enough about their needs, (regardless of yours), pissed again. They care nothing about anything but their appearance, clothes and security. Damn the world.

All woman like this? No, but the majority strongly indicate they are criminally farking insane, heartless and needy. They claim they want to communicate and can talk for hours effectively saying nothing.

I caught a partner before she had an affair. The only thing that seems to have prevented the actual act was she was menstruating. "I'm Sorry." I wasn't paying attention to her because I was working my ass off, sick for a month and under serious pressure. Wow. Just Wow. Self-centered Monsters.

Seems to be easier for a woman to find a good man, than a man finding a good woman.
 
2011-12-03 05:46:13 PM
socoloco: Seems to be easier for a woman to find a good man, than a man finding a good woman.

It's easier to find the hay in a hay pile than it is to find the needle.
 
2011-12-04 12:06:02 AM
Yikes, time to reactivate those accounts!
 
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