FARK.com: (6778961) Subby just got his check from the eBay Final Value Fee class-action settlement. Tell Subby what to do with his check for 3 cents. LInk may be Not safe for work

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(Some Guy)		Subby just got his check from the eBay Final Value Fee class-action settlement. Tell Subby what to do with his check for 3 cents. LInk may be Not safe for work (myevilstar.com)		73
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NoseBrain

2011-12-01 12:31:02 PM

It's FREE TFD SAMPLE DAY!

Beavertails

2011-12-01 12:32:20 PM

NoseBrain: It's FREE TFD SAMPLE DAY!

Woo! 3 cents you don't have to use to buy a 10th of a day on TF!

AbbeySomeone

2011-12-01 12:32:22 PM

Be glad that PayPal didn't freeze your funds.

/f8ck Ebay

oldfarthenry

2011-12-01 12:33:13 PM

I think a mod had a heart-attack and is lying dead on the green button.

NoseBrain

2011-12-01 12:34:05 PM

oldfarthenry: I think a mod had a heart-attack and is lying dead on the green button.

Drunk's drew again.

rezin8

2011-12-01 12:34:06 PM

1/1000th of a Hooker and no blow.

Rev. Skarekroe

2011-12-01 12:34:06 PM

Offer three people a penny for their thoughts.

Mirrorz

2011-12-01 12:34:37 PM

Woo hoo! $0.97 more and you still can't buy anything from a dollar store!

LlamaGirl

2011-12-01 12:35:11 PM

Did you pee on it? If not, you really should. It increases the value.

TrancePI

2011-12-01 12:36:15 PM

Ass pennies dude. Ass pennies...

Ponzholio

2011-12-01 12:36:20 PM

HONEY! Get the kids! We're going to Sears!

TheShavingofOccam123

2011-12-01 12:37:05 PM

rezin8: 1/1000th of a Hooker and no blow.

Man, you need to move out of the suburbs. I can get half a hooker for 3 cents.

thejoyofpi

2011-12-01 12:37:21 PM

rezin8: 1/1000th of a Hooker and no blow.

Hookers cost $30 in your area?

syrynxx

2011-12-01 12:42:28 PM

0.133 seconds of phone sex

Optical Aleutian

2011-12-01 12:42:58 PM

...WOOOOOooooo?

TheShavingofOccam123

2011-12-01 12:44:15 PM

syrynxx: 0.133 seconds of phone sex

Too much time.

/Hello?..aaaahhhhh

dickkead

2011-12-01 12:51:25 PM

Endorse it and leave it somewhere, like in a library book, anyone cheap enough to deposit or cash it obviously needs it more than you.

darkhorse23

2011-12-01 12:55:42 PM

Hey, I got a bunch more than you did!

darkhorse23

2011-12-01 12:56:20 PM

dammitallsomuch
www.turbofark.com

autocobra

2011-12-01 12:56:41 PM

I received a check for .9 cents yesterday .

BKITU

2011-12-01 01:00:54 PM

Do 0.00000006 women at the same time, man.

twobux

2011-12-01 01:02:23 PM

I'll have to check my mail. I'll take it to a liquor store and have the Korean guy get pissed at me for trying to cash a check there for like 2 cents, or whatever it'll be.

Teambaylagoon

2011-12-01 01:08:48 PM

$1.43 baby! Im ballin' now

Cyberluddite

2011-12-01 01:45:17 PM

I got something like $38, so I'm feeling rich compared to you bunch of low-life slackers.

TheOther

2011-12-01 01:47:23 PM

NoseBrain: It's FREE TFD SAMPLE DAY!

i1208.photobucket.com

feckingmorons

2011-12-01 01:47:23 PM

Put it in the bank, the processing costs will cut into the pile of money the lawyers get to sit on.

I'd cash it personally and walk out whistling a happy tune.

RminusQ

2011-12-01 02:02:05 PM

rezin8: 1/1000th of a Hooker and no blow.

Damn that's a cheap hooker. My roommate asked me last night if he could borrow $150 until he gets paid on Friday. "Why?" Does it matter? "Just wondering." Hot chick with great tits. "Seriously?" LOL, she is the best fark. Great massage too.

RminusQ

2011-12-01 02:06:09 PM

But with your modest sum, I recommend:

here to help

2011-12-01 03:45:21 PM

Ebay sucks donkey c*nt.

groppet

2011-12-01 03:45:35 PM

3 cents could get you a mighty fine hooker in africa and a steak dinner. Hooker not clean, steak not from cow.

Harry Freakstorm

2011-12-01 03:45:55 PM

Hold on to it knowing that eBay will never be able to close that account because .03 was never reconciled.

I know they probably give you 90 days to redeem but still....

enry

2011-12-01 03:46:42 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: rezin8: 1/1000th of a Hooker and no blow.

Man, you need to move out of the suburbs. I can get half a hooker for 3 cents.

Which half?

Sloppy Wreck

2011-12-01 03:46:44 PM

I got a check for 21¢. Does that make me in the 1%?

Rufus Lee King

2011-12-01 03:47:01 PM

karmaceutical

2011-12-01 03:47:35 PM

They could have applied to to those frikking ebay bucks crap that I never redeem anyway.

numbone

2011-12-01 03:49:34 PM

Mine was a buck seventy. Still $3.30 short.

SageC

2011-12-01 03:50:30 PM

Convert it to pennies and mail it to Meg Whitman's office without paying proper postage.

DirkTheDaring

2011-12-01 03:51:00 PM

1) Pour some melted butter on it.

ActionPaintball

2011-12-01 03:51:31 PM

I just cashed my $400 class action suit check against UPS =)

DirkW

2011-12-01 03:53:31 PM

mine should be on the way. hoping it's about tree fiddy

Scruffinator

2011-12-01 03:54:24 PM

Oh, go cash it at the liquor store, then drop the pennies in the take a penny leave a penny tray.

i.r.id10t

2011-12-01 03:54:46 PM

Wait a month or so, then call 'em and tell 'em you lost the check and to please re-issue... rinse and repeat

SoCalSurfer

2011-12-01 03:57:14 PM

I still have a check from the settlement from worldcom. 6 cents.

F**k them

Buggar

2011-12-01 04:00:24 PM

I was given a framed single share of stock of a company I used to work for. Now that they've started paying dividends, I keep getting checks for $0.20, $0.03 etc. After a few years of this, it might be enough to cover the gas needed to drive to the bank to cash them.

Ponzholio

2011-12-01 04:02:24 PM

SoCalSurfer: I still have a check from the settlement from worldcom. 6 cents.

F**k them

Consider yourself lucky. I'm still waiting on about $200 worth of rebates from CompUSA...I quit holding my breath about 12-years ago.

TheGogmagog

2011-12-01 04:06:41 PM

DirkTheDaring: 1) Pour some melted butter on it.

2) Sell it on E-bay?

TF2_Pyro

2011-12-01 04:07:18 PM

Get one-and-a-half opinions.

DVDave

2011-12-01 04:11:23 PM

Relevant.

Excel22

2011-12-01 04:13:23 PM

Just bought my son his Christmas present with my check. $704.04 biatches!