Is that like baby batter?

Is Boy Butter a safe alternative?

Link

Nabb1: I could make it only halfway through. Sorry.

same

Gilligann: So what's up with people saying "boss"?

I get that from this dude at a local gas station.

How you doing, boss?
no problem, boss.
Will that be credit or debit, boss?

Does that carry over from prison or something?

do you look like Tony Danza?

30 seconds

There's nothing like laughing at your joke before you even tell it.

Gilligann: Isitoveryet: Gilligann: So what's up with people saying "boss"?

I get that from this dude at a local gas station.

How you doing, boss?
no problem, boss.
Will that be credit or debit, boss?

Does that carry over from prison or something?

do you look like Tony Danza?

I am Tony Danza

well, there you go boss.

I couldn't stand people who just start reading off a list. I mean, I know I'm here to help people find stuff, but that doesn't quite include being a personal shopper for someone. Kids and parents who give grandma and grandpa vague lists for Christmas presents were almost as bad.

Do you have Call to Duty? For which system? Do we have to know that?

Can you help me find Mario for the DS? Well, there's New Super Mario Bros., Super Mario 64, Mario Kart, Mario vs. Donkey Kong Mini Land Mayhem, Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games, etc. Oh... they just have 'Mario DS' written down.

And, my favorite:
What game do you think my grandkid would like? Seeing as how I've never met your grandchild before, and don't even know his or her age, and, frankly, whether I should be saying "his" or "her," I'd recommend this excessively violent video game. But, no matter what I suggest, you'll tell me it's okay to get something for kids older than him because "he's smart for his age." Piss off and go get some grandkids that know exactly what they want and are smart enough to convey that in an easy to understand manner.

oryx: There's nothing like laughing at your joke before you even tell it.

They're reading each other's lists, which they haven't seen yet.

This guy can teach you how to make tiger butter. That's a product worth looking for!

Wow - I must have hopped off the bus one stop before Sandy Vag Street. I thought that was damned funny. An oil painting of circus clowns storming the beach at Normandy?!? Funny.

Yeah, I know. Bill Hicks... best ever... you wouldn't understandIsawhimbeforeyoudidyadayadayada.

I'm not quite sure, but I laughed my ass off. I don't think half of the farkers actually understood what was happening. Knowing your friend made the list, and seeing them try to stiffle themselves while asking for some of that shiat was funny.

Gilligann: So what's up with people saying "boss"?

I get that from this dude at a local gas station.

How you doing, boss?
no problem, boss.
Will that be credit or debit, boss?

Does that carry over from prison or something?

I started saying that personally goofing around my Freshman year in college. I took a job at a pizza place and one of my best friends was also the manager. Every time I would go for a smoke or bathroom break, I would go ask him, especially in front of customers, "piss break boss?". Then I would shuffle off muttering "20 years behind bars....still can't squeeze a drop without say so".
/Shawshank was awesome.
//No idea how that term really entered the National Lexicon.

the female employee's grasp of the English language was barely more extensive than "no problem".

that was a smarmy @ss video, couldn't watch more than half of it.

Nice! I made this earlier today for a coworker after watching these guys...

i laughed and laughed and laughed at this. Extremely funny.

/fancy boy lip glitter
//toddler size shark cage

I'm guessing these guys surely know what doodoo butter is.

...from each other.

fluffytuff: I'm not quite sure, but I laughed my ass off. I don't think half of the farkers actually understood what was happening. Knowing your friend made the list, and seeing them try to stiffle themselves while asking for some of that shiat was funny.

This. It's like playing Balderdash in fast forward with strangers. Helluva time.


PressPlayOnTape: Sandy Vag Street

Pretty much. Lighten up, Francises.

Been done better before. (new window)

Yeah, this was a real D-Bag video. Not funny and just trying to embarass low-wage seasonal folks.
The "Boss" thing and "Chief" are definite prison or county jail remembrances from when I was hiring for the railroad. One of my best employees told me that if a man called you "Boss", he had only been in County jail but for an extended time. If they called you "Chief", he had done hard prison time. In both cases, if they said either terms automatically in response to any request, you know they had been in the joint.
He was a good man and did his time and was quite the upright citizen.

denverbarndude: Yeah, this was a real D-Bag video. Not funny and just trying to embarass low-wage seasonal folks.

This.

denverbarndude: Yeah, this was a real D-Bag video. Not funny and just trying to embarass low-wage seasonal folks.


bears repeating.

Like a boss


Link (new window)

Lots of butthurt in this thread.

/laughed through the video

d-bags. about as bad as being an employee and having customers ask you specific and technical questions about a dept you don't work in. i can search the inventory for a certain item if you know the part # or know close to the exact name of it and you think we have carried it before and its popular or i can call for a asst in that dept but don't come into my hunting and fishing department and get all nasty when i tell you i don't know a thing about your kid's problem with swimmers ear and ear plugs.

Lasted about 40 seconds. Offensive self indulgent abuse of minimum wage workers. fark you subby. I hope Drew gouged you when you paid for the link.

For all the sandy vag's, one question...

Hey dummies, this was not a prank on the store workers, it was two guys pranking eachother. The goal was not to upset the workers, but rather to see how quickly you could get them to recognize that the guy with the list you made was not a legit customer. Baldy lost mostly because he was no good at keeping a straight face, but Skinny lucked into an employee who barely spoke English and so wouldn't easily recognize the ridiculousness of things like an oil painting of circus clowns storming the beach at Normandy, which helped him tremendously.

Was it funny? Meh, moderately. It has potential though, and I think with a bit of refinement it could be a hilariously fun thing for guys to do with eachother while their wives/girlfriends are trying on clothes. It would beat sitting there on the couch of shame, anyway.

awfulperson: PressPlayOnTape: Wow - I must have hopped off the bus one stop before Sandy Vag Street. I thought that was damned funny. An oil painting of circus clowns storming the beach at Normandy?!? Funny.

Yeah, I know. Bill Hicks... best ever... you wouldn't understandIsawhimbeforeyoudidyadayadayada.

Indeed--I LOLed a few times, watching that.

(toddler shark cage FTW)

I laughed more at their reactions to each item, since that was part of the joke, than the actual items.

Shopper: Stupid question
Target employee: Obvious answer

One item did actually make me laugh out loud. Ron Paul workout video! The mental image was enough.