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		Nothing puts you into the holiday spirit more than bopping mom on the head with a bottle of eggnog (wptv.com)		14
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The_Sponge

2011-12-01 03:08:03 PM

"Eggnog, who thought that one up? "I wanna get a little drunk, but I also want some pancakes." You know what eggnog really is. You're not gonna want to hear it, but I'll tell ya. It's elf cum. You might as well pour it down your back and slap your self on the ass." - Dave Attell

StanTheMan

2011-12-01 03:09:07 PM

Merry Christmas From The Family

One Bad Apple

2011-12-01 03:10:05 PM

Eggnog comes in bottles ?

texdent

2011-12-01 03:11:04 PM

I don't think I've ever had eggnog.

w00ty

2011-12-01 03:13:33 PM

eggnog is divine

DirkTheDaring

2011-12-01 03:15:33 PM

I half expected Subby to end the headline eight words sooner.

Kid Lester

2011-12-01 03:19:56 PM

Dude looks too poor for eggnog. That shiat's $5.00 a half gallon. And that's in regular old plastic half gallons, not some fancy glass bottle.

Also too poor for soap, shampoo, razors, his own place...

fappomatic

2011-12-01 03:21:09 PM

Or bopping someone's mom in the face with a meat rocket.

LegacyDL

2011-12-01 03:21:51 PM

One Bad Apple: Eggnog comes in bottles ?

Rompope does.

The_Sponge

2011-12-01 03:21:54 PM

One Bad Apple: Eggnog comes in bottles ?

The pre-spiked eggnog does.

Bob16

2011-12-01 03:23:11 PM

Christmas in Florida don't cut it.