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Walker [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 12:40:07 PM
You know who else said that?
No, not him.
Dubya.
 
EnviroDude [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 12:40:36 PM
Wrecking the US economy and transforming us into a socialist economy is hard work. That's why he plays golf so much and takes trips across the globe.
 
James! [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 12:44:13 PM
Hell, take three.
 
Bladel [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 12:46:15 PM
OMG! No other president in the history of ever has so blatantly stated their desire to be re-elected! Fartbongo is politicizing Politics!

/amidoinitright?
 
nekom [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 12:47:51 PM
Why the unlikely tag? Does anyone here actually believe that another taxb0ng0 term is unlikely?
 
James! [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 12:50:16 PM
nekom: Why the unlikely tag? Does anyone here actually believe that another taxb0ng0 term is unlikely?

Subby must be caught up in the Newt-mentum.
 
cameroncrazy1984 [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 12:50:39 PM
EnviroDude: Wrecking the US economy and transforming us into a socialist economy is hard work. That's why he plays golf so much and takes trips across the globe.

Hey, I just got Busted Talking Points Bingo!

You're phoning it in today.
 
hillbillypharmacist [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 12:50:53 PM
nekom: Why the unlikely tag? Does anyone here actually believe that another taxb0ng0 term is unlikely?

It's my impression from the 27%ers I know that they feel that whatever Republican passes the primary will actually win. "Obama's already defeated himself" was the quote.

A schadenfreude extravaganza is coming, my friend.
 
eurotrader [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 12:55:47 PM
Telling AG Holder to sign one piece of paper changing marijuana from having no medical value to at least equal with cocaine in the drug schedule is something Obama could do right now and allow 17 US states to a way to comply with voters wishes without fear of Federal prosecution. No need to wait, Cali already even has a union for the workers jobs Obama's lack of positive action is causing to lose jobs
 
cameroncrazy1984 [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 01:00:34 PM
eurotrader: Cali already even has a union for the workers jobs Obama's lack of positive action is causing to lose jobs

I think you need less of the marijuana.
 
Eddie Adams from Torrance [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 01:01:06 PM
eurotrader: Telling AG Holder to sign one piece of paper changing marijuana from having no medical value to at least equal with cocaine in the drug schedule is something Obama could do right now and allow 17 US states to a way to comply with voters wishes without fear of Federal prosecution. No need to wait, Cali already even has a union for the workers jobs Obama's lack of positive action is causing to lose jobs

Honestly, that's really a 2nd term kinda thing... The Republicans would turn the fear machine up to 11.

Not to mention how vulnerable our white women would become.
 
Rev.K [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 01:02:47 PM
EnviroDude: Wrecking the US economy and transforming us into a socialist economy is hard work. That's why he plays golf so much and takes trips across the globe.

*PONDERINGTARD.JPG*
 
gilgigamesh [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 01:07:48 PM
EnviroDude: Wrecking the US economy and transforming us into a socialist economy is hard work. That's why he plays golf so much and takes trips across the globe.

You managed to fit both "evil socialist mastermind destroying America" and "ineffectual do-nothing empty suit" into one post. Well done.

If you can bring it down to one sentence next time, I will buy you a cookie.
 
serpent_sky [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 01:17:52 PM
EnviroDude: Wrecking the US economy and transforming us into a socialist economy is hard work. That's why he plays golf so much and takes trips across the globe.

Yeah, what nerve he has, forging international relations, going to summits, and other such things outside of America.

And golf? My God. You mean to say he doesn't work 24 hours a day, 7 days a week?

History's Greatest Monster. Truly.
 
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat
2011-12-01 01:23:31 PM
serpent_sky: History's Greatest Monster. Truly.

Clearly Fartbongo's a do-nothing empty suit that's aggressively and actively destroying this country.
 
BillCo [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 01:30:56 PM
Dear President Obama,

You have screwed up the country enough for 100 terms. Please stop while you are behind.

Love,
BillCo
 
R.A.Danny [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 01:31:13 PM
All he needs to do is beat the best Republican, be that Bachmann, Cain, Palin, Gingrich, Perry, Paul, Huntsman, or Dumbo.
 
hillbillypharmacist [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 01:32:55 PM
BillCo: Dear President Obama,
You have screwed up the country enough for 100 terms. Please stop while you are behind.
Love,
BillCo

Did he take away your freedumbs?
 
