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(Warming Glow) Fail Piers Morgan conveys his grief for Patrice O'Neal as only Piers Morgan can: "She died of a stroke today. I want... to remind everyone just how funny she was"   (warmingglow.uproxx.com) divider line 50
More: Fail, Patrice O'Neal, Piers Morgan, Alison Brie, grief, Dane Cook, Jimmy Fallon  
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ArkAngel [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 01:03:38 PM
Going just by breast size, he was correct
 
twobux
2011-12-01 01:18:22 PM
Somehow I don't think this web site has a very high opinion of Morgan, considering the extension they used on the story.
 
thomps [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 01:43:48 PM
give him a break, piers morgan is a foreigner, they always have problems with gender-specific pronouns.
 
downstairs [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 02:26:06 PM
Continuing Larry King's legacy of being completely out of touch with every story he's assigned to cover.
 
Walker [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 03:08:57 PM
He's an old white guy from England. You expect him to know black American comedians?

/I thought it was a chick too
//who names their son Patrice?
 
thomps [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 03:18:13 PM
piers continued, "yes her ethnic humor touched us all, whether she was talking about potatoes, whiskey, or large broods of filthy misbehaving children, she always stabbed right at the heart of our preconceptions. she will be missed."
 
TravisBickle62
2011-12-01 04:03:08 PM
His mom thought Patrice was the masculine form of Patricia (as opposed to, say, Patrick).
 
albert71292 [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 04:07:20 PM
Walker: He's an old white guy from England. You expect him to know black American comedians?

/I thought it was a chick too
//who names their son Patrice?

Heck, I've lived here in the US all my life, and I never heard of the person until I started seeing the name everywhere on the net after he died!
 
Zombie DJ
2011-12-01 04:07:43 PM
I was going to say FARK YOU, Pierce. But than I watched the clip.

He's just another "talent" in front of a green screen, saying whats on the monitor and trying to act like he knew what he was talking about.

"Who typed a question mark on the teleprompter!"
 
MoeSzyslak
2011-12-01 04:09:48 PM
Walker: He's an old white guy from England. You expect him to know black American comedians?

/I thought it was a chick too
//who names their son Patrice?

He lived in the UK for years and built up a huge following there before returning to the US. I believe he was named after some leader from the Congo.
 
moothemagiccow
2011-12-01 04:16:38 PM
She spent an awful lot of time discussing white women
 
Dave Lister
2011-12-01 04:18:33 PM
MoeSzyslak: Walker: He's an old white guy from England. You expect him to know black American comedians?

/I thought it was a chick too
//who names their son Patrice?

He lived in the UK for years and built up a huge following there before returning to the US. I believe he was named after some leader from the Congo.

In his own words. (new window)
 
Dave Lister
2011-12-01 04:20:28 PM
Dave Lister:
In his own words. (new window)

NSFW: A few expletives in that link
 
PanicMan
2011-12-01 04:21:13 PM
Walker: He's an old white guy from England. You expect him to know black American comedians?

/I thought it was a chick too
//who names their son Patrice?

Was Leslie Nielsen a girl too?
 
PanicMan
2011-12-01 04:22:08 PM
Oh, it's CNN. Nevermind. I expect nothing more from them than absolute fail.
 
thomps [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 04:22:58 PM
PanicMan: Walker: He's an old white guy from England. You expect him to know black American comedians?

/I thought it was a chick too
//who names their son Patrice?

Was Leslie Nielsen a girl too?

no but he constantly had to remind people not to call him shirley.
 
FunkOut [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 04:31:05 PM
If Patrice O'Neal is a woman, then Piers Morgan is has quite a number of boats tethered to him and is absolutely covered in seagull shiat and oil.
 
SnakeMan [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 04:39:41 PM
Walker: He's an old white guy from England. You expect him to know black American comedians?

/I thought it was a chick too
//who names their son Patrice?

I expect him to know what he's talking about before he actually talks about it, yes. He could, you know, admit he doesn't know what he's talking about before he makes an ass of himself.
 
IntotheAbyss
2011-12-01 04:45:51 PM
Stephen Fry once gave this definition :
Countryside-The act of killing Piers Morgan.
 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 04:48:30 PM
niqgaz in the hood eat b*tches when they get out of line dood. he is probaly a canable.
 
DanDanTheRepoMan
2011-12-01 04:51:33 PM
Sarcastica75: niqgaz in the hood eat b*tches when they get out of line dood. he is probaly a canable.

Greatest website of all time.

Is it wrong to bring an indian to Thanksgivin wit all da stuff dat day iz abot
 
farscape
2011-12-01 04:53:30 PM
Some cracker made fun of a fat, racist, Chris Rock wanna be. Im crushed.
 
EyeballKid
2011-12-01 04:54:38 PM
What with Patrice O'Neal being dead, I'm shocked Piers hadn't learned more about him after hacking his phone.
 
Stimutax67
2011-12-01 04:59:22 PM
That was the funniest thing he could say about Patrice Oneal. In that clip Patrice talks about half the audience thinking he was a woman before he walked out.

I gotta believe that was a joke, I hope it was a joke.
 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 05:03:29 PM
DanDanTheRepoMan: Sarcastica75: niqgaz in the hood eat b*tches when they get out of line dood. he is probaly a canable.

Greatest website of all time.

Is it wrong to bring an indian to Thanksgivin wit all da stuff dat day iz abot

I want some sammon and lasanya.
 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache
2011-12-01 05:04:22 PM
Piers Morgan looks like the CEO of BP when that oil spill happened... What a farking asshole.

Anyway, he's a dick for not getting his facts straight. But he has a history of not doing so, and has even been hit in the face for it.
 
