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(Some Guy) Dumbass Not news: Man tries to steal car. News: It's a police car. Near Fark: He's already inside the police car. Fark: He can't start it. Total Fark: He has the keys and calls the station for help   (newsnet5.com) divider line 4
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gopher321
2011-12-01 03:34:38 PM
Does he get a free Frogurt?
 
Forced Perspective
2011-12-01 03:39:58 PM
Theado was charged with criminal trespassing

Makes sense.

attempted grand theft

Fair enough.

obstruction of official business

Um... little weird, but okay I guess?

unauthorized use of a police computer

That's a crime?
 
dude_man
2011-12-01 04:25:35 PM
Forced Perspective: unauthorized use of a police computer

That's a crime?

Yea, its in case he wanted to get his Cyber Monday shopping done while pulling his cop car stealing stunt. That's a crime now.
 
JesusHoffaChrysler
2011-12-01 08:33:58 PM
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