FARK.com: (6779026) When designing a bikini lap dance contest, don't place flimsy lawn chairs on the edge of the stage, or else drunk college kids will fall over and be further humiliated...Okay, on second thought, do

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		When designing a bikini lap dance contest, don't place flimsy lawn chairs on the edge of the stage, or else drunk college kids will fall over and be further humiliated...Okay, on second thought, do (trutv.com)		124
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cretinbob

2011-12-01 02:55:04 PM

Seeing as how it's the blue chair....fake.

nosferatublue

2011-12-01 04:25:24 PM

"Do" by Emily Dickinson

Do run through gilded veld with sunshine fluster,
Do lean to norther' wind of Autumn bluster.
Do dance 'pon emerald pond of winter crusted
Do waltz in morning's dawn, butterfly trusted!
Do taste moonbeams crossing all starlight dusted
Just don't sneeze while flossing that upper cuspid.

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spentmiles

2011-12-01 04:28:30 PM

Wow, did you notice the Farkette in the tee-shirt throwing her weight around?

DrSticky

2011-12-01 04:31:43 PM

spentmiles: Wow, did you notice the Farkette in the tee-shirt throwing her weight around?

and by Farkette I assume you mean fat dude dressed as a chick?

spentmiles

2011-12-01 04:33:08 PM

DrSticky: spentmiles: Wow, did you notice the Farkette in the tee-shirt throwing her weight around?

and by Farkette I assume you mean fat dude dressed as a chick?

Makes more sense why she wanted to stay on her tummy while he did it...

Khryswhy

2011-12-01 04:38:59 PM

A little warning that a video is going to auto-start when opening the page would be appreciated. I'm still at work.

/Otherwise, carry on.

Megaslow

2011-12-01 04:46:48 PM

Khryswhy: A little warning that a video is going to auto-start when opening the page would be appreciated. I'm still at work.

/Otherwise, carry on.

And you clicked a "bikini lap dance" link while at work because...

SageC

2011-12-01 04:54:40 PM

Those are actually pretty tame lap dances... at least by Los Angeles standards. I'm sure hotter lap dances and lap dancers could be found elsewhere in Cabo.

Khryswhy

2011-12-01 05:00:23 PM

Megaslow: Khryswhy: A little warning that a video is going to auto-start when opening the page would be appreciated. I'm still at work.

/Otherwise, carry on.

And you clicked a "bikini lap dance" link while at work because...

Because no one at work really knows/cares about what I surf here. That doesn't mean that I want to broadcast what I'm looking at by the volume going up. Looking at a site isn't the same as having a video auto-start. That's why I won't go to espn.com any more.

serial arseonist

2011-12-01 06:32:02 PM

Khryswhy: Megaslow: Khryswhy: A little warning that a video is going to auto-start when opening the page would be appreciated. I'm still at work.

/Otherwise, carry on.

And you clicked a "bikini lap dance" link while at work because...

Because no one at work really knows/cares about what I surf here. That doesn't mean that I want to broadcast what I'm looking at by the volume going up. Looking at a site isn't the same as having a video auto-start. That's why I won't go to espn.com any more.

Uhhh, this sounds like a "you" problem.

Keep your audio on mute and only unmute at appropriate times, or keep headphones connected to the audio out jack.

Savage Belief

2011-12-01 07:22:30 PM

How is it, in this day and age, a Fark thread that has "bikini lap dance" in the headline has devolved into an argument about some douchebag complaining about video auto start and not one pic yet of scantily clad bimbos performing said lap dances?

Pro Zack

2011-12-01 08:05:00 PM

Savage Belief: How is it, in this day and age, a Fark thread that has "bikini lap dance" in the headline has devolved into an argument about some douchebag complaining about video auto start and not one pic yet of scantily clad bimbos performing said lap dances?

Agreed - a thread like this should have pics showing hotter lap dances.

Omahawg

2011-12-01 08:06:11 PM

SearchN

2011-12-01 09:03:44 PM

Omahawg: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x378]

Seriously, why did you not page me?

Oh well, time to get this going.

SearchN

2011-12-01 09:06:52 PM

picodenico

2011-12-01 09:07:27 PM

And the winner gets a broken leg!

SearchN

2011-12-01 09:07:41 PM

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2011-12-01 09:08:22 PM

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2011-12-01 09:09:03 PM

MrWhiteRabbit

2011-12-01 09:09:38 PM

Mmmm... Bikinis in Email = BIE?

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2011-12-01 09:09:42 PM

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2011-12-01 09:10:21 PM

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2011-12-01 09:10:56 PM

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2011-12-01 09:11:33 PM

danceswithcrows

2011-12-01 09:11:37 PM

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2011-12-01 09:12:15 PM

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2011-12-01 09:12:53 PM

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2011-12-01 09:13:53 PM

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2011-12-01 09:14:49 PM

danceswithcrows

2011-12-01 09:15:38 PM

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2011-12-01 09:16:03 PM

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2011-12-01 09:16:44 PM

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2011-12-01 09:17:55 PM

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2011-12-01 09:19:21 PM

danceswithcrows

2011-12-01 09:20:02 PM

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2011-12-01 09:20:05 PM

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2011-12-01 09:20:49 PM

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2011-12-01 09:21:32 PM

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2011-12-01 09:22:09 PM

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2011-12-01 09:22:50 PM

danceswithcrows

2011-12-01 09:23:36 PM

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2011-12-01 09:23:52 PM

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2011-12-01 09:24:36 PM

SearchN

2011-12-01 09:25:27 PM

All righty. That should get us started.

Brainmeat

2011-12-01 09:27:49 PM

I do like that the dancer allowed him to grab her sweet, sweet backside.

danceswithcrows

2011-12-01 09:29:34 PM

(Filename says UK, but "billabong" is Aussie. Eh, throw another scantily clad shrimp on the grill, mate!)

Omahawg

2011-12-01 09:30:00 PM

SearchN: Omahawg: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x378]

Seriously, why did you not page me?

Oh well, time to get this going.

I figured you have a life?

In the future I will be more vigilant and notifying. I will be a notifier. I will.

Omahawg

2011-12-01 09:31:32 PM