EnviroDude [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 01:34:57 PM
serpent_sky: EnviroDude: Wrecking the US economy and transforming us into a socialist economy is hard work. That's why he plays golf so much and takes trips across the globe.

Yeah, what nerve he has, forging international relations, going to summits, and other such things outside of America.

And golf? My God. You mean to say he doesn't work 24 hours a day, 7 days a week?

History's Greatest Monster. Truly.

At least you didn't call me a racist. Thanks.
 
R.A.Danny [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 01:35:11 PM
I forgot Santorum.

You clean it up.
 
Mr. Coffee Nerves [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 01:35:22 PM
Apologies for a serious post, but, dammit I wish the presidency was a single six- or eight-year term. This way whoever gets the job doesn't have to spend the first four years running for the second four years AND from day one the attitude can be "I can make the hard decisions now without worrying who's dick will spit the most cash in my mouth."
 
GAT_00 [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 01:35:29 PM
*looks at the other choices*

I don't see any other sane options.
 
James! [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 01:37:27 PM
Mr. Coffee Nerves: Apologies for a serious post, but, dammit I wish the presidency was a single six- or eight-year term. This way whoever gets the job doesn't have to spend the first four years running for the second four years AND from day one the attitude can be "I can make the hard decisions now without worrying who's dick will spit the most cash in my mouth."

It didn't used to be like this. With your idea the only way for the opposing party to get rid of the president would be with impeachment. We would see a sharp uptick in that.
 
Eddie Adams from Torrance [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 01:38:51 PM
BillCo: Dear President Obama,

You have screwed up the country enough for 100 terms. Please stop while you are behind.


THIS.

He's wrecked the economy, destroyed hundreds of millions of manufacturing jobs, gotten us mired down in 2 wars, taken over the healthcare system and allowed Sharia law to usurp the Constitution.

WTF is this guy's problem?
 
Somacandra [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 01:39:13 PM
I think he'll probably get it too. Between the stimulus and HCR, things have gotten quite a bit better for me and my family in the past 4 years. If that's the standard you're using (and the Greens still can't get their poop in a group) then sign me up.
 
Eddie Adams from Torrance [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 01:41:24 PM
GAT_00: *looks at the other choices*

I don't see any other sane options.

Newt is sane.

He's a hypocritical, lying, ineffective partisan douche bag, but he's sane.
 
James! [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 01:44:00 PM
Eddie Adams from Torrance: GAT_00: *looks at the other choices*

I don't see any other sane options.

Newt is sane.

He's a hypocritical, lying, ineffective partisan douche bag, but he's sane.

I'm pretty sure he's a sociopath.
 
GAT_00 [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 01:45:52 PM
Eddie Adams from Torrance: Newt is sane.

i575.photobucket.com

James!: I'm pretty sure he's a sociopath.

Are those actually mutually exclusive?
 
Sybarite [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 01:47:20 PM
And Imma need about tree-fiddy.
 
James! [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 01:48:15 PM
GAT_00: Are those actually mutually exclusive?

I think so... though it might be similar to a functional alcoholic.
 
AdolfOliverPanties [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 02:02:19 PM
BillCo: Dear President Obama,

You have screwed up the country enough for 100 terms. Please stop while you are behind.

Love,
BillCo

A lot of rightwing nutsacks say this, but they never really say how.
 
FlashHarry [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 02:48:18 PM
AdolfOliverPanties: A lot of rightwing nutsacks say this, but they never really say how.

presidentin' while black, apparently.

either that, or by preventing a second great republican depression, by ending the war in iraq, by reforming the financial system, by providing health insurance to 40,000,000 uninsured, by saving detroit, and by sending the Dow skyrocketing.
 
violentsalvation [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 02:50:04 PM
He might even need another term after that.
 
R.A.Danny [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 02:51:43 PM
AdolfOliverPanties: BillCo: Dear President Obama,

You have screwed up the country enough for 100 terms. Please stop while you are behind.

Love,
BillCo

A lot of rightwing nutsacks say this, but they never really say how.

By being attractive and successful.
 
