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(Deadspin) Interesting Penn State University, trying to head off more embarrassment from this rape scandal, buys 4 .XXX domain names   (deadspin.com) divider line 31
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2011-12-01 03:01:25 PM
So is nearly anyone else not wanting their name associated with naughty backdoor nurses.

/what say you, Drew?
 
2011-12-01 03:05:02 PM
This whole .XXX thing is such a shake down
 
2011-12-01 03:05:14 PM
This only tells me that there are pictures of what happened out there somewhere.
 
2011-12-01 03:05:22 PM
50 bucks says that there is furry porn involving the dog costume on TFA pic on a penn state look alike site within 3 months
 
2011-12-01 03:07:57 PM
article gets all wtf at the end...
 
2011-12-01 03:10:41 PM
Marine1: So is nearly anyone else not wanting their name associated with naughty backdoor nurses.

/what say you, Drew?


dunno bout Drew. but

Backdoor Sluts 9 makes Naughty Nurses 2 look like Crotch Capers 3!
 
2011-12-01 03:11:19 PM
almandot: article gets all wtf at the end...

Yes, but it ended with "Huzzah"...and I really like that word.

/HST fan.
 
2011-12-01 03:12:30 PM
Those .xxx domains are such a grift. The only people that are buying them are organizations trying to avoid defamation.

No porn company is going to go out and buy a ludicrously expensive .xxx domain instead of a .com or .net. Porn companies are usually startups, they don't have money to waste on that sort of shiat. Maybe once established they will expand their brand by buying a .xxx domain to defend against upstarts mooching off their traffic, but that's an if.
 
2011-12-01 03:12:42 PM
They started buying the domains -before- the scandal broke. Very possibly unrelated.
 
2011-12-01 03:13:12 PM
Penistate?
 
2011-12-01 03:14:55 PM
From the comments...had to be a farker:

"Far be it for me to wax reminiscent, but there used to be a simpler time in America. A time where a boy, keenly aware just how tighty his whiteys were whenever Sally Jenkins got up to clap the erasers, could always depend on a locked bathroom door, the good people at the J.C. Penny catalog, and the seven minutes between clearing the dishes and the opening of Welcome Back Kotter to embark on a brief but satisfying mission of self-discovery. "Just washing my hands, Ma?" You bet.

But this is a new America. We live in an era of making it rain - without water. A time of shorts so tight you can see a young lady's pulse on her derriere. An era where a once-great football titan is reduced to cheap laughs through cheaper thrills found at peurile websites like putitinyourpaterno.com. In this day and age, it seems a nation can't even turn its lonely eyes to anyone anymore.

Good luck, America. You're going to need it."

- Bob Costas
 
2011-12-01 03:16:02 PM
Penn State needs to worry less about this and more about what they plan to do after the NCAA gives their football program a two-year death penalty.
 
2011-12-01 03:19:21 PM
sanduskyedintheshower.xxx?
 
2011-12-01 03:24:29 PM
To be fair, those .xxx commercials are hilarious.
 
2011-12-01 03:24:50 PM
someahole: Those .xxx domains are such a grift. The only people that are buying them are organizations trying to avoid defamation.

No porn company is going to go out and buy a ludicrously expensive .xxx domain instead of a .com or .net. Porn companies are usually startups, they don't have money to waste on that sort of shiat. Maybe once established they will expand their brand by buying a .xxx domain to defend against upstarts mooching off their traffic, but that's an if.


QFT!!
 
2011-12-01 03:29:19 PM
Saw this .xxx ad (new window) on tv a couple times last night, it was hilarious. You must watch it (SFW unless your work just plain doesn't want you watching you tube at work).

/You really must watch it.
//Seriously. Do you have any idea how long it took to find this on You Tube? Searching for ".xxx domain ad"? I'm permanently scarred from having seen the damn girl grab the vibrator out of her purse instead of the cell phone 50 times.
///Sandusky fiddled with little boys.
 
2011-12-01 03:31:16 PM
moops: Penn State needs to worry less about this and more about what they plan to do after the NCAA gives their football program a two-year death penalty.

right, and block $50M in revenue a year for other sports and State College. Not gonna happen.
 
