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/ancient Chinese secret my ass...

Sometimes I set sexpionage traps in my masturbatorium or sexnasium, but mostly in my pornitarium

So I had my wallet stolen for the 5th time this week...

"You tell Honey about seclet invasion pran and Honey sucky dicky long time."

Tiberius Gracchus: M. Butterfly unavailable for comment.

/ancient Chinese secret my ass...

Done in one.

I don't find Asian women sexually attractive due to the sound they make during sex, it sounds as though I am raping them and they all do it. Maybe they should send me on this missions.

WEll they can send me over as a deco and Ill suffer through hours of sex with asian women. The things I do for my country.

so i would get to nail a bunch of chicks AND make up fanciful stories and lies to ammuse myself?

i knew i should have joined the foreign service!

Came for Oh herro prease! I am disappoint.

Perhaps they can help me with my very sexy learning disability.

Made be think of this old forward:

A"heads up" for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th,10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th 29th. Also December 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th, 30th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.

P.S. Walmart has wallets on sale 2.99 each

Profedius: I don't find Asian women sexually attractive due to the sound they make during sex, it sounds as though I am raping them and they all do it. Maybe they should send me on this missions.

They invented the ballgag for this reason.

Madbassist1: Profedius: I don't find Asian women sexually attractive due to the sound they make during sex, it sounds as though I am raping them and they all do it. Maybe they should send me on this missions.

How do you know if you don't find them attractive?

He thinks porn = all asian women.

Madbassist1: Profedius: I don't find Asian women sexually attractive due to the sound they make during sex, it sounds as though I am raping them and they all do it. Maybe they should send me on this missions.

How do you know if you don't find them attractive?

Well, he obviously raped some, or he wouldn't know what they sound like when raped. It's about pwer, not sex.

Meh calling Captain Obvious (O6) to the scene stat. Every nation's intelligence branches have done this since dawn of spying. If you don't recognize what is going on you are blind, dumb or both.

So "I'm a foreign diplomat" would be a good pickup line is what I'm understanding.

Madbassist1: Profedius: I don't find Asian women sexually attractive due to the sound they make during sex, it sounds as though I am raping them and they all do it. Maybe they should send me on this missions.

How do you know if you don't find them attractive?

I dated in China and later in Japan that was pre-internet so I didn't have a clue. Now that we have the internet it is not hard to assume they all sound the same way. The way they look isn't a turn off, but now that I know there is no sexual attraction for me towards them.

Thank God a met an American woman teaching Engilsh in Japan or that would have been a long 2 years instead of a long 5 months.

Profedius: I don't find Asian women sexually attractive due to the sound they make during sex, it sounds as though I am raping them and they all do it. Maybe they should send me on this missions.

I had an issue with the odd rape-like sounds at first also... until I discovered my Mandarin for "get off you fat smelly oaf" and "harder, harder, harder" was mixed up.

Then all of a sudden it all made sense.

tricycleracer: So I had my wallet stolen for the 5th time this week...

Came for this joke.

note to self: change first name to "Ambassador"

zzrhardy: Profedius: I don't find Asian women sexually attractive due to the sound they make during sex, it sounds as though I am raping them and they all do it. Maybe they should send me on this missions.

I had an issue with the odd rape-like sounds at first also... until I discovered my Mandarin for "get off you fat smelly oaf" and "harder, harder, harder" was mixed up.

Then all of a sudden it all made sense.

I laughed

Profedius: I don't find Asian women sexually attractive due to the sound they make during sex, it sounds as though I am raping them and they all do it. Maybe they should send me on this missions.

I have a big problem with Asian porn for this reason. I've never encountered it in real life, but my sample size is quite small.

/so small
//not like big Amelican sample size