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(The Morning Call) Weird Scallops stolen in burglary. Goddamn clamcakes still unaccounted for   (mcall.com) divider line 24
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Shadow Blasko [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 01:54:56 PM
BANNED OFF THE WIRELESS ROUYTER!
 
Shadow Blasko [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 01:56:44 PM
MAJOR EXPLOSION OF PLATES!
 
robmilmel [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 02:01:33 PM
OMG I SHAVED OFF MY LIPS!!!
 
Shadow Blasko [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 02:02:05 PM
robmilmel: OMG I SHAVED OFF MY LIPS!!!

so i wake up at 10 and my bros gf is over so i cant even leave my damn room, i finally leave and im trapped in the bathroom then i heat em cook my clamcakes, it all ads up =(
 
maxheck
2011-12-01 02:09:13 PM
Heh... We need a link to the original. Sadly, I do not have one.
 
Shadow Blasko [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 02:10:36 PM
maxheck: Heh... We need a link to the original. Sadly, I do not have one.

It was redlit.

This is one of those times it really pays to be able to go back and look at the epic threads of yesteryear.

/Can't believe its been almost 7 years
 
scotto
2011-12-01 02:10:47 PM
THEY ATE MY GOD DAMNED CLAM CAKES
 
Shadow Blasko [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 02:11:31 PM
so i RUN into my room and DOWN A HALF BOTTLE OF JIM BEAM

THEN I GO PUT MY CLOTHES IN THE DRYER AND DO A farkING DANCE IN MY BASEMENT
 
scotto
2011-12-01 02:12:30 PM
Shadow Blasko: maxheck: Heh... We need a link to the original. Sadly, I do not have one.

It was redlit.

This is one of those times it really pays to be able to go back and look at the epic threads of yesteryear.

/Can't believe its been almost 7 years

Is this it? I'm not TF anymore.
http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=1318759
 
Shadow Blasko [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 02:12:51 PM
scotto: Shadow Blasko: maxheck: Heh... We need a link to the original. Sadly, I do not have one.

It was redlit.

This is one of those times it really pays to be able to go back and look at the epic threads of yesteryear.

/Can't believe its been almost 7 years

Is this it? I'm not TF anymore.
http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=1318759

Thats it.
 
Shadow Blasko [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 02:14:13 PM
scotto: Is this it? I'm not TF anymore.

You are now. Go forth and remember...
 
Lt. Cheese Weasel
2011-12-01 02:21:06 PM
What is this ......I don't even.......the whole thing.
 
scotto
2011-12-01 02:37:23 PM
Shadow Blasko: scotto: Is this it? I'm not TF anymore.

You are now. Go forth and remember...

Hey, thanks Blasko! You're the awesome! Ha Ha guy threads, here I come! Oh yes, and homeschooled girlfriend too!
 
The Crepes of Wrath
2011-12-01 02:43:53 PM
Damn, that thread was a long time ago.
 
Radioactive Ass
2011-12-01 03:10:15 PM
Mr Programmer was a funny guy. Did anyone read his thread where he had a bunch of babby spiders and went after them with a Bic lighter and a can of (I think it was) hairspray? He even had pictures of the scorch marks on his ceiling.

He almost always started his threads while he was drunk and not really thinking things through at the time...
 
schief2 [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 03:40:47 PM
I guess I'll take pity on those who weren't around for a 7-year-old (jesus, it's been that long) redlit TF thread. Here's Mr. Programmer's OP that the headline references...though half the hilarity was his continued drunken ranting / Q&A in the thread.

Mr. Programmer 2005-01-22 02:00:19 PM
I bought farking clam cakes last night and was gonna make beer battered fish and chips today,.. plans all ruined cause my brosther farking his girlferiend in my living room so i have to sneak around and shiat, i go take a shower, i hear plates..