Eddie Adams from Torrance [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 03:16:52 PM
FlashHarry: AdolfOliverPanties: A lot of rightwing nutsacks say this, but they never really say how.

presidentin' while black, apparently.

either that, or by preventing a second great republican depression, by ending the war in iraq, by reforming the financial system, by providing health insurance to 40,000,000 uninsured, by saving detroit, and by sending the Dow skyrocketing.

Yeah, but besides those things, he's accomplished nothing.
 
Dusk-You-n-Me [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 03:22:56 PM
Don't worry Mr. President, you will get it.
 
tricycleracer
2011-12-01 04:07:16 PM
James!: Hell, take three.

Approves:

upload.wikimedia.org
 
BravadoGT [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 04:07:51 PM
The economy is still twitching a bit.
 
KidneyStone [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 04:08:02 PM
nekom: Why the unlikely tag? Does anyone here actually believe that another taxb0ng0 term is unlikely?

God, I hope so
 
MaliFinn
2011-12-01 04:08:22 PM
As a highly intelligent, motivated, and skilled individual, I'm sure Obama doesn't enjoy wasting his massive earning potential on you any more than you enjoy having a President that does things that are good for you instead of just handing out checks, sending the military into random countries, and taking the whole country to the racetrack.
 
magusdevil
2011-12-01 04:09:10 PM
EnviroDude: serpent_sky: EnviroDude: Wrecking the US economy and transforming us into a socialist economy is hard work. That's why he plays golf so much and takes trips across the globe.

Yeah, what nerve he has, forging international relations, going to summits, and other such things outside of America.

And golf? My God. You mean to say he doesn't work 24 hours a day, 7 days a week?

History's Greatest Monster. Truly.

At least you didn't call me a racist. Thanks.

I guess eventually some things go without saying.
 
Cup_O_Jo [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 04:09:19 PM
BillCo: Dear President Obama,

You have screwed up the country enough for 100 terms. Please stop while you are behind.

Love,
BillCo

and Cup_O_Jo
 
fracto73
2011-12-01 04:09:34 PM
hillbillypharmacist: BillCo: Dear President Obama,
You have screwed up the country enough for 100 terms. Please stop while you are behind.
Love,
BillCo

Did he take away your freedumbs?


Yes, now he has to pay $5 a month.
 
INeedAName
2011-12-01 04:09:42 PM
I know the Rpubs want to say he's a socialist so they won't vote for him, but he is trying to keep power in the hands of one man. That makes him a dictator and not just acceptable, but applauded by Rpub standards.
 
Fart_Machine
2011-12-01 04:10:09 PM
hillbillypharmacist: BillCo: Dear President Obama,
You have screwed up the country enough for 100 terms. Please stop while you are behind.
Love,
BillCo

Did he take away your freedumbs?

Worse, he took away his lightbulbs!!!1111
 
karmaceutical
2011-12-01 04:11:34 PM
What Republicans actually think:

we are in some VERY BAD times , while the head moron is stuffing his face , with a hot dog at his brother-in-laws basketball game , we have people loosing there jobs , homes , and don't know were there next meal is coming from
this is a little off the point , but last night the first segment of" " 60 Minutes" had homeless families living in cars and trucks , it is heartbreaking to watch , mean time some jive talkin turkey , trys to appear like he gives a dam , and sadly his people will back him again , Yes I am praying for "HOPE and CHANGE"
 
chaositect
2011-12-01 04:11:53 PM
GAT_00: *looks at the other choices*

I don't see any other sane options.

Yes. He seems to be the only reasonable person in a maelstrom of severe retardation. Re: most of this thread for example.
 
Farkin'round
2011-12-01 04:12:09 PM
Finish doing what? Going on an extended campaign trip for four more years?
 
bubo_sibiricus
2011-12-01 04:12:13 PM
With the crazies and nobodies and just plain charlatans (sometimes combined within the same body) with Rs next to their names, all Obama needs to do to get re-elected is continue breathing and not screw a male intern or be found with a dead female one.

And that's fine with me.

Personally I like Huntsman, but he's polling 1 percent so he's done after Iowa.
 
Ed Finnerty [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 04:12:39 PM
Deer seekrit moolem userpor,

You dun goofed enuf times fer ahundrid times fer some stuff I dun seen on that thar flickerbox.

Love,
Murica
 
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