2011-12-01 03:32:24 PM
SnakeLee: This whole .XXX thing is such a shake down
 
2011-12-01 03:34:40 PM
peenstate.xxx ftw
 
2011-12-01 03:40:38 PM
TysDaddy: right, and block $50M in revenue a year for other sports and State College. Not gonna happen.

50 Million dollars? How much is that in child anuses?
 
2011-12-01 03:57:46 PM
Nasty_McFilth: From the comments...had to be a farker:

"Far be it for me to wax reminiscent, but there used to be a simpler time in America. A time where a boy, keenly aware just how tighty his whiteys were whenever Sally Jenkins got up to clap the erasers, could always depend on a locked bathroom door, the good people at the J.C. Penny catalog, and the seven minutes between clearing the dishes and the opening of Welcome Back Kotter to embark on a brief but satisfying mission of self-discovery. "Just washing my hands, Ma?" You bet.

But this is a new America. We live in an era of making it rain - without water. A time of shorts so tight you can see a young lady's pulse on her derriere. An era where a once-great football titan is reduced to cheap laughs through cheaper thrills found at peurile websites like putitinyourpaterno.com. In this day and age, it seems a nation can't even turn its lonely eyes to anyone anymore.

Good luck, America. You're going to need it."

- Bob Costas


That's epic.
 
2011-12-01 03:58:01 PM
happyvalleymyass.xxx
 
2011-12-01 03:59:49 PM
fastcache.gawkerassets.com
Draw me like one of your french girls.
 
2011-12-01 04:03:03 PM
Pedostate.xxx still up for grabs.

/grabs
//heh
 
2011-12-01 04:03:24 PM
They used to have a store next to the inofficial Penn State junk store that had t-shirts that said "Happy farking Valley." I'm gonna guess they don't have them anymore.
 
2011-12-01 04:23:54 PM
Isn't the ability for those with cash or companies to sit on domain names just the kind of cybersquatting they sue individuals over? If there is a legitimate difference, I would honestly like to know it.
 
2011-12-01 04:26:38 PM
WE ARE!
 
2011-12-01 05:49:30 PM
I want to tell you all a story 'bout a Happy Valley pedos life
He had a teenage habit that uppended Happy Valley shower life.
His hens came home to roost in ninety eight but didn't even stop his play
He said, "I promise I'll stop raping boys in Happy Valley. Now. today "

The cops wrote, "Yo Sandunsky, you're farking these boy toys way too young
It's reported you've been soaping and a-fillin' 'round young boy butt full of cum
And we don't believe you ought to be all balls deep in this little boy's heinie"
It was signed by investigators, Happy Valley State PD.

Well, it happened that DA Gricar. was into pedo porn and liked bribes too
Cops were sure surprised when Ol' Ray Gricar pressed no charges, like a tool.
And as he threw out all the charges, I still recall the words like a bad dream
He said, "Move along, nothing to see he's from the Happy Vally football team.."

Well, there's Joe Paterno sittin' there and several times he didnt even know at all
That old faker sure knows to hide assets before he takes a fall.
And Mr. Joe Pa, can you tell us why your protege friend had to quit your team?
And shouldn't Spanier known showering with boys was more than it would seem?
Well, Mr. Gricar couldn't be here 'cause he disappeared before it got this big
And if you smell for truth round PSU you'll find that most of its been hid.
Yet they have the nerve to tell me the football program's clean and fit.
Well, this is just a little Peyton Place and you're all Harpy Valley hypocrites

No I wouldn't put you on because it really did, it happened just this way
But now the feds are on this Happy Valley creepy fray.
So please Obama sock it to the Happer Valley pedo way.
 
2011-12-01 09:05:59 PM
mikaloyd: WE ARE!

You didn't go to Penn State I thought. So why call it out? Oh that's right, never waste an opportunity to capitalize on child rape.
 
2011-12-01 10:44:41 PM
If there is one thing we all have learned from this: you gotta cover your ass.
 
2011-12-02 01:28:23 PM
cjmook21: They used to have a store next to the inofficial Penn State junk store that had t-shirts that said "Happy farking Valley." I'm gonna guess they don't have them anymore.

Peoples' Nation?

Eh, who knows, they don't seem to care about controversies:

Link (new window)
 
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