I say to myself "YOU BETTER NOT BE TOUCHING MY CLAMCAKES".. but since theyre in the kitchen which is next to my bathroom IM STUCK IN THE BATHROOM FOR AN HOUR UNTIL THEY LEAVE

I come out.. what do i find? THEY ATE MY CLAMCAKES, not just 1 or 2 buit ALL OF THE

so i RUN into my room and DOWN A HALF BOTTLE OF JIM BEAM

THEN I GO PUT MY CLOTHES IN THE DRYER AND DO A farkING DANCE IN MY BASEMENT

i come back up and I THROW DISHES ALL OVER THE FLOOR..... MAJOR EXPLOSIONS OF PLATES

farkERS

/hope that doesn't earn me a timeout
 
scotto
2011-12-01 04:35:04 PM
schief2: I guess I'll take pity on those who weren't around for a 7-year-old (jesus, it's been that long) redlit TF thread. Here's Mr. Programmer's OP that the headline references...though half the hilarity was his continued drunken ranting / Q&A in the thread.

Way more than half. That was the most drunkenly impassioned rant I've seen. The man has a real talent.
 
2wolves [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 07:03:50 PM
+1 for meso-age Fark reference.
 
2wolves [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 07:05:21 PM
The Crepes of Wrath: Damn, that thread was a long time ago.

Silence, noob.
 
Fear the Clam
2011-12-01 09:28:33 PM
schief2: I guess I'll take pity on those who weren't around for a 7-year-old (jesus, it's been that long) redlit TF thread. Here's Mr. Programmer's OP that the headline references...though half the hilarity was his continued drunken ranting / Q&A in the thread.

Mr. Programmer 2005-01-22 02:00:19 PM
I bought farking clam cakes last night and was gonna make beer battered fish and chips today,.. plans all ruined cause my brosther farking his girlferiend in my living room so i have to sneak around and shiat, i go take a shower, i hear plates..

I say to myself "YOU BETTER NOT BE TOUCHING MY CLAMCAKES".. but since theyre in the kitchen which is next to my bathroom IM STUCK IN THE BATHROOM FOR AN HOUR UNTIL THEY LEAVE

I come out.. what do i find? THEY ATE MY CLAMCAKES, not just 1 or 2 buit ALL OF THE

so i RUN into my room and DOWN A HALF BOTTLE OF JIM BEAM

THEN I GO PUT MY CLOTHES IN THE DRYER AND DO A farkING DANCE IN MY BASEMENT

i come back up and I THROW DISHES ALL OVER THE FLOOR..... MAJOR EXPLOSIONS OF PLATES

farkERS

/hope that doesn't earn me a timeout

I call shenanigans. Clam cakes have a shelf life of approximately 15 milliseconds between being too hot to eat and being cold, greasy bricks. Nobody buys clam cakes to eat the next day.
 
robmilmel [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 11:42:22 PM
Fear the Clam: I call shenanigans. Clam cakes have a shelf life of approximately 15 milliseconds between being too hot to eat and being cold, greasy bricks. Nobody buys clam cakes to eat the next day.

Trust me...Mr. P would. For most of us being drunk, semi-psychotic and making questionable decisions at the same time is a rare-or even occasional-event. For him, it was a day that ended in "y".

He was really a decent guy, but had too many demons...but his threads were funny as hell.
 
Capn.Brownbeard
2011-12-02 09:09:35 AM
Why does everyone refer to Mr. Programmer in the past tense? Did he swear off the farks? He apparently still has a twitter account... and posted to it in the past day or so.
 
La Belle Chienne [TotalFark]
2011-12-02 11:55:58 AM
Ahhhh... memories.

Almost makes me wanna re-up.
 
Mr. Programmer
2011-12-03 10:20:41 PM
I'm still alive but I guess I've moved on from Fark. Although about 3 weeks ago I came by for some reason just to see if anyone I knew was still around.

Found this thread because I got an email saying I was mentioned (new feature of fark??)
 
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