FARK.com: (6778945) Confirmed: Jessica Simpson is giving birth to a Butterball Turkey

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Pincy

2011-12-01 01:50:42 PM

A woman's mid-section gets bigger as she gets further along in her pregnancy??? I did not know that. Thanks for sharing dumbmitter.

Pine Oil Funeral

2011-12-01 01:51:53 PM

She's been smuggling 2 of them in her sweaters for years

/EIP
//Lets get this started

Tymast

2011-12-01 01:53:09 PM

oh no, is it going to be halal?

Barry McCackiner

2011-12-01 02:02:55 PM

I think pregnant women are hot.

Lt. Cheese Weasel

2011-12-01 02:06:12 PM

I'd stuff her bird.

McManus_brothers

2011-12-01 02:06:43 PM

Daaaaaaayyyyyyuuuuuuuuuum them tittays!

/cue Chris Tucker and Ice Cube

Anagrammer

2011-12-01 02:12:28 PM

Pincy: A woman's mid-section gets bigger as she gets further along in her pregnancy??? I did not know that. Thanks for sharing dumbmitter.

"You're welcome."
i31.photobucket.com

robsul82

2011-12-01 02:14:52 PM

You know that joke about udders in the Katy Perry headline? Should've saved it for this one. Key-ripes.

Pine Oil Funeral

2011-12-01 02:15:54 PM

I just noticed we have a nice rack quadfecta going on today

/sad at the lack of pics

blakeosage

2011-12-01 02:24:49 PM

I'd like to butter her ball.....

Hell I don't know where I was going with that.

/eip...if that is where this ends up going.
//lord, please let it go to an eip thread.

Iceboxxx

2011-12-01 02:25:35 PM

That headline made me laugh harder than it should have.

/easily amused

texdent

2011-12-01 02:31:21 PM

Is her dad the dad?

daveb0rg

2011-12-01 02:40:00 PM

Pine Oil Funeral: I just noticed we have a nice rack quadfecta going on today

/sad at the lack of pics

images.netmare.org

daveb0rg

2011-12-01 02:40:56 PM

daveb0rg

2011-12-01 02:41:57 PM

daveb0rg

2011-12-01 02:43:02 PM

daveb0rg

2011-12-01 02:43:57 PM

daveb0rg

2011-12-01 02:45:01 PM

daveb0rg

2011-12-01 02:46:03 PM

Pine Oil Funeral

2011-12-01 02:46:38 PM

daveb0rg: [images.netmare.org image 540x360]

Your my new hero!

daveb0rg

2011-12-01 02:47:01 PM

Barry McCackiner

2011-12-01 02:47:34 PM

daveb0rg: Pine Oil Funeral: I just noticed we have a nice rack quadfecta going on today

/sad at the lack of pics

[images.netmare.org image 320x480]

I approve of the rest of the pics and I am glad you posted them! That said this one is fakeriffic

daveb0rg

2011-12-01 02:47:46 PM

daveb0rg

2011-12-01 02:48:47 PM

McManus_brothers

2011-12-01 02:49:16 PM

daveb0rg: Pine Oil Funeral: I just noticed we have a nice rack quadfecta going on today

/sad at the lack of pics

[images.netmare.org image 320x480]

God bless ya, sir, but enjoy the likely bannination.

daveb0rg

2011-12-01 02:49:43 PM

daveb0rg

2011-12-01 02:50:31 PM

daveb0rg

2011-12-01 02:51:34 PM

blakeosage

2011-12-01 02:52:22 PM

daveb0rg

2011-12-01 02:52:24 PM

daveb0rg

2011-12-01 02:53:29 PM

daveb0rg

2011-12-01 02:54:16 PM

daveb0rg

2011-12-01 02:55:06 PM

daveb0rg

2011-12-01 02:55:55 PM

daveb0rg

2011-12-01 02:56:42 PM

daveb0rg

2011-12-01 02:59:45 PM

Ok, done :)

daveb0rg

2011-12-01 03:01:07 PM

Ooh that first picture... I did not notice the umm "details"

penguinfark

2011-12-01 03:04:05 PM

daveb0rg: Pine Oil Funeral: I just noticed we have a nice rack quadfecta going on today

/sad at the lack of pics

[images.netmare.org image 320x480]

Is this even her? Or just a clever photochop?

DrippinBalls

2011-12-01 03:05:04 PM

The stretch marks will be hell, but I'll take the drumsticks.

penguinfark

2011-12-01 03:05:13 PM

daveb0rg: [images.netmare.org image 500x625]

"I just farted."

The Singing Bush

2011-12-01 03:07:26 PM

daveb0rg: [images.netmare.org image 500x371]

Ok, done :)

You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.

Quiefenburger

2011-12-01 03:22:03 PM

Let it go boys, she's gone and she ain't coming back.

/looks like a sausage wrapped up in a burrito

FinFangFark

2011-12-01 03:56:08 PM

Daaaaaaayyyyyyuuuuuuuuuum them tittays!

This...

We all agreed a long time ago...if she got knocked up...dem tittays were gonna get their own zip codes.

motorboating preggers porn?

Kozmopoliskepticalopsis

2011-12-01 04:37:27 PM

Oh, thank GOD!!!!

I am SO relieved to know her uterus works.

ZMugg

2011-12-01 04:47:05 PM

daveb0rg: Ooh that first picture... I did not notice the umm "details"

Or the second pic as well.

6 of 1, 1/2 dozen of the other.

EdVenture

2011-12-01 05:08:41 PM

I'd still hit it, right in the trimester!

That coward David Lopan

2011-12-01 05:11:17 PM

daveb0rg: Pine Oil Funeral: I just noticed we have a nice rack quadfecta going on today

/sad at the lack of pics

[images.netmare.org image 320x480]

Link to that pic so I can check it out at home, please. I'd like to see the "details" when I get home from work.

lbwski1998

2011-12-01 05:19:17 PM

I'll just leave this here...

Jessica Simpson's Giant Pregnant Cleavage

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