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(Frosty) Interesting Pro tip : Had a little too much Holiday party? Shove an ice cube up your butt, of course   (kbkw.com) divider line 43
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MaxxLarge [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 01:10:57 PM
Like I wasn't planning on doing that in any case.
 
Eddie Adams from Torrance [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 01:35:10 PM
You mean another one?
 
farkingismybusiness
2011-12-01 02:26:57 PM
Eddie Adams from Torrance: You mean another one?

Well the first 5 already melted.
 
Sybarite [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 02:36:13 PM
Rectum? It damned near killed him!
 
Jake Havechek
2011-12-01 02:38:01 PM
I've seen two women do that to each other in a video.
 
tallguywithglasseson [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 03:19:46 PM
Ice cube suppositories helped friends revive an Aberdeen man suffering from an apparent Heroin overdose this morning.

So do I... have to O.D. on heroin before I put them in there?
 
astralvortex
2011-12-01 03:38:22 PM
How the hell does that come up in a brainstorming session?
 
Ajakk
2011-12-01 03:38:24 PM
UICIA?
 
Dirtybird971
2011-12-01 03:38:27 PM
I'd be pissed when I came around. Bad waste of good dope.
 
karnal
2011-12-01 03:39:30 PM
Jake Havechek

I've seen two women do that to each other in a video.


Link please? Oh yeah.....and Merry Christmas, Jake!
 
numbone
2011-12-01 03:41:08 PM
encrypted-tbn3.google.com
 
madcan34
2011-12-01 03:41:15 PM
The Aberdeen Fire Department does not recommend the old street remedy for overdose victims, but in this case it apparently worked.

Soooooo....he got lucky?
 
sigdiamond2000 [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 03:41:42 PM
If my office Christmas party was like this, I might actually consider going one of these years.
 
tallguywithglasseson [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 03:43:04 PM
astralvortex: How the hell does that come up in a brainstorming session?

I wasn't there, but I'm guessing the answer includes lots and lots of heroin.
 
JRoo
2011-12-01 03:45:57 PM
I don't know if that would have made the overdose scene in Pulp Fiction better or worse.
 
Enemabag Jones
2011-12-01 03:46:44 PM
Why couldn't that technique have been used for Uma Thurman instead of the needle?
 
fappomatic
2011-12-01 03:50:11 PM
Jake Havechek: I've seen two women do that to each other in a video.

I only saw the first 1:38 of that video.
 
Profedius
2011-12-01 03:54:40 PM
I can't wait to go home tonight and stick an ice cube up my arse.
 
Daddy's Big Pink Man-Squirrel [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 03:56:56 PM
Ice cubes have corners, which could hurt.

Better to shove a snow blower up your ass.
 
rageaholic
2011-12-01 03:57:31 PM
Didn't even have to use the whole tray, today was a good day.
 
tillerman35
2011-12-01 04:03:58 PM
Why bother with the overdose? I mean, who needs an excuse?
 
rageaholic
2011-12-01 04:08:12 PM
Also, Ice Cube quoted as saying "still less shiat than a lot of what i've been in, so there's that"
 
radarlove
2011-12-01 04:15:33 PM
Tomboy-chan is greatest chan.
 
JesseL
2011-12-01 04:21:37 PM
Daddy's Big Pink Man-Squirrel: Ice cubes have corners, which could hurt.

www.awesomeicecubes.com
 
dude_man
2011-12-01 04:21:43 PM
I was surprised this involved heroin. Usually, my holiday parties involve shots of Baileys and egg nog with rum.
 
chaositect
2011-12-01 04:26:53 PM
Street remedy.

So how did the first guy figure this out?

Cranial embogglation ensues.
 
Amy Winehouse's Ghost
2011-12-01 04:34:52 PM
I've gotta' give the guy credit. If someone OD'd in front of me I would never have thought to run get some ice to shove up his bum.

Heroin's a helluva drug.
 
VictorOfBorge
2011-12-01 04:51:37 PM
Wow. I thought of my ex-wife. Sometimes she was so cold I swore she crapped ice cubes!
 
metametameta
2011-12-01 04:53:51 PM
chaositect: Street remedy.

So how did the first guy figure this out?

Cranial embogglation ensues.

It's in the Big Book of Hilarious Party Tricks to Play on Drunk Friends
 
FNG [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 04:55:19 PM
Imagine how that very first conversation went.

"Hey Bob, holy shiat, this guy has OD'd!!! FARK!"
"Just shove an ice cube up his ass."
"Wha, WHAT?!"
"Seriously, just shove an ice cube up his ass."
"ARE YOU FARKING KIDDING ME?!"
...
"OMFG IT WORKED!!!"
"you never listen to me."
 
drew is pedal
2011-12-01 04:56:54 PM
how can you get drunk on Baileys and egg nog? Last weekend I drunk a bottle of spiritus, its 192 proof and I still managed to get a 24pack of bud in me :P
 
Daddy's Big Pink Man-Squirrel [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 05:22:24 PM
JesseL: Daddy's Big Pink Man-Squirrel: Ice cubes have corners, which could hurt.

[www.awesomeicecubes.com image 300x300]

It looks like you should freeze a little string into them.
 
hogans
2011-12-01 05:28:34 PM
Ice goes in,
Water comes out.
YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT.
 
ItsMyNameYouCantHaveIt
2011-12-01 05:52:41 PM
Well.....alright.....if you're SURE...

i187.photobucket.com
 
kagemaru026
2011-12-01 05:58:17 PM
www.infamouskidd.com
wat
 
rageaholic
2011-12-01 06:17:42 PM
ItsMyNameYouCantHaveIt: Well.....alright.....if you're SURE...

[i187.photobucket.com image 375x375]

I would like to attach my Boobies to this photo and I think we can close up shop. teamwork

/high five
 
rageaholic
2011-12-01 06:20:47 PM
furrst*

/shrewd fark filter, very shrewd
 
myagki_ruki [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 10:03:01 PM
An ice cube in the butt freakin' HURTS. The air immediately explodes outward from your lungs as they constrict from the shock.

/Don't judge me.
//It was necessary at the time.
///At least I thought so.
 
Porous Horace
2011-12-02 12:03:06 AM
"Why are you smiling like that?"
"I can feel it melting."
 
InTheEmbers
2011-12-02 04:19:01 AM
Mom's remedies are always the best.
 
Pert
2011-12-02 06:08:01 AM
I prefer tobacco smoke myself...

upload.wikimedia.org
 
bungle_jr
2011-12-02 10:03:40 AM
drew is pedal: how can you get drunk on Baileys and egg nog? Last weekend I drunk a bottle of spiritus, its 192 proof and I still managed to get a 24pack of bud in me :P

you have problems

but also the thought of a bunch of baileys, egg nog, and rum makes me queazy...sounds like too much sweetness and richness. yummy sounding, but couldn't drink anywhere near enough of it to get me drunk.

i mainly stick to jaeger these days anyway
 
ItsMyNameYouCantHaveIt
2011-12-02 11:06:33 AM
rageaholic: ItsMyNameYouCantHaveIt: Well.....alright.....if you're SURE...

[i187.photobucket.com image 375x375]

I would like to attach my Boobies to this photo and I think we can close up shop. teamwork

/high five

/respek knuckles
 
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