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		Seventh grader gets sex toy as reward for a well written paper. Kudos kiddo (blog.cleveland.com)		35
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Sybarite

2011-12-01 02:17:14 PM

Fisto Roboto?

Walker

2011-12-01 03:11:06 PM

"Dude, you won't believe how well this works for fapping"
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gopher321

2011-12-01 03:42:26 PM

"Let's give him a great big...oh."

UltimaCS

2011-12-01 03:47:20 PM

As someone who can still remember what it was like to be in 7th grade, it's almost a certainty that he's going to try to fap with it.

Shame that it's a full-grown man's hand, though. He'll have to close his eyes and pretend it's his burly aunt or something.

groppet

2011-12-01 03:47:38 PM

Good on them for learing to write a business letter.

numbone

2011-12-01 03:47:56 PM

Hope he grows in to it.

Seacop

2011-12-01 03:50:37 PM

Just me?

lordlight

2011-12-01 03:51:39 PM

Followup: 7th grade kid rush to ER after a prosthetic hand was lodged in his anus.

LarryDan43

2011-12-01 03:52:55 PM

Hexbug Nano?

Pair-o-Dice

2011-12-01 03:53:45 PM

Now THAT is the stranger!

Pair-o-Dice

2011-12-01 03:55:13 PM

lordlight: Followup: 7th grade kid rush to ER after a prosthetic hand was lodged in his anus.

Hand goes where?

Harv72b

2011-12-01 03:55:25 PM

"Other students have collected impressive items throughout the years, including four tickets to a Cleveland Browns game..."

That letter must have sucked.

cleveoh

2011-12-01 03:56:28 PM

FTA: Other students have collected impressive items throughout the years, including four tickets to a Cleveland Browns game

OK, hold on...

fireclown

2011-12-01 03:56:32 PM

Kiddo?

hstein3

2011-12-01 03:56:37 PM

lordlight: Followup: 7th grade kid rush to ER after a prosthetic hand was lodged in his anus.

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Those who don't study history are doomed to repeat it.

/Hot, if you're into that sort of thing

Mr. Potatoass

2011-12-01 03:56:43 PM

Aloha, Mr. Hand.

Brother_Mouzone

2011-12-01 03:57:28 PM

cleveoh

2011-12-01 03:58:28 PM

63 seconds...dang.

engrishmajor

2011-12-01 03:58:29 PM

It took The Flaming Lips four years to respond to a request. Still...I'd wait for it.

Harv72b

2011-12-01 04:00:48 PM

cleveoh: 63 seconds...dang.

:)

thorimm

2011-12-01 04:04:41 PM

Harv72b: "Other students have collected impressive items throughout the years, including four tickets to a Cleveland Browns game..."

That letter must have sucked.

Came for this.

My Evil Twin Skippy

2011-12-01 04:05:31 PM

Yes ... yes I would use the prosthetic arm used by James Franco in a movie as a sex toy.

sweet-daddy-2

2011-12-01 04:06:53 PM

numbone: Hope he grows in to it.

You could be gay.

The Third Man

2011-12-01 04:13:33 PM

engrishmajor: It took The Flaming Lips four years to respond to a request. Still...I'd wait for it.

It takes them four years to finish an album, so no surprise there.

angstycoder

2011-12-01 04:14:47 PM

"then-First Lady Laura Bush"

Annoying, missing hyphen is annoying and missing.

Baloo Uriza

2011-12-01 04:19:42 PM

engrishmajor: It took The Flaming Lips four years to respond to a request. Still...I'd wait for it.

The Flaming Lips have been known to be exceptionally awesome over the years. It might take 'em a while to respond, but they will, like Marge writing to the Beatles. Some more Flaming Lips trivia: Do You Realize?? is the state rock song of Oklahoma, and they have a street in Oklahoma City named after them.

Optimal_Illusion

2011-12-01 04:22:28 PM

What did the five fake fingers say to the face?

csi_yellowknife

2011-12-01 04:24:28 PM