UCFRoadWarrior
2011-12-01 05:42:55 PM
That is why, in the United States, we do not name our kids...Piers
 
PanicMan
2011-12-01 05:47:01 PM
thomps: PanicMan: Walker: He's an old white guy from England. You expect him to know black American comedians?

/I thought it was a chick too
//who names their son Patrice?

Was Leslie Nielsen a girl too?

no but he constantly had to remind people not to call him shirley.

You can't be serious.
 
Pumpernickel bread
2011-12-01 05:59:15 PM
Hit or miss with talk-show hosts from Great Britain. Colin Ferguson is good, while Piers Morgan is as amusing as an itchy asshole.
 
Mentalpatient87
2011-12-01 06:03:23 PM
The black baby from "Shorties Watching Shorties?" I don't remember him from anything else...
 
Angry Buddha
2011-12-01 06:05:16 PM
PanicMan: Walker: He's an old white guy from England. You expect him to know black American comedians?

/I thought it was a chick too
//who names their son Patrice?

Was Leslie Nielsen a girl too?

I don't know, but Lindsay Buckingham is the best female guitarist since Leigh Stevens.
 
Angry Buddha
2011-12-01 06:07:22 PM
P.S. know it's Lindsey.
 
thomps [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 06:08:38 PM
Angry Buddha: PanicMan: Walker: He's an old white guy from England. You expect him to know black American comedians?

/I thought it was a chick too
//who names their son Patrice?

Was Leslie Nielsen a girl too?

I don't know, but Lindsay Buckingham is the best female guitarist since Leigh Stevens.

bullshiat. she never would have gotten anywhere without a strong masculine front man like stevie nicks.
 
Contrabulous Flabtraption [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 06:53:33 PM
So a guy on a show practically no one watches misspoke about a comedian practically no one has heard of. Fascinating.
 
fatalvenom
2011-12-01 07:06:48 PM
farscape: Some cracker made fun of a fat, racist, Chris Rock wanna be. Im crushed.

Fark you man. Patrice was wayyy funnier than Rock.

/easy point; Patrice never appeared in an Adam Sandler flick
 
182 [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 07:16:00 PM
Contrabulous Flabtraption: So a guy on a show practically no one watches misspoke about a comedian practically no one has heard of. Fascinating.

you live a sheltered life. come out of your mother's basement some time, son.
 
albuquerquehalsey
2011-12-01 08:00:35 PM
182: Contrabulous Flabtraption: So a guy on a show practically no one watches misspoke about a comedian practically no one has heard of. Fascinating.

you live a sheltered life. come out of your mother's basement some time, son.

wat
 
Spanky McStupid
2011-12-01 08:08:15 PM
PanicMan: Walker: He's an old white guy from England. You expect him to know black American comedians?

/I thought it was a chick too
//who names their son Patrice?

Was Leslie Nielsen a girl too?

Yes, and so was Dale Earnhart.
 
StoPPeRmobile
2011-12-01 08:32:52 PM
I grabbed this at least.
www.pajiba.com
 
donnielove
2011-12-01 08:48:11 PM
Pumpernickel bread: Hit or miss with talk-show hosts from Great Britain. Colin Ferguson is good, while Piers Morgan is as amusing as an itchy asshole.

Yeah, that guy kills.
 
SnakeMan [TotalFark]
2011-12-01 08:53:23 PM
donnielove: Pumpernickel bread: Hit or miss with talk-show hosts from Great Britain. Colin Ferguson is good, while Piers Morgan is as amusing as an itchy asshole.

Yeah, that guy kills.

Haha, one dumbass "actress" (Aisha Tyler) actually called him that to his face once. No, she wasn't joking.
 
Whorbal
2011-12-01 10:16:27 PM
He was not funny.
 
4seasons85!
2011-12-01 10:22:25 PM
I have to ask the opinion of the group here: is it wrong that I find Piers VERY sexy?

/straight woman, just for clarification...
 
eddiesocket
2011-12-01 10:42:53 PM
albert71292: Walker: He's an old white guy from England. You expect him to know black American comedians?

/I thought it was a chick too
//who names their son Patrice?

Heck, I've lived here in the US all my life, and I never heard of the person until I started seeing the name everywhere on the net after he died!

So, you are also unqualified to go on TV and take about him.
 
darkedgefan
2011-12-01 11:12:41 PM
Peirs is great. He quit America's Got Talent to focus on his CNN show and those ratings are lower then ever. haha!
 
velvet_fog
2011-12-02 02:06:42 AM
www-deadline-com.vimg.net

MISS ME YET?
 
VoodooHillbilly
2011-12-02 02:45:42 AM
Sarcastica75: DanDanTheRepoMan: Sarcastica75: niqgaz in the hood eat b*tches when they get out of line dood. he is probaly a canable.

Greatest website of all time.

Is it wrong to bring an indian to Thanksgivin wit all da stuff dat day iz abot

I want some sammon and lasanya.

i coudnt sleep cuz this biatch was laughing so i filled her car with water
 
funk_soul_bubby
2011-12-02 09:11:50 AM
This link solidifies my affinity for shaky YouTube vids of a television taken with a handheld digital camera. Only thing that could make it better would be a widescreen iPhone vid filmed standing up. Yay tallscreen!
 
fatalvenom
2011-12-02 10:42:42 AM
SnakeMan: Haha, one dumbass "actress" (Aisha Tyler) actually called him that to his face once. No, she wasn't joking.

i113.photobucket.com
 
Burr
2011-12-02 11:37:08 AM
SnakeMan: Haha, one dumbass "actress" (Aisha Tyler) actually called him that to his face once. No, she wasn't joking.

Sounds like you are getting close to the Danger Zone with that remark...
 
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